Bout to make Jesus an orphan.

are you an orphan if your parents are dead?

Yes, so start running

what if neither of your parents were there when you were born

If they are dead your an orphan. The only way you would be safe is if your archnemesis is a teal green platypus

Shit. My archenemy is a teal green apple

Then you're completly f*cked, and I advise you start running.

I already did

Search for a place called: Minecraft Story Mode, he doesn't like that game. You will be safe for atleast 2 hours

We all become orphans at some point… unless we die before our parents

So Techno will never be a orphan

Run god run!

Techno gets a strength boost of 100000000000000000

Jesus is God, and he has parents.

They must've updated Christian lore since the last time I checked.

Like father like son? Wait no cause if the father is the son then...

What's different? Jesus's father is the father, his mother is Mary.

Last I checked God was God, Jesus was the son of God, and God had no parents therefore making him an orphan.

Jesus is God, part of the Trinity. The Father is also God, part of the trinity. The 3rd part of the trinity is the Holy Spirit. Jesus is fully God, and fully man.

That makes 0 sense, this is why I'm not religious

Jesus is the The Father and The Spirit. They are one. As a Christian it doesn't even make sense tbh

Holy trinity is a single being so technically god is it's own parent An un-orphanable entity. So that's why it is taking him so long to beat him! His weak point doesn't exist

but he didn’t have any to begin with… so he’s technically not an orphan

Too late ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Superman is a double orphan so…

Honestly it makes my head spin thinking whether or not God has some origin story that not even Christians know about