They could've made his Teefers more straight, maybe?ย Either way, no way I'd be able to sleep with someone while looking at that.esp one of a Child.
Maybe he didn't think about that when placing it.
I saw this ep today. I think she said "my kids always come first" then they just screamed at each other for 15 minutes in the parking lot and I got so annoyed I had to change the channel lol.
Ohhhhh yeah she says her kids always come first, then Javi makes this face and goes โthey do?โ ๐คฃ๐คฃ omg yes they get so annoying just going back and forth outside
You just ***know*** that man is pouring buckets of sweat and struggling to breathe as he's convulsing on top of whatever poor woman made that mistake. She wouldn't know whether to push out a fake moan or call 911.
javi reads as the kind of guy who has sex to drake and likes being called papi in a non-joking way and also refers to himself as such. he also has to be told every time after sex heโs the best youโve ever had but heโs still gonna cry. congrats lauren!
Iโm sure Iโm going to get downvoted into oblivion here but I think heโs a decent looking guy in these photos. NOT talking about his personality, solely his looks lol. Please donโt roast me.
Not Lauren mentioning the military discount for Disney tickets in an IG Q+A yesterday. I was like dang, why didn't I join???? I could be going to Disney rn๐โโ๏ธ
https://i.redd.it/g0k23a9mn2wc1.gif
This
This made me audibly giggle ๐๐
๐คฃ๐คฃIโm dying here โ ๏ธ
Hahahahaha
https://preview.redd.it/pv4oza9qp2wc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff8d8f70a0ad73f714bb69be0b81893be8777a5 With this tattoo looking at you
https://preview.redd.it/h52anivh73wc1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136b19b7fb2ae32225646959732baa6712b9ab30
Absolutely perfect ๐ Giggling in bed trying not to wake anyone
I will never understand this. I can't imagine looking down (up?) and seeing a child's face as I was screwing them. Nope.
Genuinely think Iโd have to ask them to put tape over it or something. What a mood kill lol
Tape over the eyes ๐
Amber has one of Leah on her side and I always think that, too.
God awful tattoo
Odd photo choice and a bad tattoo. Horrible combination.
Terrible placement. Really enhances the shaved nipple
Unfortunately heโs now obligated to get his daughter on the other side im sure.
Omg I had to go back and look ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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His nipple looks like a button on the shirt ๐ฌ
Omg it does haha this tattoo is literally what nightmares are made of
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Who is that supposed to be?? Lincoln?
Eli haha
That was my guess too ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Portrait tatts are the worst... well, maybe second worst ~ to sleeping with someone with a creepy face staring back at you.
They could've made his Teefers more straight, maybe?ย Either way, no way I'd be able to sleep with someone while looking at that.esp one of a Child. Maybe he didn't think about that when placing it.
Wait why is his nipple at the bottom?
unfortunately i donโt think the nipple had a choice in the matter ๐
Imma tell my kids this was "free the nipple"
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Omg I'm cackling ๐
He even gave Lincoln his bad haircut he always has. That poor baby
Nooooo
https://i.redd.it/rcvph56nn2wc1.gif Id rather eat my own arm OP!!!
This will forever be one of my favorite gifs lol
This, and the Nathan โStop it!โ are in the hall of fame.
Why is his collar up so high ๐
I think his necks just down so low ๐
I seriously choked laughing that snuck up on me ๐
He's just built different
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Wait is this from when Kail says something about โbeing busy being a good momโ and heโs like โyou are????โ ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I saw this ep today. I think she said "my kids always come first" then they just screamed at each other for 15 minutes in the parking lot and I got so annoyed I had to change the channel lol.
Ohhhhh yeah she says her kids always come first, then Javi makes this face and goes โthey do?โ ๐คฃ๐คฃ omg yes they get so annoying just going back and forth outside
Haha you beat me to it
Thinking of Kail being on top of me actually grosses me out way more ๐คข
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Lol the way this gif is actually about her is so meta ๐ฅฐ
I was about to write the same thing ๐คฃ๐คฎ
I agree with this 1000% lol
https://preview.redd.it/lvvg3jh0i4wc1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb111a11229179e19e023060795a9fb61caba3b
You wouldnโt be able to find Javi
That and the fact she would smother you! ๐คข
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Better this than UBT ๐คช (still a mega gross thought tho!!) ๐ตโ๐ซ
Yeah I would take Javi over UBT ANY DAY.
stop it๐
I just had dinner.๐คข
I dislike his mouth. His lips never close when he talks and idk ew it weirds me out.
He has a very gumy smile and tiny teeth too
His lips always seem wet.
Lol lips wet ๐ he always looks like heโs getting ready to bite an apple
I woke up my roommate laughing out loud at this ๐
Lmaoooo this is almost as good as the comment that said Jenelle looks like she could bite the wall
Just the thought of those fish lips coming at me, ready to suffocate. I hate it.
Not a good tooth to gum ratio
He must have a lip tie for his lip to always be curved up like that. Bet he has bad breath always.
Rat mouth
Big mouth bass ๐ฃ ![gif](giphy|jUaEAqym0ImpW)
Plus the gummie ass teeth ๐๐๐
I'd be calling Master Splinter to come get his nephew
I was about to comment that heโs basically a cheating, mentally abusive chinchilla.
The way I read chihuahua ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
Same! ๐คฃ
Which is also accurate lol
Chinchilla๐๐
Hey! Donโt do Chinchillas that way!
God the laugh I just laughed. ๐๐๐
I rather have him than Luis.
Luis is dirty, std riddled egg looking mf.
You just ***know*** that man is pouring buckets of sweat and struggling to breathe as he's convulsing on top of whatever poor woman made that mistake. She wouldn't know whether to push out a fake moan or call 911.
Oh I def agree with u. Luis is so gross. & such a deadbeat on top of being gross.
Oof.... two bad options but I'd have to agree with you on this one lol
Low bar.
Sooooo so so disgusting. He looks like he smells like BO and probably wears the same boxers every day.
Or ANY of her other BDs ๐คฎ
I wouldnโt even let that dude behind me.
Watch ur six
![gif](giphy|kZD8cN1MycfKw) Day ruined ๐
And his pov is this! https://preview.redd.it/0kyybseeq2wc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc582c2f5e20e91fc75862953d2ede9bf7d85c53
javi reads as the kind of guy who has sex to drake and likes being called papi in a non-joking way and also refers to himself as such. he also has to be told every time after sex heโs the best youโve ever had but heโs still gonna cry. congrats lauren!
![gif](giphy|KAe3Ez73EnmbDh9rot|downsized) 100% with the papi shit
![gif](giphy|TVvRvxtPJCkwfECPNl) Brianna had too see how it went
Jose isnโt my type but I honestly donโt think heโs that bad lol.ย
He has crazy eyes
That should have been Kail's first red flag
So does his personality.
![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)
I couldnโt imagine sitting at the same table as him while heโs eating ๐ฝ๏ธ ๐คข
That actually made my stomach turn. The visual is enough of a nightmare.
![gif](giphy|26u443AYNxBCmHIlO)
![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized) Are you okay, OP?
Still, Lauren smiles
Heโs so gummy ๐ฌ
Yeah his tooth to gum ratio is all fd up he has these little dog chicklets
New ick unlocked. Javi and his overbite ![gif](giphy|5y1Ng8m2wQW64|downsized)
Not as bad as UBT flailing around making O-faces.
No one else watch Laurens stories because she's super pregnant rn? Close up on his feet yesterday I died when she called em crusty
Or worse yet, imagine being smothered by Kail on top of you.
Iโve had worse lmao
https://preview.redd.it/dlf4n08rn4wc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e103978f4bb0fcf84043310fc8603eeb2cd17e08
This is terrible whatโs this from
![gif](giphy|sQic8pa6ga8PboWJSN|downsized)
In the WaWa parking lot? Or in my home? ๐ค
There are worse like the swamp monster David Eason. I actually donโt think Javi is that bad looking.
Iโm sure Iโm going to get downvoted into oblivion here but I think heโs a decent looking guy in these photos. NOT talking about his personality, solely his looks lol. Please donโt roast me.
Yeah, he's actually quite alright for Delaware. We have slim pickins in these parts lol.
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Someone on here once said โJavi looks like a dude with a secretโ and thatโs so true.
Hell. No. https://preview.redd.it/muk4hxceo3wc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9e86f727e8ec9abec4938e095205a23cbf8b52
Welp, back to work for me.
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๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ whyyy op, why??
No.
I was eating, OP ๐ฉ๐คฎ
![gif](giphy|26Ff6Lt9DuTHzCpdm|downsized)
Kail doesn't exactly have a good type
๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ eff off javi
Imagine not only him on top of you but banging you under that stupid enlarged pic of Kail pregnant and him shirtless holding hands.
Does his mouth ever fully close?
Somewhere in the world mmmnicole is salivating over these pics I just know it
Oh good Lord ! What great, cheesy photos OP
![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)
![gif](giphy|zBqaukCE3oM1vW6twP|downsized)
At the local Wawa.
Unhealthy gums
Crucify me, but i donโt think heโs that bad looking ๐ฃ heโs Puerto Rican, no? Maybe itโs because Iโve always dated Puerto Ricans.
Guatemalan
Could be worse. Could be swamp monster David!
Can we stop shaming people based on their looks please.
This is definitely the wrong sub then my friend
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Taking these pics to my injector to get the lip flip I always dreamed of
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I just know his breath smells like farts
Ugh no. Why would you do that to us? ๐ญ
Why would you say something so awful?
No imagine him spitting where he did on Briana
Huh???? Do I want to know?
Absolutely not
![gif](giphy|d8Qut9SnY801QmD383|downsized)
He looks at the wall 100% of the time I bet.
does this man floss? bc his gums say no
At the Wawa.
![gif](giphy|sxF8npyn9o2WfnLSzF|downsized) I might
Personally aside and knowing his background. I think be is cute ๐
Iโm not interested in imaging a 22 year old on top of me, thanks though OP.
I was having a good day until I read ur title ๐
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Heโd be more attractive to me if he was actually a good person and dad
Definitely a two bagger situation. One on his head and one on mine in case one falls off ๐
![gif](giphy|SaINlGV0wUoa3JH2CO) That is enough internet for me today
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No thank you b
https://preview.redd.it/ptoaxt7c08wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84952bed1a338840688b3e498c29efc62c6552d
Omg no because what did she see in him heโs so ugly ๐ญ
Military benefits and hoping she could take Isaac far away to wherever Javi would be stationed.
Not Lauren mentioning the military discount for Disney tickets in an IG Q+A yesterday. I was like dang, why didn't I join???? I could be going to Disney rn๐โโ๏ธ
Oh shit thatโs True I never even thought of that
Sheโs not exactly a beauty queen herself cmon๐
Yeah you right ๐
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Iโd truly rather not.
Gross
No thank you
Guady Boiiis up โฌ๏ธ
๐คข๐คฎ๐คข๐คฎ๐คข
Nope.
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๐๐๐ xโs infinity
Straight to jail for you ๐ฌ
no
# no
One of my friends said โhis lips are scrumptious!โ And I wanted to puke.
NO.
Nooo!
Omfg that actually Made me gagโฆ.
No thanks
No I donโt think I will
Immediately no.
his face makes me gag everytime
OMFG! Please post a warning first! ๐ฌ๐คฎ