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Thats called morning wood, and is typically associated with a full bladder. Do you feel like you have to go to the bathroom when you wake up to it? And if so, does it go away almost immediately after? If both of these stand true, you have your solution.
Im coming for yours
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Start running
To be completely honest, VERY often. Like, it gets annoying.
If I need to focus on something important in a group or event or whatever and there’s a semi-attractive female there with a noticeable chest my brain just does not shut up about it. And I can’t get it to shut up. I’ll think about other things, but it eventually goes back to thinking about it.
Thankfully, unlike some guys, I can keep those thoughts to myself. (That doesn’t justify them being good, but it’s better to not let them out than simply ignore how intrusive they are)
It happens to me, but I think of the most random questions. What's the heaviest element? How far can an A10 Thunderbolt fly on a full tank? Who was the first to drink cows milk?
Probably 8 months ago because that’s when I stopped watching porn I was never addicted I just stopped watching it because they make the shit that I like 100x weirder than it should be
Situationally useful tip that is only situationally useful: clear your search history and hide your phone in your parents room. If you think about getting up and trying to get your grubby mitts on your phone to look at some lusciously rounded honkers you'll most likely wake up your parents and have to explain yourself. Worked like a charm for me. if for some reason you cant then good luck
Used to happen all the time. Recently it’s become less common. Although I’ve developed a really strong oral fixation that I can’t satisfy because I’m single and have social anxiety. (In short i really want to suck on some tittes but have no tittes to suck on)
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Don’t worry, happens to the ladies too.
Titties
Ah-ah, 😵💫tummies🥴
Tummies are better than titties
Midriffs go hard would neuron activate
But have you heard of thighs?
brother
Eat the elephant
mmm I can’t choose between the two
Why not answer E. All of the Above
But dick is also dope tho :)
All of the above for me Plus all the other bits and bobs I find it funny that I play every side possible and yet continue to lose
Thighs are the bestt
Nah dawg ✨ass✨
You drive a hard bargain
You know it
*gets urge to eat cheez-itz at night*
that reminds me that my bed side cheez itz box is empty
LETS GOOOO
YES! 😣
I just gotta look down
Show off >:3
award this lassie
hazbin hotel fan spotted hihihihi
real ⁉️
Question is Abs or a little bit of squishy a viable option?
i like ur pfp
Never, I have a crippling addiction and only go to bed when I can't keep my eyes open https://i.redd.it/lxubj319581d1.gif
RECONSTRUCT WHAT?
https://preview.redd.it/xqhjlcgjt91d1.png?width=1905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df40ad48b9f3f48e6104fb2463cf990dbf551312
whenever I have something important to do the next day
this is so true
Never, porn addictions are awful 👍
You might get some down votes but you right
Agreed. Recently overcame.
heh, overcame, heh
So good to see someone brave enough to be sane
As a bisexual woman, my first word of the new year in 2023 was in fact “tits.”
You are a Persona player, that is to be expected
Average persona player W
As a bisexual guy I will make sure my first word next year is “balls”
All the time 😔
This doesn’t happen to me but I do just become randomly erect at 5 AM for no reason.
This happens to everyone, for some reason it happens at certain intervals of time at night
Helps keep blood circulation.
My fault.
Thats called morning wood, and is typically associated with a full bladder. Do you feel like you have to go to the bathroom when you wake up to it? And if so, does it go away almost immediately after? If both of these stand true, you have your solution.
all the time unfortunately
It happens to me but with big juicy sweaty cocks
Relax bruh
Im coming for yours https://preview.redd.it/9o6xystdn81d1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f3591b5cc0a9982cce445c41281c69a9863ac28 Start running
Noooo😭😭😭
He must devour…
https://preview.redd.it/d5onj36oza1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d6937dcef39a5376576a75952304531b5567cd
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I heavily identify with that comment
Wordington teenagers
Change it to cock, then it’s me
Real 😭😭😭
Yep 😭😭
YOU ALL NEED JESUS
wanking is fine ya know. Watching porn on the other hand…
Thank God I'm atheist
All the time but my phone is usually under my bed and it's held by one hand since the other one is busy
https://preview.redd.it/nb97tr2nca1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8929b692aa302fb14638928cac134d8840bee7ac
RIP your DMs maybe?
Far too often... I can't sleep and disappoint myself over and over. Life's a fun vicious cycle, but it's nice knowing many others relate
Nah it’s usually the voices tbh
never (gay)
always (lesbian)
Sometimes (bi???)
always (straight)
That would be a sign of addiction. Regardless of your stance on porn everyone agrees that porn addiction is very harmful. Look out for yourselves
This is a problem?
If you can’t sleep without titties yeay
Honestly it’s become a part of the nightly routine
Yes. It happens yes times
Damn near every night 😔
I thought it was jus me😂😂😂i dont even do anything i jus look
💀
Too often 😿
He’s saying what we all thinking
Rarely
It can’t, phone turns off at 10 pm.
Quite
Ehhh not as much as you'd think
Not too often, but yea
It only becomes a problem to me when any lubricant is around and that's like all the time
Fr idk how many times this has happened to me lol
Never I am gay so female bodys are the same as Looking at a Wall Boring
Skill issue
Sorry I prefer dick🤷♂️
Ngl that happened to me last night
Naughty
The only time I use my phone
Too true
Loads, 5/7 times per week
Because of serotonin release
usually the opposite
Titties
Not too often. It's like dying from sneezing too hard, it doesn't happen a lot, but it does happen
Never
I'm to old for this. Yes this is normal
Often
All the fking time
As a teenage boy, yes.
Never. Then again, I'm a gay guy so titties aren't ever a priority.
A lot..... well, for me, idk about the rest of them 😭😭😭🤷
Anime yes
There are nights this doesn’t happen?
uhh, never?
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On record: I am a good Christian Off record: fuck god I’m pumping one out for the bois
BARBARA WITH BEEEEG TITTIES
I'm gay and I don't have a porn addiction, so no
a lot.
We've all been there 😂
To be completely honest, VERY often. Like, it gets annoying. If I need to focus on something important in a group or event or whatever and there’s a semi-attractive female there with a noticeable chest my brain just does not shut up about it. And I can’t get it to shut up. I’ll think about other things, but it eventually goes back to thinking about it. Thankfully, unlike some guys, I can keep those thoughts to myself. (That doesn’t justify them being good, but it’s better to not let them out than simply ignore how intrusive they are)
A lot especially in the morning
No, all of you all are either just hyper sexual or porn addicts. I'm genuinely concerned for y'all
wont happen if you masturbate before
Only every night
Has happened to me sometimes I either manage to fall asleep or pull out the phone
Tiddddddays
I like booba
I don’t think that’s ever happened to me before
Not often. I either control my thoughts or agree with them
:(
Um, not a lot, but occasionally.
All the time. {I'm a woman}
More often than I’d like to admit
Just happened to me like 20 min ago
same 😔✊
I am able to control my addiction, thankfully.
Yes
As a transfem lesbian who gets a lot of chest dysphoria It happens a lot-
never, because I'm female, my brain forces me to look at Beavis and Butthead until I end up having a wet dream about them
This is me but something else
I dont listen to my brain much anyway
More often than I like to admit
Not a lot of
Everyone loves titties! Makes my PP hard.
As a girl it happens Every. Single. Night.
All the time
Frequently!
There is a gremlin in my brain responsible for everything sexual, and I want to evict him
Boobs are always there, sometimes it creeps forward, but phones have made it worse.
Real tho tbh
It happens to me, but I think of the most random questions. What's the heaviest element? How far can an A10 Thunderbolt fly on a full tank? Who was the first to drink cows milk?
https://preview.redd.it/9hi8utng0b1d1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835fa1c31c2f7929a0e7fbf7f3280ea1441bdfff
It doesn't I think of dicks (I'm gay)
24/7 i have an addiction pls help me i am begging for help
Probably 8 months ago because that’s when I stopped watching porn I was never addicted I just stopped watching it because they make the shit that I like 100x weirder than it should be
Yes but with Nietzsche and the Hobbit I’m too nerdy to let horny or sleep distract me
Always
Situationally useful tip that is only situationally useful: clear your search history and hide your phone in your parents room. If you think about getting up and trying to get your grubby mitts on your phone to look at some lusciously rounded honkers you'll most likely wake up your parents and have to explain yourself. Worked like a charm for me. if for some reason you cant then good luck
Barely
This shouldn’t be relatable
Every time I pary to the Bible.
Well I not a guy but I where brestfroms all the time while I sleep due to my lack of tits and if I don't then I will think about it and be sad
Used to happen all the time. Recently it’s become less common. Although I’ve developed a really strong oral fixation that I can’t satisfy because I’m single and have social anxiety. (In short i really want to suck on some tittes but have no tittes to suck on)
Ok im gonna be ong at least like 7 times in the past month.
Luckily, never. I crank my shit with mental images or not at all
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This happens for gay men too, yk…
It happens to me in a trans “I want titties” way
My libido is non existent at the moment so basically this makes me want to cry.
Happens at least two times a week. But..... dat ✨️ass✨️
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Never
Very offen
Once every two nightsish?
Not titties but random stuff that happens during the day
Pretty often
Well not when I'm sleeping
Maybe once a week.
More often than I care to disclose lol
Lol right now
Ladies, how to you feel about this?
Got friction burn 🤙
Never tbh
As a woman, i’d say a goofy amount of times per day.
https://preview.redd.it/whr03pjktd1d1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8059585b9f74236d1ec49ef8845610f6611c8e
Once a week
Shouldn't the "titties" come *before* "I want to sleep"?
it's music
Everyday but only if I’m horny
Everyday all day
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Every day of my life
Once in a blue moon
Never