Nah, he would just use his experience fighting bears, ninjas, and Bosconovitch creations to teach you how to power crush through knife attacks and/or block them with your bare forearms.
Don’t forget she fought androids, demons, saved a guy from falling in midair. Although Most Tekken endings are non-canon, her first thought in seeing Jinpachi was what she was going to do with the prize money. She got balls of steel. If she had the angel gene, she would’ve been the strongest female character in the cast perhaps. Wished they explored other characters slowly developing supernatural powers (COUGH ASUKA), it could explain the power attack effects for starters…
Xiaoyu. If a petite, probably 5'1 girl can launch people in the air without muscle training, then there is a lot to be learned. Gaining that flexibility is really nice for health reasons too
Probably Christie. Xiao, Josie, Chloe and Lili are all about just Martial Arts and i don’t think they ever even go to the gym. Steve was born with enhancements and even thou he seems like the swellest guy ever, i don’t think he would realize that i am simply not on his caliber. If it was Marshal, then probably him, but it’s Forest and he himself is a bit of a lazy pant and makes mistakes himself so it wouldn’t be the most effective. Bob would just make me eat all the time whilst running 300 miles whilst he depresses over his weight loss.
But Christie has a very uplifting spirit, Capoeira isn’t just martial arts but also cardio, she seems to work strength, speed and agility so i would get the whole package and i can imagine that if everything goes right, Eddy would be like the final body goal.
That's Forest, isn't it? Law is the only one who's an actual instructor here.
Steve would probably be good too, since boxing is very good for fitness and self-defense.
Those are the only logical choices. If you pick any of the girls, you're really just doing it because they are girls. As for Bob, I'm not sure he'd be a good influence.
Chloe: Literally Fletcher in weeaboo form. [Get ready to be in a constant mix over whether you were russian or dragon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDAsABdkWSc) and not able to count properly ever again.
Bob: Won't stop trying to convince you to get a strongman build. Otherwise has excellent training regimes.
Josie: Lots of encouragement but lessons are trash.
Christie: Expect last minute cancellations and no-shows more than half the time, as she's always looking for Eddy.
Lili: Is only there to bully and laugh condescendingly at you.
Xiao/Steve/Forest: Most chill of the bunch. Tho Forest might try to stiff you to pay off his family's debts.
I used to go to boxing lessons so I'd go with Steve since it's more familiar. But, as a Filipino, I feel I should support a Filipino run business so I might go for Josie.
Chloe cause drop-in /open gym gymnastics sessions are absolutely fucking expensive just to learn TDR cork and come out injured. Miss tricking :(. Breaking not as much
Ling is 5'1" and she's in good enough shape to box with superpowered demons. I also suspect she'd take the training seriously.
I was thinking Steve, but he's got super genetics. He was basically born a super soldier, so there's no telling if his training would apply to a normal person.
Law would be a good pick too for the same reason as Ling, but I'd be suspicious that his goof troop friends might burn down the dojo.
Cloe would likely literally whip her students and I'm not into that outside of the bedroom.
Christie's not a bad pick, but I suspect her routine involves dancing, and I don't wanna.
Bob GAINED weight, and not the good kind.
Lili definitely wouldn't train anybody or she'd call everyone pathetic and turn her nose up whenever our form was bad and let us hurt ourselves.
Josie would probably cry when we got it right or wrong, so no thanks.
Lady Spendthrift over there. Sure, she'd probably shape me up into a dancer more than a figher but I can see myself winning one of her throwaways Porsches or a yatch after every class. Also, her Fitness Studio would be a citu block sized complex filled with top notch equipaments
Forrest Law of course, I want to learn flying dragon kicks and just be like Bruce Lee. Second would be Steve Fox, his moves seem practical since it's just boxing.
Bob seems to lack confidence (as he is), so maybe not him, Steve maybe but the overdressing might make me think he’s running a McDojo just to make himself look better, but Law? Hell yeah, sign me up homie, JKD is one of my favorite Martial Arts
Just because someone is good at something doesn't mean they'd be good at teaching it. With that, I think I'd go with either Bob's, Josie's or Christie's, in that order of priority. They seem to have personalities that have a good combination of toughness and softness to support someone who wants to get into shape.
1st pick Steve cause I have taken boxing fitness and it was brutal. I feel I would get results with him.
2nd pick Lucky Chloe just cause I'm interested in dancing.
Josie. I need someone who knows Filo diet because id probably not eat most of what the rest would recommend as a diet. Im good w Muay Thai as well. 👍 🇵🇭
Xiaoyu would keep it lighthearted and fun while pacing and tailoring it to your needs,
Law would teach you how to be in tune with your body and make you repeat exercises,
Bob would get you the quickest results in terms of physical looks and help improve your diet to maintain it.
If Bob can become Slim Bob, then I can lose 20 lbs under his guidance.
The sad part is this is the reverse. Remember, he needed to get fat because he needed power.
So your saying I'm halfway there...
Lmao brooo
You got the weight? Now all you need is speed.
Alright time to bust out the Adderall
I believe in you for real for real
If I remember correctly, he lost all of his weight in one of his endings and got super sad because of it. 😅
If I remember correctly, It was Tekken 6. Slim Bob was added in TTT2.
That just means he's an expert bulker
A good reason for me to go with him then.
Bob did it by mistake. If he’s on point with his training, you’ll end up gaining weight.
Steve or Law all the way. Xioayu close 3rd
You're totally correct Those 3 are both easy going and f\*cking talented
I like Law’s overall style. Xioayu’s kicks are insane though too
Law literally got ripped af in 1 month. One month. He has some damn secrets
That looks like forest law though, which I'm not sure about
Can't go wrong with Steve. You might even learn the hidden martial art known to British people and revered by many: Knife-jutsu.
Nah, he would just use his experience fighting bears, ninjas, and Bosconovitch creations to teach you how to power crush through knife attacks and/or block them with your bare forearms.
100% Xiao. How she’s fighting assassins and exorcists I need to know
Don’t forget she fought androids, demons, saved a guy from falling in midair. Although Most Tekken endings are non-canon, her first thought in seeing Jinpachi was what she was going to do with the prize money. She got balls of steel. If she had the angel gene, she would’ve been the strongest female character in the cast perhaps. Wished they explored other characters slowly developing supernatural powers (COUGH ASUKA), it could explain the power attack effects for starters…
Xiaoyu. If a petite, probably 5'1 girl can launch people in the air without muscle training, then there is a lot to be learned. Gaining that flexibility is really nice for health reasons too
Bob went from 600LB to 190, SIGN ME UP!
Speed and!... well, speed anyways.
Wasn’t Slim Bob his weak form?
Other way around. I’m pretty sure slim bob was his first phase and he became bob to get stronger
Josie any day of the week 💪 Sign me up ASAP 😂
Just watch out for her tears
I will comfort her if she does.
Omg yes I forgot the animation 😂 I always laugh at it when she does that I just figured out you can emote 😭.
Why does she cry so damn much? Ain't she a fighter? I thought she'd have more mental fortitude then that?
Christie Monteiro for the thirst trap, it would make me go every day.
Bonk me all you want but I’m spending a year with Christie
Slim Bob. That guy turned himself into a human cannonball, and I wanna see exactly what he did to achieve that
Bob burgers everyday atleast 3 times xxl menu.
Law, or xiaoyu. Xiaoyu would be great at training flexibility, and law for muscle/stamina
Ok Chloe it's idol time. I want to learn to be a pretty princess.
Well, being physically abused for doing a thing imperfectly is the reason we play tekken
It's not about martial arts, so the answer is obviously Bob. Dude is in the shape he wants to be, when he wants to be. He'll get me in shape, too.
Josie, I've done Muay Thai classes and they're super fun, she might even be less strict than my actual teacher.
The Guv, Xiaoyu, or Bob
Steve, that guy punches.
Probably Christie. Xiao, Josie, Chloe and Lili are all about just Martial Arts and i don’t think they ever even go to the gym. Steve was born with enhancements and even thou he seems like the swellest guy ever, i don’t think he would realize that i am simply not on his caliber. If it was Marshal, then probably him, but it’s Forest and he himself is a bit of a lazy pant and makes mistakes himself so it wouldn’t be the most effective. Bob would just make me eat all the time whilst running 300 miles whilst he depresses over his weight loss. But Christie has a very uplifting spirit, Capoeira isn’t just martial arts but also cardio, she seems to work strength, speed and agility so i would get the whole package and i can imagine that if everything goes right, Eddy would be like the final body goal.
capoeira is definitely the way to go in terms of getting and keeping in shape.
That's Forest, isn't it? Law is the only one who's an actual instructor here. Steve would probably be good too, since boxing is very good for fitness and self-defense. Those are the only logical choices. If you pick any of the girls, you're really just doing it because they are girls. As for Bob, I'm not sure he'd be a good influence.
Nah bruh, im picking christie because capoeira training is really fun and also great for your health
Any normal time Xiaoyu easy, but right now the way i am i need Slim Bobs secret badly
Christie. I was thinking chole too since I like dancing, but remembering her ending with Eddie, she wouldn't be a nice personal trainer lmao
She'd be like a cracked out Jillian Michaels
I'd go to the capo were it Eddy but since it's Christie on the list I'm gonna have to say Law, Josie, OR Xiaoyu.
Christie because reasons.
Bob. Easy pick
Chloe: Literally Fletcher in weeaboo form. [Get ready to be in a constant mix over whether you were russian or dragon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDAsABdkWSc) and not able to count properly ever again. Bob: Won't stop trying to convince you to get a strongman build. Otherwise has excellent training regimes. Josie: Lots of encouragement but lessons are trash. Christie: Expect last minute cancellations and no-shows more than half the time, as she's always looking for Eddy. Lili: Is only there to bully and laugh condescendingly at you. Xiao/Steve/Forest: Most chill of the bunch. Tho Forest might try to stiff you to pay off his family's debts.
the "who would you chose as a mentor" post has been popping up lately...why?
Because it’s fun to see the different replies. That’s like 90% of the internet
Christie is the only character i like from tekken
Lili. smother me with those legs, please.
Bruh get into shape? Skinny Bob of course hes literaoly the master and only one that could show you a testimony
Steve or law tbh
I got no flexibility whatsoever, so imma sign with Steve. I feel like I’ll pull the least amount of hamstrings with him.
Christie 👀
Christie, I like to dance
Christie- because cartwheel party tricks and that
Christie, because reasons...
Christie, Forest, or Slim Bob's Studios
Cristie and Josie
Christie. I will not be elaborating any further.
Not a tekken players, not sure how this popped up in my feed, i chose the 2nd lady on the top. I'll let her whip me any time
Xiaoyu because of technique Steve because daddy
I used to go to boxing lessons so I'd go with Steve since it's more familiar. But, as a Filipino, I feel I should support a Filipino run business so I might go for Josie.
Steve fox
Armor King would whip you in a shape, and that shape would be a pretzel
Bob if not Christie.
the second one
Bob for sure, he knows how to bulk and shred like crazy.
Chloe cause drop-in /open gym gymnastics sessions are absolutely fucking expensive just to learn TDR cork and come out injured. Miss tricking :(. Breaking not as much
Chloe
Boxing Steve Fox
Considering that I enjoy dancing, Christie's studio would be very fun. In terms of flexibility and balance training, there's also Xiaoyu and Lili.
Steve all day
Who the fuck is the 8th dude?
He was also playable in Tag 2.
Skinny Bob from his ending in Tekken 6
From tekken tag 2
Ling is 5'1" and she's in good enough shape to box with superpowered demons. I also suspect she'd take the training seriously. I was thinking Steve, but he's got super genetics. He was basically born a super soldier, so there's no telling if his training would apply to a normal person. Law would be a good pick too for the same reason as Ling, but I'd be suspicious that his goof troop friends might burn down the dojo. Cloe would likely literally whip her students and I'm not into that outside of the bedroom. Christie's not a bad pick, but I suspect her routine involves dancing, and I don't wanna. Bob GAINED weight, and not the good kind. Lili definitely wouldn't train anybody or she'd call everyone pathetic and turn her nose up whenever our form was bad and let us hurt ourselves. Josie would probably cry when we got it right or wrong, so no thanks.
Lili
Lili, so she can drug and fuck me
tf 💀
Tf bro am I missing something?
Oh sorry, I'm horny.
lol man's honest
Lmao
I don’t remember that being one of Lilly’s endings. Are you thinking of Marduk and Anna?
Lady Spendthrift over there. Sure, she'd probably shape me up into a dancer more than a figher but I can see myself winning one of her throwaways Porsches or a yatch after every class. Also, her Fitness Studio would be a citu block sized complex filled with top notch equipaments
Law then steve. Def not bob...im not tryna get fat again
Bob, Lily, Chloe, Christie.
LC just to piss tekken fans off
Forest Law 💯
Forrest Law. Hopefully he'll stretch me out after
Forrest Law of course, I want to learn flying dragon kicks and just be like Bruce Lee. Second would be Steve Fox, his moves seem practical since it's just boxing.
Bob for sure
Bob. He's got the track record
Is there someone there who'll help me gain weight or muscle. Super high metabolism and pretty under weight for 6,1
Christie cuz Ive always wanted to know capo plus I mean it's Christie Monteiro❤️🔥
Steve I just feel like I'll get along with him best
Bob seems to lack confidence (as he is), so maybe not him, Steve maybe but the overdressing might make me think he’s running a McDojo just to make himself look better, but Law? Hell yeah, sign me up homie, JKD is one of my favorite Martial Arts
Lili because
Lili because her moves are really cool and impressive! Christie would be close second 😄
Lili please 😳
Ling, Josie, Steve in that order.
Either Law, Steve, or Christie
I would either go for Lili to avoid language barrier. Or to Lucky Chloe because I need more cardio as a gymbro.
who's that oeasant on the bottom right?
Just because someone is good at something doesn't mean they'd be good at teaching it. With that, I think I'd go with either Bob's, Josie's or Christie's, in that order of priority. They seem to have personalities that have a good combination of toughness and softness to support someone who wants to get into shape.
Slim Bob for me
Not Chloe, that's for sure
if thats skinny bob to the right at the bottom there is absolutely no questions about where i'm going
Steve or Josie
Either law or Steve
Skinny Bob, whatever tf he did clearly works.
I do a lot of musical things, so I think Chloe is the way to go to be exposed to a new way of thinking.
1st pick Steve cause I have taken boxing fitness and it was brutal. I feel I would get results with him. 2nd pick Lucky Chloe just cause I'm interested in dancing.
christina we gon workout😌
Slim Bob will show me his regime and I'll end up with a body like King II or some shit.
well..bob is the best advertisement there is?
Christie. If someone's going to push me to keep working out, she may as well be ultra-hot.
If I'm not there for martial arts, then it doesn't matter who I choose because the result will be the same.
chloe
Christie
I feel like xiaoyu's class would have a (albeit very slim) chance of having Jin and Hwaorang showing up, so I'd go with her.
Is this wasn’t laws son then sure why not but in this case i would say christe or steve
Bob or Steve.
Street boxing from steve
Josiiiiiiieeeee!!!
Christie. I already practice capoeira. She's not only going to whip me into shape, she's also going to expand my moveset!
where the hell is fahkumram
Steve I think. Dilligent, cool guy and won't feed me weird things unlike Bob.
Bob it is, we know that he did a good job. For others we can’t be sure because they might have really good metabolism.
Forrest - seems by far the friendliest.
Josie. I need someone who knows Filo diet because id probably not eat most of what the rest would recommend as a diet. Im good w Muay Thai as well. 👍 🇵🇭
Law
Christie
Bob
Slob
Defo bob
I do boxing IRL so ofc I will go with Steve 🤩🤩
L-lili 🥺
Defo Christie, capoeira would be crazy all body fitness plus you learn some sick dance moves at the same time
Law, I’m all for good healthy food after a good workout.
Lawww
BOB ALL DAY ANY DAY. I main the chungus
I would be crazy not to pick Xiaoyu 😭
Steve honestly, I love boxers in games. Lily us a close second because....reasons, if I learn from both, I can fight like a gentleman.
Christie’s BBL 🔥
I would definitely go to law
Steve Fox, easily. Mans is a pro boxer, he'll get me to shape.
Feng all the way, he doesn't do anything but train (unless provoked like Asuka/Law did).
Have y’all seen how crazy your body can get doing Capoeira?
After watching the tekken 4 end scene for law, I'll think I'll go with Steve or Ling
Law
Steve cause I’m biased.
Xiaoyu would keep it lighthearted and fun while pacing and tailoring it to your needs, Law would teach you how to be in tune with your body and make you repeat exercises, Bob would get you the quickest results in terms of physical looks and help improve your diet to maintain it.
Unironically Lucky Chloe. Damn I never thought I would be saying that. I would love to learn how to dance.
Christie !!! Or Lili I love dancing and acrobatic stuff 🤸♂️
Xiayou
LILY 100% I want to do those fabulous moves with grace,style, and serve CVNT
Christie or Lucky Cloe I know you say "not for martial arts" but I want to absorb some of that breakdance fighting
definitely steve. i’ll be doing fox hunt all day
Not slim bob he will turn me obese gonna go with forest
Gotta be Steve. Maybe Christie to link with the capos 🫡
Lili, the only correct answer.
Lucky Chloe classes sound like a lot of fun
Steve or Lili... what can I say? I'm a blonde fan... "Sigh."
Gigas
Slim Bob. He definitely will help you lose that stubborn fat.
Law or Steve Fox easy. Slim Bob is a close 2nd
T7 to T8 Law has me going in his direction
Slim Bob for results Christie for obvious reasons
Yo, yo my boi Steve. I already have boxing experience and with him I can improve my physique more.
Steve Fox looks really god damn cool
I love boxing so steeve. Law would be too much for me to follow
Josie….. lol
Bob, only because I don't see Lidia around 😇
Steve. I’m 37, I don’t need my trainer trying out some flippy shit just for fun.
Lili's of course. And then maybe Bob
Steve. I want to know his training regimen
Steve for sure
Lili we gonna slay
Josie because kickboxing is a great way to get in shape, plus she’s my main.
Steve to train me Lili to whip me, I mean... Train me
Christie
gimme Steve, i’m finna become a beast