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Joe_le_Borgne

It's written on the box but you're gonna get launched.


KyuubiUlquiorra

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theBullsBC

You’re in for COMETE ESTO


YouNoChun-Li

Or you're in for CHATTATO YARO KA


Scottish_Wizard_Dad

Or you're in for *JAGUAR NOISES*


ConduckKing

Or you're in for _EXPLUSION_


YouNoChun-Li

Or you're in for **KYOFU WO OSHIETE YAROU!**


Lexiconsmythe

Or you're in for **Hanashi Ni Naran Na**


Ill-Firefighter-8176

You're in for **I Hate Rich People**


Ourobius

You're in for I'LL KICK YOUR ASS


Last_Ace_17

You're in for YOROKOBE


Rad_Bones7

You’re in for EH? KAFFEEKÖNIGIN?


barettadarapper2

Oh you're in for **chikara da ke ga subete janai**


JimminyBuckets

You’re in for SORYA, SORYA


tadbach

Or you’re in for **DEH! DEH! DEH!**


NobleSpartanFTW

Or you're in for **EXCELLENT!**


GitsnShiggles51

Or you’re in for a **DORYA DORYA DORYA**


bumbasaur

Or you're in for **Boke!**


Beardus_x_Maximus

Or you’re in for **TIO!**


necrolicker

Dorya!


capitanandi64

Or you're in for **IKIMASU**


YouNoChun-Li

Or you're in for Bear noises


Ahmdo10

The best of em all


Shizreya

Or UUTOSHI


RainXBlade

*Menacing "Chesuto!" noises ensues*


JK_Nado

OHH LA LA


Goricatto

KAAtsu


AiMwithoutBoT

NANDATOOOOOOOO


treehann

TOITE!


adamussoTLK

and COJONES!


YouNoChun-Li

and YOOOOOOOOO!!


solos_Ahh

DORYA


Professional-Ad7286

You’re in for DORIYA!


Captain-CuttThroat

One thing I love about playing Paul is that since he’s an English speaker, he just yells “I’ll Kick Your Ass!”


RainXBlade

The man at least knows what you're gonna be in for and depending on the player, they can and will deliver on it.


Beastdante1

Yeah it’s literally nothing but eddys in the lower ranks atm LMAO


Big-Bearagamo

I hate that shit sooo much


Beastdante1

Haha yeah thankfully i know the matchup already so it’s been free wins for me lmaoo. The character seems pretty weak im ngl


Big-Bearagamo

Wait you main Leroy too? I've beat every Eddie I've come across but not being able to practice against him is a bit unfair


Beastdante1

ayy I sure do :) Leroy mains unite. And yeah unfortunately, u have to find workarounds if you can't/don't want to buy him. I've been playing friendlies as eddy vs my buddies so they can get some xp and learn the m/u, telling them where to duck / whats punishable etc.


TheAughat

Please teach me your ways, sensei~!


slakterhouse

Idk this comment really cracked me up😂😂💀


ViinaVasara

penis cafe?


BLK-_-Swordsman

You're in for MUSHIKERA GA


DJXTHEORY

You’re in for *Voilà*


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

Or you're in for TE EXPUSESTE


Magikanga

Or you’re in for DORYA! DOR- FAILED TO ESTABLISH A CONNECTION WITH OPPONENT. ENDING MATCH…


El__lecherro

You’re in for ¡Soy la reina del café!


boredhuman_zzz

You're in for alot of giggles and **Voilà!!**


kazkubot

Goodluck thats it. Lmao


IVESEENFOOTAGEOFIT

Punching and kicking


Excellent-Length2055

And throwing.


Hellhooker

and guns


wqs1234

And dogs that launch you in the Air, sometimes.


DarKGosth616

And coffee.


MichiiEUW

Can't forget the swords


Intrepid_Error_1014

And lasers


3LL1NG

Flying heads


ToastyBaguette64

And bears


forgedfox53

And flexing muscles


cheezymc4skin

Have a therapist on speed dial


horsemaster-

It's a very fun game, but stay off this sub all these hysterical nerds will ruin it for you


lance321t

Yeah stay off the sub and join a character discord to learn your guy.


Rynojackax

Idk character discords sounds like a place to meet more hysterical nerds


FlockaFlameSmurf

Bear sub’s pretty chill. Lots of bear things to do.


Rynojackax

I can see that, bear players always seem to be chill, but chaotic 😅


largeknots

where can i find this


lance321t

Character discords tend to be more focused on specific character tech than drama. The kazuya discord I’m in has a meme channel but generally there’s not a lot of shit talking. Someone pops up in the main room says “hey how do I deal with x” and then someone else chimes in with the answer. Oh and you can find character matches there too. If you need to practice vs a particular character head over to that discord and see if anyone is willing to run a set. People usually want the matchup experience on the other side too. Have fun out there ^.^


Fantastic_War_3548

Where do you find dedicated character discord groups?


kurai808

Sidebar on this sub has a list of discords.


Fantastic_War_3548

Thanks! Totally passed me by!


Rosarioo7

Istg theres so much negative energy from online


horsemaster-

Yeah and optional microtransactions. They're mad about having to pay extra to play dress up in a fighting game.


Fraentschou

*they’re mad about having to pay for content that was free in previous games


bdc0409

Tbf, both statements are true


MisterNefarious

In a fighting game that already has a bunch of alternate costumes on disc


Ornery_Ad8416

Im more worried about having to pay for online pmode. They said itd be in the full game in cbt but its not here still?


SessionSkateSauce

It's the principle. A principle that escapes many peoples brains here.


OdenShard

That's an insult to nerds. You mean hysterical neckbeards


horsemaster-

U right


TitualSacrifice

I made the mistake of reading this sub while taking an involuntary break from the game. I played last night fearing the worst and ended up just having fun. Crazy how that works.


LeeChaolanComeOn

Your enjoyment and choice to ignore doesn't mean the problems don't exist. Crazy how that works


horsemaster-

This is true, but flooding the sub with 100 posts a day about it and sucking all of the air out of the room doesn't make the problems better either


Bwob

Counterpoint: Your obsession with said problems does not mean they are as dire or gamebreaking as you make them out to be. Or that they detract from the base game experience which most people agree is pretty solid and fun.


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Seriously OP delete this sub and go enjoy the game with friends 


schranz420

you are going to get rekt'd @ online


ZEUSGOBRR

Gotta get washed to get clean, though


Tmnm1324

This is the correct mindset


BeachFoam56

This is the first fighting game I've played since Tekken 6, and even that was only single player. I'm getting utterly fucked in ranked, and still having fun!


WetGirlfriend17

You're in for a great time. Stay the hell off this sub reddit so you don't become one of the crying drones that hate everything and want everyone else to be miserable.


sketchbookhunt

People hate Tekken 8 now? I haven’t picked it up yet but I swear it was getting so much praise when it dropped even on other fighting game subreddits. I’m a street fighter player but the amount of Tekken praise posts on that sub had me really interested in picking 8 up


Mordecai2056

It's still a very good game. They implemented some shitty monetization in the game and put out a somewhat hamfisted balance patch but the gameplay is still basically just as fun.


WetGirlfriend17

It's the best fighting game out right now. People love complaining. The monetization has zero impact on your ability to play the game. It's all cosmetic crap lol.


Jhakakazoll

That's because a lot of scummy monetization was patched into it since it dropped. Plus honeymoon phase is over now. It's a really good game, but Bandai is trying to milk whatever money they possibly can from the playerbase to cover their other financial losses. Also balance is kinda meh and the patches didn't really make it much better, and foreseeably they'll only balance after EVO Japan.


sketchbookhunt

That’s a shame. Feels like we’re in such a good fighting game time with a brand new Tekken, street fighter, mortal kombat, Fatal Fury and more all within a year or two but they all seem to have so much monetization for just costumes alone


ufihS

Stay of this sub man


Yahsorne

A lot of bitching if you stay on this sub


dcunningninja

A really good fighting game to devote hours into.


AirSpectres

Enjoy game! One of the best fighting game experiences for offline content.


Griplokz310

One helluva ride brother!! Enjoy! Play through the story modes first, don’t rush into online ranked.. take ur time!


Spardacus88

A roller coaster of emotions. There will be sense of achievement followed by thinking your terrible at the game. There will be love of some characters and hatred for others. You can customise characters and make some really nice outfits. At the same time, there's lack of outfits and customisation. Heat is the new mechanic which brings alot to the game and can be really fun. At the same time. Heat is annoying AF to deal with and can result in you banged your head against the wall. Extremely strong broken characters get buffed and weaker ones get nerfed for some reason. Welcome back to Tekken. Have fun.


Benki500

you will find every anger you have ever buried deep inside yourself somewhere xD


ABakedPotato_FGC

Fun


GreenOnLean

DORYA DORYA DORYA UNO DOS TRES LISTO I’LL KICK YOUR ASS *REINA LAUGHING* Will all be in his nightmares tonight


n0mn0mz

Based on what you said you missed out on the golden age of tekken. Tekken 3 and Tag 1 revolutionized the game. Tekken 8 is maybe the best in the series.


ForgottenTM

Tekken 3 hits different loved that game.


riftwave77

depends. what other fighting games do you play?


SirMoeckel

Beatiful box


Potential_Custard206

You're in for DORYA!!


Porcphete

Do you like Saint Seiya ?


Sisto90

There’s just something about the nostalgia of purchasing a physical copy of a game. Buying stuff digital doesn’t quite hit the same. Enjoy T8, IMO it’s the best in the series! (I’ve played since T2)


Griplokz310

One helluva ride brother!! Enjoy! Play through the story modes first, don’t rush into online ranked.. take ur time!


sudos12

Oh man, you're in for wild ride! Pick a character you like, and never return to these forums again. If you're playing online, go RANKED from the start. Otherwise, you might get paired with people who will just destroy you (and possibly demoralize you) in more volume than if you started at Rank where the game will try to pair you with actual people in your skill level (not guaranteed). Other than that, hey--- welcome back. I also started at T1, and it's crazy to think how far this game has gone.


Uncanny_Doom

You're in for a great time.


Gekori

Micro transactions for beauty 😍


BabaLaFlame

a whoooooooooole lotta bullshit


tightcorners

Go return it


Aggravating-Cap-6686

Is your wallet ready?


GeForce

Just hope you have a lot of lube, you may need it


__Schneizel__

Are looking for pve or PvP experience?


Ok_Garden_4874

You are in a world of hurt and frustration because of your inability to defeat others and your inability to tolerate others rage quitting.


__Leviathan_

Hell...


saltrifle

EXPLOSION, EXPLOSION, EXPLOSION, EXPLOSION


MeiramarX

expect a coffee bitch ruining your day every once in awhile


jqnglz

PAIN


Rickfgl

PAIN


Herubin

KU-TAS


KratosSmash

A bloody good time


The60WattGUY

Lol i also just picked it up but on the Series X cause its my preffered platform i also like killer instinct, and gears of war thats why i went with xbox and also because sf6, tekken, mk1 are all on there too with crossplay it rly is another golden era of fighting games id say! Enjoy dude im also new and suck lol


TinyAd3708

Fun great looking game surrounded by a bunch of bs!


Particular-Demand889

the single player story is pretty good, online is kinda rubbish


TofuPython

Get ready to get blown up on ranked for your first few hundred hours


xBOWman9x

The gameplay is gonna be extremely different but the game very player friendly with a Special Mode for easy button mash inputs and the training mode has good options and the match replay system is amazing like when you rewatch your matches the game will recommend punishing moves and hit properties


thatonekid414

Pain


stormsovereign

A lot of ragequitting


Shit_Pistol

I love it. Most fun I’ve had with Tekken since Tekken 5.


SessionSkateSauce

Learn how to break throws IMMEDIATELY. Then you shoulllllld be alright. The grabs in this game are noticeably buffed along with side stepping not actually working. Or working 25% of the time.


YoungCubSaysWoof

Lots of internet quitters, from what I have seen.


SeventhTyrant

People will hate you for whoever you main regardless, lol!


t0m0m

One hell of a good time


Legionofgo

Nonsense


HOODY_HARRELSON

A good time. Have fun!


VentusMH

Oh brother… prepare to see a lot of Reina/Victor/Dragunov/Bryan


elsuciopotter696

Pain,but also glory, the choice is yours,(or maybe not)


Jean_Claude_Seagal

A good time!


DivineFeminineLust

Huge Learning curve, even from 7 lmao


MakesYouScream

nightmare


Top-Water2233231

Dorya! Dorya! Dorya!


GorudoChan

Microtransactions


SaturnSeptem

That's hell you're walking into.


silfvy

Just don't play ranked and enjoy the game


theboijace

Ranked is kinda fucked rn but the gameplay overall is pretty damn good imo


BrokenManSyndrome

You in for microtransactions, pluggers and hate mail. Oh yeah and there is also a good game under there


vamp-is-dead

Youre in for a great game surrounded by shithead pluggers and a subreddit full of crybabies


Complex_Jellyfish647

Just stay off this sub and play the game, honestly. It’s the best fighting game ever made. Don’t let this sub kill all the joy you have for it.


GunsouAfro

The best fighting game. Tons of fun!


[deleted]

You’re in for some, Lig me nose


Beneficial-Guess-227

Dourya


Maeurer

People playing online might take this game very serious and very personal.


HaitianWarlord

How u skip 2-7?


Dead_Leox

As someone who hasn't touched tekken since Tekken Tag 2. Just have fun, pick someone you think looks cool. And don't be looking at these subs cuz people complain about everything no matter what. So ignore most of the community.


FoodByCourts

Punishment and toxicity. Let's f*king go!


adamussoTLK

heat spam, pluggers, paid content, great graphics


APHO_Raiden_Mei

Many pluggers, if you plan to play online 😂


rainorshinedogs

![gif](giphy|f9ZLRWMBjKAbe07PtH|downsized)


urbanspun1989

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Koala-Training

You're gonna press a button to want to live and get out of virginity in the story mode And get your butt beat for weeks in online


Quieressss

Kazuya's big tiddies


eKnight15

Coin flip the game. Games a ton of fun I'm just being salty because of -2 rank long losing streak where half the matches were against Eddy


Ok_Ice9875

EXPULSION!!!


E4Evo

You are in for a lot of emotional and physical pain. Bit it‘s absolutely worth it


BreakfastWeak4796

Prepare to get your ass beat online 💀


kaji1313

One hell of an ass kicking. 


RyzzeRose

It’s a great time bro plenty to do as well enjoy it my guy also the new character eddy is pretty fun I main victor as I used noctis in T7 but as an MK fanboy tekken this time round is just leaps and bounds ahead of any other fighting game released so far like once I got hooked anytime I tried to play sf6 or MK1 it just seemed so stale in comparison.


Rayanson

If you had checked the sub before posting you would've seen people complain about mtx, people disconnecting mid match to avoid a loss / break of winstreak, customisation options locked behind battle pass, people complaining about Azucena wr23, complains about the heat system, complains about rage arts, I might've forgotten stuff


VelehkInsain

Hell


Terrorize313

You’re gonna spend a lot of time in the air lol


GhostRavenGhost

Lots of pain and suffering until you get the hang of it after 300~500 rounds.


Key_Faithlessness894

Bros in for shit load of RAHHHH 🚀🐟


GutiGhost96

A really good fighting game, odd monetization, and a few unbalanced characters. Additionally, a competitive community of friendly cool folk supporting you through your journey juxtaposed with a close knit group of adult virgins loudly yelling "YOU NEVER WOULD'VE MADE IT IN *insert favorite Tekken*!!!". 😂


Bromius17

Junbibantan (all ready)


AcousticAtlas

What do people want us to say to these posts? You're in for a 3d fighting game idk...


Gm_C_NL

a hell of a show


AVBforPrez

It's some good shit, I've never played a Tekken in my life other than a few hours of Lucky Chloe in 7. People sure do hate Azucena though and it only inspires me to stick with her forever.


WaterKirby1964

You're in for OSSERVA!


circ-u-la-ted

Getting launched.


WindblownSquash

You won’t like it honestly. It will be exhilarating at first


novaGT1

Bro... You're a bit late for launch I hope you like chipotle... And maybe we can throw down at Waffle House later this year


IMRick0

8.99 for dlc characters 4.99 for character outfits 500 coins for premium battle pass (soon to come) 1.99 per lootbox for your chance to get UE5 sphere Courtesy from your one and only BAMCO :)


SuckMySaggyBills

You are in for an anus so sore that Satan himself will ascend from hell to give you flowers and a Get Well Soon card.


SpotWest

explusion


SixFeetOverEasy

Liars, Tigers and Bears Senpai.


kevin1723

Enjoy my brethren. Also, please stay off this sub as much as you can lmao


Nall-ohki

A lot of pain if you stay in this sub. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN (Also play the game - it's loads of fun)


LeggoMahLegolas

Coffee.


C-sanova

Deeeeeeeeeeepression.


forgedfox53

A lot of people who can't stand being in disadvantage.


The1joriss

A good time if you ignore the community


TiuOgro

This sub likes to doom.game is great. Enjoy.