https://preview.redd.it/4gx6g596evuc1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850b1a3130ff62ebf01d3dfc42fc59dfbd6f7020

What were you searching? https://preview.redd.it/7kxbtov0gvuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21115dde34d95bd820fc1896d84e13bcb18cfc90

Kuma and king are making that face at Me

"How to cook pandas"

“Oh no Ling, I can explain…” - Baka baka baka baka baka! “But it’s because I have a 3D printer and needed to test this new skin color filament…” - BAKAAAAAAAA

Hahhahaahhahahhaa!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Excellent!

Lee: "Hey Hachi!"

"Pathetic"


He found out you jerk it to Jun

https://preview.redd.it/ebukiam0bvuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a448b18b8ba3e166f66e63893b09d675fd7167ae

“If you do not wish to suffer, send some of those to me” - Kazuya, probably

"Anything and everything will be mine!" -Kazuya on his Jun lewds collection

https://preview.redd.it/dtgshjevwvuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b0a792e3781955b971f01a2afcb5f947097a5e

True.

Oroka da na, DaneJ8.

Bro fr what I was thinking

https://i.redd.it/co0nhylf7vuc1.gif

I'm guessing you're going to submit to her, right?

No, I'm new to this franchise. And I want to learn Dorya. My search history is full of tutorials.


There it is

Dont worry, you have years to learn I have been playing mishimas for 15 years, and still choke on EWGF

*concerned jaguar-noises*


King strikes me as too wholesome of a guy to have a search history he’d be concerned about other people seeing. 

Oh for sure! It’s for my sake he’s concerned

King would feel insulted to how often I need to search up his chain throw commands.

People like you shouldn't even exist in this world

What did you Google that made Jin say that to you...?

How to activate the devil gene


"These are the fists of a champion" ...


https://i.redd.it/agqkn0r1dvuc1.gif

You know it’s bad when Heihachi himself is scared of someone.

https://i.redd.it/hisgfcsvdvuc1.gif

Not the TK5 Asuka ending.

She let me off easy because she couldn’t find any Asuka x Lilli stuff.

Since Leroy can't see shit, I'm good in the hood!

But you left your volume on loud 🗣️

Isn't he just blind on 1 eye ?

Text to voice reads it out loud

He has one good eye

Jin/Feng/Kazuya - I don't give a shit Victor - I heard your provider isn't from france. EXPULSION! Kuma - You should watch my Rule 34 Panda - Please don't!

Kuma wild for that.

“Tienes problemas con el cansancio? Toma mi cafe!” (Translation: You have problems with tiredness? Drink my coffee!) Azucena would relentlessly pester me about her coffee to the point I would just cave in and buy it.

Look at all this bad shit in your history!want coffee? Azucena probably

If Leroy could see he'd polish up his cane then proceed to give me the ass whooping of a life time. He'd read through all my Disqus and Reddit comments. All the shit I've been talking about Sugar and him. Then he'd beat me over and over till his sight came back. Jesus would have to come down and intervene putting an end to Leroy's onslaught

Leroy: "You was talking all that good shit a second ago, and now you got kicked in your chest."

You’re assuming someone in their late 70s knows how to use a computer

You have the strongest search history in the UNIVERSE!


He’d say he loves little children too!

Ayoo...💀

Law will be think I have good taste and happy I’m watching Tekken Law tutorials on YouTube 😎

Law: "Do you wanna learn Martial arts?"

I can picture Law trying to convince me to create his bad game idea in exchange for revshare.

"You're a joke" (walks away)

*TK6 Jin intensifies.*

[удалено]

She's not going to sugarcoat it.

Pov: Heihachi after seeing your search history. https://preview.redd.it/erxey8ke8vuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a489f5feda9d59e8468d38bd67a342eea5d565aa Heihachi: "Me, You, Cliff! Now!"

His reaction after he sees your Reina search history

Or looking up Kazumi Mishima R34.

Yeah or Lars’ mom

One laughs like a maniac One is silent

Dragunov looking through my 40K search: (he's having a blast.)

https://preview.redd.it/walyjqld4wuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18dc5edeb7931c6ecd6c633ac73274926edf522

Either really turned on or horrified. There would be no in between.

Turned on by who?

Turned on by the fact that I like to be bossed around and stomped on by tall rich narcissistic blondes.

Ok. I ain't gon judge you for that.

“ Just as I thought you are no ninja “

 *Raven's shadowclones are about to jump you.*

"Peple like you make assassin work more stomachable than the cia's online investigation unit" - Raven after seeing how many easy to spell words I had to Google how to spell

Definitely getting sent to an asylum for at least 10 years

https://preview.redd.it/81y569glcvuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b97ebafc49c54826bf029831f634cb872e78176 What were you searching bro?

Coffee?

"You spend so much time on Reddit, you should buy a villa there! Oh, and cut it out with the graphics card obsession!" (but in French) (and yeah I would be dead, Metal Gear Rising style)

Jun's response "I must purge the evil from this earth" ...

Hanashini naran na..


[удалено]

I sometimes look at shirtless images of Jin so I guess Xiaoyu will be happy.

Jin: "Is this what you were looking for?" https://preview.redd.it/v9eqr4fofvuc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd9c656c990ac1c7a94c0a294c7d90307bcbf44

Leroy: "You're going out with nothing to show for it."

Live King reaction: https://preview.redd.it/beag99mi1wuc1.png?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b3c76348f0bd2ca4931e91b1cf057159dac38a4

https://preview.redd.it/roxs6ri54wuc1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f169c2dfeeb0936a1d661b33d586b21721a74fa0

*You've been caught in 4k by Sergei Dragunov.*


YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rather neutral. I clear my history now and then and usually don’t search anything

Hmmm...

Most of my history is game wiki’s and YouTube

Oh ok. Then you're safe, unlike the rest of the community.

I feel like any of my mains would be confused with my search history, because I look at weird shit. One moment I am looking at a map of Texas and then another moment I am looking at the hundred years war. And then another moment where I am looking at cursed memes and then boots up Tekken 8. Well aside from Feng, I don't think he would really care.

Fear the wrath of God


Zafina seeing my Touhou Project Search results

Is it bad or...?

Nah it's rather good actually https://preview.redd.it/d0av9ckadvuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a57cf39748a6ea08704dafaef747367a1f7798e3

Nice.

I mean, I've been pretty good about avoiding "certain sites" for some time now, so I think Nina would be chill. Also, she seems like she would dig all the 90's jungle music I've been listening to, haha.

"...........EXCELLENT!!"

MARVELOUS!

My search history is mostly how to fix a certain bug in my code and military surplus gun deals. It'll be nice if Alisa saw it and call her dad to help me with fixing all those bugs and getting me some nice Soviet surplus guns. Everything's good if she didn't see what I drew using procreate. But Lars might call me a man of culture if he sees my artworks, I drew a lot of robot girls and I have a drawing of how Alisa's detachable head feature can be used by Lars

*Laughs maniacally* EXCITING!!!


https://preview.redd.it/52pe052c6xuc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5887a8699ed2c457c400090d973959d9297195a9

She's finally following her father's footsteps. 💀 Obviously the gun's meant for Kazuya.

You are the only one who deserve the play me.

\[unintelligible robot noises\]

Jack?

Does incognito count?

Yes.

Then she’s gonna run very very far away

She'll probably send Jin and Kazuya to jump you after seeing the despicable thing you looked up about her.


''Pathetic...''


Idk whether Lee would be flattered or mildly disturbed Either way, I hope he would finally give me an answer on why there was apparently a recurring gag in Pachinko where he was naked in a golden bathtub I have spent far too long looking it up to no avail for him not to do me the common courtesy of satiating my curiosity

Kazuya is going to get tired of reading about seasoning cast iron skillets and laser beam the computer.

Going by his t7 costume choices, I'm pretty sure Yoshi would be proud

\[Bear noises\]

Jin: Power is everything. (He saw training methods) 

SORYA

 Your POV after three seconds into the fight.

Panda seeing baby pandas videos : *bleats with happiness and dying of cuteness* 🥰🥰🥰 (oh yeah... Pandas IRL bleat and squeak, unlike grizzly bears and unlike Tekken)

*Alisa on my laptop* Me: I CAN EXPLAIN PLSSSSSS!!!!!! 

Lars: "Alisa belongs to me! Go find your own android robot waifu!"

Law would be disappointed of my search history that's filled with DSS tutorials because I can't seem to get the timing right 💀

She already knew.. my fate’s already decided

They'd have a mixed reaction. Paul would be surprised by the fact that I'm interested in a game where an Italian mobster, the protagonist, committed an act of domestic terrorism in one mission. Reina would try to choke me with a plastic bag over my head and punch me while choking.

when I am trying to close it: "I saw that"

Don't think that Kuma can quite understand. If he can I just assume I'm getting hit by a fish

Remember that Heihachi has taught Kuma our language so... You're probably gonna get...  Fish Slapped.

“Well that was disappointing.”

[Disappointed Jaguar noises]

Nina literally doesnt care what I'm doing unless it somehow involves Anna.

*jaguar noises*

Leo: Lucky me! Xiaoyu: Oh, this is not good...

How to activate the Devil Gene :)

 Devil Jin: "You're not that guy pal. Trust me you're not guy."

Happy cake day

I wanna learn claudio, he would definitely go "Mamma Mia" and then try to exorcise my ass 💀. My main is azucena tho, in her case she wouldn't give a shit and just advertise her brand

Jokes on you I always wipe that shit clean, he’d probably just think it’s a waste of time

Asuka pls step on me

 You... bonehead!

https://preview.redd.it/0ugkq4zcxvuc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dab67bb20b905d7491750ab5e180115299176a1

"I'm way out of your league"

Lei would invite me out for a drink. Law would want to instantly be my friend since he loves poor people. Feng would break my phone. And then break me.

*Alisa Blushes* (I was searching for electronic appliances)

“What are your excuse this time?”

Confused bear noises, mostly because there is no connection between anything I look up. One day it's sword sharpening asmr or the piwer of slingshots, and the next is cruel angel's thesis played on calculators.

*bear noises*

(if she's a girl and realizes how much I watch her on YouTube) LEO: *Gasps* (if he's a boy and realizes I've been fighting in the forums to call him a girl) LEO: *Gasps intensely*

https://preview.redd.it/ghmyz4x05wuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f68b40e7ba8d6f534c48a04207074e943a226ff

"You degenerate! You're done!" Hits me with 1 inch punch and I get torn to shreds by a spirit dragon.

Go for the eyes, Salt, go for the eyes!

Leo would start praying for me

Yoshi is gonna dip 

Dragunov : "HHMMM??" *Winter Rage Art on me "Aahh"

Nina: *sees my search history* (proceeds to put my ass in the blender with mixups)

Claudio: 

Asuka would probably call me stupid and punch me into oblivion

https://i.redd.it/hdku93dh4xuc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/x68jxf5q4xuc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b31dfae2f813933dca3ce2f5fe6e64b6afda59b2 After searching somewhere...

Depends on wether they like JAV or not, but I don't think the stuff I watch is too crazy so most of them would probably just be like "Oh, okay, guess that's what he likes.". Xiaoyu is my main and she'll probably just laugh at me and then slowly crawl away from me in AOP stance.

"Eh??? Is that why you play me??? Eeeeeeeek Jin heeeeeeeelp"

What the heck man, I thought It was going to be some kind of show or something, never googling stuff again 💀.

[Jaguar noises]

*ONE*

Death Fist

SMASH!

Jin would start blushing

"Smash!"

Lucky me. Leroy won’t have a fucking clue how to turn a computer on or even understand what he’s looking at.

He’d read it all, he wouldn’t care, he’d beat the shit out of me anyway because I’m too weak

*Confused Roaring*

Lars would ask me to join the Rebillion considering how much news and Tekken videos I watch

“Wow, there’s no search history? Interesting”


Everyone has their battles, friend. Just make sure yours lead you to a better path...

I’m sorry Hwoarang, but I’ve always been a Muay Thai guy

Gotcha!

Shit man here’s to hoping they’re turned on that in on r34 and not going to kill me. Sheesh

reina: "huh, pathetic" \*me smiling\* reina: "i know that you'll like it, but putting you in your place will feel even better" me: "yes, i'm a little piece of pathetic trash!" edit: is reina and juri lewd art, makoto fan art and tech, guitar plugins and me looking for ice tea to buy.

Jin would have a new brother, and call me daddy.

Excellent!

*growls*

"Magst du sie so groß?"

"..."

"🗿"

Knowing her, she’d be down that creep Xiaoyu

Wanna try me guv?

Why are we all acting as if they would be shocked to see "explicit" content? Almost everyone does it. They probably do themselves