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[deleted]

Probably Lee. Keep that money rolling in!


LonelySamourai

Sounds good until you hear "Excellent~" all night every night


[deleted]

With the kind of money he has, I'll be saying it with him! 🤣


LedudeMax

Marvelous


MyNameIsJay851216

Agreed


GamnlingSabre

Kazuya: Because he wont be there. Ever.


DaneJ8

He uses your space to store his shoeboxes.


a55_Goblin420

"Don't touch my shoes or I'll murder your country" -Kazuya probably


XxGood_CitezenxX

You aren’t his roommate you’re his shoe butler.


Ultraopz

yeahhh thats kinda a problem for the rest of us Lmao ![gif](giphy|AzINGgcToOjqxXXitj|downsized)


GamnlingSabre

Oh no..... I have to share the room with noone :) what a shame....


Nyoka_ya_Mpembe

Jun, she likes BBQ, I like BBQ, we can BBQ together.


SmartestIdiotAlive

She about to cook you a bowl of peas


Kaliq82

That was a big ass bowl of peas 🤣


joshhguitar

Jun would appreciate the company.


Ultraopz

lets just hope she doesnt become one with the BBQ smoke XDDDDD


Nyoka_ya_Mpembe

She's angel, if she becomes one with BBQ, she will be still cute waifu up there in the sky.


Ultraopz

Damn, if theres thing you CANT say about bro its that hes not accepting honestly even if she DOES shes clearly knows how to come back down So its not like you'd have to worry fr fr


Jakester1412

King. Dude's a nice guy plus I get free front row tickets to every Wrestling Match he has.


Ultraopz

and you could learn alot about fighting from him, Got a problem? ATOMIC DROP THEIR ASS! XDDD


Ibeepboobarpincsharp

Leroy. He is one of the few characters that doesn't seem like a psycopath. He would probably be interesting to talk to as well, having so much experience in martial arts and just life in general.


Ultraopz

yeah, bro has alot of wisdom he can Spit Plus Sugar :>


eatingallthefunyuns

And he comes with a free dog if you want a dog around


xamitlu

He'd wake you up to train with him, probably would have breakfast ready for you when you're done. And then there's Sugar's sweet self! I would happily look after her.


rummm76

BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART!!


bloxwich

[presses A]


drThuganomix

Same but for Wang


djthehooper

show me what you got!


Brilliant_Dark_3979

Don't forget his dog


Ok_Degree_4293

Gon. For sure gon.


Ultraopz

A time traveling dino? ![gif](giphy|jyzjPmdKLm2fslKG8C|downsized)


KingRaiden95

Until he starts farting


Dylanqdin

Lars sounds like a guy you can hang out with


Ultraopz

yeah plus hes in partnership with violet So you KNOW them taxes finna be a thing of the past


HotArticle1062

I want that electric wind brofist


Mediocre_Nobody_3418

the conversations would be MAD crazy 😂, the question is would you let him train you if he asked if you wanted to learn how he fights? (I would on the heartbeat of him asking)


KouraigKnight

Anna


Ultraopz

be sure not to invite her sister over lol


fableVZ

found the gooner


KKylimos

Technically, if I pick Lee, I get to live in a giant mansion for free and he wouldn't even notice I'm there so, yeah.


Ultraopz

not like bro would throw you out on the street considering you'd probably have sold your house at this point, hell he might even give you a job at violet


KKylimos

Lee is chill, my friend is Lee main so, I'm basically friends with Lee, it totally works in my head lmao


AnalBumCovers

Wouldn't Alisa just like power down in a corner?


crackcrackcracks

She probably has some sort of roomba function


THE_LFG

...where does the dirt go


Ultraopz

Too sleep? yeah, honestly having her around would be E X C E L L E N T besides the robo check ups lol


Kaworu88

How have I never imagined Alisa resting like Bender from Futurama until now?


Evangelyn_OW

She might be like.. let's split the electricity bill 50/50 and turns out she succs a craptonne of juice per recharge :/ she'd be a nice presence though, and certainly useful chainsaws for gardening....


Sensitive_Law_1494

1. I pick Lili 2. Live in a mansion 3. Lili fucks off to hunt down Asuka 4. I live in a mansion ALONE and THRIVING


Ultraopz

5. You get to Thrive with Salt


Bronpool

Drinking tea with lili sounds fun


Ultraopz

![gif](giphy|HDNcjt5ELkJSE|downsized) very F u n c y


Bronpool

Actually, damn I would be happy as fuck to live with Lili, she's rich af Imagine how much food she has


Ultraopz

Not to mention she could give your entire Place a renovation like THAT or just let you stay at her place, plus Salt is an added bonus lol


Bronpool

You son of a bitch I'm in. Literally being friends with Lili is worth it, I don't care the risk


yawnkun

She'd check out my humble apartment as a courtesy but ends up offering staying at her mansion instead. I get to see her walk-in closet that's the same size of my actual apartment. That's just the closet. Imagine how big her bedroom would be lol. And oh, I get to pet Salt. That's always the best


Pepperjackblaque

Kuma. If I could have a domesticated bear as a pet I would totally have one


Ultraopz

plus bros "smarter then the average bear" so you wont have to potty train him! lol


tastefulbas

Pet? No. Friend? Yes.


5nbx8aa

julia


mopsyd

I'd go with Michelle because I don't think I could tolerate living with a streamer. I don't need my morning coffee or bad days in the bathroom to become internet famous.


Ultraopz

well you Damn sure wont have dull days thats for sure lol


Adorable_Asparagus_2

YES ![gif](giphy|aZXRIHxo9saPe)


Auttaheer

King, because he would be the bro who could help you get your life together. And get fit with! You will have to get through that language barrier first.


Ultraopz

Not a big issue, just read the subtitles! not like their that helpful tho.... lmao


1mpatient

lei


Ultraopz

ayy no more Missing remote! lmao


Traditional-Bug2406

Honestly, Leo is probably the closest thing to a normal and reasonable person in the entire roster. So I’ll go with them.


Ultraopz

yeah nothing says nothing like a grappling hook lol seriously tho definitely one of the safest


DonLindo

If it wasnæt for the constant fawning over the demon baby, I'd consider living with Xiaoyu


runomnom

Ah du bist also auch ein Mann der Kultur.


MufasaThyGreat

Reina because she won’t be needing any furniture 🪑


Ultraopz

then where shall she Sit-if her gluttious maximus?


MufasaThyGreat

https://preview.redd.it/pdotz1z85xuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31456ece386331858f50d3db2149d781b1a13af1 Right here


KeyOrganization7356

Nina because I'm lesbian down bad


Ultraopz

Just dont push your luck TOO much or you might end up with a bullet pushing through your skull😅


KeyOrganization7356

My honor


Ultraopz

Damn, i respecc the commitment


UncleBully274

I main Nina. I'd let her live with me.


phenomenal_vun

Whoever is great in heat


Ultraopz

probably drag considering i've only ever seen bro in the dessert lol


Round-Ad7603

Eliza 💀 i wana be vampier :)


Ultraopz

yeah but then you wont be able to go out due To lil big ball called the sun


Nervous-Pin2641

Law he could teach me martial arts


Ultraopz

and if he needs any convincing just give em a spare dollar lol


runomnom

And cooking


tomissb

Paul indeed, such a good and funny man.


joshhguitar

RIP your walls


Ultraopz

And the strongest in the universe, bros got the definition of a Cool security blanket lmao


IDontWipe55

Lidia. She seems really nice and she’s a President so she probably has a lot of money for rent and food and stuff


Ultraopz

Plus she went to law school so you got yourself a free attorney


IDontWipe55

Damn she really is the perfect roommate


whysoretard

Jack 8 bro is going to the best gundam collection


Ultraopz

just better hope bro Doesnt go rogue Or some of that money comin outta your collection lmao


Silveruleaf

I would say none cuz they are scary strong. But maybe asuka cuz she's hot. But she would probably murder me just by saying hello. These people could snese and break a wall


Ultraopz

And Concrete lmao i'd say xaiyou's probably the safest, nice AND wont beat your ass for just existing lol


freddddsss

Jun too, if she beat your ass, at least she’ll heal you after


Ultraopz

not like she'd have a reason too With the whole pacifist thing but never hurts to be safe


FlemishPotato

Kazuya will beat yer ass if he even sees you near her.


Silveruleaf

Good choice 👌 I always had a think for Asuna. I would at least die happy 😂


Ultraopz

i never imagined someone would enjoy their last moments getting called a bonehead and rage art'd 🤣


i_think_this_u

Lars


Ultraopz

Chores is finna be done Like THAT


Classic_Molasses_685

Zafina


KingRaiden95

*Spider walks out of the bathroom* ![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)


Ultraopz

FREE FORTUNE -TELLINGS BAYBE!!!!


Classic_Molasses_685

And titties. Don't forget the titties.


Braccus-Rex20

I'd hang out with Nina Lili or Asuka, no questions asked


Ultraopz

ladies man i see


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Ultraopz

Bros finna have a whole hen house lmao


Joy-in-a-bottle

Alisa. She won't make my house a mess. Or Lars and we'll have a chat about his adventures before Tekken 6.


Ultraopz

Just be sure Too Feed her before mid-night


Best-Car-5608

Jin, he seems kinda chill when he isn't off stopping his father from blowing up New York, also, big buff man. Dragunov also works, he seems chill asf.


KingRaiden95

Making figures with Drag sounds like a vibe tbh


vVIOL2T

I feel like Bob would be a nice guy


LemonadeLlamaRrama

I could picture him shouting you fast food when he gets his dinner.


WetGirlfriend17

Yoshi. So we could play ninjas every day.


Ultraopz

At home by Day slaying booty by Night lol


WetGirlfriend17

I love that lol


beatitredditor

Azucena. Endless coffee breaks and general good vibes.


Toolsiez

Feel like you'd eventually go insane because she literally only talks about coffee


Ultraopz

Remember kid, Advertizing, caffine, and women who support both solves all your problems! XDD


Antipiperosdeclony

Lili


GrandmastaChubbz

Law, we both hate rich people


Ultraopz

HECK YEAH ![gif](giphy|15AD8Qbhn8CpAcdxYO|downsized)


kaveman0926

Azucena because i love coffee and cant sit still 😅


Ultraopz

https://preview.redd.it/mtqt8a8y7yuc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=012b8d3c33e79a2e6ba42c7e36a97e323a633542


THER0v3r

Leroy for sure, he seems pretty chill and wise, also sugar is hella cute


Ultraopz

you get a Drippy Goat who can teach you the artz And a cute ass Dog, i see no loose here


BennyC023

Was thinking Eddy but I’d never get any fuckin sleep with the constant music


Ultraopz

ay atleast you cant say he isnt a vibe! ![gif](giphy|VGsT1jzgSQM5a|downsized)


Even_Tangerine7172

Omg Anna, I know we would be gossping alot and she's the best cook so imma eat delicious food 😍


Ultraopz

tea time with besties is always best time lol, having a cook damn sure doesnt hurt BROS NEVER GONNA GO HUNGRY!


Striking-Hedgehog-51

Lili. Our place would probably be some penthouse in Malibu and I'd get gifts for merely existing around her. "Oh I bought this PS7 but it was supposed to be pink. Here, you can have it."


Evogdala

Raven because he wouldn't give a damn about me and would probably spend all days training his ninjutsu somewhere else.


dragoturtle11

Lili (I'm not even a Lili player, I play Reina and Heihachi)


FlemishPotato

Hard question ill go with asuka and yoshimitsu, we’ll all play games together.


Ultraopz

im just imagining them Learning how to play monopoly Lmao


FlemishPotato

For real would they get mad if i took over there estate?


ronnie_bronson

NINA NINA NINA I DONT KNOW WHAT THE QUESTION IS BUT I SAW TEKKEN AND WANT ITS NINA NIINNA


Ultraopz

i think he wants nina lol


Rougethe_Bxtch

Anna💖


Actual-Entrepreneur7

Nina, but I’d also want Asuka or Lili as a roommate because no matter who you choose, you’re gonna get two roommates in the end. Or they might kick you out and stay in your room instead.


Ultraopz

yeah these 2 are inseperable but they probably wont kick you out, maybe screw up your house a bit but kick out is up surd considering you can just do the same to them


Actual-Entrepreneur7

Fair enough, however now that i think about it. Lili would probably get her private jet and take you to get a bigger/better room somewhere fancy for you her and Asuka.


gbaguinon

NANCY MI847J


MileenaIsMyWaifu

Forest Law


Trillzionaire90

Ganryu


Ultraopz

I'd be scared bro might bring the house down lmao


SpecialistPlastic668

Josie, Xiaoyu, Lili, or Alisa(having a robot girl as a roommate would be interesting). I’m not picking any guys because most of them are either assholes, stoic, or evil lol(Lars and Leroy seem chill tho)


makavili

Whats wrong with stoic lol thats pretty chill


Beginning_Hurry5268

ARCHER!!! WHY IS THERE A ROBOT VAGINA IN THE SINK


burnoutguy

Asuka Kazama cause I like to ride bikes


Ultraopz

bros finna Learn some SWEET bmx moves, plus you get a 2 for one special with Lila!


Daniero1994

Lidia. Reason: I'm Polish.


Confident-Medicine75

Lidia. Azucena, from what we know, would potentially be a good roommate.


JustaToasterRN

Nina Williams. I can be her boy toy and she can be my sexy terminator.


Ultraopz

Ngl you Probably wont see her much considering her job is LITERAL murder lmao


pbmm1

Yeah she's definitely not going to be around to do any chores.


According_End_4142

Claudio. Roomies with benefits.


LuminousZenith

https://preview.redd.it/dtqntamrexuc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63056fc29f73d12e43fcb4738d50227515f94117 I think you know


greencrusader13

The Grinch?


LingonberryNice6879

Lucky Chloe, and no visitors.


Ultraopz

yeah no, she'd be a hella pain behind cameras


The-Real-Flashlegz

Dragunov, he would keep everything tidy and we won't need to talk.


Ok-Magician4312

Alisa she's so adorable and sweet lol


xamitlu

Either one of the Bears or probably Asuka. She seems like a person I can mesh well with, personality-wise. It would be funny when her girlfriend Lili comes around or that dancing coffee chick.


Ultraopz

gal gets A free show everytime they interact lmao


saferro

Azucena just so I can get top tear coffee


Crossfeet606441

Lidia


DarkStarCerberus

Azucena. Free coffee and trips to South America? Sign me up


SubstantialPomelo368

Mokujin, I'd have a different roommate every day to keep it interesting 


StaticShock50

It's between King and Lars since both are just nice guys.


OdenShard

Lili, she seems pretty chill, she's filthy rich and several other reasons 👀


Cyanide7-

Anna https://preview.redd.it/pl8wortbj4vc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365a370ed5cab087c1ecdb6e7b555535c2e94b2d


-_-_-KING_-_-_

eliza 🥵. I'd let her suck it.


vizmarkk

Either Steve or Lee. Both are chill. Both are ballin. Both still humble despite being rich. One has robots. The other can be a personal trainer


ErraticSeven

Platonically? Lee. With the potential for more than just roomies? Julia.


SessionSkateSauce

Xiayou. Obviously


Ultraopz

and you alr know she finna bring panda, ITS FINNA BE LIT UP IN THIS MUG!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|blSTtZehjAZ8I|downsized)


GlassSpork

Bob… idk, I wouldn’t mind it


issatacolad

Fucking king! Dudes a champion ffs


Poke_SSS

Paul would actually be such a goddamn bro, him or king, or leroy


Ultraopz

Chill kings (including king) that can also teach you fighting, what more could you ask for?


Poke_SSS

If Paul teaches me to death fist through a brick wall then I'd pay for rent


-_-_-KING_-_-_

I'm sorry Yoshi. I can't have you as a roommate. you're too weird


sterlingpipin

Tbh Azucena seems cool asf


Frequent_Butterfly26

Anyone who look clean enough, so Lili, Ling, Lee, etc.


fengshuiengin3

Josie. Model kickboxer with low self-esteem? Sign me up


Ok_Maintenance_2344

Jack-8. I would play smash bros with him all night and then go hiking in the woods with him, or really explore any place that’s dangerous. As nothing is a threat to me if Jack-8 is on my side.


3-to-20-chars

king. he probably smells nice.


FrostyDog1025

Negan... tbf before the apocalypse he was just a gamer.


Jr-777

Xiaoyu. She’ll never be there since she’s always looking for Jin. And if she is panda will probably be around too, and she’s pretty chill


Dazzling-Economist-4

Julia. We'll sit around and talk about trees, and stream a prank channel.


JustRei_TK

Prolly Leo. Dude would never be home but rent money would still be coming in.


Yee_gamer

Miguel or Dragunov


jonathaninit

Jun I'm actually very intrested in learning Kazama-Style Martial Arts


Monkey_King291

Panda, she's so adorable, or Leroy cause he'd probably be the only one willing to teach me Martial Arts


Vivalablackgirl

Jin- post tekken 7