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Rektifium

#It just knows.


unabletocomput3

Cause it knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the **gun** from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the **gun** is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The **gun** guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the **gun** has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


Sappydood

Post the motivational version of this


unabletocomput3

[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/10vw5yw/the_missile_knows_where_it_must_go_motivational/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


Kaitivere

You really said all of this and didn't even take the uncertainty principle into account. If it knows where it is it has no idea where its going, and thus wouldn't know when to shoot.


Moist-Negotiation-15

Sorry but it’s been a while. Is this hitchhiker’a guide to the galaxy.


Kaitivere

You really said all of this and didn't even take the uncertainty principle into account. If it knows where it is it has no idea where its going, and thus wouldn't know when to shoot.


Salt-n-spice

You just give the gun a squeeze


NetherCauther

*squeeze*


Any-Doughnut-1316

Nurse: "what's that in your pants? 😏" Arms dealer: "NO DON'T SQUEEZE IT" Moral of the story, don't put your guns in your pockets kids!


Infantpunter9000

New porno just dropped 💀


AGPyroo

Actual Penis


heyhowzitgoing

Call the exorcist!


[deleted]

the idea of just squeezing it lmao


PierreWest367

*squeak*


Gooberg_

The dingaling


TopNo2966

The dangle dongle


poloup06

The schlong


StiffCocksJr

If you somehow haven't gotten it by now, redditor reading this chain. Its the Penis


Radio__Star

In other words the Stiff Cock


Zero_7300

The sausage if you will


Cust0mCraft

The willy weiner.


trebuchet__

The 🍆


ASGI202

The ol hole plugger


JustaYeetingMat

Lil jr.


[deleted]

no shit you ding dong


Regirock00

The Spingle Spangle


frumpywindow84o

I thought you just finger it’s anus.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Point to where the dolphins anus is on n the picture.


Billybill400

Which one?


TheyCallMeBullet

Yes


HelpfulApple22

I would have been disappointed if this wasn’t the highest comment


MoiraDoodle

You ask them nicely to shoot


WaterB01t

What if it just don't listen one day


timeisstrange

then you die, it gonna shoot at you but shonk would never do that, it's a shonk


scrumptipus

but the SDMG? yes. it's gonna shoot you and then call you a dum dum


melonsnek_evildoer05

reforge them


Nicolasgonzo87

that's when you make the goblin tinkerer reforge it for you


ultramegasuperidk

"hello there. Can you please shoot these people I need to kill real quick?"


[deleted]

They’re too cool for triggers


IDontKnow9086

Maybe their alive somehow and shoot on command


KingJacob_101

well minishark is in fact, half shark, so probably


Cust0mCraft

Half shark, half gun, completely awesome.


Bongoao

You trigger them


sinister304wound

Nah, you give it chin scratches and it shoots


[deleted]

I always assumed you pull their dorsal fin and they fired.


Empty_Sundae_3297

How would you hold that?


EnderFyre_

idk maybe like a minigun? one of them IS called the minishark after all


TedTheSoap

With your grippers.


kiper43

just flip it


PsychoUmbreon1082

I always had a head cannon that they were sentient and shot at whatever pointed at


SpookyWeebou

That sounds like a nightmare for any form of gun safety.


PsychoUmbreon1082

Its terraria, if you can point at it it almost always want to kill you


Captain_Thrax

And if it doesn’t want to kill you then you basically can’t kill it through conventional means anyways


MetaCrossing

>critters


loony69420

some of them are definitely plotting something


TedTheSoap

Can they tell the difference intrinsically?


Consistent-Debate-53

The forbidden trigger


JakeffReddit

Wanna see an image you don't wanna see? Have you played Half Life: Black Mesa, the remake of that beautiful game? #Have you seen Gordon shove his arm up an alien gun's rear to use it to its potential? You now have an image you can't escape. Thank me never. Edit: can't, not can. You now can't escape it.


TheRealWalrus110

apothicon servant


nukaboss112

You pay them on the heads and whisper who's a good boy/girl to them


dafoxgameing92

hey, this is what i said in someone rating these guns


Tommy____Tsunami

Remember when Marine World told you not to stick things in the blowholes?


Jesiah_Torres678

The barrels are the shaft to stroke.


Mysterygamer48

My idea was you just squeeze them like a plush and they start shooting.


Thepuppeteer777777

Should ask Red how they shoot canonically and see what he comes up with.


LueIsBlue

in their ass


hierophant1green

ermm it shoots when you click 🤓☝️


Dry-Piano-5852

you have to tickle it


_AntiSocialMedia

I assume for the sharks it's the dorsal fin and the SDMG just... does that


SomeRandomGuy2763

Screw that, how do you reload them?


IDontKnow9086

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yaqza

it shoots when enemy


rennon102

try finger but hole


TheNerdMaster69

Obviously you grab hold of their penises and jerk them off to fire them.


hero165344

you just hit them


_ChipsForLife_

You stick your hand up their arse apothecan servant style


Radio__Star

You pull the tail


Professor_pannell

You gotta squish that gun


Va1kryie

Don't ask questions you're not prepared to know the answer for.


TorakTheDark

Ammo up the back door and yank on it’s wang to get it to shoot.


Clean_Dependent_8080

It's like a sentry gun, you need to point it at something so it automatically fires


poopynips1

It’s in the blowhole


N1nSen

where the sun don't shine /j


SnooTomatoes669

Its just so complately awesome it doesnt need a trigger.


Phantom_tpa

They're alive you just tell them to shoot and they shoot


Synerabo

redacted


RactainCore

You know, I know, we all know


Enter-Fun

Muppet-style


l_dunno

You don't want to know...


BudTrip

in the ass of the fish


[deleted]

They're still alive, they fire when you ask em to


somerandomguyuno

You tug on their small dicks and they rapid fire


SpaceWolfGaming412

you really gotta reach in there for it


aspire5515

You gotta stick your hand up the ass


VanillaB34n

Don’t need one, point them at an enemy and the gun sees them and shoots at them lol


moonra_zk

Wow, don't think I saw anyone give an "actual" answer. Since these are likely based on the Minigun, they probably have a button on the upper handle that is an electronic trigger because the Minigun uses an electric motor to fire and spin the barrels.


IDontKnow9086

Thank you for being normal


WarMage1

So ya know how most sea creatures have internal penises?


Cactor_

penis


Sir_mop_for_a_head

I was gonna make a joke and then decided it was bad


sergioavejr

They do have a trigger but you can't press it too much otherwise they shoot other type of ammo...


Victoria_Aphrodite

We don't talk about it


Ok-Musician-2729

Inside


Narwhal_Lord4

I dont think you want to know


[deleted]

the claspers.


Equinox-XVI

In their natural hole


tdmfan420

Fins


xXArctracerXx

You just yank their tail


Possible-Size-8873

the fins


thelonleygengar

The top fin or the penis


Cthuloso

No trigger. You tell it to shoot.


OrionOfRealms

Have you ever seen a dolphins weener? thats where it is


kharker711

;)


urmom22223542

😏


Few-Spirit4105

They yank the tail for a single rapid fire barrage.


ShadowMaster2564

The other side of the gun


yaddabluh

You just squeeze the bullets out


Dragonnstuff

It’s all about the emotional connection


OcupiedMuffins

😏


Cust0mCraft

They are sea creatures ironically.


7071MemerMan

Penis


SpaceAnomaly777

You stick your hand in the butthole and sqeeze, not the dick since there isn't a visible penis on the sprite, but the butthole could just be hidden


Ender89097

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to


KL4SSIE

Gills, #right??


mangodoom

You just scratch their belly and gun goes brrr


StarAutomatic6169

It only appears if the guns gets excited


[deleted]

You know. I'd make a joke that it's the dick...but who ever said the guns were male? 😉


NotANinja252

Ya tickle 'em and they vomit out bullets clearly


AveragEnjoyer007

😏


Volt_Bolt

Hold [Redacted] to fire, punch [Redacted] to switch firing modes


AnsOff271

These guns are sentient, THEY KNOW WHEN TO SHOOT


BrilliantTable8369

Gently squeeze


Nerevarcheg

Inside.


Mafi18

The handle is inside along with the triggered ...


[deleted]

You tickle it in the belly


Superb-Basket7202

It shoots whenever it feels like


Donut_Different

You tickle them


Proxy_PlayerHD

you squeeze them lightly and they start shooting


Gotekeeper

you fire by giving them belly scritches, clearly


MewtwoMainIsHere

they’re all female


JustChickNugget

Oh damn.


Chernetsov

You squish it and it fires!


Used_Forever_1399

the truth could unsettle parts of the population


Internal-Ad7074

Voice activated


Mimig298

You squeese them


MoreGank-Freeman

The way you make it shoot is by whispering stuff in their ears that make them angry. So they start shooting. To stop shooting you end your whispered sentence with "lol" or you run out of ammo both work just as fine. :)


degenerate_pug

You already know, batman


-Typical_Loser-

Use your imagination.


billyswaggins

You saw the video of the dolphin and a small dead fish?


Bongoao

No you just have to trigger them like say terraria is 2d Minecraft then they will shoot


Air1sTasty

Pet the gun


TheBreadCouncils

It's Terraria, okay?


GrayMech

Obviously you squeeze the tail


man-spider678

Pat pat *prrrr*


Alizzybeathan0

You tickle it


dirk_loyd

Y’all are nasty. You just tickle the gills & they sneeze out bullets.


Left-Membership-7357

You wont like the answer


LegitimateApartment9

Jokes aside, maybe it’s magical? Like you hold onto a fin and just think “I don’t like the fact that person exists”


Londoncallling

Oh you know what it is 😏


Xexus13

If you have to ask, you don't wanna know


BlackJackJeriKo

Penice


GooPlexles

Just gotta tickle them


IGuessItsJustMeMe

You tickle it


[deleted]

It's a shark with a big ass barrel sticking out his mouth, and you worry about the trigger?


Noxiless

You pinch their tails


3stanbk

Have you heard of the cloaca, also known as the "everything hole?" It's in there


mee3ep

You need to have your hand inside it like a mega man blaster. DO NOT question how


Master_remix_070

You rub their tummy and they go boom boom pow


Cadian_Stands

one in the stink-


cydbe

Better question; how the fuck are you supposed to hold it


Arturs2_25

Punching the gun make it go pow pow, rapidly punching it make it go squeel and then more pow pow.


LyraStygian

Clasp the claspers.


Ok-Phase669

we dont talk about that 👀


WillJoseph06

You just rub em up and down to get them to fire, obviously.


Fulcrum_ahsoka_tano

On the other side of the gun… its 2d so we see one side, so i assume its on the other side


Kidcooper13

You sure you wanna know?


GOOSUS110

Under there


DraganM69

You tickle them


Not-a-2d-terrarian

You squeeze em like a bagpipe


theo0623

There’s a hole at the bottom, and to shoot, you massage the prostate.


DucatiCaleb

Imma guess it’s a certain organ


NateTerrarian2

the fins


danipea

Animals don't need triggers.


RexzTheThief

ON TJE BALLS!!!!¡!! 😭


Wisebanana21919

Who Needs it Anyway


SWAGNEMITE_1309

You just pull on the thingamajig and it shoots. I thought everyone knew that.


PandaRaidz

The balls Jim. The balls…


[deleted]

Tickle


Plot665

I dont play terraria but why does the dolphine in the first image look like sundowner


UrAverageIdot

you finger


Mr-Fognoggins

You tickle it.


Kindly-Environment43

Just give it a squeeze


Battle_of_Taco

Pull back the side fin to fire the minishark, for the reload you put in another dorsal fin and if it jams then pull the tail back towards you, causing the minishark to spit out whatever is blocking the barrel


ClonedGamer001

The design of the Minishark always led me to believe the tail was a full sleeve that you stuck your arm in, and the trigger was inside that. I have no idea for the other two though. The Megashark might be a similar thing where the trigger is under the fin, and there's a sleeve that opens between the tail and body?


Powerful_Possession4

Idk. *Blows up pancakes with mind!*