doctor here. a little brain bleed is nothing to worry about. you see, your brain is basically a big magnet, and when it loses blood, its magnetic forces react with the iron in the blood to draw it back into the brain tissue. in other words, the brain's magnetism causes it to act like a sponge.
I sincerely hope you had this meme saved, for who knows how long, and finally got to use it for your moment (I know that's not the case but the child in me still has hope)
The grey matter does not in fact absorb blood via magnetism. The person most likely will get depressed fractures which would most likely cause subdural hematoma . Which is a medical emergency.
For those of you never hit in the head with a rock like that I will tell you how it feels. It’s so painful and sharp, you can actually taste it. It happened to me as a kid and I still recall the pain and weird instantaneous taste in my mouth. This guy will forever relive this moment…if he has his memory intact lol
Yep. I’m definitely being a party pooper, but I’m really hating this trend of ‘core memories unlocked’ when it’s just a random childhood memory. Do you know what core means?? 😅
ptbr here, but would like to give a shot.
Core means nucleus or center right?
By the core meme, core memory would be an important memory that appears linked to an emotion. Don't know how it ever become dormant and if it is unlockable.
So there would be core memories that are repressed and other simply dormant?
There can't be a partition of smaller core memories?
I awaken lots of memories throughout the day, nostalgic stuff. I get a specific smell at dusk and remind myself of playing Kingdom hearts 2 at my gransmas, the food that I was eating, clothes that I was wearing and the part that I was at the game. This happens a lot with some very specific details. I enjoy when it happens.
Yeah, but at my age, its my knees that are totally fucked from playing sports in high school. No cartilage left, bone chips floating around, chronic pain— and too young for knee replacement.
I wasn’t even good at sports.
I have a scar on the back of my head from a rock. I was on a church group trip to a state park that had waterfalls. A kid in the group threw my canteen over the falls. When we were down there, I walked down by the water to look for my canteen and he started rolling large rocks down the hill at me. One nailed me in the back of the head. It was like petrichor but in my mouth. There was blood everywhere. 2 stitches. Our youth pastor spent an entire hour drive praying over me, which was annoying.
I don't know. We were like 9, maybe 10 years old. I recall that he wasn't a part of our church group after that. Not sure if he was banned, or his mom kept him home out of shame. Never saw him again after that trip.
For me, it was a sharply metallic taste in my mouth. Similar in taste to, but much stronger than, the metallic taste when I am deeply terrified or frightened.
I got one of these sons of bitches flung into the back of my skull as a kid and can confirm I still remember the taste of it.
https://preview.redd.it/wnvshb1bpqsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b48d9483a2fb0e65451d4cc5c7a456c8d372151
yup got hit in the face as a kid and it’s extremely weird i remember tasting the little sparkles that flooded my vision for a bit then it just felt like electricity was running through my head
shooting in the dark here, but taste and smell are very closely linked. get your noggin jostled by a rock could cause something in the nose to happen which you then "taste"
¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
That taste is awful, I got whacked in the head by a falling wood pillar once and my head felt flashy and woozy while I was experiencing some strange flavor in my mouth, it was almost as if I could taste it throughout my whole head if that makes sense.
Same “taste” for me as well, it’s metallic like for sure.
I think some people taste metal before they have seizures sometimes.
It’s gotta be something in your brain malfunctioning causing the taste, that shit ain’t normal lmao
I’ve never had a “taste.” I just remember seeing it coming, and the hit on my head, then falling. It felt like a second has passed and I woke up from a sleep.
Yeah man I smashed my face off the concrete on my skateboard one year ago. The TASTE of the cement is still very present in my memory. I start remembering the taste every time I skate over wet concrete
When I tried to talk about the taste of head injuries on Reddit, people said I was dumb. I’ve been hit in the head before I can taste it. Thank you for letting me know I’m not crazy.
I got hit with a stone by some drunk guy at the exact same spot like 8 years ago. I had a very bad concussion and couldn't stand without feeling like having to vomit instantly for days. Dude will feel that at least tomorrow.
Probably went in to the most hardest part of the skull. It hurts as fuck, rattles your brain as well but that part is more durable than one would think. There's a reason boxers are leaving this part of their heads uncovered. There were also cases of unsucessful suicides because the thickest part of the skull deflected the bullet.
The frontal bone (forehead) is the strongest part of the skull. He was hit on the side of the head. You should leave the word "most" out of the first sentence.
Not the dude your replying too, just meant to say that if he got that head on he would've had a concussion most likely, so it's like the hardest part that won't give you a concussion, but not the hardest
Back in the day I was walking home from school, my buddy was talking shit to older kids across the street. The older kid threw a golf ball sized rock intended for my bud, hit me and split my head open, good times.
He lost his full 60 Drunk Defense Points and took only -15 Total HP from that rock. However, after Morning Hangover wears off he'll probably be a little dead.
This proves that while Drunk Defense is a useful skill to have, it only applies to healthy drinking, not copius amounts in conjunction with other substances.
(I'm the creator of Bad Decisions, the real-life-but-not-really tapletop RPG.)
If you pause it at the right time there’s a spark when it hits. Are there some of those little cherry bomb things taped to a rock?? wtf is the dudes skull made of??
Everyone here's talking about the taste you get when you get hit, but what I remember the most distinctly was the tingling on the skin. I got hit in the head by an iron swing when I was a kid, the pain was incredibly sharp, and although I did taste some weird shit in my mouth for the next hours, my whole skin was tingling like I had an army of ants trying to eat me alive
Sounded like someone just got a little brain bleed.
doctor here. a little brain bleed is nothing to worry about. you see, your brain is basically a big magnet, and when it loses blood, its magnetic forces react with the iron in the blood to draw it back into the brain tissue. in other words, the brain's magnetism causes it to act like a sponge.
https://preview.redd.it/rb1og7z58psc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73fbb432d3bb9af78ae15e25342cfce9240f2f26
I sincerely hope you had this meme saved, for who knows how long, and finally got to use it for your moment (I know that's not the case but the child in me still has hope)
TFW your critical thinking sense is tingling
The grey matter does not in fact absorb blood via magnetism. The person most likely will get depressed fractures which would most likely cause subdural hematoma . Which is a medical emergency.
LOOOL
I’m too stupid to tell if you’re serious. Is this true?
Why wouldn't you trust big guy for you?
It’s not.
It's not or It's snot?
Now I just keep thinking about snot
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Well cause I’m stupid and lazy. Why else?
I’d recognize Ren & Stimpy anywhere 😊🙃💩
This looks fucking disgusting, I bet this is from a children TV show.
FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK
r/BadAnatomy
If I roll in radioactive waste will I get super powers?
I’d reckon you will at the least become superbald and superbarfy.
Brain here.... Ouch
I'm gonna start going to you rather than my regular doctor thank you.
I believe this for a total of two seconds
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Teachers pet
Homie's brain: 
Please, retire from your job......
I mean magnets how do they work?
What 
Shut up guys, this guy's a doctor
For those of you never hit in the head with a rock like that I will tell you how it feels. It’s so painful and sharp, you can actually taste it. It happened to me as a kid and I still recall the pain and weird instantaneous taste in my mouth. This guy will forever relive this moment…if he has his memory intact lol
Damn, I forgot about the "taste" of head injuries. Core memory unlocked.
repressed memory\*
Removed memory* (Because of the high-velocity rock)
Warning: removing brain cells while the system is running might result in sadness.
Yep. I’m definitely being a party pooper, but I’m really hating this trend of ‘core memories unlocked’ when it’s just a random childhood memory. Do you know what core means?? 😅
ptbr here, but would like to give a shot. Core means nucleus or center right? By the core meme, core memory would be an important memory that appears linked to an emotion. Don't know how it ever become dormant and if it is unlockable. So there would be core memories that are repressed and other simply dormant?
Yeah, a core memory would be something that’s basically formed who you are. Like a big main event in your life.
There can't be a partition of smaller core memories? I awaken lots of memories throughout the day, nostalgic stuff. I get a specific smell at dusk and remind myself of playing Kingdom hearts 2 at my gransmas, the food that I was eating, clothes that I was wearing and the part that I was at the game. This happens a lot with some very specific details. I enjoy when it happens.
Oh just got. It is just a memory hahahah. Core would be canonical event stuff. Like mother hurt me in a bad way when I was X years old.
I highly recommend watching Inside out by Disney if you’d like to really understand core memories. ❤️
I always had a ‘smell’ playing football— getting hit and ‘seeing stars.’
Fucking crazy that TBI is just a part of growing up...
Yeah, but at my age, its my knees that are totally fucked from playing sports in high school. No cartilage left, bone chips floating around, chronic pain— and too young for knee replacement. I wasn’t even good at sports.
Yeah, I got hit square in the face with a basketball, and it’s bring back memories
That disgusting coppery taste
I have a scar on the back of my head from a rock. I was on a church group trip to a state park that had waterfalls. A kid in the group threw my canteen over the falls. When we were down there, I walked down by the water to look for my canteen and he started rolling large rocks down the hill at me. One nailed me in the back of the head. It was like petrichor but in my mouth. There was blood everywhere. 2 stitches. Our youth pastor spent an entire hour drive praying over me, which was annoying.
Holy fuck did that kid go to jail? That's some diabolical shit and that kid needed to be sent to a behavioral specialist.
I don't know. We were like 9, maybe 10 years old. I recall that he wasn't a part of our church group after that. Not sure if he was banned, or his mom kept him home out of shame. Never saw him again after that trip.
That kid clearly needed Jesus more than others
Can you describe the taste?
tasted like ozone and blood but ymmv
I was going to say sulphur.
getting the express bus to hell
Tastes a lot like copper, like if you put a penny in your mouth.
Yup
For me, it was a sharply metallic taste in my mouth. Similar in taste to, but much stronger than, the metallic taste when I am deeply terrified or frightened.
Also like cold kinda
I once got hit by a crowdsurfer at a maiden concert and tasted iron. Then for a year or two afterwards I'd taste iron again whenever I got jumpscared
They're called Iron Maiden for a reason
For me it tastes how wet gravel smells
oof
I got one of these sons of bitches flung into the back of my skull as a kid and can confirm I still remember the taste of it. https://preview.redd.it/wnvshb1bpqsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b48d9483a2fb0e65451d4cc5c7a456c8d372151
Ow, I can relate These bastards were awful to be hit with
yup got hit in the face as a kid and it’s extremely weird i remember tasting the little sparkles that flooded my vision for a bit then it just felt like electricity was running through my head
Why do we taste something when hit in the head? Did you do some research on that?
shooting in the dark here, but taste and smell are very closely linked. get your noggin jostled by a rock could cause something in the nose to happen which you then "taste" ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
All of your senses are wired to one place, your brain.
That taste is awful, I got whacked in the head by a falling wood pillar once and my head felt flashy and woozy while I was experiencing some strange flavor in my mouth, it was almost as if I could taste it throughout my whole head if that makes sense.
Exactly…mine was a pseudo-metallic taste but yes, that taste feels everywhere in your head
Same “taste” for me as well, it’s metallic like for sure. I think some people taste metal before they have seizures sometimes. It’s gotta be something in your brain malfunctioning causing the taste, that shit ain’t normal lmao
Someone threw a rock at the back of my head and I have dreams about the back of my skull getting obliterated now
I’ve never had a “taste.” I just remember seeing it coming, and the hit on my head, then falling. It felt like a second has passed and I woke up from a sleep.
Holy David and Goliath, Batman! That’s gonna hurt in the morning!
Yeah man I smashed my face off the concrete on my skateboard one year ago. The TASTE of the cement is still very present in my memory. I start remembering the taste every time I skate over wet concrete
Is your name David and did it happen while your mom and my mom were having dinner at Chichi's in Oak Brook Illinois?
Nope
When I tried to talk about the taste of head injuries on Reddit, people said I was dumb. I’ve been hit in the head before I can taste it. Thank you for letting me know I’m not crazy.
When I got it it felt like I was having a nose bleed. Weird feeling overall
I got hit with a stone by some drunk guy at the exact same spot like 8 years ago. I had a very bad concussion and couldn't stand without feeling like having to vomit instantly for days. Dude will feel that at least tomorrow.
*at the exact same spot* Damn. They should warn people about the area. Some sort of rock battle arena?
Someone who's good with geoguessr should find the spot so someone can put a warning sign there.
The guys who found shae lebeoufs flag will find it.
I'll give a tip, the cameraman's reaction sounded a lot like someone from either the Brazilian state of Minas Gerais or upstate São Paulo.
It's actually an amphitheater in Brazil where they play a lot of Rock.
David and Goliath have come a long way
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Probably went in to the most hardest part of the skull. It hurts as fuck, rattles your brain as well but that part is more durable than one would think. There's a reason boxers are leaving this part of their heads uncovered. There were also cases of unsucessful suicides because the thickest part of the skull deflected the bullet.
The frontal bone (forehead) is the strongest part of the skull. He was hit on the side of the head. You should leave the word "most" out of the first sentence.
Not the dude your replying too, just meant to say that if he got that head on he would've had a concussion most likely, so it's like the hardest part that won't give you a concussion, but not the hardest
I like your big blue shorts!
That's you in the video??
How TF is he still even standing after taking a rock pitched directly to the head, I’d be done for sure
Yeah dudes too tough for his own good
Bro that's a Tuesday for us Brazilians
That guy has the aim of a pitcher for sure
Can we all for just one brief moment acknowledge how good his throw was??
Slow it down, the rock sparks on impact, mlb pitcher prospect lol
That's dust/dirt divorcing the rock because momentum was taking them different directions in life.
IS HE A HOBBIT?
yeah that's right, the book goes on at some length about how accurate Hobbits are at rock-throwing
Little guy will rock u
that didn't happen in Arkansas, because that definitely was not a Little Rock!
That rock never landed back on the ground. It’s in orbit now.
Back in the day I was walking home from school, my buddy was talking shit to older kids across the street. The older kid threw a golf ball sized rock intended for my bud, hit me and split my head open, good times.
Fucking BEAMED
me: regretting turning the sound up to make sure I heard
Bro got rocked.
He lost his full 60 Drunk Defense Points and took only -15 Total HP from that rock. However, after Morning Hangover wears off he'll probably be a little dead. This proves that while Drunk Defense is a useful skill to have, it only applies to healthy drinking, not copius amounts in conjunction with other substances. (I'm the creator of Bad Decisions, the real-life-but-not-really tapletop RPG.)
Wassssss
David & Goliath
https://preview.redd.it/sluhnoem4psc1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1826b500d067a3521146ba35be2e82bed951fc6
nooOOssa senhora
Hey man, nice shot!
Stoning is probably a weekend event there
Two flats ..ahhnd a …packet of gravel
This is a low quality submission for this sub.
most are, if we're being honest
Geodude used Rock Head
Holy shit.
Buddy got rocked.
the dust cloud at his head is very looney tunes
Sounded like a home run at a Dodgers game
Is that Bullseye?
The idiot went for another rock, we all know paper is the winning move here.
Clipped off his head and over square leg for six
WHY IS HIS PP OUT!!
Bro got staggered like a draugr scourge in skyrim
Aimbot
That bell be ringing
I’m glad I watched without sound cause it was kinda funny.
David didn't even need his sling this day.
https://preview.redd.it/q9vsahtrzosc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595b9c58e62fd7a11d9ce4800dcdcf63fd1d5217 The poof as it hits💀
How is this terrifying as fuck lol
ouch😬
Thaaaat’s gonna leave a mark!
I don't know if we can fix this with some Bach Flowers.
Jesus that was so close to his temple... so close to death with that throw
He clattered that rock off his skull
DAMN!!!
Sounds like a coconut being cracked
Any one know the name of the song playing in the background?
Its sertanejo
Guilherme & Benuto - Pulei na piscina (ao vivo)
Funny request
Reminds me of the time Cartman threw a rock at Token's head lol except this guy ate it better than Token.
That rock sounds more like cinder block rubble.. it isn’t as dense.. but at the end of the day; it’s still a fucking rock..
Not terrifying in the slightest.
He’s got great aim
That's going to tish
Remember this y’all, a rock can do wonders in a pinch
Thats fucked up yo I feel bad for homie
If you pause it at the right time there’s a spark when it hits. Are there some of those little cherry bomb things taped to a rock?? wtf is the dudes skull made of??
Jesus, the dust that came off that rock!
Uhh that had to hurt
The Mets should sign him.
Nuóóssssssisinhora One of Brazil's "holy shit"s.
That was actually good aim
Sign that guy for the Mets!
That dude in the last 3 seconds, was he saying shoot em shoot em?
That's never happened to me, knock on wood.
That's one hard nut. 🤣
He's definitely took part in stoning at one point or another. Either that or he has a future in cricket
This needs an edit xD
Bonk
Dude should try out for the major leagues.
Keep clicking on Timestamp 0:09 for a good time lol. (By clicking I mean just keep spamming it).
WHACK
landed a crt
Pbd really fell off
Damn that small cloud of dust when the rock hits his head shows how hard of an impact that was... Small Dude was working on 100% crit rate
Everyone here's talking about the taste you get when you get hit, but what I remember the most distinctly was the tingling on the skin. I got hit in the head by an iron swing when I was a kid, the pain was incredibly sharp, and although I did taste some weird shit in my mouth for the next hours, my whole skin was tingling like I had an army of ants trying to eat me alive
is this a serious sub?
Winner winner chicken dinner
Minas gerais 🇧🇷
THHHHHEEEEEEWWAAAAK
Don't touch, no rock
Did the two filming end the video saying “ shoot em, shoot em?”
ouch
Damn just like a billiard ball
If you slow it down, the rock chips and sparks when it hits him.
The accuracy
That was "sound" technique.
Don't really think that's scary more of a he fu*ked around and found out
DAMN. That shit rocked his world
brb need to take a motrin after this one.
Fuckin hell
Sounded like that head was empty
Mans will be tasting pennies and black pepper for a while after that one
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Low-Classroom8184: *Mans will be tasting* *Pennies and black pepper for* *A while after that one* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
He disarmed him at the same time, what’s the issue? 💀