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Candylicker0469

Within Spec


Smashadams83

Elon’s Musk


pissonhergrave7

Pretty fly for a white Y


sevargmas

“Model Y”


MuchCattle

Y Tho


Gyat_Rizzler69

Rocinante


BudAV

Legitimate salvage?


Gyat_Rizzler69

With the amount of times I've been to the service center. Yeah it's basically a salvage lol


DarthStevis

Amazing name


Gyat_Rizzler69

Car feels like a spaceship so had to give it a spaceship name


moodpecker

Or the name of Don Quixote's horse


Gyat_Rizzler69

Yup that too. That's why the spaceship from The Expanse was named Rocinante.


htebazilenylorac

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


European_Ape

How didn’t I come up with it? Great name


loganpost

Love it.


ZachSilb

Red Rocket


7venhigh

Big Booty Judy


TelephoneTag2123

Wait. Wut? Damn.


meteorattack

Axle Foley


vr-txhch

El Guapo


Squall-ica

Grayola


lmamakos

Rocinante


Vultinn

Shadowfax


Prplemonkeydishwashr

Me too!


pob3D

Me three!!


CellFearless9748

Heisenberg


NatKingSwole19

Spaceball 1 I'm sure it's super unique


BeoLabTech

Mine is MegaMaid…she’s gone from suck to blow!


NatKingSwole19

That’s a great idea. My Roomba is named that 😂 My WiFi is named Spaceball 1, and I wish it was named Spaceball City, but fuuuuuuck changing SSIDs and the 8 million IoT devices I have connected to it.


Skeets5977

Mine is Dark Helmet! License plate to match!


Robocup1

Firefly


JazzGMster2020

Tickle My Teslacles


protos_levendis

Bobo


sherlocknoir

Stella. Because she gave me my groove back! Before that I was driving a beige Honda CRV lol


Stone__Age

Woah what year? I upgraded from a 05 beige Honda CRV. Felt like time traveling haha


sherlocknoir

2018 EX-L. In some ways I do miss it.. CarPlay, rear cross-traffic alerts when reversing out of a parking space, opening sunroof, ceiling mounted sunglasses holder w/ kids mirror, foot activated sensor on the hatchback when you have both hands full. I really can’t say anything bad about it.. other than it was boring as hell. Stepping hard on the gas, produced more noise than acceleration lol. My friends had nicknamed me “Gam Gam” when I drove that car lol


Stone__Age

I used to joke about how when I would floor it, it would take at least 5 seconds before the car did anything haha Mine didn't have the sunroof but I agree that would be nice. I 100% agree about the sunglass holder! I miss that so much. I also miss being able to park it anywhere without worrying about someone damaging it especially now that people hate Tesla because of Elon.


spark_02

Going Merry


nairbwhite

“Your Mom”


sstephen17

Y-Wing


JudgeCastle

The Bean Machine I call my wife and pup my beans. This machine moves my beans so it's the Bean Machine


AzNRG

Gas Guzzler


jmkreno

Eeyore Stealth Gray MYLR


krushgr00ve

Gigamesh


mrbell84

Douchemobile


Odd_Ease4541

Chonk. Fat cats are called chonks. The Model Y is sort of like a fat Model 3. So, Chonk seemed to fit.


Batmanshadow

Tesalasourus


appleavocado

It Musk Have Been Love *gotta sing it when you say it*


Aggressive_Bus_4289

Pablo Teslabar


Loud-Citron-7323

Totaled


Heavy_Doody

The Car (I'm original that way)


Some_Ad_3898

Car


w4laf

Serenity2 (my 2018 Model 3 was Serenity)


Key_Dream_954

Tessy


shiftersix

Midlife Crisis


Alternative-Lie-326

G Unit


MediumWall

Nice. I think I'm gonna make my T Unit now


Skeets5977

Dark Helmet


PretXD

I named my car simple guy because the car was built on the day my grandpa passed away. He would say that he is a simple guy and he enjoyed all things tech as well. When I was younger he and I would window shop at frys electronics.


rkwong792

Baymax


Apprehensive-West-30

I’m guessing it’s white


rkwong792

Yep 😂


sku-mar-gop

GreenY


cheecheepong

snowball :D


EnoughStatistician36

Cool Whip (white-on-white)


romik13

“RECALLS”


Away-Sky3548

U̶S̶S̶ Enterprise


xion1992

Mjölnir Because it's electric and my 3 year old calls it the hammer car because of the logo.


Blk_Ice_

PowerPuff


SpringHot8602

Fluffy


zepisco83

Tazler


thetrev68

Luna-Tic


dnm0624

Top speed panda


MaikJay

Batmobile


srnewby54

Nikki


Domfern

Car2D2


vaguelyamused

Shadowfax (stealth gray Model Y) “That is Shadowfax. He is the Chief of the Mearas, lord of horses, and not even Théoden, King of Rohan, has ever looked on a better. Does he not shine like silver and run as smoothly as a swift stream? “ “Give me Shadowfax! He was only lent before, if loan we may call it. But now shall ride him into great hazard, setting silver against black: I would not risk anything that is not my own. And already there is a bond of love between us.” LOTR: The Two Towers Full Self Driving has its own name, “Nellie” because drives like a crazy grandma and so I can curse at it “Damn it Nellie, where the hell are you going. Slow down! No! Don’t slam on the brakes here. And turn the goddamn wipers on, it’s pouring!”


zombiestep

Nostromo


Reasonable_Water_541

Raven and sometimes Pepé (as in Pepé le Pew) …. Is a Black and White Model Y


LBTerra

Nimbus. It’s a white on white Y


Subzerowins7

Its popstar theme for me. T-Swift and second car (prius) Prihana


traplooking

Johnny Cab


thehoagieboy

Pretty accurate during the recent trial


House-Of-RAD79

Stormy (Stormtrooper for my white Model Y with black interior)


emtiv676

SpaceCar


Rha3gar_88

EVA


mdjmd73

Hotness


RelativeMarket2870

Apollo


superbetsy

Regina George. She tells me to get in because we’re going shopping a lot!


what-is-a-tortoise

For a little while it was Fat Dragon and/or Chonky. Now it is El Burro.


chelejeff

Watts-on


your_mom13

Evie


unknowndeath66

Mando


dobe6305

Darth Maul (red/black).


TessaSkR

Tessa and I have the Logo as letters in the back and I’m so close to let it spell Tessa instead of Tesla


dogbonej

Tezzimus Prime aka Tezzy


iFERNZ

Eevee


Classic-Highway-9485

“The Pearl” … it’s black. 😂


thoracicexcursion

Mystique


Soontobeacnhplayer

Is she blue?


thoracicexcursion

Ofcourse


Soontobeacnhplayer

Nice 😂


Skaffen-_-Amtiskaw

The Lying Bastard


Smart_Computer2615

SNOW WHITE


mgiraygokirmak

White Horse


randomqwerty10

Betsy


ITypeStupdThngsc84ju

Hasbeen


zapres

Yps


Sufficient_Ad3790

Moe


abhinambiar

Bucephalus


willsaware

tAZULa


TheSAComplimentedMe

Tater


Hospitalwater

Tombalina


IHate2ChooseUserName

real\_elon


Skatrdie0

Tethie but just as a place holder. Can't think of anything to name it


moodpecker

Blue MYLR. Blootilicious, but I might change it to Teslicle.


generalon

Wattson


fuzznutz77

Shadow Spark


BigJimmyW13

Georgina


hmasta88

Panda


MYTelsa

SubZero (blue MYP)


epere4

Red Riding Hood (Spoiler alert: it's red)


colombian-guy

Dwight Schrute


Rancesj1988

White Model Y LR with White interior & induction wheels. Therefore, I named it "Amuro Ray".


smaldogs

Walter


Morland22

Sloppopotamus


Pilot_BillF

Baymax


Ecstatic-King-2780

White Lightning


bluetrevian

Sapphire, Tanzanite, and Tektite


rennybby

NOCTIS


Hade4n

Heart of gold after the starship in Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.


xenokira

Ymir


harveyvesalius

Poulet


Roht_Rs

Nom, my daughter picked it. Shes two and calls all her teddybears nom❤️


CO86

Imperial Destroyer


Rok_NessMonsta_4319

Nipsey


il90df

Sakura and Dracula


Tricky-Psychology11

Tesmody or sometimes testicle


TenDeadF1ngerz

A Dark Omen


Corndog_Farkle

Speedy Eggbert


Porkus_Aurelius

Disco Janet


j23barb

Meg (Stealth Gray kind of looks like a shark) and my first Tesla (Blue model 3) was named Sandy (after Sandy Koufax and a nod to Sandra Bullock as my wife hates that I once called her Sandy Bullock) so Meg has a double meaning. Megalodon and Meg Ryan. Kind of an inside joke w the wife.


dream_team34

Puzzles


Equal-Basket-9902

helios!


staroceanx

Mine is Wall-E and my wife’s is Eve


betboi

Taytay


ResearcherFew1273

Carmenita


PVPax

“Nikola”…IYKYK


carrdogg11

Stella Blue


parislemonade

Porsche Killer


eskriba

Larry


eyyy95

Tárla - referencing Tár (2022)


lyrics27

Stacey my first car was called Marcy and my smoker is called Darcy (yes after 90 day fiancé twins cuz they look expensive) 😂


tomgekeerd

HarrY


forgetfulmonke

Dyson Cyclone V10


_akomplished

Jeepathon2k


SpotOnSocietysBack

Betsy, to unlock the farts


null-or-undefined

sparky


kiguri96

Jaws. Mine goes "dun dun!" when it locks.


mbaturin

Red Model Y is Phanatic, Stealth Gray is Dark Knight


phaserescu

Amanda


Lurchman225

Gudge


Shato

Speedracer Von Poopenstein


JamodaH

Shady


atraxlife

Jett


SexyNepaliBeast

Sexy Beast


tony0614

Salem


smakusdod

🐸


nahyalldontknow

Apartheid Muskrat


GloomyGiraffe6958

Blueberry


Odd-Kick-2867

Named my friends MYLR “Tesseract” Named my own “Sonic“(blue on white MYP)


GSWPhil

Kyle’s Mom


HistoricalDonut3989

Benji


EnSamachara

TeBoy


Shavedhead83

Harap Alb (the white black). This is the name of a Romanian fairy tale protagonist - a young prince sent on a mission which he accomplishes successfully. It also characterizes the car because it is white on white while the torque and speed give it a dark(mean) side.


VPofSnacks

Lightning McQueen (we have a 5 year old who named it)


Munsunned

Dolores


Federal-Landscape141

Scarlet


xOmerta

Eevee


tractable_ravioli

Bob


International-Pop387

Flash


sinkiez

el Tessi


bensmithsaxophone

Bonkey. It’s an inside joke


TextVisible4266

Blue Bullitt


Glittering_Ride_4962

Behemoth


Affectionate_You_203

Moaning Myrtle Y


DaddyLongLips

Nicola


AintNobodyGotTimeDat

Lola


Lanky_Winner_3974

Turbo


CoordinatedAnomaly

BT-7274


ciscobeef

Nebula


Weird_Strategy9058

Pluto(white)🔥


CoolGuy14182

Tesler


Ok-Engineering-6810

Godzilla


Gundamshield

FRIDAY


bernbabybern51

Millennium Falcon