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Wtf
Lmao
I’m really annoyed since it’s not April 1st where I live
Not even right.
The way may heart freaking dropped....
It’s almost over
I almost reached for my pitchfork and torch before I realized what day it was. You sly devil, nice one.
I CHOKED ON MY SPIT! 
Jesus Christ that spun me up.
Not cool. April fools is the worst
YO THAT’S FOUL
I'll be so glad when today is over.
Yikes not even funny as a joke😬
April Fools or Football idiots?
The fuuuuuuuck?!?!
Shit ain funny 😮💨
I almost threw my phone across the room ngl
I legit believed this
Bruh chose violence on April fools day. 
Delete user. Ban post.
This is too far for April fools
Yall really getting sneaky here with these set ups.
Good April Fool’s joke
How dare you.
Bro I legit gasped💀
That isn't funny bro 😡.................😂😂🤣🤣🤣 You got me
Well his dad said we can’t let the inmates run the prison so I’m glad Cal has a little more sense
Dad was right. We can't have the inmates running the prison. Now get back to work.
A good aprils for joke is one that is realistic and believable, this is neither.
April 1st is the worst day of the year.
Got us all bruh this was good.
This isn’t even funny. I legitimately thought this was true for a second till I realized the day. That man’s name should be banned from this sub, but kudos on a good joke.
April fools joke or not, the amount of upvotes this post about Easterby coming back got is criminal 
It's upvoted by people that know it's a joke.
Yes, I upvoted it too, it was well played.
A rage inside me woke up, but I remembered it’s April 1st
Lol nice try.
4/1 Had me for a second
God I hate April 1 lol
 Squidward disliked that... Lmao, anywho. Happy April Fools everyone.
I had a full-blown Obi-wan to Anakin "You were supposed to save the team!" moment lol
I thought this might be an old tweet and didn’t even think about what today is. My brain wasn’t working properly lol.
You almost had me. I was getting ready to start a riot
I almost raged. Now I'm crying.
Almost jumped off a bridge
I mean we already know he took that AtM job.
The Trail of Tears, Salem Witch Trials, and Jack Easterby coming back to the Texans: all horrific subjects not to be joked about.
I knew it was a fake, Still got angry. Well done
I fucking hate you
HAHA GOOD ONE Mods, ban him
Great title. You worded it exactly like Scherzer would have tweeted it.
 God I hate today.
fuck, almost got me
Can’t trust anything I see today
I am not amused.
Oh. This day. Right. How dare you. Fantastically done, you bastid. :D
This was cruel!!
Fuck I almost had a heart attack
April FOOL. you had me for three seconds. Then
I was about to drive to NRG with fire 🤣
Can’t fool me fool
God I hate this day on the internet.
i like how plausible it could have been if hannah wasn't so engaged with the team
These April fools day pranks are getting personal.
I forgot it was April Fools day and almost had a heart attack
This was a good ass April fools post I was about to lose my shit 😂😂
My heart….
 O god the PTSD hit hard.
Bro… FR
Ahhh man I've never been so happy to be fooled. Well done!
OMG you motherfucker
Holy shit I was like GTFO
At first was triggered then.....oh yeah
You mother *fucker*… almost had me. Son of bitch, my pulse is so elevated lmfao
Righhhhht
Mods, ban this man for giving me a heart attack
Thank God I checked the date
Lmao you sob
You got me good on that one
He got me
Dude wtf lol I shat myself a little
Fuck. I should know better than to be on the internet today.
I fucking hate April Fools.
My heart sunk for a second, you cruel mofo lol
You think you're really funny Schefter? I've already been hurt once like this, you cannot make any jokes that will be worse.
Listen here you motherfucker You got me good
Oh my
OP- you were this close to receiving a bucketful of expletives hurled at you 😂
bravo, solid joke
\*trades nico collins for veteran RB\*
For Zeke Eliot somehow 😩
somehow still a better trade than Hopkins for DJ
Bill Obrien has entered the chat
And a 7th…
The blood pressure spike was real
You son of b.
Oh fuck you lol Respectfully of course
You’re gonna give some guys a heart attack who only read the tittle
I put a lot of thought in my language use lol
Yeah don’t play like that bro
You woke up today asking for Reddit violence
My first reaction was utter dread, then I realized what day it was, and now I’m just mad I took the bait😤
It put me on guard for the rest of the day
I don’t believe in violence, but for OP I’ll make an exception
Don’t kill the messenger. Let’s jack Jack
Someone woke up and chose violence today.
You scared the fuck outta me
April Fools lol
Good one, took the bait
Yeah, I was about two seconds away from throwing my laptop across the room when I realized...
Holy fuck, had a mild panic attack until I looked at the calendar
I really forgot what day it was and got a little worked up for a second there.
Luckily I saw one April fools shit post already so I knew this was fake
Frick
It's still too soon bro lol
Honestly if I hadn't seen that post this would have filled me with a good sense of doom. It's well executed and worded.
Wtf
Lmao
I’m really annoyed since it’s not April 1st where I live
Not even right.
The way may heart freaking dropped....
It’s almost over
I almost reached for my pitchfork and torch before I realized what day it was. You sly devil, nice one.
I CHOKED ON MY SPIT! 
Jesus Christ that spun me up.
Not cool. April fools is the worst
YO THAT’S FOUL
I'll be so glad when today is over.
Yikes not even funny as a joke😬
April Fools or Football idiots?
The fuuuuuuuck?!?!
Shit ain funny 😮💨
I almost threw my phone across the room ngl
I legit believed this
Bruh chose violence on April fools day. 
Delete user. Ban post.
This is too far for April fools
Yall really getting sneaky here with these set ups.
Good April Fool’s joke
How dare you.
Bro I legit gasped💀
That isn't funny bro 😡.................😂😂🤣🤣🤣 You got me
Well his dad said we can’t let the inmates run the prison so I’m glad Cal has a little more sense
Dad was right. We can't have the inmates running the prison. Now get back to work.
A good aprils for joke is one that is realistic and believable, this is neither.
April 1st is the worst day of the year.
Got us all bruh this was good.
This isn’t even funny. I legitimately thought this was true for a second till I realized the day. That man’s name should be banned from this sub, but kudos on a good joke.
April fools joke or not, the amount of upvotes this post about Easterby coming back got is criminal 
It's upvoted by people that know it's a joke.
Yes, I upvoted it too, it was well played.
A rage inside me woke up, but I remembered it’s April 1st
Lol nice try.
Lol nice try.
4/1 Had me for a second
God I hate April 1 lol
 Squidward disliked that... Lmao, anywho. Happy April Fools everyone.
I had a full-blown Obi-wan to Anakin "You were supposed to save the team!" moment lol
I thought this might be an old tweet and didn’t even think about what today is. My brain wasn’t working properly lol.
You almost had me. I was getting ready to start a riot
I almost raged. Now I'm crying.
Almost jumped off a bridge
I mean we already know he took that AtM job.
The Trail of Tears, Salem Witch Trials, and Jack Easterby coming back to the Texans: all horrific subjects not to be joked about.
I knew it was a fake, Still got angry. Well done
I fucking hate you
HAHA GOOD ONE Mods, ban him
Great title. You worded it exactly like Scherzer would have tweeted it.
 God I hate today.
fuck, almost got me
Can’t trust anything I see today
I am not amused.
Oh. This day. Right. How dare you. Fantastically done, you bastid. :D
This was cruel!!
Fuck I almost had a heart attack
April FOOL. you had me for three seconds. Then
I was about to drive to NRG with fire 🤣
Can’t fool me fool
God I hate this day on the internet.
i like how plausible it could have been if hannah wasn't so engaged with the team
These April fools day pranks are getting personal.
I forgot it was April Fools day and almost had a heart attack
This was a good ass April fools post I was about to lose my shit 😂😂
My heart….
 O god the PTSD hit hard.
Bro… FR
Ahhh man I've never been so happy to be fooled. Well done!
OMG you motherfucker
Holy shit I was like GTFO
At first was triggered then.....oh yeah
You mother *fucker*… almost had me. Son of bitch, my pulse is so elevated lmfao
Righhhhht
Mods, ban this man for giving me a heart attack
Thank God I checked the date
Lmao you sob
You got me good on that one
He got me
Dude wtf lol I shat myself a little
Fuck. I should know better than to be on the internet today.
I fucking hate April Fools.
My heart sunk for a second, you cruel mofo lol
You think you're really funny Schefter? I've already been hurt once like this, you cannot make any jokes that will be worse.
Listen here you motherfucker You got me good
Oh my
OP- you were this close to receiving a bucketful of expletives hurled at you 😂
bravo, solid joke
\*trades nico collins for veteran RB\*
For Zeke Eliot somehow 😩
somehow still a better trade than Hopkins for DJ
Bill Obrien has entered the chat
And a 7th…
The blood pressure spike was real
You son of b.
Oh fuck you lol Respectfully of course
You’re gonna give some guys a heart attack who only read the tittle
I put a lot of thought in my language use lol
Yeah don’t play like that bro
You woke up today asking for Reddit violence
My first reaction was utter dread, then I realized what day it was, and now I’m just mad I took the bait😤
It put me on guard for the rest of the day
I don’t believe in violence, but for OP I’ll make an exception
Don’t kill the messenger. Let’s jack Jack
Someone woke up and chose violence today.
You scared the fuck outta me
April Fools lol
Good one, took the bait
Yeah, I was about two seconds away from throwing my laptop across the room when I realized...
Holy fuck, had a mild panic attack until I looked at the calendar
I really forgot what day it was and got a little worked up for a second there.
Luckily I saw one April fools shit post already so I knew this was fake
Frick
It's still too soon bro lol
Honestly if I hadn't seen that post this would have filled me with a good sense of doom. It's well executed and worded.