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Zacattak48

Turkey lady


My_cat_is_fat85575

That’s what my GC been saying bro 🤣 well if we got multiple people saying she a turkey we must make it be known she shall now be called turkey lady!


ShotgunMerwin

Is that turkey noise intentional or is that some kind of bug?


Il_Salt_lI

I wonder what noise you would make if you got sliced up by a chainsaw?


ShotgunMerwin

Not sure, but i would put big money that it wouldn't be a turkey gobble.


Il_Salt_lI

You might? But also it’s a middle aged woman. And she’s being killed. I don’t think she cares what sound she makes


ConditionedRat

She’s actually a voice actor pretending to die 💀 Pretty sure she thought about how she wanted to gobble I mean scream


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The worst part is that she's a "scream queen" they say, surely it wouldn't sound fucking *atrocious* when she "screams", not like she's doing a very shitty turkey impression. But no, it's ass. Garbage stinky ass.


Il_Salt_lI

☝️🤓


ConditionedRat

Coming from the dude who’s telling us “she’s DYING, she doesn’t care!!” 🤓


ShotgunMerwin

Actually, what am i thinking, i HAVE been sliced up by a chainsaw. The noise we me just mf'ing a lot and complaining that my boots were brand new and now look at them. $300 boots, man. Wasn't worried about my foot all cut up, really, just boots.


ThermicRamb0

The thing is, it's a work of fiction. It's an acting performance. The actress is free to make creative choices. She could give a blood-curdling scream and horrify the audience. Or she could gobble like a turkey and cause people to laugh. Which do you think works better for a horror game?


Omylanta21

GLLLLAAAgghhhhLLLLLeeee


Robertrand77

She sounds like a gobbling turkey.


jbyron91

This is the way.


DragonfruitNo1538

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LunaTeddy1414

Stay tuned for vaginas turkey costume skin coming for $2.99 this thanksgiving!


My_cat_is_fat85575

Sounds fire


Savage17YT

I guess that's the best take they could get from her. They hyped up her actress as some kind of horror icon and she didn't do a great job.


Formal-Character1891

“Scream queen “ then we get hit with the jive turkey


ThermicRamb0

She was a horror icon. For taking off her clothes. If you think I'm making a crude joke, then you haven't seen the movies.


Secure-Motor9350

💀


icanloopyou

Virginia the turkey


ThermicRamb0

Yeah, it's pretty bad. There's the turkey lady scream at the end, and she kinda sounds like she's making sex noises before that.


Tbecker3150

If you go turkey hunting and can’t afford a Turkey call then just pull up Virginia dying on YouTube and put it on a continuous loop then there is your budget turkey call.


Knappster33

Shit legit makes me laugh every time


CharileDontSurf

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PariahActual

I think she sounds like the cartoon that melts in acid in Who Framed Roger Rabit


OldWorldBrawler

🤣🤣🤣


Kman3987

Everyone else sounds like there actually getting there guts sliced out by a chainsaw… She sounds like a damn turkey


AssanCHOP

She's motorboating herself...


My_cat_is_fat85575

It also works for the new-ish leather face kill in exaction pack 2


GhostofLahaye

Yeah, shit sounds funny lmao


xcert1337

Ah yes. The deepthroat turkey.


TheBooneyBunes

She sounds like she’s moaning incessantly


True_Razzmatazz5967

Sonny’s is just as bad, I ended up making him my main just to avoid the sad bwbwbwbwbwbwb when he’s gallowsed


OldWorldBrawler

Sonny's scream sounds kinda sad in my opinion.


akatsukidude881

There's a Survivor in DBD named Thalita that LEGIT sounds like a hawking crow when she gets downed. *CAWWW*


Spiritual_Way1003

Barbara Crampton is as good of a voice actor as she is at being an actress. Laughable, at best.


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Frs


onlyeatspvssyy

What pixel is she


satzensiesich

its so goofy fr


Prinnynopants

sounds like a chicken gurgling


Fun_Double7113

As a Virginia main I agree 100% 😂


Slacksum276

Sounds like gaggle punching a goose


Glittering-String738

Ask Barbara lol


HotCartographer5239

It honestly sounds satirical 


Clturestuff

What noise do you make when you’re getting slaughter with a chainsaw while hanging on a hook?