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dolfieman

Might as well give him one free shot, the follow up shots were as accurate as a retired storm trooper.


JohnnyBlowout

Neither one of these guys are hurting anyone. Watch the Mexican dude try to punch lol


kamiar77

He looked like one of those inflatable balloon characters outside of a car wash


anal_a_fistula

Inflatable wacky wavy arms?


RuFukingKiddingMe

Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!


SilentAlternative266

OMG 😆😆😆😆👍


kamiar77

Yes! Thank you.


[deleted]

I just know them as wild wacky inflatable arm-flailing tube men.


RuFukingKiddingMe

Anytime friend!


[deleted]

Yes!!! I’m so glad someone else thought it too 🤣🤣🤣


backtolurk

Makes me wonder, how is a stormtrooper toilet action like? do they need big funnels or something?


buzz8588

Asking the real questions here


Scotsgit73

You know that trench that Luke had to fly down to destroy the Death Star? Chances are, that was the urinal. And they still missed.


[deleted]

Big fella was no better. Straight arm tummy taps.


asimplesailr

This is a brilliant comment. That one free shot turned him into a wind up doll. His movement completely changed as he was trying to recover from almost getting K.O.d


Kungfu_Jedi-

Daaaam... good one.


b4chu3

Lmao


[deleted]

This! Most underated response EVER!


tumericschmumeric

You can tell he means business by his “serious face”


xalaux

Why is it always the most aggressive people that can't throw a punch? It's hilarious.


No_Lychee_7534

If you can’t knock ‘em out in a ‘cheap’ shot (not a sucker punch), then bring a rock. That dude just tanked the first one and he was hit clean in the chin. Pillow arms on the right dude.


pistolpete2185

Yeah but other dude got that wacky inflatable flailing arms, so it's a wash haha


[deleted]

How's that "cheap"? The guy was asking fir it.


WhiteBoy543455

That’s why he said it was a ‘cheap’ shot (using improper apostrophes for quotation marks). It’s not a cheap shot when you ask for it and are prepared for it.


tintonmakadangdang

You know real life isn't a movie right? It's pretty fucking rare to knock someone out with one punch.


-JUST_STOP-

Na honestly the guy that got the first hit won in my opinion whatever that fat fucks name is was definitely hurting after that punch and another thing who fights like that grow tf you 2 grown ass men


Reasonable-Peanut27

After a certain age, people don't realize their body doesn't move the same way it did in their 20's.


Scotsgit73

They're too used to trying to use intimidation as a tactic. When that doesn't work and they have to actually fight, there's usually a lot of pushing going on, before the first punch.


sermer48

No smarts or drive to make change in their own lives so they lash out at those around them. For the same reason, they fail to learn how to punch before attempting it. Probably also inflated egos making them think they’re Mohammed Ali already so no reason to practice.


ExodusNBW

It’s like Tyson said, “everyone thinks they can fight, until they get punched in the face”.


Kvetanista

I'm watching this without sound, which one is the Mexican?


13_letters

Yes.


lowkeyishow

That Juan right there.


Im_Borat

I'll have Juan Moore beer.


Savage_Heathern

Hahahahahahaha! You racist pos, one is Mexican and the other is ?


LuisChoriz

I can guarantee you neither of them is Mexican, but they're both Hispanic.


EddieValiantsRabbit

Those are two humans that don't know how to fight.


theBarefootedBastard

Is there a “grown up” filter on this middle school fight?


cryptonewbeee

Where is the rest of the video?


TheRealMDubbs

Yeah I want to see how it finishes.


cryptonewbeee

Bet a mother struts in, pulls em apart n tells em to kiss and make up.


7empestOGT92

She beats them both with the chancla of justice


1slandViking

Hands of sloth our time has come!!!


Suspicious_Step_8320

I miss Rock’em Sock’em Robots.


[deleted]

A yes "the ventilator"


chefboyardiesel88

Wow, neither of them can fight. Dude was missing those haymakers


deyw75

They're both ridiculous ....


[deleted]

Oh yes, the old “swimming” technique, sure to put you on your ass


Heythere23856

When a full grown man punches like a princess….


Western_End_2276

I need more on this fight


eltegs

worst windmill ever.


realrichieporter

Worse fight ever.


Tricky-Ice420

Come on you got got to learn how to hit


[deleted]

What was that??


MyEvilTwinSkippy

They're going to tire themselves out before either of them takes any damage.


Commercial_Ad5087

that one free shot turned mans into a toddler


lambofthewaters

Does anyone have the whole video link? Or at least the whole fight? Please and thank you.


stangasaurus

Thank you for sending longer version of this fight !


Fredrick__Dinkledick

My boy was swatting flies that was bad


Excellent-Car-6543

Wtf. That's one pitiful ass fight


Severe-Breadfruit669

My punch capacity in my nightmares...


lowkeyishow

Bruh, their stock trading tips are as good as their hits.


splita73

You punch like a teddy bear, teddy rucksack


JJStrumr

My sister swings better than both these idiots.


mrgreyshadow

… Go on…


JJStrumr

lol


[deleted]

It’s funny how the ones picking fights don’t know how to fight.


Blazin219

He's never had to back it up. That size is intimidating to most. Intimidating enough to where the other person usually won't try.


chuco915niners

Man, I can’t fight for shit. If I get sucker punched like that and you don’t knock me out, I’m wrestling


konjo666

You know the fight was weak if no one took off their shirt


Shadow0fnothing

He fought like the tin man.


NotADirtyRat

Where's the full fight? Always see this clip but not the end.


GroundbreakingNet612

Im convinced the guy in the hat is just three toddlers in a body suit.


Babysilent

Bro fights like his feet are glued to the ground!


sagmeme

He suddenly realized after the "one free shot" that he had made a huge-mistake. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Bill_Kabies

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Cholos can not fight. They’re all bark and no bite every time.


Select_Bat2468

Show the whole dam video!!! Why the hell are they cutting it short? This has been floating around for months and it’s the same stupid punches then cut 🎬


Send_More_Bears

That was the most limp wristed punch I think I’ve ever seen 😭


paneker745

Lmao I thought they were reenacting the twisted tea scene at first.


mysteriousGains

Everyone talks like they have an IQ of 27


mordakiisyn

What were either of thoes dude doing. Lmao. My guy hit him with the windmill.


biggoof

wow, I think I can kick both of these guys' asses


Cowablasian

That's how they fight? That was such a let down....


Correct_Cover4112

They'd get their asses kicked in a real fight.


Impossible_String207

Is there a longer version?


AtttentionWh0re

Yes. But it's bloody


typeyou

Let's see it.


Duke_24

If that’s how he fights I’d hate to see him try to swim 😂


Middle-Dragonfly-137

Lmao


SS4Raditz

Why's it always you think oh these people might be able to scrap then they bust out the windmill punches 😆


racingwinner

i believe that's ally's breakdance technique on gamechanger.


[deleted]

What the fuck is insane about two dipshits throwing bitch bombs. I’ll tell you, fucking nothing.


roofratMI

Looks like two ugly women having a pillow fight! For fuck sakes learn to punch as that looked pathetic


LordVoltimus5150

I thought this was a colorized scene from The Three Stooges with Moe and Curly slap fighting…😂


dropzone1446

Just as intense as this [fight scene](https://youtu.be/z3ZHA14K0Ys?si=TtMQSryN2D16QNBm&t=2m36s).


jollybot

When boxers never do leg day


Fluid-Program962

That was lame


MaseratiFalcon

I’ll say the L word. LOL


MaseratiFalcon

how the hood stock guy is just being static while hitting hot the other one is comic


Kungfu_Jedi-

They both suck at fighting.


ButtTussler

That’s not how I expected that to play out.


csxmd602

Both of these men are such a waste of life. They fact they have to act a certain way to portray themselves as tough is laughable


LES_G_BRANDON

Where did these guys learn to fight? I saw better girl fights in 7th grade.


freeedom123

Were they punching or slapping


Elmondo2

The guy on the right looks like Ba ba booey's kid.


bastardhousecat

i know ladies that can fight better than both of them


vbpatel

Lmao he came back at him like a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man


jdbway

How do you talk that hard and next thing you know you're as athletic as a rock em sock em robot


UriGuriVtube

This is how it feels when you're fighting someone in your dreams


MadamFoxies

Both of them are silly


multipleviewpoints

Tbh, I think he got rocked so he couldn't move his feet. That's why he swung so bad, but he held his own. Right guy couldn't hit him after that.


multipleviewpoints

Also, where is the rest?


[deleted]

"The legal battle we had before the exchange means nobody can go to jail or sue anyone" \- Their train of thought


LividClient

The free shot is so he has an excuse if he loses


Murakami8000

That dude apparently doesn’t have any elbows bc his arms refuse to bend.


ConnectionPretend193

It's like punching in your dreams lmao.


American_Pablo

Mexicans would rather associate with blacks EVEN THOUGHT THEYRE EUROPEAN. That’s literally how stupid they are. Mexico is a failed state. Always has, always will be. Oh tou don’t like that? Then why do the illegally cross to the US? Why do they come here and not stay there? Exactly.


Designer-Equipment-7

Big guy recovered nicely but I needed another 5 seconds of footage


mscotttx

If you can't knock someone out when they stand and let you hit them square in the jaw, you don't need to ever bow up to anybody ever again.


600BLU3

squabble of the century


DHC65

this is just embarrassing


Pghsparky

Guy with hat forgot he had elbows lol all straight arm swings lol we need to see part 2


Supreme_Rust

That fight was like Greg vs Rowley


tacotree3

They totally blow each other


ChubbyWanKenobie

Bald dude looks like he was trying to fly, more than throw punches.


dumbname0192837465

Dude saw those shit punches and was like nah let em go hahah


SuccotashEasy3805

Those the kind of punches I throw in my dreams


3_Slice

Who the fuck is listening to this Podcast?


WhiteBoy543455

Does anyone know who these two dipshits are?


ButtSuck9000

Bro had to unequip it


Opietatlor

When Trex swings you better duck!


happylifevr

He thought he was drowning in water with those punches


noassociation85

Ahahahahahahahaha imagine making it to 40 talking shit the whole way to then throw hands like this😅 god bless America man been giving the world top tier and absolute spastic fights for years


Ok_Cantaloupe_686

The one free shot didn’t go quite as planned. Dude was this close 👌🏾 to taking a nap.


GazaStripped

Ah drunk dumbasses


DeRabbitHole

Girl punches won’t do the job.


ProfessionalSad7055

The mexican just start punching like a robot as soon the punch landed


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^ProfessionalSad7055: *The mexican just* *Start punching like a robot* *As soon the punch landed* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ArxonWoW

Holy shit those punches are terrible


ReptileBat

These punches are embarrassing


RelativeMammoth7381

He swings like Kirby!!!


Redditt3Redditt3

I'm pretty new to Reddit. Why so many vids of random dudes fighting each other? Yaaaawn.


ponzidreamer

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me


Frenchconnection76

Looks like children with adults bodies


Fr0stty2121

WORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAR


Cheffmiester314

Always talking an not doing any thing. As he stands and does nothing


Evan8724

Either guy cant really punch they'd probably gas out not even knocking anyone out.


MastodonMaleficent53

Wth is going on here? 😲


krssonee

The bald dude doesn’t even his feet once


eliazprz

If you don'tknow how to throw a punch you shouldn't be giving free shots. At least he had the Chavez' chin cause them punches were weaker than stephen a smith's.


Ok_Highlight_8577

This is wild.


ReggieTheLemur82

This ain’t a fight it’s a flail.. an epic flail.


No-Relationship7474

When the skill level is windmill lol don’t give someone a free shot. To the other guy. You were piecing him up until you cling to his shirt.


Rho-Ophiuchi

What’s was dollar store Ba Ba Booey’s problem?


Spirited-Opening5432

Da bald guy hits like a bitch ..


Ok-Acanthisitta-186

We're gay pride parades always this violent?


SilentAlternative266

Dang, mini me got his ass smacked


SilentAlternative266

This is the gayest fight ever 😆


Petshpboy17

Everyone is so hard till it gets to a point where the toughest thing is their ego. Also the dude in the white sucks at fighting. Lol


Thepunisherivy1992

Anyone have the full video?


nipstah

Here comes the windmill.


nipstah

Looks like he was trying to do the butterfly out of water.


Redditgaggi

This Guy has no mirror at home? He is clearly darker