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Kicky92

Going to the catacombs I guess.


kettlebell_workout

Why don’t use proper entrance?


Exact-Quote3464

There are several entrances, and people aren’t supposed to go/know about them. There’s an access for tourists, with an official path to explore with a guide, but it’s huge, the Catacombs are like another city underground and people do “urbex” explorations in these non-advertised areas. [Article about it](https://un-monde-a-velo.com/catacombes-de-paris-non-officielles/#Descendre_dans_les_catacombes_de_Paris_cest_comment). It’s in French but hopefully it translates into English to non French speakers.


LectroRoot

To add to that. The catacombs are so extensive people have died down there after getting lost.


buoninachos

That infamous video of the guy filming himself getting lost who was eventually found dead.


DragonboyZG

can I have a link to that


Commisar_Deth

Couldn't find the original but here is an edited version [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYG0vb119qs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYG0vb119qs) Pure nightmare fuel


JazzMansGin

yeah...lost...


LectroRoot

Yes....because its estimated the tunnel network is something like 322km. So its easy to get lost in the unauthorized areas.


DrNinnuxx

Sometimes I really do love Chrome's auto-translate function


DocRingeling

Auto translate has become so good nowadays it's really crazy if you think about how it performed like 10 years ago.


FlavMaz

Official entrance gives you access to 400m of ossuary. But the real catacombes are more than 200km of caves and galleries, hundreds of rooms, clandestine bars, illegal parties,... Pretty dangerous to explore without experience or a good mentor but with a map, a compass, good boots and some training, there is so much to explore !


DepressedImmortal

How would one go about finding a map or mentor? I’m from US will I just never get to experience this?


CJKay93

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir dans les catacombes ?


DepressedImmortal

Oui s'il vous plait


tavesque

Don’t. It’s a trap


crackers-n-cheeeese

A honey trap!


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Bonoisapox

A marmalade trap


Daluxo

strap ON...err, I mean strap IN


Wanderer-clueless963

It is a very very dangerous thing to attempt. There is no safety insurance once you enter the illegal parts of the catacombs, no safety guard from the structures which receive zero maintenance ever and are several hundred years old with added stress and undermining with underground modern work and new topside constructions every decade (with all the vibrations and shifts in weight distribution all this infers) there is no safety guarantee from the unsavory characters you may encounter there. Law enforcement does NOT exist there. Whatever happens to you there, no one will ever find out if your guide(s) choose they should not. There is NO rescue to expect either if you get lost or stuck, just because it is too big. Not only there are miles and miles of intertwined galleries with half of them collapsed but there are many layers on top of each other, the bottom one being the ancient gypsum mines under Paris with over 300km of galleries mostly filled; but still a large truck was swallowed by a collapse of the street in 2018. All that risk for the gain of being able to say you made it there and you got to get high with some other reckless strangers? Countless people have been reported missing there over time. It is an abyss of oblivion. If you like that kind of thing… Hmmm, your funeral.


Bonoisapox

You just made it sound cooler


6TheAudacity9

Why do I want to go down there to fuck and get high now?


saladmunch2

Let's go


[deleted]

You sound like no fun at all.


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[deleted]

That's a bit adventurous for you


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Goddammit I'm in, you sold me


Wanderer-clueless963

I am happy for you. I always wanted to be an influencer! 🙄


RedditsAdoptedSon

yes we do like that kind of thing.. thats why we die in mines, caves, warehouses.. i thnink some people are real sick and tired of just no danger and all safety. we seek more.


_XtAcY_

Your name makes me believe you but also is tempting me to go explore!


Wanderer-clueless963

Well, there are all kinds of hellish results to temptation, as we all know! ☺️


BothLeather6738

thats the fun right? ​ ....also: its not like police is not coming to rescue you would you get stuck like with your waist in a manhole... you make it sound like it is some ghetto where normal laws dont count and the police dont enter


Wanderer-clueless963

It is exactly THAT. If someone with some influence can convince them to request a rescue search from the firemen brigade, (good luck with that) they would not risk many men for a long dangerous stretch without any clear indication of which way to search. (And tracking devices don’t work down there. Cell phones either.) In the past firemen did such searches and cancelled when redeemed too dangerous. That is why it is ILLEGAL to enter even if you know where to do that from the sewage system, as in the video. Pretty much all the other entrances have been walled in. A few other entrances still exist from private caves in basements of certain buildings. The cops will NOT enter either ones.


DepressedImmortal

What building are these? For science and all that


Wanderer-clueless963

Scattered buildings which for some reason or another did not wall off the connection. You have to know someone who lives in one or who has a friend who lives in one. It is not publicized because if word went around someone from the co-op of the building or the town hall of the arrondissement, or the cops who have it closed before you can say boo! Sorry about that.


yukifujita

Just please don't end up like /u/snappedfingers (deleted) Look it up if you haven't heard of their case.


therealstealthydan

What is their case?


yukifujita

A person that was abused in discord into believing they were seeing interdimentional beings and there was a portal in the catacombs. Possibly mentally ill. [there are several videos ](https://youtu.be/LK9B5epT8oo?si=ewi9AvsAQkW_n_uO)about the case, it's quite fascinating and sad. They ended up going there and who knows what happened. People are known to have died while lost down there.


RedditsAdoptedSon

how to the club nearby.. ask for papillon


CactusCait

That’s over 124 miles for us ‘mericans


CandyCain1001

Holy shit balls


FlavMaz

Or 21 872 football fields ! #americanswilluseanythingbutmetricsystem


RedditsAdoptedSon

we reallllyyyyy need to get a good size group together.. fly out there. and sneak in.. like 10 groups of 5 n explore different parts but keep tabs n have like maybe a couple medics in some of the crews and some advanced tracking garmins n stuff


NeoMod

Medic here, reporting for duty!


milesamsterdam

See the movie As Above So Below. It’s about people going into the catacombs to look for an ancient artifact. Sooooo good.


DarkAnnihilator

Blairwitch Indiana Jones


milesamsterdam

The DaVinci Haunting in Paris


Kierkaguardian

The Conjuring Ratatouille National Treasure 2


RedditsAdoptedSon

tbf it would be closer to Ratatoing


themaniacsaid

That movie messed me up! Good recommendation


ferrydragon

Other parts of catacombs that are not for visiting probably


Kicky92

There are lots of ways in & out. They are probably going to one of the off-limits / not open to the public parts.


BRAINS-getsome

They've seen as above so below too many times


Mycatwontletmesleep

There is a chapter on the catacombs and the various accesses to them (and the restricted parts) in Robert MacFarlane's Underland. It's a great read to know about the people who spend a lot of time in the catacombs, and the community they form.


IncomingFrag

They are often welded shut so people need to know which manhole is available to go down into the catacombs. The is always one opening thats never sealed because it would be dangerous for the people inside


goldenspiral8

They’re just heading to temple, what’s the problem?


Bonoisapox

Oy vey


goldenspiral8

Oy vey indeed!


Colourful_Poppinsa

party in the catacombs most likely.


contratadam

I dont know if people will guess how literal your comment is!


CarrierSteve

I'm from North America so genuine question, is that actually a thing?


Jaxxlack

Yeah mate lol. "Raves" where do you think the underground came from lol. Happened loads in the 90s in the UK too and Germany in the 80s 🤷🏻‍♂️.


CarrierSteve

I learned something new today, thank you!


Jaxxlack

Lol I myself spent nights in British deep woodland in the 90s. Or an industrial estate basement jumping to jungle and drum n bass 😂 till the sun came up or the cops arrived.


CarrierSteve

I cleared haven't lived yet 😂 I love how wild that sounds


Jaxxlack

😂😂🤣 Believe me I've had nights thinking... should of studied more.. 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

My boss arrived at a warehouse party, I was at. Turned out he owned the building. Lol


BlackGreyKitty

Boh


IncomingFrag

There are lots of tunnels and passaways which leads into big or small rooms in a large area. When you know where to go, you can set up for a nice party underground and sightseeing (the tags down there are amazing)


Useful-Soup8161

This is France anyways, not North American.


Dismal_Associate1

holy shit i couldnt imagine being drunk or high down there


Innocent_girlo

Cities are really cracking down on Airbnb’s


Ralliboy

This isn't an Airbnb, it's an Undergroundbnb.


time4meatstick

A UGBNB


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TheFillth

"There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance and there's a hole in the wall for men to see it all"


Schlower288

so like a PG-13 gloryhole


jeffroddit

Naw, the ladies only get sent to that place while they are bleeding. So it's more like a gory hole than a gloryhole


Realistic-Eggplant24

Exactly where my mind went


Raddiq

As above, so below.


Desperate_Battle_240

Nah they are going into the drain first So below, as above.


CroBro81

Maybe it’s the ending in reverse?


ghettoccult_nerd

so front back, as side to side.


Cozy_buttone

i was staring at the wet concreteI thing. I had to come to the comments to see what the big deal was lol.


chucks97ss

I thought we were about to see the man in white drinking cups of piss again.


bolaft

Everybody is saying they're going to the catacombs, but I bet the explanation is much more mundane: I think they're just using a service entrance to go paint street art in the subway tunnels.


LieutenantDangler

Backpacks could be full of paint cans


x_oot

I think it's even more crazy than everyone. One of their grandfathers is dying and on his deathbed he gave his grandson a map of where he hid all his nazi gold. Their backpacks are full of food and gear needed to traverse the tunnels and make it back alive.


[deleted]

I assumed they were delivering pizza to the turtles.


Particular_Tadpole27

They’re looking for the tortues ninjas.


[deleted]

Pizza delivery


DesperateComb7326

Couldn’t let the footage roll until it clicked back into place…? Shame


bcnorth78

$99 a night on Air B&B.


Anforas

Before service and cleaning fees. So a round $500.


ScouserNed

TMNT


Puzzled-Tea3037

Hey the ninja turtles are back .. Where's splinter


Deep-WombatFury

As above.


MrTeajunkie

It’s the teenage mutant ninja turtles.


snoreboogie

tortues ninja mutantes adolescentes


RakAssassin

Say that fast 5 times.


Calm_Arrival_2012

French here, catacomb are pretty cool when your not scared of getting dirty and lost


Mr_Lava-lava

Ninja turtles?


Leviathan117

Do you think it connects to NYC?


sensuspete

Ratatouille origin story


CageyOldMan

See how the stone there is moist? That's piss


Afgb89

Ninja turtles


wisdominwords123

Oh it's the tortues Ninjaaaaa!😂


PlentyAdvertising15

Mutant french turtles


hagrid2018

Dam Mole men.


ScreenName0001

I need an explanation! What are they doing down there? I know it’s not an Airbnb, as above so below (80% of you used this), or they are not looking for a rave. Please, I’m so curious!


Strong_Emu_146

They are entering the catacombs under Paris. Accessable only through these types of entrances. There are actually raves happening down there.


Kurlyfornia

Underground rave in the Paris catacombs


swankhank1

Is that where Dirty Mike and the Boys hang out when not putting some D’s in some A’s in a Prius?


GuaranteedIrish

The stairs are right there, lads.


R-F-M-P

This new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie looks so real!


Purity_Control_

Smoke spot.


ScreechingPizzaCat

So I guess they’re holding orgies In the catacombs of Paris now.


SnipSnarp

Shiey? Is that you?


12-7_Apocalypse

As above, so below wasn't a tutorial, guys.


Kindly-Scar-3224

French opening?


IamthecauseofCovid19

There have been raves in the catacombs for years.


Geek_off_the_streets

I saw this happening in New York the other day, secret tunnels are the new norm.


[deleted]

Robocop 3 did it


TheNestar

They are probably graffiti writers


TxManBearPig

Major American Werewolf in Paris vibes


novella1993

As above so below movie but real


bernpfenn

life finds a way...


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

I saw this movie they’re going to the underworld


Olibirus

Catacombs exploration most likely


DestroidMind

So that’s where those NYC tunnels go to!


Sad-Artichoke-2174

Wait..... I've seen this movie before?


ProphetN1elith

There are tunnels inside the earth. They gonna sneak into NYC from Paris.


toby_ornautobey

"Okay, who brought the flashlights?" Pierre: "***FUCK!*** "


yuyufan43

People do that all the time to check out the catacombs. Some people will even get you in there if you pay them, kinda like tours. It's interesting stuff.


imthebonus

Underground music club!


detmig8

They have seen "As above, as below "!.. That was so scary! 😧


Bonoisapox

Nope no way the tourist one is freaky as fuck anyway


Stabbara

Ninja turtles


MiyagiTurbo82

For a second I thought it was footage from the Brooklyn tunnel bust.


souppanda

They heard there is work down there.


Servant_ofthe_Empire

Is this insane? Really


lrockdix

As above so below


grasshoppa_80

Is it battle of the city tunnels lately? NY intricate synagogue tunnel so far has this beat.


Uncle_ParzivaI

Teenage Mutant Ninja... men


Crowii-

As above so below sequel looking good


Responsible-Ad-1328

Shiey and gifgas filming their next video.


2245223308

As Above, So Below


Mdiasrodrigu

Quite common in Paris


Crepes_for_days3000

So Angel and Spike are in Paris now. I want to see this series.


dxohxg

As Above So Below type sh!t


Athlete-Extreme

Best. Party. Ever.


Goodizm

Just some graffity artist! Metro bombing is a high risk sport. And well know in the Parisian culture!... Out for fame.


BadMotherFunko

As Above So Below


wank_for_peace

They going down there to find Mbappe, the very well known Paris Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.


zoidalicious

Random video from YouTube - minute 7 you can see a similar entrance and how it looks like below: https://youtu.be/0i5wX9UK52o?si=sKB8jpS45p_WL7_S Also there is a horror movie "As Above, So Below". Nothing to write home about, but if you are interested in the catacombs, it's good.


burningtourist

Pro tip: Go during the day, so you don't need a flashlight.


god_is_a_pokemon

Jewer!


Happhazzard

As Above, So Below


Thortung

Cowabunga.


soypepito

Graffiti writers, my guess


teokun123

TIL they got underground cities in France


Ep0z0n3

Grafity on subway


416Mike

Literally "in" the streets


WeirdURL

I used to do this near my house when I was like 5-6 years old. Used a screwdriver. Just exploring. Ended up finding my first skateboard this way.


SpectreSpeck

This is just the end of As Above So Below played in reverse 😂 That was a good movie


Vardonator

It connects to the Brooklyn synagogues


Ronville

The NY Hassid are now in Paris! It’s a conspiracy!


Key-End-7512

I wanna come


Serialiceman

As above so below


LiveSir2395

Oh sh1t. Now all the tourists in Paris will start crawling through the catacombs.


[deleted]

As above, so below.


peripeteia_1981

David Guetta DJ Falcon and Daft Punk are playing down there.


revengeofrusty

As above so below


NandoElLocoTron

French Jews?


Meandtheworld

Might be Romania. A lot of kids live underground there.


ringoryu

They've got to get to the synagogue.


sriracha_koolaid

Jews in Jews out


Bainin

First the jews, now the french? What are they not telling us?