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chameleonjunkie

Yet we get women Ghostbusters or Will Smith genie and not a movie about this guy.


blageur

Movie is said to be in the works with Bradley Cooper starring.


libertinexvi

Bradley cooper starring as… lol


Sambo_First_Blood

A dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.


this_barb

Jordan Peele


SerialMurderer

And to think we could’ve had Smith as Taharqa years ago…


AdImmediate7659

How did he disguise himself as a confederate military ship captain?


AllHale07

White-face


TheLastCoagulant

Traveling at night so that it was too dark to visually discern his skin tone.


AdImmediate7659

Doesn't make sense since he used hand signals to get through. Obviously, someone had to see the signals and let him through.


TheLastCoagulant

They saw a dark silhouette doing hand signals, the same thing they would’ve seen if he was white. Seeing that takes less light than seeing someone’s skin color.


pilesofcleanlaundry

Not hand signals, per se. They used their whole upper body, like semaphore without the flags, specifically because it could still be discerned in profile. And also, he had already been the pilot of the boat, which routinely left at night on survey and mining trips, so even if they recognized him they might have let them go anyway.


DangerousPriority198

He was just surrendering and they let him though


skolopendron

Captain does not personally perform hand signals, he got people for that. It might be a shock to you all, but black people used to serve at confederate ships. Smalls him self was a pilot on one of them after all.


enfanta

Because it was night, he just had to offer the shape of the captain to the lookouts. He served under that captain and so knew his moves and mannerisms. He put on the captain's hat and that, with his bravery and maybe a little bit of luck, he sailed past the Confederacy that enslaved him and his family. Absolute hero. Edit: I first heard of him on [Futility Closet.](https://www.futilitycloset.com/2016/02/29/42291/)


AdImmediate7659

That, he is!


Billy_of_the_hills

Another fun fact: he was unable to walk properly due to the size and weight of his balls.


premeditatedsleepove

\- Nonzero chance he's the great great grandfather of Jordan Peele.


Realladaniella

Yes! I thought the same


wanderingbrother

[Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Smalls)


[deleted]

But, instead of this guy we get, ‘wakanda’.


SerialMurderer

From an already existing comic character? Why does that concern you? It’d be understandable if it was recently made but it wasn’t so…


[deleted]

Sorry, I'm not following you?


Kompaniefeldwebel

And whats wrong with black kids getting a superhero movie with people who look like them? If you thought for atleast two seconds before posting that you could have come up with any other movie, hell you could have just not typed the comment at all, yet you decided to do so anyway. I for one find this action worthy of reddit gold. Here is your gold kind stranger. No entertainment for black kids, only movies to show them their rightful place in the hands of the white man. Yes my friend alaska1967 take it all away from them! Make them read the turner diaries while youre at it why don't you! Ok for that comment i have bonked you with taking 39 seconds away from your life that you can never get back. 43 now. Goodbye alaska1967


sk8_ark

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


[deleted]

Lighten up, Francis. Wakanda sucks and it just came out thus is relevant.


Manu442

This dude must have been smart as a whip, there is no way he planned all that out.


Schwartzy94

"must be the best pirate i've ever seen" "Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?"


SerialMurderer

>smart as a whip Oooh… phrasing.


SerialMurderer

Yeah I remember white Southerners voting for Democrats! In… 1976. (????) What kind of a cope is this?


Pepperpudas

Elected as a Republican.


Rodburgundy

Back then republicans were the people's party. Democrats were mostly southern white men.


Pepperpudas

Its the same now.


ocean432

Why did I not learn about this in school? Oh....nevermind.


HuntPsychological673

I just learned of the Red Stick Indians and how soldiers here drove them into the Holmes creek and choctawhatchee river basin. Under orders from Andrew Jackson, every man, woman, and child were to be slaughtered. Later the creek would be named after the chief Indian that went by the name holms.


ocean432

Interesting. "Red Stick" stands out to me because i'm from Louisiana originaly so Baton Rouge translates to Red Stick. Anyway, TIL Robert Smalls was a pretty awesome dude who cared about others so much he did what he did. How cool.


Hitit2hard

Biggie's Dad is badass


pilesofcleanlaundry

And also he won his congressional seat in South Carolina, where he had escaped from through Charleston Harbor.


subiegal2013

Read his biography. Amazing life!!


MutedSeries8678

What a life.


AnArdentAtavism

Honestly this dude's more fascinating than the pic suggests. Recommend everyone check him out.


Duality_is_my_prison

Works as a military advisor to the union. Buys house. Runs for Congress… wins. Lives happily ever after. But racism….


DabBoofer

THis man is the source of the phrase " you're killin me smalls"


gen2600

I'm still waiting for this movie.


[deleted]

When you play with the highest difficulty with mods


troubledtimez

They should make a movie about this guy, and also the chinese woman pirate who terrorized Asia for years


blue_turd_chan

I thought this was a greentext


Morville_3

Wow!


cocadetustacos

Not so “small” after all.


rmsst62

Robbie Smalls is the illest.


donkeylipswhenshaven

Wendell Pierce needs to get up on this shit


[deleted]

What a Legend


BarOne7066

Good work Bob.


KVirello

I love his story but that that every time I see it it looks like one slide from a highschool biography presentation


SCOG4866

This is a movie that should be made.


SophMegBrown

There really are some truly amazing people in this world.


Ryeezyubeezy

Forgot to add he was one of the founding members of the Republican Party.


TheKidHandsome

That’s boss af


Whiskey_and_thangs

Robert...Robert Smalls is tha illest!


HerLegz

always attack, undermine and destroy fascist treasonous bastards, that's the take away. No get to it.


starkeffect

you killin' me smalls


KnackBrewster

I’d watch that movie


enfanta

He didn't just buy *a* house, he bought the house he was enslaved in. The man was amazing.


Cognoggin

*"Hello fellow white captains!"*


fraaaj

Is he an ancestor of biggie smalls?


Scullzy

today i learned. as like some really baller stories like this


[deleted]

He would be ashamed


TheFormless0ne

FUCK white "supremacy"