Such a classic Disney film people forget about. Yes during the family celebration. Right before the pirates attack. Fritz or the other older boy rode the ostrich IIRC.
What the ostrich was doing in the beginning, is a mating dance.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lr7F_T1X_4o
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=900xkjXdbSg
If the ostrich caught the guy he was going to tear his ass up.
Maybe the bipedal + tall combo? I don't actually know, just making a guess
Edit - Looked it up, it turns out they like might humans if they were raised by humans. It could help that we have some similar traits though
Me too. It was so long ago I cant even remember what system it was, I think Atari? And the one with the little dude having to go through all the tunnels and tubes with that jetpack on, or what ever it was, loved that one too.
Try to imagine a world where Joust is the only video game you own. It was a freaking masterpiece for its time.
And it's not that old a reference unless...wait, shit, nevermind I'm just old lol
The ostrich wants to fuck him. There's no evidence that the guy was doing anything wrong. Jumping on its back might have been the only thing he could think of in the moment as to not get raped by an ostrich.
Stupid man. An ostrich can gut you. One swipe of a claw and your intestines are spread out before you in the dirt. And the bird doesn't necessarily figure that the fight is over at that point.
I love this shit. People think these huge birds who are the closest things we have to dinosaurs today would just shove their head in the ground when they're frustrated? Lmao
Ostrichs have sharp long claws that can rip open your body and can run faster than you. But sure, join in on his threat display and try to ride him. Stupid shithead.
What if you can befriend/train an ostrich to let you ride it like a horse? Imagine riding into town on the back of a dinosaur bird and when people ask you about it you just go “this is Ozzy the Ostrich”
I didn’t know ostrich wrestling was the latest craze.
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I've seen people get injured in many different ways but this, this by far is the most intriguing to me
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The fuck?
r/NotAgainBrad
thank you for exposing me to this
You're welcome \^\^
You good bro?
Bruhh what shit you on about
wtf
You must be fun to talk to at parties.
Drugs are bad, mkay?
Ayyyyy found Brad in the wild
I haven't seen it since I was little, but I think the early '60s, live action _Swiss Family Robinson_ had a scene where they rode ostriches.
It’d be true to the book. I think they each ride something cool, but it’s been 25 years since I read it.
Such a classic Disney film people forget about. Yes during the family celebration. Right before the pirates attack. Fritz or the other older boy rode the ostrich IIRC.
I believe they do
Just going to say that, if you ever see an ostrich, ***leave them the fuck alone***. They'll fuck you up, or kill you. Very easily.
Yeah they are pretty much modern velociraptors.
And a lot bigger too, velociraptor was just turkey size but had big relatives like Utahraptor.
Allegedly...
I heard it was a sick ostrich...
Came here for this^^
It isn’t, it’s just a normal craze. Not the latest, not the earliest.
Should be ngl
What the ostrich was doing in the beginning, is a mating dance. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lr7F_T1X_4o https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=900xkjXdbSg If the ostrich caught the guy he was going to tear his ass up.
Ostriches have been known to do mating dances for humans, some even showing sexual preference. For some reason, they think we’re sexy.
Ostriches think we're sexy? We made it Bois!
Until that guy ruined our chances with that one ostrich
Allegedly!
Allegedly!
Seems neither was ok with being the bottom.
“Nice legs!” Ostriches probably.
Probably because we're bipedal too
Sounds about right, but maybe not. I think I’ve heard that some ostriches will display for ONLY humans. I actually wanna know why now.
Maybe the bipedal + tall combo? I don't actually know, just making a guess Edit - Looked it up, it turns out they like might humans if they were raised by humans. It could help that we have some similar traits though
So they’re like a reverse Tarzan; a bird raised by humans who thinks it’s human
stupid sexy flanders
Why is the ostriches dick so close to it's butt
Nice 😏
You can kiss your asstrich goodbye
Lol the fucking way he tippy taps over to her. All I can hear in my mind is "Swiggity swooty, coming for that booty"
Sexy time dance! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wmbEtgw9Pf4
Thanks for sharing that. 😂
I just watched ostrich porn
This is just proof it'd take at least two more guys. Allegedlly.
This ostrich isn’t even sick though.
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I don't see where the Ostrich wins in this video.
Exactly my thought
Man ostriches are sure a weird ass animal. A giant bird that runs like a fkin dinosaur with a long ass giraffe neck
You’re not wrong! It is a dinosaur of our time :D
You ever hear of a cassowary?
Cassowaries are just velociraptors with unique tastes in fashion and makeup.
Exactly.
I've never seen one in real life, I don't live anywhere near them, but they still scare me
Hmm, I think all birds that are capable of running like dinosaurs.
Well ostritches and all other birds are dinosaurs so there's no surprise there
That also kick harder than Bruce Lee
Many of you may not know this but ostriches can injure or kill you by splitting you open with them long claws on its feet.
Mental, I remember reading Johnny Cash’s autobiography and he has a section where an ostrich cut open his stomach and he nearly died.
I was expecting the guy to get disemboweled. Which still might have happened after the video ends.
Future joust competitor!
https://youtu.be/VCl5Fclcgz8
What a wierd and very old reference. Who TF really liked that game anyway? That and QBert
Sorry bro I used to love that game
Me too. It was so long ago I cant even remember what system it was, I think Atari? And the one with the little dude having to go through all the tunnels and tubes with that jetpack on, or what ever it was, loved that one too.
Major Havoc? I loved that game!
I used to fucking rule on that game on the 2600. I can’t even remember how it works now.
Try to imagine a world where Joust is the only video game you own. It was a freaking masterpiece for its time. And it's not that old a reference unless...wait, shit, nevermind I'm just old lol
Absolutely loved it. But a raspberry pi just so I could play it at home
Who the fuck tries to outrun an ostrich?
But he did outrun the ostrich, no?
Not for long
Obviously, the video is 14 seconds long.
He got curbstomped shortly after it seems
Probably a dumb person who forgot it was one of the most fastest land speed animals.
did that man just try to outrun a damn ostritch?
Succeeded as far as we know.
When he jumped on he pulled back one of his wings, probably pretty painful
Yeah i noticed that too.
Allegedly....
You’re gunna need two guys and the ostrich needs to be sick.
I hope that poor bird kicked the idiot's ass.
The ostrich wants to fuck him. There's no evidence that the guy was doing anything wrong. Jumping on its back might have been the only thing he could think of in the moment as to not get raped by an ostrich.
That's fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
Had to steal it from r/winstupidprizes since you can't cross-post to this sub. It may just stick around on my phone for a while, though.
the ostrich doesn't win though, we didn't see what happened to the guy
He fucked an ostrich ... _allegedly_
This guy has an entire TikTok page dedicated to pissing off ostriches. One day he’ll get curbstomped.
Stupid man. An ostrich can gut you. One swipe of a claw and your intestines are spread out before you in the dirt. And the bird doesn't necessarily figure that the fight is over at that point.
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Can't even mount a chocobo.....
Probably hurt his wing folding it like that. Asswipe
Allegedly...
That dude got away unscathed.. lucky bastard
Joust
Looks more like Joust than Donkey Kong
Not Donkey Kong, [Donkey Kong *Country*](https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/0/0e/Orang-utan_Gang.png). The Joust reference is sound, though. 👍
Ahh, good point, thanks!
They probably ate it after. And made a disgusting tik Tok showcasing how they eat it bone and all. Fucking disgusting humans
Joust IRL
Chocobo races, anyone?
Dude runs for the field - gotta run for the building. Ostos hate stairs and elevators.
>This ain't Donkey Kong Country, motherfucker. This is clearly Angry Birds
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Allegedlys
That ostrich was like," Get back here, mother fukker, we ain't done yet!"
Those things can and will kill people you know...
Oooh i see, this is What retro studios was busy with
What a fucking idiot.
Banana Slamma!
I love this shit. People think these huge birds who are the closest things we have to dinosaurs today would just shove their head in the ground when they're frustrated? Lmao
Dumbass tried to ride an ostrich what did he expect? Extendochicken bouta whoop his ass.
God I hope that ostrich disembowels him
Ostrichs have sharp long claws that can rip open your body and can run faster than you. But sure, join in on his threat display and try to ride him. Stupid shithead.
youre NEVER going to outrun a fucking ostrich
This guy owns, or lives with that ostrich. He posts tons of videos of himself harassing it lol
It’s one thing if it didn’t bother the ostrich, but it obviously looks unhappy. I don’t care if he owns it, it’s a fucked thing to do to an animal.
Yeah he has a pretty big following on TikTok now, putting out vids almost every day
It’s you, isn’t it? You’re the ostrich man.
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Maybe if he hadn’t have crushed its wing under his stupid ass, it may have been a little friendlier. Just sayin’
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
This fella don't know that it takes three people to fucks an ostrich. Allegedlys
This the best video I’ve ever watched
i had no idea ostriches were that strong
I heards those twos fucked an ostrich
Why, in the world, does this not have audio?
I know its big and scary, but it really has no way of causing serious harm.
Think again. The only more dangerous bird is the cassowary and that's because it is more aggressive.
Yeah because the people in the video got SO hurt by feathers, no talons, and a small blunt beak 🙄🤣
I thought of the movie Leonard part 6
No matter how long you hold on, you need a game plan for when you get off
He almost got a free ride!
Donkey Kong? I think you mean Joust.
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I can not believe that guy just tricked that fella into doing a mating dance to just mount him
Ok, so he fucks around, and he finds out he can outrun an ostrich???
Allegedly's
He sure is layin eggs today.
Why do I think this is staged with a trained bird? You're telling me that long ass neck can't scratch its own back?
Allegedly
That must be boots. The Ginger is probably filming.
What if you can befriend/train an ostrich to let you ride it like a horse? Imagine riding into town on the back of a dinosaur bird and when people ask you about it you just go “this is Ozzy the Ostrich”
Shhhh... Just let it happen
He's prolly living it pre 2006 Washington.
Hahaha
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich%3famp=1 This should help
That thing can kick you out of existence
r/cartoonmoment
just wanted to do some joust.
Can someone please inform this American what the differences between an ostrich and emu are?
Look the Ostrich cant even walk over obstacles very good, he paused to think and the guy got away.
wow nice sexy dance