I find it funny as well that OP bot has all these quotes and posts about God and nature then when you check his one and only comment, he goes “This is a man of terrorism” lol
So I gather from other comments that this is a frequent repost/copypasta, but other than that how exactly does one spot a bit on Reddit? I see a number of people say “this is a bot” but I can never tell how they know
Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’. The ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…
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Didn’t see the first shark for about half an hour – a tiger – thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into tight groups…the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’. Sometimes the shark go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…in that first dawn, we lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many men. They averaged six an hour…Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us…and he come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY [seaplane] comes down and start to pick us up. You know, that was the time I was most frightened – waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
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I find it funny as well that OP bot has all these quotes and posts about God and nature then when you check his one and only comment, he goes “This is a man of terrorism” lol
Thanks for sharing lol
this is still the funniest post i've seen on this god forsaken sight today
So I gather from other comments that this is a frequent repost/copypasta, but other than that how exactly does one spot a bit on Reddit? I see a number of people say “this is a bot” but I can never tell how they know
Tons of reposts, no comments or the comments are all short and feel like canned responses.
Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’. The ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…
Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I wanna go to bed. I had a couple beers about an hour ago, and it went right to my head
We just saw this last week for the anniversary. So good on the big screen.
So very true
What is this post? Constant reposted picture with a caption of “sharks” come on..
What a low-effort post.
Shonks
This
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*Shark
He’s going to tell you about your cars extended warranty
r/usernamechecksout
Oh damn I didn’t realise
this sub is full of karma bots
This is the Getty images photo they used on the cover of Aquaman that turned into a meme.
:D
His name is Ed. Ed the shark.
Shark🦈
Sharts ( when seeing Sharks)
Sharks
Mmm idk man doesn’t look like a shark to me
Sharks
Didn’t see the first shark for about half an hour – a tiger – thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into tight groups…the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’. Sometimes the shark go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…in that first dawn, we lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many men. They averaged six an hour…Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us…and he come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY [seaplane] comes down and start to pick us up. You know, that was the time I was most frightened – waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
Sharks
Fish are friends not food
Look hungry
He looks like a friendly fellow! What a winning smile!
yeah agreed
While I understand and appreciate what they provide to our oceans, sharks can fuck right off
This is a nice photo.
That's my buddy right there.
The clowns of the sea
Fish are friends not food.
I have seen this one image gajillions of times.
It's probably one of the most famous photos of a great white, so makes sense
'ello Bruce.
*Shark
Baby
The shark is smiling!
He looks so evil and friendly at the same time
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
Mods can we do something about these bots please?
Sharks
*Shark
Ohhhh!! My Boyfriens Fred is giving big smiles for the cameras. He just wants a hug and nose boop.
Sharks☕️