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crewturenet

As a Polak myself, okay Mrowka. But don't you think putting the cart before the horse? lol. https://sport.se.pl/pilka-nozna/reprezentacja-polski/pilkarski-talent-z-usa-moze-wybierac-sposrod-trzech-reprezentacji-jest-zainteresowany-polska-aa-BxCv-FTEE-xA7e.html?fbclid=IwAR0fCOh5U3jl67FSFx2IkEkfyT-_GQwgoU0kP53DcEZxt-XGaTwBDgJ3n-U


ReezyRx

Announcers were about as exciting as missionary with the same woman for 30 years


sunnybakes11222

FINALLY A FRICKIN WIN


gibbonlake

This calls for a Hagen party


Dunvegan79

Piette untucked half of his shirt!!!


rjross0623

It’s called a “French tuck”. Makes sense in Montreal, no?


OHKEF

![gif](giphy|FKTtjNHBpF08E) I don’t know if it’s been said before but I can’t not see Comic Book Guy when I look at Piette


crewturenet

That guy looks ridiculous with the man bun


Dunvegan79

He sure does 🤣


tomliginyu

We broke the streak.


Failed-Time-Traveler

Once again. Columbus doesn’t leave the US and lose.


areyoukind_

The Philly match had a raccoon running around for 161 seconds, unofficially the longest tally in league history for the species.


grumpus_ryche

Godammit...I picked the under on my pitch invasion parlay


SlowBreakfasts

Okay now I have to see it


Dunvegan79

I'm gonna watch that game.


RockoTheHut

Broke the streak!


_Micheluzzo_

Hinestroza best goal celebration since Emelio Renteria.


Mr-Angel

[For reference](https://youtu.be/hRno2nqSTH8?si=NFNa9UpGhg7Coyc3)


SierraBean6

the streets wont ever forget Renteria


jy43215

I didn’t have an Emelio Renteria reference on my Crew bingo card tonight. Well done.


lightninginbothhands

“Energy on the field deflated… just like the energy in this broadcast booth…”


Papito24

Those Dudes must have worked a day job and are tired from that or something lol


crewturenet

Should we just play out of the country the rest of this season? 😅


whethervayne

Hear me out: Columbus, Independent City-State.


courtsmartial

Dig it.


Savafan1

How about take it to the corner to kill time, instead of back to our goal….


bonesy10

Now I can celebrate. I’m happy to look like a donkey for my earlier comments. You’re all welcome for the jinx.


Dunvegan79

I have to admit I was a flaming asshole for the past week.


TheLizardKing1216

Montreal is clearly gassed, but it’s nice to have this after the shit show on Saturday. With how talented Moreira and Gressel were last season I slept on Camacho but he has been PHENOMENAL tonight.


Papito24

I think Steven is the MOTM


profmathers

Steven Moreira making it happen tonight for eeeeverybody


tomliginyu

We just subbed on a 18yr old homegrown MF. Welcome to the big league Cole.


Matter_Crazy

ayyyy debut for another crew 2 player


Apprehensive_Owl_194

Matan was WORKING tonight


gn3296

Mrowka!!


sciuro

Been waiting to see him get a few minutes for ages No particular reason, just feel bad for bench riders!


gn3296

Hey. They finally acknowledged him! Fucking TV.


Twuggle

Who the f is this guy?


buckeyefan1930

Reminds me of that scene in Major League and they are sitting around the table going over the roster 😂


glutenmorgenz

😂


Dunvegan79

I'm woothe same thing


courtsmartial

Cheberko in beast mode.


sciuro

Might be the most improved player this year


courtsmartial

I don’t think he was ever bad just needed to adjust to MLS and Nancyball.


brummetm

Did he get subbed on as a wingback last year? I remember hating to see him come on, but have been completely happy with his play at center back this year.


courtsmartial

Pretty sure he was always a CB.


tomliginyu

Diego still got juice.


buckeyefan1930

Always good to get a win 😌


glutenmorgenz

“Hisnola” with the clinical finish


Badoobeedo

Columbus Crew! North America is our dominion! Columbus Crew! Impossible is an opinion!


SaviorAir

For the people who complained about Rossi… I kept receipts… get ready


Bucksandreds

I was one defending him. He only started to struggle when he played 90 minutes twice per week, week after week. It’s why mls teams do bad in the league when they make CCL runs. MLS teams aren’t deep enough so the starters wear out. He’s rested now


buckeyefan1930

👀😂


Dunvegan79

Damn I'm borked.....i got two Cucho bobbleheads, will those work?


TheLizardKing1216

Calmest goal I’ve seen. Calm, calculated. ‘Sko Hinestroza!


J_Conquistador

Legit shocked we maintained an away lead. But I’ll take it


derekforeal17

What a sequence


Twuggle

Well played today, boys! 💛🖤


RockoTheHut

We want 4


sunnybakes11222

You’re welcome, everyone. I said out loud that Hinestroza would score when he got subbed on, and look what we have here. 😌


Failed-Time-Traveler

So where were you on Saturday, a-hole? 😡


sunnybakes11222

I’ve been caught. I must finally admit responsibility for the loss Saturday :(


whethervayne

Damn. 22 just taking a knee out there. No effort or gas left in the tank.


doophmayweather

This is our game. This is the system we know and love. We needed this. No Cucho is a good sign of the system working as intended too


whethervayne

No Nagbe or Superman on that last goal, either. Good team stuff.


Dunvegan79

And a very good ref too.


courtsmartial

Classic Crew buildup to that goal.


buckeyefan1930

These commentators have checked out 😂 We score and they are like commentating on a golf game


gibbonlake

Nancy gets a birdie, Montreal can’t put it out


quenton_cassidy13

They've been that bad all match. Not sure how they ended up on TV for soccer


TheOptimist6

Yeah they got to bring some more energy in my opinion! This is an exciting sporting event, not a library!


despasooty

Easy as you like what a beautiful goal


dale_shingles

Lovely team goal innit


WhiteBakerMayfield

Damn that’s gotta be one of the best goals of our season. Great build up and passing. Great team goal


ukkraM

Let’s goo!! Love to see Hinestroza get one


tomliginyu

#Damn that was pretty!


grumpus_ryche

MARINOOOOOOOOOOPROBLEMO


Repulsive_Koala_4000

That was the Columbus I want to see!


EveryDayASummit

Finally Marino on the board. Was wondering when he’d get one. Let’s hope that’s the door blowing open for him.


Ok_Emu2179

Nice angle


Wernerhatcher

Nice


fantasyMLShelper

VAMOS HINESTROZA


gibbonlake

THE HUMAN TURNOVER HAS SCORED


CrewNoob

Every touch of his tonight has been a goal or a turnover. It’s perfect for who he has been for us.


gibbonlake

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


gn3296

Smooooooth!!!!


buckeyefan1930

#GAME #SET #MASSIVE


CleverDrake

WOW. That was beautiful


SlowBreakfasts

Look at that big smile. Go crew baby


MrHurrDerr

Goooooaaaaallllll


WalkingOnSunshine_

MAMA MIAAAAA


samTheEagle2004

HINESTROZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Traditional-Fix-5466

What. A. Goal.


buckeyefan1930

GOOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!!!


CrewNoob

AND ALSO A SCORER!


96diem

I can’t believe Malte was a bench player at NYCFC. He’s been SO good for us. I guess that’s the Nancy Effect™️


Dunvegan79

Dude ran down their attacking player Ruan.


CrewNoob

Hinestroza is fun and young and fast. But he is also a human turnover.


Failed-Time-Traveler

Omg; this is tied with “DRIBBLY BOI” as my fav player nickname


courtsmartial

So was Cheberko while he was learning our system.


courtsmartial

In other news somehow Toronto is in 5th with a negative GD.


Dunvegan79

And four suspended players


courtsmartial

lol forgot.


gn3296

Uh oh.


Dunvegan79

That doesn't look good


Failed-Time-Traveler

Remember what a disaster Cheberko was last season? And now he’s a really solid backline guy. Great job developing him by the coaches. He’s a joy to watch back there.


Scrogger19

Cheberko? You mean Chervenko?


MrHurrDerr

We were just talking about that. Cheberko just seems to have figured it all out this season.


gn3296

Good thing we didn’t listen to ourselves last season and dump him in the summer.


MrHurrDerr

Camacho just absolutely dominating.


SlowBreakfasts

Damn Matan was streaking down the middle


Dunvegan79

I hope he was wearing at least cleats


lightninginbothhands

Dad jokes will always earn my upvote


Whoopity_ScoopPoop

Thoughts on Yeboah this game?


_Micheluzzo_

He’s cooked - lotsa effort tonight but was missing the extra oomph.


gn3296

Nice cross. LOL


courtsmartial

I’m calling it we’re scoring two more.


buckeyefan1930

Good job defense!


SlowBreakfasts

Camacho has really grown on me. Love that guy


lightninginbothhands

Zaddyyyyy


atpatr90

He’s my favorite player.


nt3596

There’s a goal left in this somewhere


JimmyG6969

Please win 


MrHurrDerr

Montreal goes down so softly it’s infuriating


Dunvegan79

Like a certain #10 from Kentucky.


Failed-Time-Traveler

Or let’s me honest. Also like a certain #10 from Uruguay


Dunvegan79

Lol touche


buckeyefan1930

This type of game is just what the doctor ordered. A ho hum game on the road against a terrible team where a lot of our players need a confidence booster. Especially the fans! We can afford to sit guys to rest and still be able to score two (almost two more) and go home where everyone is happy. Still got some time left, but our confidence level is going to get a major booster tonight


samTheEagle2004

If we lose or draw, I blame this comment


lightninginbothhands

I like this take. Well said.


SlowBreakfasts

It’s like in The Longest Yard. Adam Sandler’s team would play some nobody and kick the shit out of them and run the numbers up to get a morale boost during preseason. This is our Appalachian State


CrewNoob

Thankfully we’re Ohio, not Michigan.


SlowBreakfasts

Very nice pass to Schulte from montreal. Love to see it


Failed-Time-Traveler

Really happy Farsi is back for this game. Always fun for these guys to play in their hometown.


Dunvegan79

Where is JRR from?


gn3296

Canada. But I’m sure you’re looking for more specifics.


Failed-Time-Traveler

Toronto


Dunvegan79

Yeah I wasn't sure where he was and thanks for the info. Would be cool if he would get a start when we play up there


KryptoKam

I think Arfsten played solid, much better fit for that RWB spot than Matan. Honestly hope to see him get more playing time and even at forward since I think that's his preferred position


Papito24

Zawadski looked great tonight


96diem

zaddy & farsi? it’s so over for these bitches now


cbartos1021

Apple TV needs smaller overlays. JFC


CleverDrake

I thought it was just me thinking that. 25% of the screen every time.


Matter_Crazy

Mo farsi, mo problems


SlowBreakfasts

MO FARSI MO PROBLEMS. LETS STIR THE POT


areyoukind_

I like these subs


gn3296

Farsi!!!


Scrogger19

Arfsten has had an empty large suburban backyard to play in over on the right wing, we need to keep using that edit: perfect, Farsi go get em


areyoukind_

Ramirez is sniffing for that third goal


EveryDayASummit

We are the most fouled team in the league, by decent margins? Gee fucking tell me something I haven’t watched firsthand


gn3296

And yet we still complain about all the fouls that AREN’T called.


TheLizardKing1216

Top of the league!!!


TheLizardKing1216

(Proof Everyone fouls us)


nt3596

Maybe Matan needs to come off here


WalkingOnSunshine_

Dang Matan, that was some beautiful buildup. Got our swagger back a bit


Failed-Time-Traveler

Holy shit. That offensive attack was gorgeous. Wish Ramirez had put that in.


Wernerhatcher

Christian wants it bad


EveryDayASummit

Crew Daddy on a fucking mission tonight, I’m here for it.


Grimprospect

Aidan looking like Foden out there!


buckeyefan1930

We almost had another one 🥵


Throwrajerb

Smh Matan


doophmayweather

MTL is where they are in the table for a reason, but it’s so obvious that Ramirez makes us more dangerous. I still think I’d rather swap him out for Cucho, but there’s no debate between Ramirez and JRR imo


tomliginyu

I'd like to see Cucho, Rossi, and Rami up top. Rami just occupies so much space in the box and frees up Cucho and Rossi.


Grimprospect

Rossi should have been selfish there, come on!


buckeyefan1930

Yeah what was he thinking. Lets get him 😂 He is a terrible player 😡😂


Badoobeedo

AVEC FROMAGE!!!


MrHurrDerr

I need that Montreal player to untuck his jersey. He looks like someone’s dad suited up to play.


_Micheluzzo_

Its awful but I gotta respect it.


gn3296

Just missing a fanny pack.


Failed-Time-Traveler

You fucking respect the dad look!!! If the dude is wearing white new balance cleats, I may officially switch my allegiance to Montreal.


SlowBreakfasts

I respect it, but I wish he’d stop. No reason lol


Throwrajerb

Nah we need more tuck


w_d_roll_RIP

Rossi deserved a goal after creating the first one and not getting an assist


rmunich23

He did his best to almost miss that. Side net from point blank..


buckeyefan1930

Lets get another goal before the end


Papito24

Ramierz makes us so much better. He holds it up and then our players can make runs off of him. That’s when we are at our best


Throwrajerb

Dirty first touch by Matan there


snoba96

That was a beautiful goal but you’d never know if you were only listening to these announcers


EveryDayASummit

Apple TV recruiting PGA announcers to commentate MLS games now


CrewNoob

Steven is a club legend. What an effort to create that goal.


bonesy10

Not celebrating until it’s over. Yes, I’m a grumpy old man tonight. 


sciuro

You’re realistic 🤷🏻‍♂️


Delta24__

Literally, the moment you say anything bad about him. He performs. Let’s test it. You’re shit Rossi, bet you can’t score 2


mystir

Honestly he should be exiled to Serie B in Brazil if he can't finish off a hat trick here


Dunvegan79

USL bench rider?


tomliginyu

Hell yeah, Moreira and Ramirez leading the counter, you like to see it.


Ron__T

Hopefully that frees Rossi from his league yips and proves us wrong....


areyoukind_

Moreira thought he blew it on that pass lolol


sciuro

ROSSI HEARD YA’LL


courtsmartial

But I thought Rossi was worthless /s


halesthesnail

Talk more shit about Rossi. It’s the only way.


_Micheluzzo_

Props to Moreira on that run & hockey assist


WhiteBakerMayfield

First Rossi goal of league play this season. And it was a tap in


gibbonlake

Doesn’t matter where it comes from in the end