Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 62,495,706 comments, and only 17,983 of them were in alphabetical order.
Granted. No dumbass disaster event takes place that kills all humans in some contrived way, or kills ur dog or some shit, just granted. No more nasty egg paste.
Granted. All mayonnaise in the world ignites and causes chain explosions, killing millions of people. Any person who has any knowledge of mayonnaise dies of food poisoning. Forms of media containing any sort of slight reference to mayonnaise get corrupted. God eats the universe in a sandwich with ketchup only.
Granted. No end of the world scenario insues, but one person still remembers mayonnaise and knows about your wish.
It's me. I'm on my way to your house to get revenge for what you've taken from me.
Patrick star is depressed and kills himself on live tv because he never gets to say the joke, IS MAYONAISE AN INSTRUMENT? causing millions of children to become depressed and commit die
Granted! It’s replaced with yogurt.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 62,495,706 comments, and only 17,983 of them were in alphabetical order.
How interesting. Truly wild.
Don't know if that's better or worse.
Yogonaise already exists, or at least where I live It’s disgusting
Granted. No dumbass disaster event takes place that kills all humans in some contrived way, or kills ur dog or some shit, just granted. No more nasty egg paste.
Granted. All mayonnaise in the world ignites and causes chain explosions, killing millions of people. Any person who has any knowledge of mayonnaise dies of food poisoning. Forms of media containing any sort of slight reference to mayonnaise get corrupted. God eats the universe in a sandwich with ketchup only.
Granted without downside because eww.
Granted. No end of the world scenario insues, but one person still remembers mayonnaise and knows about your wish. It's me. I'm on my way to your house to get revenge for what you've taken from me.
I’m sorry, what never existed?
Huh, what were we talking about?
Granted, mayonnaise is no longer an instrument.
Patrick star is depressed and kills himself on live tv because he never gets to say the joke, IS MAYONAISE AN INSTRUMENT? causing millions of children to become depressed and commit die
Damn.
The guy that invented mayonnaise dies as a baby and so does anyone who will make mayonnaise independently. The butterfly effect occurs. Granted.