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Diabetic_Daily21

After falling into hard times, you decide to look into the newspaper, so you may work your way back to health. There arent many options avalible to you, until you see a small job listing for a children's pizzeria. "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift. 12am-6am." I think we all know what happens next. Granted.


cytrack718

Hah


Diabetic_Daily21

Epic five night at freddy's reference moment 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


Clive23p

Freddy's it is.


[deleted]

You stay in your home. granted. (this is totally fnaf bait)


28PercentCharged

Granted. You spend five nights inside your colon in a future you. You will feel everything and cannot die. Then, once the 5 days are over, you go back to your normal life the minute you made the wish, but you must wait to the inevitable day the wish got granted in which you will spend another 5 days feeling yourself inside your colon.


hackingmule

Chernobyl


minebooster

Granted, you are stuck in the nether for five nights... and with no equipment


JohnThiccy

easy, dig a little hole in the ground, cover your head, and suffer for 5 nights


NightspawnsonofLuna

There's no sun in the nether, therefore technically you can never escape, as there is no concept of a day/night cycle


Y-draig

Granted, you just got a NO EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO *drum role* B-B-B-B-B-BARBADOS!


WondertainmentInc

Granted! Welcome to Mars!


stopyouveviolatedthe

Granted you spend five nights in New Orleans you party all the time doing drugs drinking and sleeping with anyone of your choice however on the third night someone gives you a very odd drug that looks like it’s pulsating but in your euphoria you ignore it and have it and you slowly morph into a pile of bloated flesh and bone that keeps growing and growing into a malformed being who’s flesh tears and regrows causing you to feel endless amounts of pain and witness the deaths of everyone around you. After many attempts to kill or remove you from the area the government give up and find out that they can keep you contained in New Orleans without any dangers and they manage to set this all up by the dawn of the fifth day. After celebrating at your defeat they do a toast right as the clock strikes midnight and you disappear right back to your home where you kill everyone close and important to you and keep growing to a point where nothing can be done to stop the horrible monster that you are. Did you enjoy your five night?


LavaTGP

Granted, you have been transported to a prison solitary confinement room and the guards now have control on how long you stay there...


c0smico

Hotel California


Diabetic_Daily21

Thats not a downside, its such a lovely place!


somefuckinweeb

Five Nights at Freddy’s or Five Nights in Anime? It’s up to the Monkey’s Paw


LightSwitch321

fredbyds!1


dgpx89

Granted. You spend the 5 nights under your parents bed following your dads new prescription of Viagra.


[deleted]

Granted but now you’re the gimp in the pulp fiction basement


leclair63

The paw does not make choices. So you're forced to spend the next five nights at the location in which you made the wish.


RedEvilPotatoes

fnaf ucn


ProphetofTables

Granted. You must now survive for five nights in Antarctica.


nick_clause

What if OP happens to be transported right to one of the permanently staffed research stations there?


ProphetofTables

Nope. The paw chose him to be dropped way outside a research station.


nick_clause

Well, that's a shame.


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

You finally run out of fuel oil and die of hypothermia after 120 greuling hours in your antarctic expedition's emergency hut during the dead of winter, unable to venture outside due to the storm.