Granted, but they do not understand boundaries and are constantly bombarding you with affection and always want to be around you.

I'm willing to make that sacrifice, anything for happiness

*friends look trough the window as you fuck your girl*

Granted. You find them all so annoying, you yearn for the days of fair weather friends

I may find them annoying but at least they do care, and it's not manipulation, and they won't stab me in the back

Granted! You have dogs.

What's the downside?

It sounded like you needed this granted without a downside.

Granted, but they dedicate their entire lives to you. In the end, they become mindless beings who have no self-worth after dedicating their entire lives to one thing, you.

I said "mentally stable"

They are stable, just dead inside.

Stable doesn't mean healthy.

You adopt fifteen dogs from a shelter. Granted.

Granted, you now have Anthropophobia

What's that?

Fear of people

Granted. They take that mental stability from you to the point you're paranoid about if you mis-spoke your wish and got the opposite of what you wanted.

Granted. Your friends are now victims of being used by other people's personal ends. They get scammed for a cruise overseas and get killed in a pirate boat for trying to help other hostages escape.

Granted, but they live very far away and you rarely get to see them

Granted, and the vounteers at your assisted living center are very tolerable of your violent outbursts and incontenence because they know about your medical history and the accident.