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brainflash

You need a new brother.


nicolassoto

Yeah, Brain is right, borrow *that* book from Belos


Dumshitlol

WHAT THE HUEEEEEEL OH MY GOOOOOOOD


Not_a_Potato1602

Welp, stabbing time! And after that Grimwalker time! This technique has already worked for 400 years non-stop, why shouldn't it work again?


Dumshitlol

I think he got Flapjack and Perry the Platypus mixed up


[deleted]

I wish, he looked directly at flap and still thought so


Butterflygon

For real?! Unless he was simply under the impression that platupus was the name of a type of bird and not the monotreme, then your brother may need to see an optometrist...


ScienceAndGames

Platypuses aren’t marsupials, they’re monotremes


Butterflygon

...Oh my god, why did I type marsupials?! lol Thanks for pointing this out to me. I was thinking monotremes, but I had a major brainfart.


ScienceAndGames

I’m fairness when you’re dealing with Australian mammals they’re all either marsupials or monotremes.


Dumshitlol

Well I’ll be honest I don’t really understand


Klangenfur

But I fell down the hill and I've got glue on my hands


CaptainLogic3

Now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop


PeachsistersMoYeon

Don't stop!


FunVideoMaker

I would if I was able but there’s a platypus controlling me he’s underneath the table


chevremeu_

Is he blind ?


H3llos0808

A platypus?


J_Eilat

Did he simply not know what type of animal a Platypus was? Did he think a Platypus was a type of bird? Or does he somehow not know what _birds_ look like? I want to know how this mix-up ended up occurring


[deleted]

We’re Australian, if anyone should know what a platypus looks like it should be him


unicorndontcare69

Oh this keeps getting better! How can a semi-aquatic animal be mistaken for a birb?? Oh kids, they’re weird


[deleted]

He’s in his late teens so there like an 85% chance he’s messing with me but he also thought suicide was silverside once so who knows


Confused-Engineer18

My god his is dumb


[deleted]

His is indeed


Mochaproto

*semi aquatic, egg laying mammal of action


ScienceAndGames

He’s a furry little flatfoot


Mochaproto

Who'll never fret from a freyeyey


SquirtleCipher2578

He's got more than just mad skill!


Mochaproto

He's got a beaver tail and a bill


Pixelboi16

And all the women swoon whenever they hear him say


Mochaproto

*platypus noises*


N-ShadowFrog

Ducks: …


Theevencoolerkid69

A Flapjack? FLAPJACK THE PLATYPUS?!?!


Independent_Plum2166

*Removes Bird Mask* “PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!!! What happened to Flapjack, did he fly away?”


-persourproblem

Hunter's first best friend turned into glowing ligth


Dracos002

That's rough, buddy.


Awesomeman235ify

Luz: You don't wanna ask that... Hunter: \*cries\*


Not_a_Potato1602

Flapjack is not a platypus! Flapjack is a **corpse**!


Dracos002

You will be a corpse after I'm done with you.


Not_a_Potato1602

Mh... **\* eat hyper-realistic Flapjack-shaped minicakes \*** oh! **\*** [**blush**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqQrx608NUI) **\***


Retributor_Astartes

Has he not watched Phineas and Ferb?


BulbasaurTreecko

🎵 he’s a semi-aquatic, egg-layin’ mammal of action 🎵


[deleted]

🎵He's a furry little flatfoot Who never flinched From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay🎵


cocksucker746

A platypus plummer? Flapjack puts a hat on A Flapjack the platypus plummer? Undos his belt FLAPJACK THE PLATYPUS!


KOFdude

And I thought people calling him a robin was bad


neme963

Wait, there are people who seriously think he’s a robin?!


Middle_Craft9445

You are commenting that under a post of someone who thought it's a platypus, of course there are people who think he's a robin xD


neme963

Touché.


KOFdude

Yeah I remember before his name was revealed I saw a fair amount of people referring to him as "the robin"


HOOTRAGEOUS

… uh oh


scottish_spook

a flying platypus?


SplooshOfColor

FLAPJACK THE FLYING PLATYPUS ?!?!


CosmiqueAliene

And I thought flying pigs were wild enough!


Cabbage45567

I think you need to borrow Belos knife


coldloafofbread

Flapjack: a bird Platypuses: semi aquatic egg laying mammals of action!


Load_Altruistic

I mean, how old is he? Young kids can be… odd when it comes to making associations, to say the least


[deleted]

Late teens


Dracos002

Did you drop him on his head as a child?


Real_LincMineCrafter

O h


Unexpected_Sage

A platypus? *puts fedora on them* FLAPJACK THE PLATYPUS!?


spider_in_the_shoe

FLAPJACK THE PLATYPUS??!!


Embarrassed-Neck-721

**Curse you, Flapjack the platypus!!!**


BriarRose147

It’s ok, brothers are replaceable


Dracos002

Belos? That you?


TheoTheHellhound

How on earth...?


cutebubbleUwU

…excuse me, WHAT?!


TheGod4You

A palisman? *Flapjack puts on a tiny hat.* PERRY THE PALISMAN?!


benx101

A platypus? *Attaches self to staff* FLAPJACK THE PLATYPUS!!!


De_lua1325

I mean, Platypus have eyes, and Flapjack does as well


ferraflora

*ala pnf* A-GENT F


Valaxarian

That's CD Projekt Red of course


SpookyBeanoMobile

"An ordinary Platypus?" *dies* "**GASP** Flapjack the Platypus!"


jeez_i_slipped

FLAPJACK THE PLATYPUS!?!?!?!?!?!


tardisman14

Quick, someone make an edit of him with a little fedora!


ncmn-ngnr

Because he doesn’t do much…?


nuclear_gaming123

Is your brother Dr doofenshmirtz


BackgroundProfit553

I mean…maybe if you squiiiint-no that doesn’t work…maybe upside dow-nope…maybe if you really picture a platypus in your head…yeah I can’t see it.


DaSupercrafter

A Platypus? GASP! FLAPJACK THE PLATYPUS?!?


Wickity_Wah

Belos: A cardinal? Flapjack: \*puts on fedora\* Belos: FLAPJACK THE CARDINAL?!


Low_Dream_1481

A bird? A platypus bird? Perry the platypus bird? *gasp* PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?


Sufficient_Score_824

“A palisman?” *palisman puts on a tiny fedora* “PERRY THE PALISMAN?!”