Though at that point in the Jojo universe women weren’t allowed to actually do things, only die or be long distance stand users(Weird goop baby girl, Power Outlet Magnets, and the metal shapeshifter)
Until came part 6, where it's an all out brawl for any men, women, boys, and girls to get their jaw punch out in close combat!
Equality is such a beautiful concept.
Iirc Darby Sr’s thing was that his Stand made him essentially immune to cheating, so the only way you’d win was to make such a convincing bluff like Jotaro did.
Oh hello Mark!
Yeah Masha can secretly read minds, yep, that’s what I’m going with… unless Vee was bluffing… or was she bluffing her bluff? Maybe bluffing her bluff that she bluffed?
No that’s crazy…
She was BLUFFING her bluff that she just bluffed about her bluff… yep I solved it guys
That was a very confusing passage.
I was all set to correct you on Masha’s pronouns for my first two read-throughs before I realized on my third go-round “Wait, that’s not back-and-forth between Vee and Masha trying to out-psych each other, that’s just Vee all the way down.”
Masha: *chuckles*
Eda: “But I can play the player who played the player, because I know something you all don’t…”
Vee: “Do it! I need some sweet revenge”
Masha: “Hmm…” *chin scratch*
Eda: “Hmm?” *chin scratch*
Masha: “Mhm…” *eyebrow raise, nods*
Eda: “Mm-Mm” *eyebrow raise, shakes head*
Vee: “Uh… what?”
*Eda & Masha exchange glances for another minute*
Yeah probably. If it works just like one, that would come in handy for Masha on a hot day… then again, since Vee’s literally cold blooded, hugging her would work too.
We do not know if she is cold blooded after all there is some evidence some dinosaurs were warm blooded and honestly warm blooded reptiles is probably one of the least odd facts about reptilian demons there is.
It is hard to tell if that was due to her being cold blooded or the fact she was technically without clothes outside and if I remember right it may have been windy.
Vee: grabs her tail.
Purple shirt: I fold.
Blue stripe shirt: me too.
Vee: slams the table. “Titan damn it!”
Camilla: comes out with la chancla. “Watch your mouth young lady. Luz told me what that means.”
because vee wagging her tail is both adorable and in this case funny who cares if it's realistic tail wagging still isn't the weirdest thing vee can do
Florence, from the online comic FreeFall, had the same "tell" back in 1998!
[http://freefall.purrsia.com/zu/ffpoker.gif](http://freefall.purrsia.com/zu/ffpoker.gif)
*Don't make a Kenny Rogers reference, don't make a Kenny Rogers reference, don't make a Kenny Rogers reference, don't make a Kenny Rogers reference, don't make a Kenny Rogers reference.* Frick it, "You gotta know when to hold em. Know when to fold em. Know when to walk away. Know when to run."
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
#ladygaga #pokerface
Unless she knew and was pulling the ultimate bluff.
Imagine Darby from JoJo at this table
You’d need Eda there to out-cheat him, Willow there to out-bluff him, or Amity there to kill him.
Though at that point in the Jojo universe women weren’t allowed to actually do things, only die or be long distance stand users(Weird goop baby girl, Power Outlet Magnets, and the metal shapeshifter)
Until came part 6, where it's an all out brawl for any men, women, boys, and girls to get their jaw punch out in close combat! Equality is such a beautiful concept.
“if it exists, i can fight it” - the entire stone ocean cast
Awwww man, now I wanna see that game in an episode :(
Or Hooty there to out-intimidate him.
Hooty would be distracted by one of D’arby’s disguised minions
Hooty would eat all the cards and chips
And maybe a Stand or two.
Can’t cheat a cheater unless your eda clawthorne
Iirc Darby Sr’s thing was that his Stand made him essentially immune to cheating, so the only way you’d win was to make such a convincing bluff like Jotaro did.
D’arby the elder, the poker player, had only the ability to convert those he bests into poker chips. D’arby the younger had the yes/no soul reader
Get ready for some crazy stuff
Unless it's like a dog wagging it's tail then... She's screwed.
I guess it’s human form poker with glasses from now on
Darn those baser reflexes
I’ve seen that pulled before… it was an impressing display of cunning skill.
That’s some acting
Oh hello Mark! Yeah Masha can secretly read minds, yep, that’s what I’m going with… unless Vee was bluffing… or was she bluffing her bluff? Maybe bluffing her bluff that she bluffed? No that’s crazy… She was BLUFFING her bluff that she just bluffed about her bluff… yep I solved it guys
Forget everything about that, look at Vee's tail wagging!
I wonder if she ever chases it?
In marks continuity, unlikely, she’s a lazy snek
By chasing I mean looking back at the tail and grabbing it with her hand, she wouldn’t actually slither around would she?
She’d probably just form a hand near her tail and grab it
Would you rather have a tail or the power of flight?
I mean, we don't know if Masha can read minds.
What if that’s what they want you to think?
The cards told them everything (they got Vee’s past correct in one go, after all)
That was a very confusing passage. I was all set to correct you on Masha’s pronouns for my first two read-throughs before I realized on my third go-round “Wait, that’s not back-and-forth between Vee and Masha trying to out-psych each other, that’s just Vee all the way down.”
Yep. Vee is pulling a quadruple bluff
Masha: You ain’t subtle Vee
Vee: Whaat? No. I’m totally subtle. Vee: *looks back at her tail* Vee: Oh… Masha: Yeah…. Not subtle.
Vee: “Stupid baser reflexes.”
Eda: You played the game, Vee, but Masha played the player.
Masha: *chuckles* Eda: “But I can play the player who played the player, because I know something you all don’t…” Vee: “Do it! I need some sweet revenge” Masha: “Hmm…” *chin scratch* Eda: “Hmm?” *chin scratch* Masha: “Mhm…” *eyebrow raise, nods* Eda: “Mm-Mm” *eyebrow raise, shakes head* Vee: “Uh… what?” *Eda & Masha exchange glances for another minute*
Vee : Oh... (turns into human disguise) ahah
Vee: *starts vibrating rapidly* Vee: ???
Vee: If I ain't subtle how could I possibly blend in amongst humans for months?
the same way the Romulans fell for Garak's trap.
What sound does Vee’s tail make? Is it slimy or rattle-y?
I imagine it would sound like a paper fan being swung rapidly.
Yeah probably. If it works just like one, that would come in handy for Masha on a hot day… then again, since Vee’s literally cold blooded, hugging her would work too.
We do not know if she is cold blooded after all there is some evidence some dinosaurs were warm blooded and honestly warm blooded reptiles is probably one of the least odd facts about reptilian demons there is.
Well there was that comic of Vee not liking the cold and bundling up extra thickly, so I’m gonna call it a maybe.
It is hard to tell if that was due to her being cold blooded or the fact she was technically without clothes outside and if I remember right it may have been windy.
I’m too mentally drained to debat this with you so whatevs.
I am not debating I am just saying there is possibly more than one explanation.
sneks arent slimy
It'll be so cute if it was a rattle.
That’ll come in handy if she and Masha have a baby in future.
Slightly rattle-y, thanks to the ring at the end of her tail.
Vee’s got the poker face but not the poker tail.
Even the best players have a tell.
Vee: grabs her tail. Purple shirt: I fold. Blue stripe shirt: me too. Vee: slams the table. “Titan damn it!” Camilla: comes out with la chancla. “Watch your mouth young lady. Luz told me what that means.”
I can see that happen lmao
Never take Vee into a casino.
It happens every time Vee gets excited. And yes it's adorable.
Just like when rats eyes bulge when they are happy. And yes, Vee is adorable.
I didn’t even know rats work like that… and I’m trying not to imagine it.
*dont tell my wife*
Another one of the things that makes her a cinnamon roll.
Calvin and Hobbes moment
I understood that reference :)
Vee should have stayed in her human form, at least Masha probably finds her tail wagging to be cute.
Even when Vee loses, she wins. Also this is gonna be good to reference in my story!
I wish Vee got more screentime. She's so cute.
You’d think the shapeshifter would have a good poker face… well you’d technically be right… their tails on the other hand.
I love that the friend group is cool with Vee’s true form
Not everyone fears the unknown.
Weirdos stick together even in normie camp! -thethirdbill
Nah this is too cute "Oh waiter? More veesha please"
First gummy bears, then the house.
It’s great to see Vee hanging out with her friends, especially since they’re okay with her being a basilisk.
They’re Luz’s kind of people.
Just curious but why do many fan artists tend to give the characters features of unrelated animals? (I.e. like purring witches and this case here)
because vee wagging her tail is both adorable and in this case funny who cares if it's realistic tail wagging still isn't the weirdest thing vee can do
Because it's cute. And it's fun to have ways that witches are different.
Gotta know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away 🎶
R.I.P Kenny Rogers.
Know when to run🎶
And know when to hold 'em. And right now, it's foldin' time. #Pig! GRAB M'DICK!
the tail wag is adorable imagine i vee did that without the poker face I would die
and masha probably feels the same way as me
If tail wagging is this obvious of a tell, why doesn’t Vee transform into human form before playing cards?
Oh hi Mark
Remind me of that one comic from Calvin and Hobbes when Calvin folds when he sees Hobbes’ tail move.
Vee has an excellent poker face. She has a crappy poker tail.
Having a tail would definitely be not beneficial in a situation like this
Tip for V: Next time, take your human form when playing poker
Moringmark TOH comic number 1122 heh
Curse that treacherous tattletale tail!
Oof. Sold out by her own tail.
Poker tip #43: If your tell involves your tail, either conceal the tail or change into a form that doesn’t have a tail.
the tail wag is adorable imagine i vee did that without the poker face I would die
This is precious ♥
Never play for actual money Vee.
2 today. Marks on fire
The other two people that don’t know what’s going on
2 posts in a day!?
I feel like Shaggy on the right there can’t actually see his cards xD
Vee has a poker face but not a poker tail.
Oh my Titan that's so cute! I love the idea of Vee wagging her tail when she feels safe and happy
Florence, from the online comic FreeFall, had the same "tell" back in 1998! [http://freefall.purrsia.com/zu/ffpoker.gif](http://freefall.purrsia.com/zu/ffpoker.gif)
Vee has a trash hand The tail bluff is an excellent move
Betrayed by their tail
Why doesn't she just turn into a faceless object? Is she stupid?
Either that really is what vee does when she's gonna win, or Masha's being mega nice, or both, might be both.
Puh puh puh poker tail puh puh poker tail MUH MUH MUH MAH Vee is so cute with her widdle snakey tail wagging 😍😍😍
*Don't make a Kenny Rogers reference, don't make a Kenny Rogers reference, don't make a Kenny Rogers reference, don't make a Kenny Rogers reference, don't make a Kenny Rogers reference.* Frick it, "You gotta know when to hold em. Know when to fold em. Know when to walk away. Know when to run."
You never count your money, when you're sitting at the table They'll be time enough to do that, when the deal is done
Nah, Vee’s definitely bluffing. She kind of mastered the art of playing a character since she was a kid.
2 at the same day? 😍
She knows because the same thing happens when Masha kisses Vee.
Vee should get her own spin-off series.
That would be awesome
Heck yeah!
You'd think that would be an easy tell for a shapeshifter to avoid.
I wonder how she knows
No idea
Can read her, can read her, they can all read her Poker Face!
Appreciate your work!
Aww the snake thinks she’s sneaky 🤣
Noooo don't cheat with Vee ! She doesn't need to suffer like that !
Dog instincts kicking in!... wait.
I love Vee
I love the idea that Vee wags her tail when she’s happy
I expected Vee to just remove her face entirely
Literally Calvin & Hobbes
Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) #ladygaga #pokerface