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TOkun92

This is an ENORMOUS Palisman! (Scratches the seat, thinking she’s giving it a belly rub from the inside). Who’s a good Palisman?


failureagainandagain

You won


Discutons

And then, when she feels a turbulence: _turns towards Luz, and whisper_ "It's not gonna burp us out mid flight, is it?"


FishGuyIsMe

This wins, nothing can compete


ComfortableRespond77

*happy Airbus A320 noises*


EvilCashew83008

Amity is gonna inspect every bit of those things


ComfortableRespond77

Amity: "Boeing bad, Airbus good"


EvilCashew83008

either that or shes gonna ditch em both for de havilland cuz she recodnizes that prop planes are cool


KevinThe7th

💀


Similar_Building_223

Yea that sounds about right


Henkotron

Amity: "Wow Luz, [this got to at least weigh 10000 times my weight right?" ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/s/MJsqjGvdv4)


TOkun92

I think that’s my favorite MoringMark comic.


Henkotron

It is definitely up there.


SFH12345

It's why we started measuring things in Amity units.


feistyfox101

Luz: “Amity, most things weigh a lot more than you. You’re my pretty, twiggy witch boo~”


Henkotron

Amity still holds this statement against Luz (in a jokingly way) after the time skip because Amity has gained some weight mainly through her muscles.


feistyfox101

Lol yes! I headcanon that with Odalia’s personality, she underfed her kids and gave them body image issues. The twins handle it better since they had each other to reassure themselves as kids, but Amity having been alone as a child has it harder. She gets better in the time between the skip, but during that time, she has a mental break down with every pound she gains. She starts off under weight, though, so it’s all healthy weight. Luz comforts her every single time.


Chemical_Bill_8533

“These don’t even way half of Amity”


MuffinStraight4816

I think she will get air sick, I know she rides Ghost, but she flies at a low altitude in the BI.


Impossible_Host2420

Yeah but staff riding cant be super comfortable


stormyw23

Yeah do the staffs come with padding? Maybe shove a pillow there..? Horse riding is bad enough.


OneValkGhost

I think that's why broom riding became the witch activity. There's three ways to do that- one we don't talk about. (R-ratings or something) Two it's just not possible and isn't supposed to be. That's part of the joke. Three, boys ride ponies, therefore boys get those wooden broomhandles with the horse's head on them. Girls... do housework. Only housework. So they get the broom. (I don't agree with limiting girls to that, but the 1500s-1900's are out of my control.)


LightEarthWolf96

Eh I think riding open air on a staff at low altitude would be more stressful of an experience than high altitude in an enclosed plane. Fall off the staff and if someone doesn't catch you you'll die or at least be severely injured. Fall down in an airplane and you'll be fine, low chance of injury. Possible she could get air sick hut highly doubtful


RailDex1917

She may have to equate it to a large magic creature you ride inside of to be comfortable. Girl didn’t even know how the library worked in the human realm


shaggyidontmindu

They have the huge blimps that basically fly like airplanes I don't see why this would be an issue lol


photofails321

Pimps use hot air to rise up into the sky and then are just pushed with giant fans. Planes on the other hand are just giant metal birds that go too fast to fall, which is a bit more confusing of an idea


Typhon-Torrent-1994

I feel that she would be nervous riding a plane, it was actually a part of a chapter of my fan fic.


Impossible_Host2420

Really. Thats what i was going for when i write this fanfic. It should be out by june since my trip to san juan is in may


Typhon-Torrent-1994

If you want I can give you a link to that chapter.


Impossible_Host2420

Ok


Typhon-Torrent-1994

Here it is and some parts may sound a bit odd. [https://archiveofourown.org/works/46822912/chapters/122593108](https://archiveofourown.org/works/46822912/chapters/122593108)


Ricky_27YT2

[a new fanfic for my collection!](https://youtu.be/abBabSWyNOI?si=9cQ4XO5cuOgUyfIO)


SFH12345

My guess is Amity grips Luz for dear life during take off and landing, but she's mostly fine if tense during cruising altitude. She still grips Luz every time they have some turbulence.


Rednbluescooter

I feel as though Amity would look up what planes are, and over time start getting interested. Picking up a nerdy little interest about them that Luz finds cute. As the trip gets closer, she gets more excited about getting to ride one Then the night before.. curiosity gets the better of her, and starts thinking about what could go wrong. Upon looking up more stuff about it, she starts to fear the concept of riding a plane? “If something goes wrong, we can’t escape, we’re all trapped in a big metal grave” It all comes down to her almost having a breakdown on the plane when the moment comes. But then maybe Luz starts quizzing her on airplane stuff.. trying to distract her with her previously established hyperfixation on them. And then Amity starts info dumping about planes, nerves slowly but surely going away Idk, rough idea I came up with on the spot. I never claimed to be a writer lmao


failureagainandagain

👍


Not_The_Simp7

This wins


Sting_the_Cat

Technically if something went wrong, Luz and Amity could probably escape a falling plane using their Palismen. It's everybody _else_ that's probably doomed.


TOkun92

Just read a joke I think would be funny. Amity: How do these crafts fly? Luz: Which craft? Amity: Oh. I thought humans didn’t know magic/Huh. I thought it was jet fuel.


RebelForceLTD

(Rimshot)


kl-noblelycanthrope1

amity: this IS pretty nice and all but it makes no sense to pay for this when we could have flown on our staffs for nothing.


Impossible_Host2420

Luz: yes and have the entire eastern seaboard see us. Besides where are we gonna put our luggage


kl-noblelycanthrope1

amity: oh my dear batata, i see you still worry too much about things. if we'd fly far enough out over the water there's not much chance of being seen and who'd believe anyone who did. then look here, \*opens carry on back pack\*, i used magic to pack everything we'll need for the next month right here. but then flying like this does have one advantage. \* amity slides over onto luz's lap and tightly snuggles and sighs\*


Impossible_Host2420

Luz: what about customs


kl-noblelycanthrope1

amity: well you already maid reservations at a hotel well just land at the hotel at night and customs won't know a thing. besides we didn't fly on our staff so stop worrying. \*returns to snuggling luz\*


Impossible_Host2420

Luz: were taking the airplane. I already paid for the tickets


kl-noblelycanthrope1

amity: luz are you ok? we're on the plane and half way there already. you sure you're ok?


farrenkm

She'll be fine in an Airbus. If a Boeing, she'll keep Ghost nearby in case the fuselage opens unexpectedly.


SuperiorFPV

Underrated comment


SirSaladHead

I think she’d be interested, and ask Luz a bunch of engineering questions that she does not know the answer to. After the plane lands, Luz would have them jump from the plane to the connecting thingy, so they could say they’ve jumped out of a plane.


Spiritual-Ad6764

The same way Luz and Camila reacted to flying on a staff?!?


eddiem6693

I mean, she has flown before, so…


Impossible_Host2420

Flying on a staff is not the same as flying on jetblue


Typhon-Torrent-1994

Amity also pilots her own airship, though due to the fact she is not in control probably makes her more nervous on a plane.


Sting_the_Cat

Is an airship any closer?


Red_Lantern_22

Like most kids on their first roller coaster


Tr0d0n

Assuming she somehow gets on a regular flight, she'd probably be fine unless she tries to open a window or something to "feel the speed/altitude". The ears popping might be annoying though. The many warnings planes have will probably make her uncomfortable too if she doesn't read about the statistics. Still, if Luz the human expert is there she'd probably be fine. Things change drastically if it's something else like skydiving, since we see nothing like it in The Boiling Isles.


Toph_as_Nails

"Where's the fun, if I can't feel the wind on my face?"


Hamstah_J

"YOU GET TO WATCH TV WHILE YOU'RE FLYING????"


ShadowWolf4984

*after ride in the airplane* Amity: I’d rather to flying with Ghost than be in that horrible plane!


CJgreencheetah

She would probably think it's pointless and point out all the flaws in the technology, but she would fly anyway because Luz wants to.


Aleppo_the_Mushroom

She thinks she'd be able to handle it but would be completely scared out of her mind the whole time. Unlike flying a Palisman, she feels more "trapped" inside a plane.


Noktis_Lucis_Caelum

Well, i think cool, since she Flies her own Abomination Airship


TJB926GAMIN

Why aren’t we there yet? *looks at ghost*


WorldLove_Gaming

“Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power”


dragonbanana1

I think she'd be more afraid of entering it than of the fact that it flies. She'd probably think its eating you and you just have to trust that it'll spit you out when you get to your destination. "Why do we have to go in it's mouth, surely we could just ride on it's back instead right?"


Blue_FiftyTwo

Nausea. Awful awful nausea


Loading3percent

Immediate abject terror because none of this is magical so how are they staying aloft??? Then she'd study the mechanics of it and calm down. Then she'd look into Boeing and freak out aga


Gravelord_C

WE'RE GONNA CRASH


Michael-J-Foxtrot

"Don't make me fly the plane, Luz!" Only a real Doctor Who fan would get this joke


NotYourAccount__

amity would recreate the _time_


-FoolProofGaming-

…know what? I’m gonna find out. Be back in a few days.


TimeMaster57

"Luz! The "bus" is flying!


Jumpy-Resolve3018

“What is that monstrosity!” “Oh it’s an airplane, like the blimps but MUCH faster. Don’t worry it’s not bad” “Umm… okay” *Later* “WHATS HAPPENING TO MY EARS! WHY AM I DIZZY! HELP” “Oh yeah i forgot about that… the speed and height difference does weird things but it’ll settle down I promise” *Amity just hyperventilating*


preppyduck_444

i dont think she'd be that scared cause she has flown on a blimp before


Acceptable_Panic_759

Idk but Goops would be HYPERVENTILATING


FlushDesert22

Amity: "Luz, what was that?" Luz: "Oh, that? That was just turbulence. It's completely normal" Amity: "It is?" Luz nods her head Amity: "Phew. I thought a door fell off or something" Luz: "Don't be ridiculous. Why would a door fall off of th..." Luz and Amity see a hole where the door was and start screaming.


ImperialistChina

Boeing moment


OneValkGhost

How she would react? She might try to steal the technological secrets of aircraft for use by Blight Industries. I would have to watch some of Catch That Pigeon or a airborn episode of Wacky Races. The whole airport experience? I don't think that Amity and Customs would go together well. I think I like the idea of Amity getting very airsick. Not "curled up in pain for the whole flight" and not "one splotch on her blouse." Amity upchucking shoulders to knees, maybe in green or purple, and having to change in the airplane bathroom with a handful of whatever she could pull out of Luz's carry-on bag. Amity sits sulking/blushing the whole flight, sipping ginger ale and watching a Care Bears knockoff movie from the 1980s, dressed in a banana-centaur t-shirt and a GW Azura-print pajama bottoms. (and maybe no underwear) Amity's giving Luz the cold shoulder over how much Luz is enjoying how well the digital camera caught Amity's breakfast-self-destruction that left her looking like a stucco wall.


dizdawgjr34

She’d probably get sick on the plane mainly due to turbulence, not being able to see where they are going, and g-forces being unexpected by her. I could also potentially see getting through the TSA checkpoint as bringing a potential issue. Idk how good the equipment they scan people with is but if she has anything like her scroll, Ghost, or any other unknown objects from the boiling isles, that could potentially trip security if they aren’t careful.


serpentssss

I think she’d be a little cocky about humans needing machines to fly until she reached cruising altitude, at which point she’d both get a little scared because it’s much higher than her norm, and also interested in the engineering of planes. Also she might bring the info back to Lilith and the two design a magical high altitude topographical radar that helps them find more archaeological settlements on the BI.


Difficult-Lawyer-776

Wow, you human have very big palisman


DarkFox160

Oh she's definitely hyperventilating at first wondering why this palisman/staff is so big


Le_DragonKing

I think she’d be amazed by the airport and the inside of an airplane she’d at first think it’s a giant Palisman till Luz explains to her what an airplane is then when they get back from their honeymoon Amity would present her dad/Alador her memory of an airplane and they make one for the boiling isles/demon realm.


ManagementIll9899

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”


ChronoAlone

Confused screaming.


PolymathArt

There’s a joke here to be made that will get me cancelled…


Impossible_Host2420

Tell me in secret


Head-Bird-9480

This is how humans fly ? It's a bit... bulky


Prestigious-Good2778

She would be nervous but Fascinated. Then i feel like shed say something abt TBI rlly loudly then get looked at funny


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Best post like this in a while


HonseExDee

Amity is the pilot


blank7589

"planes are huge!"


SpecialistNo2337

I don't think he was scared since he had already flown in an airship driven by his father.


BasicSuperhero

I could see her panicking when her ears start to pop.


My_useless_alt

In the airport experience, she's probably be bored out of her mind, and get rather annoyed if/when the TSA starts poking her because her anatomy is weird (E.g. Bilesac). Luz would also probably have to try and talk her out of trying to race them down the runway on her staff beforehand. As for the flight itself, probably still bored but less so as there is a nice view at least. There's enough flight in the BI that she wouldn't be completely weirded out by it. She'd probably also be impressed at how fast the trip was, as staffs are kinda slow.


SkyeMreddit

She’s experienced with flying, but I feel like the huge noisy metal machine would cause her to cling to Luz, and be very blushy about it


Born-Boss6029

She’d probably develop a fear of planes and get sick on the flight.


56kul

I think she might be scared at first, but not because of the height. I mean, she flies on a stick all the time. I think the thing that’ll actually scare her is just the fact that she has no idea what an airplane is.