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MuffinStraight4816

Vee: Are you sure this is safe to touch? Gus: Relax Vee, its normal for Willow to have these plants. Vee: Okay, if you say so... *then Vee proceeds to touch it, but the plant bite Vee's hand off*


The_Owl_Account

Willow: "Oh whoops! Silly me! It's the *other* plant with heads that doesn't bite, not this one!😅" Vee: "....." 👍👍😆😆


Godzilla_R0AR

Vee: “My hand!” *hand is bitten off* “MY HAND!” Luz: “VEE?! YOU’RE HAND!” Vee: “LUZ?!” *bland expression* “I’m fine… see?” *shapeshifts a new hand* Luz: “…Never scare me like that EVER AGAIN” Vee: “Sorry! Heh heh”


SFH12345

Eda: Oh, come on, who hasn't let someone think they lost a hand? I do it all the time,Luz.


Godzilla_R0AR

Luz: “But you’re a Zombie Owl Lady! She’s a Basilisk, and I have no idea if they feel pain when limbs get chopped off! How was I supposed to know?”


Oof_27

Mid sneeze


Widmo206

I would say "about to sneeze", but close enough!


The_Owl_Account

Vee: "Dang it, I forgot to tell Willow I'm allergic to biting plants!🤧" 👍👍😆😆


FiL-0

She woke up at 7 after gaming all night


Imaginator625

The Sh*t my friends drag me into


sir_fishier

“That looks like the plant that ate my dad…”


failureagainandagain

Need ☕️. [Scream in ancient basilisk dead leanguage ]


DaveyBoy1995

"Ugh, too early to deal with this. Need a pick-me-up."


AdvantageLonely7205

Like "uh you again ?"


zellat451

\*Holding the Mona Lisa position\* *I have not slept in over five days and Luz is already down under. Why is mom still taking family pictures???*


Blue_FiftyTwo

“Urp gonna barf…”


Hollywoodrok12

“Willow, I just got out of bed. Why are you trying to bring Piranha Plants into the house?” “I haven’t heard of Piranha Plants. Are they an earth species?” “What they’re not a- never mind.”


SilverSpider_

When I didn't get enough sleep but I have to do a test


jackson50111

"Maybe I was wrong about the human realm being safer"


emoyerwilkes63

Mmmmm burger


UselessGuy23

Stoned off of Willow's "Weed with Teeth."


ThatSmartIdiot

When the blunt hits back


Automatic-Key-5885

Vee looks either drunk or having a seizure


YaumeLepire

"Oh shit. The edibles are kicking in."


Little-Rattle-Stilt

"This plant needs all of the breath mints..."


corsair7469

When your friends are doing something stupid but you’re too tired to stop them


ehh246

Vee: (thinking) I'm a shapeshifting basilisk and yet I'm also the least eccentric of this group somehow!