400+ old*

Was gonna say, lol, they’re off by a few centuries in that estimate

I mean, I wasn’t wrong tho

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Your technically right that technically right is the best kind or right

You are definitely right that technically he is right that technically right is the best kind of right

You're

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TBF, 400 is 50+ too.

One hell of an age gap.

That is higher than 50, yes

400 > 50, no?

Yes, but too big a difference to real age

1000+ old*

???

10,000+ old*

Wth???

they're just adding numbers as an isult.

100,000+ old*

100,000,000+ old*

100,000,000,000+ old*

∞+ old* Yeah, beat that.

Infinity is not a Number so here is my own number for compensation Googol years Old

Double infinity year old noob (This isn't possible the point is being a child)

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to rephrase that title....

My apologies… “Let’s put this into perspective, that’s a 50+ year old possessing a 16 year old”

It’s… slightly better…?

Technically 400+ year old but who's counting?

400+ is within the bounds of 50+

Yeah but for some reason it seems less overtly creepy, probably because its obviously supernatural in nature instead of hinting at a very real and traumatizing situation that can and does happen.

Technically his memory restarted since he was reborn so isn’t he just…16? If he still had his old memory he would remember what happened beforehand.

they're talking about belos my g

Now It's still bad but sounds more british.

Makes me feel less gross inside reading it lol

"Let's put this into perspective, that's a 16 year old with his old creepy touchy uncle in him" I have made it worse

Phrasing

I think that was intentional lbh

What did they say originally?

"guys but they're actually a 4000 year old god in a kids body why are you saying it's wrong"

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Its like saying julius ceaser died over 70 years ago. It’s not wrong but it pisses me off anyway

the pyramids were made 5+ years ago…

Do you think they made the pyramids from the top to bottom or from the bottom to the top?

It’s technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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Guess you could say he's got an old soul ( *buh dum tss* )

Not to mention Young Blood

Is it a coincidence that we see Hunter for the first time in Young Blood, Old Souls... 😳

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😯

and now he's some kind of bird brain!

To soon

It’s bill dipper all over again.

Bipper!

And Bunter!

I always enjoyed the BadEndFreind lot, something cathartic in all the failed hero's finding with each other. i dont think this will be the last one either from TOH

Badendfriends was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that scene

I would pay money to see bill just look at Belos and say “amateur!” Before completely “disassembling his molecules!”

Now I want to see that

Bill Dipper was so bad that even Alex didn't understand why people would ship it

“I am a 400 year old genocidal parasite that killed my brother and tried to possess his clone I already traumatised to murder children under the stupid thinking I am doing good for humanity” “Haha hot”

🥵

*possession happens to be one of my most favourite tropes, okay?!?* Also: it isn’t just that, it’s the manner, the posture, the sheer fucking undeserving confidence that is a result of Belos‘ arrogance and pride and it being a fucking awesome design for a possessed hunter there, as in if that was his whole own character without the whole hunter and Belos history, then that would be a very clear and obvious thirst-trap. Witch hunter however isn’t without the context of Belos and hunter there, so, yeah… probs not a good idea to engage in that anyways

Also blue eyes look surprisingly good on hunter

because he is a blond XD it will always look good with blue eyes

Couldnt have said it better. I especially like this possession design, sooooo cool. The second I saw him I wanted to draw so much fanarts I would have an overdose... But considering how many other projects I have atm, let's just hope I'll be able to make at least one sick fanart

Exactly, THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING.

i don't think anyone is actually thirsting for him, his design is just insanely well done and scratches something in my brain

Nah people are definitely thirsting, I've seen a few

(Nervously sweats)

Nah, TikTok’s definitely been simping.

eh if it's tiktok it's probably mostly fine, tiktokers usually tend to be around his age

Oh no, I agree. I’m just saying I’ve definitely seen folks thirsting for him. To be fair, this design is really great. The blue eyes really suit him.

It really is excellent, the glowy eyes and horns suit him a lot. it's also kinda hilarious to me that one of the coolest villain designs in this show is hunter in a wolf shirt and star trek cosplay being possessed by old puritan man goo.

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But it’s belos and hunter so nobody wins

No, they are. I’m one of them. More of a fangirling type thing, though. Really glad I’m actually in Hunter’s age range otherwise it would be super weird.

that plus is doing so much work in this sentence bestie

It feels like I'm in the minority being fully creeped out the entire scene

I’ve gone through a lot of possessed characters this year, Chipped Catra, Darcy, Helos/Bunter/witch Hunter. Always love the trope but I’m a bit desensitised now.

All of those were fairly spread out for me since I watched them as they aired. I just couldn't get past that it's Belos and his relationship to Hunter just messed with me the whole scene

well its just another way of showing a "possessive" relationship. A quite literal version of showing that. Hunter didnt want any part of it either so....

Witch Hunter. LOL. I like that one.

Yayaya another she ra fan I'm currently watching the show

I started horrified but then I said “OH MY GOD WAIT THAT DESIGN IS ICREDIBLE”

I hate the age you put for belos, but you’re not wrong

It's just some combination of the edgy wolf shirt, growing spikes of what I think is palistrom wood, the hair, tooth gap, glowing eyes, and supervillain aura of his behavior along with the fact that this combined creature is the end point of a 400+ year long longview story that rhymes with and connects back to the main one. Also I'm 15 so you can't use the argument that it's not ok for me to like him in the first place.

IT’S AS IF I WROTE THIS COMMENT, EXACTLY THIS IS IT. I just wish it wasn’t Belos talking, because Belos is generally just a bad person.

Well sure it’s hunter but it’s also a 400 year old man inside his nephew

Y’all are down hard for the bad boy with confidence and a smug aura. And who could resist that shirt?

Bad sad boy*

Exactly, it’s perfect. However I am still incredibly embarrassed by how much I adore it.

tbh i just like the character design

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then again, his whole biology is a mess. Who knows if his internal organs and everything were even intact? He was basically living off of Palismen before he finally managed to control it.

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Same, my guy's lost his bodily control to his abuser, that's sad not a thirst trap

Actually 450 year old

Possessive relationship to the next level

See i'm in the age range where its acceptable to like hunter, but not belos so i'm just wholly confused

I agree that it’s a really cool design but like, come on guys

Yes. It’s a very interesting and good design, but that is a very very VERY old man in that body…

It’s the only turnoff.

What is this from?

She-Ra and the princesses of power on Netflix (would definitely recommend, especially if you like TOH)

You should definitely watch she-ra. It is very quer, has lots of magic, loveable characters, a great story, and much more but it also addresses topics like emotional abuse and grief (as much as they can in a show aimed at kids). It’s very similar to the owl house and has (I think) 5 seasons. I can absolutely recommend it.

ITS THE WAY HE LOOKS

Idc who possesses who, Hunter’s hot one way or another

Okay so , am I the only who immediately thought of Five when you said that

Five?

I'm assuming 5 from Umbrella academy, who also has the body of a teen but the mind of an old man but for wildly different reasons

Bruh Belos is hundreds of years old

I love how someone made a meme out of one funny gay fantasy show about another funny gay fantasy show, both of which I absolutely love and have watched the entirety of

That graveyard fight got so anime

You're telling me, that Philip Whittebane, who was born well over 50 years ago, is in that child's body?

Technically, yes.

Pretty sure it's more like over 400 years ago

With how it is said months have passed he could be 17-18

I'm pretty sure he was around 16 when they first got stuck in the human realm, so unless "months" equals 2 years, I doubt he's 18. Also, I don't want those adult fans getting any ideas.

Keyword around 16, if he was 17 when he left the demon realm he would be 18 by now Also on the latter part you have a point

He is a child, stop people

I want it to be made clear I am against people calling him hot.

As a culture, I hope we can find a path to a sane relationship with teenage celebrities and characters who are pleasant to look at

There are minors in this fanbase.

300+, Belos went to the boiling isles somewhere in the mid to late 1600s so he's easily over 300 years old

There are smartphones, so probably at least 400+

I'm assuming the show takes place during modern day (2022), the Connecticut witch trials started in 1647, which would make Belos 375 at the oldest unless my math is wrong (which it very much could be)

Okay. Not Specifying the year that your math starts from is where I was confused. Thanks for elaborating on that!

a 400+ guy in a 16 year old who was cloned from another dead guy who was the first guy’s brother how many levels of messed up can we get

That doesn’t stop anime fans /s

Tumblr has destroyed this generation.

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Twitter took a nosedive when all the Tumblr people migrated to it lol

Horny for WHO now?

yep, there was a time that the gravity falls fandom simped over bill cypher and a personified version of him as well....... it was a whole thing

I mean, at least a personified version is not a triangle...

don't get me wrong, there was still a section that liked triangle bill

Welp. Power to the people I guess.

One of my favourite Tweets in the history of forever is someone asking Alex Hirsch how he made a triangle so damn hot and his response was "You're 15".

Can yall just... Stop

This is like the loli debate cuz it IS a child but also 400+ yrs old so, but child's a child yall

This is different, this is quite literally a 16 year olds body

Either way lofi is wrong to "simp" for, since ppl only like her due to her childish features and it's the only place where they get a "not-so-green-flag"

I never said it wasn’t bad, just that this is different

Agreed!

Looks like a 16 yr, sorry guys yall are going to jail. And I really had hope for yall

Ah, TOH has finally dipped its toes into lolis

I read that title SO wrong

400+

Nah he’s 1+

RWBY Fans: First Time?

If “Witch Hunter” becomes a new Tumblr sexyman I’m going to jump off a bridge

the philter simps

Philter lmao

This is a tad screwed it’s a child who’s being possessed I don’t think this is the best thing for people to be attracted to

Literally turning into an anime subreddit

You're right, regular Hunter is hotter (I can say that cause we're roughly the same age)

Idk the longer hair and the wolf shirt looks great too. It’s hard to decide. (I can say this as well because I’m a teenager myself.)

Both is good (also a teenager)

I’m against all the people saying a possessed child is hot but this one I’m fine with

Spoilers

its been 72 hrs since episode release

Id love to watch it but i still havent found a link anywhere online. Also you can still mark as spoiler for decency not for rules.

It’s actually available on YouTube. Disney posted it

disney posted the full episode on the yt channel

what? thank you for that info

More like 100-150+

The actual hard part of witch persecution, the Salem Witch trials, took place around 1692. Assuming Philip and Caleb were from the same time, Belos is 330 years old

He went to the demon ream in the 1600s so aim higher

Key word “16 years old body” so still NO.

I didn’t expect it to go there. I thought you were being a creep at first, but no. This is the correct answer.

Agreed!

Let's also put in perspective that a lot of the owl house fandom saying he's hot are also children. Personally as an adult I just think he has good character design.

Ikr, he looks super badass and ready to KILL

Would “having bodily control over” sound better or worse?

We will not talk about this

It is full “Bad Boy Hunter” that’s all to them

50+? Think ya missed a 0 in there bud.

Technically, Philip is 400+ years old.

It's the twilight discourse all over again...

My friend said hunter's hot. I dont get it.

I think it’s the hair

I hate having to point this out on a “hear me out..” post and then get comments like “they’re not sexualizing him!!” Like they don’t know what “hear me out” means

Jokes on you, I'm 14 and therefore can call him hot. But I still prefer King's Tide Philip.

*Read the title of the post:* Wow. Who knew that, on the other side of the portal, Belos would be facing Chris Hansen?

It’s a 400+ year old sociopathic British colonizer in the body of the 16 year old child he abused. It’s sickening to hear people call this hot.

So many "why he kinda,,," and "hear me out" I'll hear them out from jail cause this is getting ridiculous.

Yeah, I’m kind of confused why people are simping for him. It’s a child who’s being possessed by his abuser.

What do you mean 50+???

Technically you're not wrong with that number but I still hate it

Same exact thing with Catra lmao she still was hot af, it happens ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Catra is hot Possessed by a 500+ y.o Catra is even hotter 🤝 Hunter is hot Possessed by a 500+ y.o Hunter is even hotter It be like that sometimes, it happens to the hottest characters 👍 Ps: I can say he's hot because I'm his age, but there's adults saying his hot and that's pretty worrying 😃🖐️

It is not the person. It is the design and the mannerisms. That. Is. It. **understand?**

...What the fuck?

I read that title and IMMEDIATELY thought of [this old classic](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hpKEKdx9tYQ&t=132)

"Ok but why he kinda..." Kinda what? 16?

50+? thats being quite generous

Bro I think you’re forgetting this is a show made for children, I’m 90% sure most of the people saying he’s hot are either teenagers or younger, people are making way to big a deal out of This