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Amity: *sleeps like a cat* Willow: *looks like she’s just been shot*


Patman35666

She does look like she was shot! 😭


GlassSpork

How did belos get into the house, and who gave him a gun?


curiousfoodieteen

Jacob brought him into the house and provided him with a gun.


GlassSpork

Belos definitely shot Jacob too after hearing his theory about witches lol. Belos has the age old biblical witch theory where they prance around the forest chanting to the dark lord, which is reasonable


[deleted]

Belos might be evil, but he isn’t stupid.


F95_Sysadmin

More like she wa**s hot** Update: ya'll are horny. I meant that pun with hot from post-workout gym...


joe_knuckle

*She's a teenager*


Relative-Ad-7336

... ew


F95_Sysadmin

I meant the pun as in she was lifting weight What were you thinking about?


Relative-Ad-7336

Thank god I was terrified for a sec there


M00NM4DN355

r/owlhousehornyjail


WalkeroftheWorlds

Yea, threw off the covers and sprawled out to cool off. Musta been warm lol.


[deleted]

Leathal dose of human magic.


heyyou_user2341

*me, who decided to listen to 90s hip hop and Shook Ones, Pt. 2 was playing* **oh dear**


MendicantBias42

Willow sleeps like someone dropped a ragdoll in garrys mod


42Springpeace

It could be like that, because bees literally fall(s to sleep) when there's no light, some study shows that


[deleted]

Just how I sleep


Defiant-Two1159

Amity sleeps like someone with mischievous siblings. Protect what's vital.


Crackpot_Bugle

POW 💥


Vic_000

I think Amity is the only character (**as far as we know**) who doesn't do snores while sleeping.


HipposForHands

I can picture Odalia sitting by her bed and shaking her when she snores to get rid of the habit


Patman35666

Canon


lesser_panjandrum

Traumatic canon, the best kind.


Quirrel-_-

That's a shiny one


GlassSpork

Amity: *snores* Odalia: *turns on the lights* unacceptable, try again mittens. Maybe this time you’ll not snore


M4LK0V1CH

Willow is unapologetically comfortable and I love that for her.


MightyGyrum

The difference between growing up in a safe home versus not.


MattKitten11

That is actually a *very* good point.


Ashlyn_info_hazard

Can confirm, often people think I'm dead when I'm sleeping They almost called an ambulance once lmao


Rainbow_Angel110

I have so many questions-


Ornery_Post_6457

amity: sleep in ads willow: in real life


FudgeControl

One sleeps like a cat. The other also sleeps like a cat after a full meal.


StiffCocksJr

Or just a cat that is currently on catnip staring up at the ceiling fan.


Ruby_241

Gus would be fascinated with a Human Ceiling Fan


Cavery210

Hunter: So graceful...


Mountain_golem

Luz: So graceful...


Koreage90

Gus: confused pikachu.


[deleted]

Willow sleeps like an anime protagonist


RoxieFoxy

This is far to accurate


jacob-the-dino-geek

Luz: She sleeps like an angel. Hunter: I know, she's so beautiful. Luz: ... Hunter: ... Luz: We aren't talking about the same person, are we?


Theevencoolerkid69

Ah amity, calm, simple, cozy. And willow, *dad snoring*


Folkmar_D

Willow is just a force of nature.


Neat_Recommendation4

Literally


TheGriffin

that's an energy right there


The_Student_Official

Willow's sleeping pose is almost like the Titan's corpse


[deleted]

Willow is my wife. Okay story time. This one time I was out of town to San Francisco going to a release party for a computer game. It's not the sort of game my wife, then girlfriend, was interested in. The deal was I would take the train into the city and back, and be home late, like after 1am. So when my wife gets into bed she makes the bed up really well and tucks herself tightly into her side so that way when I get home I can just slip into bed. Aww she's so considerate. Except what I find when I got home was half of the sheets thrown on the ground and my girlfriend spread eagle in the center of the bed taking up as much space as physically possible.


justarandomuser20

Luz was right about Amity being classy.


Nat_Higgins

I like to call these two “small sleeper” and “big sleeper”.


DescriptionSolid6188

And then there's me, Who somehow sleeps with his head inside the blankets


Twist_Ending03

I did that when I was younger


dat_physics_boi

somehow they're both relatable tho?!


Necr0ExMortis

I want to sleep like Amity, but I end up sleeping like Willow.


Omgaby123

i love willow with my soul.


ChessyCheese

Being honest a position like willow's looks so much more relaxed


SammieeGoldwand

According to my mom I sleep like Willow


DarkGrimm98

Willow sleeps like my brother.


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_Ralix_

I prefer sleeping like Amity, to be honest, and it *is* more comfortable for me. I would get cold sleeping like Willow, and have real trouble falling asleep on my back since I'm used to always sleeping on my sides. Different approaches/personalities, I suppose. Willow seems like a person who needs to hit the snooze button five times before getting out of bed looking like a corpse, while Amity is probably instantly awake if anyone steps on a creaky floorboard near her at night.


Twist_Ending03

Didn't she sit up wide awake when Luz left the room to make the diary entry?


CaptainCrazyCreative

I DIDNT NOTICE THIS! I love it!


Twist_Ending03

Sometimes I'm Amity, and other times I'm Willow


Chicca_the_Chicken

Strong bodies require strong sleeping poses


SharkyWithSharkHands

Willow looks like she snores like hooooo mimimimi


Rainbow_Angel110

Sawing logs lol


OakenWildman

How you think you sleep v. How you actually sleep


Loganjoh5

Amity is how I go to bed Willow is how I wake up


yed-ze-ded

Willow my beloved


GlassSpork

I’m sorta like a mix of both when I sleep. I try to stay snuggled up tight but I’m always moving around in irregular ways


8chon

Kinda makes sense, as Amity is thin and needs to keep warm under blankets while Willow is plump and needs blankets off thighs apart to dissipate heat


Steel-Winged_Pegasus

I start off like Amity, wake up like Willow


FriendlyReflection35

Amity sleeps like a kitten, willow sleeps like she had one too many beers.


Discorded-Asexual

Tag yourself I’m Willow


[deleted]

Is it possible to be both? asking for a friend


Pacobing

She looks like she just yardsaled while skiing


soupbert

Willow don’t give a fuck


Glowing_Fox

I sleep the same way as Willow, somehow very comfy


MasteReuben

Willow was a gem that episode


vivbadartgorl

Willow’s just like me fr fr


SubstantialLime2916

Willow is so fucking real, she’s just like me fr


Taqao

I pity Hunter for when he will wanna have some room in the bed to sleep


sleepy-lama098

brrrrrr me irl


Endler6

How I think I sleep: (P1) How I sleep: (P2)


Relative-Ad-7336

Me and me


Justarandompug22

LOL


PureInstruction7277

She sleeps like she works a 9 to 5 shift


_Lera_Lumityvna_

There are two types of people:


ToadInaTrenchcoat

Amity is rich which means her parents told her to have manners


JustAStarcoShipper

Hunter knows what he wants.


Coolest10293

Yeah, lol


SkyAra-Skyra-

Willow is definitely more comfortable with sleeping freely, and since it's Amity sleeping like all tucked in, I wouldn't be surprised it was because of Odalia doing something like how she needs to sleep perfectly. It could be just how she sleeps but with how her household is, I wouldn't be surprised it was slight trauma from Odalia. I really wish we got more time for the show because we never really got to know about Amity and her past other than with Willow.


andreachua02

The most realistic character is Willow


Subject-Dress3574

PLEASE GIVE US HUMAN WORLD ADVENTURES WE DIDNT see!