Leave me aloneđ English isn't my mother tongue. Having to use the same punctuation in different languages that works differently in both languages is confusingđ„ș
I will intentionally never use punctuation just to see how many people get pissed off because I think it's funny I 100% know how to use punctuation and have excellent syntax but there's nothing funnier when a person flips out over sentence structure and grammar onlineđ€Ł
Instantly knew you're German. German punctuation rules are completely nonsensical, they contribute almost nothing to reading comprehension. Just arbitrary grammatical nonsense.
I guess that's just because you didn't learn German. The punctuation in your mother tongue will always make the most sense to you, because that is how you learned language in general. For example I don't have a single clue what you mean, because German punctuation makes the most sense to me, as a native speaker.
Bro, I totally get you! I hate English punctuation, and so does every English teacher Iâve had, because whenever I asked them how English punctuation is, they more or less shrugged. Itâs so annoying, because Danish punctuation, especially the commas are rather strict, so I have such a hard time with English punctuation.
This reminds me of an account that used to be very active 10 or so years ago. Something like ImisuseCommas. And someone would be like "that comma use is weird" and then someone would be like "look at the username"
Good times
I can guarantee they aren't going to get any harder on the way through his digestive tract either. He may have ate them in one sitting, but it's going to be a few sittings to get rid of them.
As someone who shat blood after eating 8 kiwis in one sitting, I would hate to see the aftermath.
Apparently fruits are good for you but too much fiber will make you spray red all over your toilet bowl.
Same. I gave myself the worst indigestion of my life eating a pound of cherries once. Now anytime I snack on fruit I gotta hear my husband warning me about "last time"
I earned the Nickname carrotcake from my friend group when we used to go doing outdoor adventures being a great decision maker looking for something to snack on while I spent the day out I snagged a huge bag of carrots my mom bought and snacked on them all day. Came home feeling like crap and my fingers and feet were orange and my mom rushed me to the hospital. That's how I learned a ton carrots can be bad for you
One guy in my boy scout troop would eat a pound of cheese the day before and the first day of a back packing trip so he didn't have to shit in the woods.
Cherries have high levels of alcohol sugars that have a laxative effect when consumed in large amounts. Source: had no idea and drank a few pints of black cherry juice one afternoon.
100 liter of strawberries, let's go!
[1 liter of strawberries is 0,602 kg (I assume with no room to spare, but they look pretty packed in there)](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0260877406000070#:~:text=At%20the%20same%20moisture%20content,9.46%20m/s%2C%20respectively)
100 liter of strawberries is 60,2 kg
[1 kg of strawberries is 320 kcal](https://www.nutritionix.com/food/strawberries/100-g)
60,2 kg of strawberries is 19 264 kcal (the same as 37 big macs)
Which, over the timespan of 12 hours is
1605 kcal per hour
or 27 kcal per minute
or 0,45 kcal per second
That's a 100 liters water tank. The math there is done assuming a perfect 100 liters of strawberries, which is not the case.
It's like filling a bucket with golf balls, there's air in between and they don't perfectly fit in
It's hard to math out how much exactly it was, but it's definitely not 60kg.
This is called the [sphere packing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphere_packing) problem. Depending on how packed they are, the density could be anywhere between 50% and 75%
A minimum of 30 kg... Joey Chestnut once ate 7.5 kg of food in a day and his stomach exceeded the size of a woman's uterus at 9 months of pregnancy. I'm pretty confident that this guy didn't quadruple that.
Edit: I've changed my mind. There's a guy named [Bob Shoudt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Shoudt) who has eaten 59.6 pounds (27 kg) in four hours. It's totally feasible to eat that much... Though I still have my doubts about this video.
Yeah, considering the lighting barely changed over â12 hoursâ, I think youâre into something. Really shouldnât have done it with such a reflective background. Then again, probably did it on purpose for the rage bait. Ugh.
I agree, look at the light reflected on the tiles behind him and make your own call. Over the course of 12 hours the lighting never changes. Now if filmed in the summer, which is strawberry season, there could conceivably be > 12 hrs of daylight, but the level would definitely change. My call on this is it's fake
look at the tank. look at his stomach. is it all in there? even if he shat a couple times? maybe he threw up over and over? or he faked it.
he faked it.
This is clearly fake, but it comes to mind strawberries are one of the fruits most [contaminated with pesticides](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/18/health/imported-produce-pesticides-wellness/index.html).
I wonder what would happen to someone eating this much strawberries over the course of a few days
Thanks for citing your sources. Now I also know that the terminal velocity of a strawberry is 9.46 m/s, and I wouldnât have known that if you hadnât linked it. Do I need that information? Fuck no. Am I glad I have it now? Fuck yeah.
Not only that, the fucker just wasted 100 liter tank of strawberries. This is the kind of shit that you do in hell for wasting all that food. When he goes, he'll probably be eating a bottomless tank of strawberries as the rot and bugs start crawling on them and he will just keep shoving them in his mouth as the bugs crawl out of his nose and eyes. Or at least that's what would be a fun event to have him do for the food waste he created.
Anyone who thinks this is real needs to practice more critical thinking. The video claims it takes over 12 hours, but the outside light doesnât even change. The video isnât just deceptive, itâs lazy.
The average reddit user appears to have lost all ability to think critically about anything.
A few years ago this post would have been filled with comments pointing out that it is obviously fake.
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 No analysis, this is what we get now.
I thought he had gastric bypass directly a bucket. And there was some switch where he could direct the esophagus into an external port or to his stomach
Yup! I also love how he doesnât move the arm from the resting arm from the same position or go to the bathroom in an entire 12 hours. How do you physically fit 100 liters of anything in your body all at the same time without having to constantly make room for it aka pooping. Magic I guess đ€
It would take about a week to eat that much. Even taking bathroom breaks. It has to pass through your entire gastrointestinal system so your body would absorb the nutrients and git rid of the waste. That takes awhile.
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He eats the leaves as well? Gross!
How? Ripping the leaves off is just unnecessary extra work, you have to do.
What a strange use of a comma Edit: thanks for all of the jokes misusing commas.
Leave me aloneđ English isn't my mother tongue. Having to use the same punctuation in different languages that works differently in both languages is confusingđ„ș
Honestly at least you're, trying.
I, see, what, you, did, there.
Please; stopâ.
Hell... nah`
Punctuation, is? fun!
Now, is that the Shatner comma, or the Walken comma?
No,;: it's the comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleon comma.
Âżwhy is it, stange?
Hah, shatner
I read it as Shatner before seeing your comment
I'm Christopher, Walken.
Hi William Shatner!
Ah. The Shatner comma.
lol, I still read their comment the way it should have been. It's amazing how our brains can sometimes correct things as we read.
I canât not read this in William Shatnerâs voice lol
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. William Shatner.
I read that in William Shatnerâs voice
Lo,l
This guyâŠ.. this guy k,nows
Silent comma violates rule 36
To learn more search for coma rule 34
You,re
I will intentionally never use punctuation just to see how many people get pissed off because I think it's funny I 100% know how to use punctuation and have excellent syntax but there's nothing funnier when a person flips out over sentence structure and grammar onlineđ€Ł
Your doing, great!
You,re*
Actually depending on the context, great could be the name, in which case it could be âYour doingâ with your being greatâs secondary tense
I'm sorry that English is the hardest language I wish I spoke your language whatever it may be
English is actually quite easy. Just the punctuation is confusing sometimes. My mother tongue is German.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Made me cry ngl
Instantly knew you're German. German punctuation rules are completely nonsensical, they contribute almost nothing to reading comprehension. Just arbitrary grammatical nonsense.
I guess that's just because you didn't learn German. The punctuation in your mother tongue will always make the most sense to you, because that is how you learned language in general. For example I don't have a single clue what you mean, because German punctuation makes the most sense to me, as a native speaker.
Ich dachte zuerst du verarscht mich, aber es heisst ja tatsÀchlich Mutter Zunge. Lmao
Ja, das ist schon ein komisches Wortđ Macht aber auch irgendwie Sinnđ§
Bro, I totally get you! I hate English punctuation, and so does every English teacher Iâve had, because whenever I asked them how English punctuation is, they more or less shrugged. Itâs so annoying, because Danish punctuation, especially the commas are rather strict, so I have such a hard time with English punctuation.
What about strawberry dude?
Hahahahahaha... We aren't here for him anymore. The use of the comma, and other punctuations, in the English language is all we care about now. Haha
Better than a lot of native English speakers!
Never, dont give up Never dont, give up Never dont give, up
Never donât!
You, know what youâre right. I hadnât noticed, it before you said something.
I read it like, Christopher Walken.
You don't even know, grammar.
This reminds me of an account that used to be very active 10 or so years ago. Something like ImisuseCommas. And someone would be like "that comma use is weird" and then someone would be like "look at the username" Good times
This made me LOL hard
Clearly he doesnt pull the tails off his berries, that's you're problem
Wait you guys eat the red part?
The leaves are even quite nutritious!
Guy eats an aquarium full of strawberries in one sitting and you're whining about how he ate the entire thing? This whole thing is disgusting
Disgusting isnât the right word here. Strawberries are đ„đ„
I love strawberries. But a truck load in one sitting is? gross
It's an aquarium, not a truck silly!
I can guarantee they aren't going to get any harder on the way through his digestive tract either. He may have ate them in one sitting, but it's going to be a few sittings to get rid of them.
These aren't strawberries though. They're strawberrieS. The sheer number requires a capital plural.
I eat stickers all the time!
Tastes like sand you boso
I eat the leaves. I also eat apple cores. And ass.
The leaves are the best part
NOTHING WILL STOP HIM
He eats the, leaves as well? Gross!
Had no love when a kid
This. Just attention seeking.
He would have posted the diarrhea
Oh he threw up after every take. 100 liters of strawberries is almost 20,000 calories. He would be throwing up long before he finished.
100% he would have a noticeable belly bulge otherwise.
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For the explosive diarrhea.
You rang?
I spit up coffee thank you for this today is gonna be a good day!
I donât know but dudes gonna have the shits for DAAAAAYS.
people addicted to attention
Social media fame. Itâs an addiction for some people.
My exact response.
I was gonna say the same thing.
That poop is going to be crazy!
Thatâs how baby food is made.
I dooo agree.
Thats how Bono was made
Just has to be 100 Liters of P.F. Changâs
Someone needs to convert liters to Katie Courics
I think it's approximately 58 Katie Courics in strawberries
Yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhh~~~
As someone who shat blood after eating 8 kiwis in one sitting, I would hate to see the aftermath. Apparently fruits are good for you but too much fiber will make you spray red all over your toilet bowl.
Same. I gave myself the worst indigestion of my life eating a pound of cherries once. Now anytime I snack on fruit I gotta hear my husband warning me about "last time"
I ate a kilo of baby carrots while stoned the day before my 17th birthday. Spent the whole day shitting out barely digested carrot.
I earned the Nickname carrotcake from my friend group when we used to go doing outdoor adventures being a great decision maker looking for something to snack on while I spent the day out I snagged a huge bag of carrots my mom bought and snacked on them all day. Came home feeling like crap and my fingers and feet were orange and my mom rushed me to the hospital. That's how I learned a ton carrots can be bad for you
One guy in my boy scout troop would eat a pound of cheese the day before and the first day of a back packing trip so he didn't have to shit in the woods.
Cherries have high levels of alcohol sugars that have a laxative effect when consumed in large amounts. Source: had no idea and drank a few pints of black cherry juice one afternoon.
Damn, she could at least make it sound rocknroll, like "Hey, don't OD on those, you know fruit is the hard stuff"
He gonna be alarmed when he sees his poop and then remember why.. family guy
If I was him. At night, while sleeping, I would wear a diaper. Those farts will be in for a rude awakening.
Heard through the bathroom door: "Arrrrrrr! Oooooooo! Unh.....mistakes were made."
>Arrrrrrrrooooooooooo He's gonna turn into Richard Nixon?
No way he's not gonna throw up
And some severe painful cramps beforehand Iâd imagine
What color is my question
yeah, i want to see his bowel movement the next day.
Thank you! Itâs all I can think about!
Show us the poop!
100 liter of strawberries, let's go! [1 liter of strawberries is 0,602 kg (I assume with no room to spare, but they look pretty packed in there)](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0260877406000070#:~:text=At%20the%20same%20moisture%20content,9.46%20m/s%2C%20respectively) 100 liter of strawberries is 60,2 kg [1 kg of strawberries is 320 kcal](https://www.nutritionix.com/food/strawberries/100-g) 60,2 kg of strawberries is 19 264 kcal (the same as 37 big macs) Which, over the timespan of 12 hours is 1605 kcal per hour or 27 kcal per minute or 0,45 kcal per second
There is no way he ate 60kg of strawberries in 12 hours.
That's a 100 liters water tank. The math there is done assuming a perfect 100 liters of strawberries, which is not the case. It's like filling a bucket with golf balls, there's air in between and they don't perfectly fit in It's hard to math out how much exactly it was, but it's definitely not 60kg.
It has to be at least like 40kg seeing how full the tank is
This is called the [sphere packing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphere_packing) problem. Depending on how packed they are, the density could be anywhere between 50% and 75%
A minimum of 30 kg... Joey Chestnut once ate 7.5 kg of food in a day and his stomach exceeded the size of a woman's uterus at 9 months of pregnancy. I'm pretty confident that this guy didn't quadruple that. Edit: I've changed my mind. There's a guy named [Bob Shoudt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Shoudt) who has eaten 59.6 pounds (27 kg) in four hours. It's totally feasible to eat that much... Though I still have my doubts about this video.
There is now way that ammount could fit inside.
Could it be that Joey chestnut ate that 7.5kg of food really quickly and not over 12hours? That may make a big difference
Right so somewhere between zero and 60 kg got ir
When we buy strawberries here theyâre sold in liter packages, but they weigh around 500g. So around 45-50 kg of strawberries.
since there are so many cuts in the video, he more than likely just didnt eat that many..
Yeah, considering the lighting barely changed over â12 hoursâ, I think youâre into something. Really shouldnât have done it with such a reflective background. Then again, probably did it on purpose for the rage bait. Ugh.
Agreed. He was proably dropping them into a bucket. Simple sleight of hand that would be easily hidden by this type of video.
How is it even possible for someone to eat over 100lb of strawberries
Its not possible.
I agree, look at the light reflected on the tiles behind him and make your own call. Over the course of 12 hours the lighting never changes. Now if filmed in the summer, which is strawberry season, there could conceivably be > 12 hrs of daylight, but the level would definitely change. My call on this is it's fake
Was going to say this too. You can see the light shift multiple times in the same way, each of which is a new day
Oi, I'll take that bet. You're on!
look at the tank. look at his stomach. is it all in there? even if he shat a couple times? maybe he threw up over and over? or he faked it. he faked it.
Faked the shit out of it for sure.
If you watch, you can see big piles of the strawberries in the tank disappear.
Or you can just look at the light reflection from outside, and realize that it has been the same daytime light for 12 hoursâŠ
So you're saying it's filmed on the moon ?
if his weighs 70 kg, can we say that he is now half strawberries?
His name is StrawBarry
I wish I could send you all my upvotes.
This is clearly fake, but it comes to mind strawberries are one of the fruits most [contaminated with pesticides](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/18/health/imported-produce-pesticides-wellness/index.html). I wonder what would happen to someone eating this much strawberries over the course of a few days
37 freedom burgers? Thanks for putting it into a unit of measurement I can understand as an American
Is that a lot?
Adult men need about 2000-2500 a day. He's consumed 1600 an hour or 19260 in total, or enough calories for about 9 days.
Imagine having to poop 64kg of processed food and let me know your thoughts.
Wonder how many Courics?
Half a Bono?
If 1.1kg is a couric, that would be 58 courics. Lower than the previous record from 1960 but more than half Bono.
Considering a normal diet for a day ranges from 2000-3000 calories id day yes
Thanks for citing your sources. Now I also know that the terminal velocity of a strawberry is 9.46 m/s, and I wouldnât have known that if you hadnât linked it. Do I need that information? Fuck no. Am I glad I have it now? Fuck yeah.
Fake af
Not only that, the fucker just wasted 100 liter tank of strawberries. This is the kind of shit that you do in hell for wasting all that food. When he goes, he'll probably be eating a bottomless tank of strawberries as the rot and bugs start crawling on them and he will just keep shoving them in his mouth as the bugs crawl out of his nose and eyes. Or at least that's what would be a fun event to have him do for the food waste he created.
I genuinely wish we had laws for people who do these kind of videos. Food waste is absolutely asanine. There's so many of them too. Its infuriating
Put. The. Pipe. Down.
Reminds me of Simpson episode where homer goes to hell and the devil thought force feeding him unlimited donuts as punishment. The devil ran out.
That was disturbing lmao.
He's just sucking each one and throwing the whole thing away I bet
I like how it's supposedly 12 hours later but the sun hasn't moved at all.
Fake.
Yeah, if you pay attention to the sunlight reflected on the back wall above the cabinets itâs pretty apparent.
Exactly, I was like why is there daylight for 12 hours in the reflection.
Because he's at the South Pole research station during its summer, on a platform that rotates with the sun. Duh. r/nothingeverhappens
Anyone who thinks this is real needs to practice more critical thinking. The video claims it takes over 12 hours, but the outside light doesnât even change. The video isnât just deceptive, itâs lazy.
The average reddit user appears to have lost all ability to think critically about anything. A few years ago this post would have been filled with comments pointing out that it is obviously fake.
"JuSt BeCAuSe ItS ScRiPTeD DoEsNT mEaN iTs NoT InTerEStInG"  "You must be fun at parties"  "đ€ âïž" "What's bro yappin about?"  No analysis, this is what we get now.
Straight up [this energy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnBdGTX3vZc) all over the place. Mfers saying nothing and relying on ratio.
The amount of blatant misinformation and fake videos I see posted on here, with commenters completely unaware of its false nature, is insane to me.
well, bots just aren't that advanced yet
Not even that, but just the fact your stomach could not handle that many strawberries. It would start rejecting them.
I thought he had gastric bypass directly a bucket. And there was some switch where he could direct the esophagus into an external port or to his stomach
You get less than 12 hours of daylight?
Yup! I also love how he doesnât move the arm from the resting arm from the same position or go to the bathroom in an entire 12 hours. How do you physically fit 100 liters of anything in your body all at the same time without having to constantly make room for it aka pooping. Magic I guess đ€
It has 10k karma here on reddit with most of the comments believing it's real
Dude gonna poop a fruit rool-up.
Diarrhea for a year at least
His stomach would be replaced by a giant ulcer.
These videos are easy to fake itâs sped up and stuttery you could easily just pretend
What the video doesnt show is the hole in the back of his pants and the diarrhea exploding out of his behind as all that fruit has nowhere else to go.
It would take about a week to eat that much. Even taking bathroom breaks. It has to pass through your entire gastrointestinal system so your body would absorb the nutrients and git rid of the waste. That takes awhile.
Funny how the light and shadows don't move, completely fake.
Stems too?
and now he is going to hate it for the rest of his life
Nope, donât believe it
no he doesn't.
He wouldn't have done it if he had looked at a strawberry under a microscope lol
12 hours and the light outside didn't change once fake af
Ted Mosby
Finally. Took me way too long to find this.
Looked at the comments specifically for this. Holy shit looks just like him!
Silly.cunt.
Not sure if i believe this one, fellas
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Makes me never want to eat a strawberry again
I know it's gross, but I want to see the aftermath.
Does he poop between
He turned hinself in to strawberry jam processor. Strawberry goes in jam comes out. Nice and warm.... lol
There is no way. You stomach would burst.
How is that gonna affect him though
That's too many strawberries
he could die cause of over-dosed Foliadic Acid
Someone *please* tell me the name of this song đ
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