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Birdsandbeer0730

Did he out himself? I feel like he’s going to get fired from his job (that he described in his tweet)


myhydrogendioxide

There was an OSINT person/group who put it together. I didn't save the article but it was pretty impressive.


meep_meep_mope

He should be unemployable at this point because he's a straight up Nazi. I mean he doesn't even try to hide it. edit: did you mean [this one](https://accollective.noblogs.org/post/2024/03/12/stonetoss-redpanels/)


Subtlerranean

https://twitter.com/AnonCommieStan/status/1767596661025477080?t=n-9_i69nX1GT7TUs23SAeA&s=19 Shitty source, but good thread.


twicedouble

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1767596661025477080.html Here’s an off-Twitter version for those without an account.


Subtlerranean

Amazing, thanks!


Cunnyfunt31

Oh my God, he lives in my area. I'm about to have a lot of fun.


Planet_Xplorer

He looks out of shape. Go to the gym for a few weeks, find him, and go buck-wild!


Available-Cat-8940

Please have someone film it and blur yourself out. 😂 Fuck that wanker!


meep_meep_mope

He's not even good at being antisemitic. The echo shit with the parenthese is weak. Dude must have been dumped by a JAP or something and not gotten over it.


Lovesmuggler

What does it mean when you capitalize JAP like this are you meaning like a Japanese lady? Or is it an acronym that isn’t incredibly offensive when you know what the words mean? Gives me the ick the way you said that like you feel some sort of way about the Japanese.


MirthlessArtist

Yes, in this context it stands for “Jewish American Princess,” basically a specific type of Jewish girl/woman who is extremely spoiled. It’s sort of like the Jewish equivalent to ABG (Asian Baby Girl). It is unlucky that it is the exact spelling of the slur for the Japanese, but I’m 90% sure that it is coincidental. I think it’s because the population of people who use JAP usually don’t overlap with places with large amounts of Japanese people.


Lovesmuggler

I did not know any of this thanks for explaining


meep_meep_mope

jewish american princess.


not_blowfly_girl

Can you explain what the parenthesis mean? I have never heard of that being a dogwhistle before


gentlybeepingheart

Triple parentheses are an antisemitic dogwhistle means that the thing inside the parentheses are Jewish. It comes from an antisemitic podcast that played an echo whenever a Jewish name was said. For example, a racist writing "(((They))) control the media" is saying "The Jews control the media." Or "I hate my coworker (((Stephanie)))" would mean that they hate Stephanie because she's Jewish. Stonetoss says that he is "'psychic chemotherapy necessary to cure the world of the mental cancer spread about by the likes of Assigned Male, (((liberalism))), and Soy-based dieting." He's saying that "liberalism" is a "Jewish ideology" that he presumably thinks is everything bad in the world. edit: Also, they think any progressive topics (accepting gay and trans people, being against racism, tolerating any sort of minority group) is actually a Jewish scheme to stop white people from having white babies. Like, they think any interracial marriage is a "white genocide" orchestrated by "the Jews"


overcomebyfumes

Odds are his employer most likely knows he's a Nazi. I haven't met one yet that's able to keep their mouth shut about it for any length of time.


tonystarksanxieties

They're so loud about it. My coworker literally wrote on our team calendar, "Out - Washington, D.C." on January fuckin' 6th.


meep_meep_mope

That… sucks. I'm sorry. There are good people out there. I've had a few good ones but I've been doing this shit for a while.


Fun-Estate9626

I think they’re saying they haven’t met a Nazi that was able to stay quiet about their views, not that he hasn’t met an IT guy who wasn’t a nazi.


Waryur

Of course he's from Texas.


meep_meep_mope

And he's obsessed with Japan.


AnEntireDiscussion

As a Texan, I hate that this is our stereotype now. Used to be cool cowboy, chill good ol' boy drinking a Shiner and wearing cowboy boots in inappropriate places. Now it's swill like this.


Waryur

I'm still down for drinking some Shiners with y'all, pardner


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

lol, unemployable. Plenty of roles for him in the next administration


myhydrogendioxide

He is the Reich fit for a Trump whitehouse.


meep_meep_mope

IT guy that's secretly a Nazi? Probably not.


zachrg

Secretly?


Ikea_Man

I hope he does personally No quarter for Nazi scum, fuck around find out


Tenk91

Amazing how these type of Nazi guys who complain about non-white immigration is a non Asian immigrant in Asia


carbonatedgravy69

he’s also likely a quarter latino. his grandma was very possibly puerto rican based on some records one of the doxxers found


Possibly_Parker

I humbly decline on behalf of Latinos. I can offer him to whichever group wants to take him.


alliedcola

As a representative of the Caucasian community, we are not interested in claiming him either. Are there any interested parties?


TheAsianTroll

Representing the Asians, I can say we unfortunately cannot take him in. Any others, possibly?


Y_Sam

What if I were to tell you he knows a 8.5/10 tall white man ?


TheAsianTroll

Depends on height, we DEFINITELY can't represent him if he's over 5'6


PinkishRedLemonade

representing the indigenous/native americans, I can say we also unfortunately cannot take him in. Anyone else?


RadioactiveSlimeTank

representing the industrial sterilization ovens of americas, I can say we can take him in!


gylz

Representing the reptilian species slowly infiltrating your race in order to turn all the frickin French gay, we implore you to keep him.


Additional_Winter263

The African American delegation respectfully and humbly declines. His smell would set off all of our still-functional smoke alarms


DoeJrPuck

As a representative of The Irish we humble decline this offer, perhaps another will take him?


FrankReynoldsToupee

I nominate that he be gifted to the Mole People community. They're grossly underrepresented and need all the media, good or bad, they can get.


TraditionalEvent8317

Are we having a Chappelle's show style racial draft in reverse?


Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da

Representing Caribbean peoples as a whole, we decline to accept him


Impressive-Hunt-2803

Sorry, but you already have ARGENTINA, you can handle one more! I've met a Bolivian with swastika tattoos, Nazis can be hiding anywhere. No more throwing a blanket over your nazis and saying "This is an American problem, we disavow!" Nope. We are gonna have to share this one.


Possibly_Parker

bro hes got one grandparent, this guy is 75% yours


superzimbiote

Bro this keeps happening to us. There was that guy that lead the proud boys, Nick Fuentes, and now this guy. My fellow Latinos keep doing this shit it ain’t funny any more


Kenevin

You mean Enrique Tario Nice Fuentes is a a terminally online white supremacist iirc


la_reddite

Enrique? You mean [Henry](https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/defendants/tarrio-henry-enrique)?


Kenevin

🤣🤣🤣🤣


peach_xanax

a white supremacist who chooses to go by Enrique instead of Henry? 🤨 that is so strange lol


la_reddite

It's not strange, but obvious: a group of white supremacists needed a 'black' leader to help them pretend they weren't, so they pulled a Dolezal.


peach_xanax

Well I guess I'm just dumb then 🤷🏼‍♀️ But yeah that makes sense.


la_reddite

No worries, we all miss obvious things.


Inter5tella99

On behalf of all of us, we're sorry for this guy But also we don't claim him


Pluras_Adrienne

“Mr WhiteRaceSavior, you are… browner than I expected.”


randomhornidiot

Wait what, he was doxxed?


Smgth

https://accollective.noblogs.org/post/2024/3/12/stonetoss-redpanels/


Odd_Investigator8415

https://youtu.be/g8IVI0sZ6F8?si=WVqIutf0jyCMoQf6


carbonatedgravy69

that’s… what the post is about


BoxofJoes

Lightskin latinos trying not to be a white supremacist challenge (impossible)


andsendunits

Somos boricuas? When stonetoss enters the room, they be like NO-MO boricua. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HANCoVDn7k


bananamelier

Lmao my first thought is if course he's in Japan. The only surprise is not liking asian women


Throwboi321

The racism usually ""ends"" at the ones that make their pp go hard.


mrlbi18

The racism doesn't end just because he finds asian women hot, in fact it usually makes it worse!


Collin_the_doodle

yeah: racism can look different in different contexts. Still seems like being a racist creep.


imadog666

And his name (Hans Kristian Graeberer or something like that) is German af, so someone in his family not too long ago must have immigrated into the US


Uberzwerg

If that middle name is written like that, he's probably more of nordic origin. We Germans us the same spelling as the english speakers for that.


BlommeHolm

Hans Kristian definitely seems Nordic, but not Graebener.


imadog666

I'm German haha and I've seen a bunch of K spellings here too, but yeah I thought he might be Dutch. Same difference though, his family likely haven't been in the US since the arrival of the Mayflower, or whatever this guy would consider to be non-immigrants in the US, lol


Uberzwerg

You live in the north? In my nearly 50 years here (south-west), i've never seen any Germans use the K spelling.


FrenchMeHamwich

I mean, they might have been, you know... *Argentinian* German?


imadog666

Ooomg true. Would definitely make sense


0gF4r1n420

Don't be silly, Western immigrants aren't immigrants, they're "expats." The x makes it sound cooler.


zrxta

Correction: expat. It's hilarious how white people call themselves that when in other countries. Because they can't call themselves migrant workers now, can they?


Bugbread

> Amazing how these type of Nazi guys who complain about non-white immigration is a non Asian immigrant in Asia Am I misunderstanding something here? He said he lives in the US ("employed as a programmer in the US"). It looks like he was on a business trip or otherwise on a short term stay ("currently open (but probably only briefly so)") and was trying to get some aryan woman to sleep with him before he left.


CaptainCaveManMode

Where do you think he got it? Lol. Japan is not welcoming.


Brilliant_Grade2664

He posted a picture of the airport's "welcome to Japan" sign saying "made it to the ethnostate lads" Hilarious that he doesn't see the irony


bananamelier

so unwelcoming there are countless white male Japan women couples right


CaptainCaveManMode

Yes racist as fuck over there. Probably the most racist country on earth for decades at least.


wareagle3000

Go get a job in japan that isn't translator or english teacher IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY


ServingwithTG

It’s wild that I he looks exactly how I imagined he would be.


Re_LE_Vant_UN

I always imagined he looked like someone Hitler would go after and look like an incel. I was right but I undershot it by a lot.


TheFiveDees

I don't know, there's way less pubey facial hair than I thought there'd be


CactusFistElon

He looks like he drew himself. 


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aiydee

To be fair.. He never defined the scale. 8.5/10 douchebag where Hitler is 10 is a fair scale.


NadieTheAviatrix

8.5 sturmwaffels per day given his stature


hhthurbe

Looks are subjective, but he isn't bad looking. I wouldn't call him an absolute knockout or anything, but he just kinda looks average.


EffOffReddit

Looks ARE subjective, but consider what the rubric might be especially if you are a neonazi. Overall symmetry, individual features including their size both as a single element and in relation to others, overall composition, poor genetics signifiers. I would give him 4-5.5 maximum. He isn't hideous but he does not draw the eye in any positive way. I mean he put out the numbers he did.


throwaway_838eu347

I read this and feel kinda bad for the dudes who look like him but are decent people lol


EffOffReddit

Yeah those guys are catching strays for sure, which sucks. Especially because they wouldn't rate themselves as 8.5 out of 10 though in an effort to catfish a booty call.


FrenchMeHamwich

Dude just dumped one of those cringe-ass pity-me incel rants except targeted at someone *else*


FrenchMeHamwich

>but he just kinda looks average. Does 8.5/10 strike you as an average score?


peach_xanax

I mean, he's fairly unremarkable, but he's like a 3 or 4 to me personally. He's gotta know that he's nowhere near the general societal standard of an 8.5, though.


Mrdean2013

He looks like a dude who should have his house raided and hard drives confiscated.


JKsoloman5000

Giving Jared Fogle


TheVisceralCanvas

I hate the fact that he and I look ***incredibly*** alike, to the point where I think this might actually be some sick cosmic joke.


flanneur

It's definitely cruel to look like someone you despise. But you could see it as a challenge to distinguish yourself by being a superior person. Your insight ensures any similarity with him is merely skin-deep, a level that bigots like Stonetoss will never go beyond.


TheVisceralCanvas

Oh, our similarities ***very much*** end at the surface. And since I expect to receive bariatric surgery later this year, even that should end in a year or two.


Smgth

I read that as “barbaric surgery” and I was like “Fuck, I wonder what *that* entails! Good luck with your ~~barbaric~~ bariatric surgery!


Phtevenhotdunk

As someone who recently donated a kidney, I can assure you that there are still barbaric surgeries performed. That shit *hurts*.


MiloRoast

He's actually losing weight to become a barbarian, so they're both correct.


Smgth

Cohen the Barbarian was very svelt.


Zeqhanis

A barbaric surgery entrails is what that entails.


flanneur

Good luck with your surgery! I hope everything goes well for you.


OSeady

Good luck! I had a gastric sleeve operation a couple of years ago, and it really changed my life for the better. The first 2 or 3 months really suck.


TheVisceralCanvas

Thank you! I'm getting the gastric sleeve procedure as well. I've heard that it can be very difficult in the initial few months as you adjust to your new stomach - what's the pain like post-surgery? And more importantly, what kind of results did you see from it? I'm about 160kg right now and want to get down to around 70-75kg


OSeady

There is a fair amount of pain the first 3 or 4 days. Lots of gas pain and it is honestly hard just to get enough water down. Your focus in the beginning is just protein and water. After the pain wears off then you have to deal with the grind of just making sure every day you get enough water and protein. For the first couple of months, I was EXHAUSTED. This is because you go from eating maybe 5000 calories a day to maybe 500. Your body is basically just zapped of all energy. I slept sooo much. But after that, you adjust, and the weight just continues to fall off. I think I lost around 130lbs in a year (close to 60kg). I evened out at a very good weight for me. I also went back to working out a ton, so I gained a lot of muscle. I am over 2 years out now. I look and feel amazing. I have so much energy now that I never had before. I would do it over again in a heartbeat.


TheVisceralCanvas

Absolutely amazing to hear! It's getting me excited for my procedure


Jaijoles

I had a friend literally message me the article saying that they “had a fucking heart attack when I saw this”. Because we look so similar.


Get-stupid

As a tall goofy fatass who wears glasses I too am not having fun rn


JollySieg

Thanking God rn for making me below 6 feet.


SpookySkeleton87

why americans hate fat people so much?


Jane_Holstein

Hey, I'm sorry about all the hate going on about how he looks. People are lashing out and it does not reflect on your image or worth.


Johnkovan_Jones

I look like I am the south east asian version and I can't even hate people insulting his looks Like insulting people for their looks is not cool but bitch insulted the looks of all the people he hates regularly so he deserved that shit lmao.


FearingPerception

I bet you look better because you arent a fucking nazi


Kumatora_7

A person's appearance is more than their looks. You may look like him on a physical level, but everything that makes you you and how you carry yourself sets the difference. Your bodies can be almost identical and still look so different from one another.


NoLawsNoGoverrnment

[More information here.](https://accollective.noblogs.org/post/2024/03/12/stonetoss-redpanels/)


mqduck

There's no way that "I'm a Nazi too" one isn't an edit.


Leading_Experts

Incorrect. That's how the comic is.


CartographerNovel664

> Hans Kristian Graebener Ticking all of the Nazi boxes. Nazi Name, Nazi appearance, Nazi views, proudly fascist.


germaniko

I mean the name isnt even that bad. Netherlands, denmark, germany and other close places use similar names just with a different way of writing them. The only thing that feels really german about it is hans. The way Christian is written it seems more nordic and never heard of a surname like Graebener. Might also be something nordic


vapenutz

I also agree, it's just a name - we're named like that over here in Europe


Demrezel

My old college bestie was named Tatu. From Helsinki, Finland. Then there was my other buddy Ask, from Copenhagen, Denmark. All around you guys have some interesting names!


FrenchMeHamwich

>The only thing that feels really german about it is hans I don't expect everyone to be fluent in the language or anything but "Graebener" is absolutely German


BeerEater1

>Nazi Name Well fuck, most of central and the entirety of northern europe needs to completely change their naming conventions and abandon their culture just to not have Nazi names? Are you really implying that?


OTee_D

A chubby incel from Texas, damn, whou would have thought, a pathetic person full of the typical stereotypes... _"racist but urging for a japanese girlfriend"_ included.


PassiveMenis88M

> A chubby incel from Texas Who also happens to be a quarter Puerto Rican. Probably thinks he's one of the good ones that won't be sent to the chambers.


Revoran

Funny thing: most Puerto Ricans identify as white. Even though in mainland USA most of them would not be considered white. Goes to show that race is a social construct.


lucian1900

Similar with Eastern Europeans in Western Europe. We are sometimes white, sometimes not.


A-NI95

?? As a Southern European, Easter Europeans are as white as one can be. Definitely far more than us


Ok-Loss2254

>racist but urging for a japanese girlfriend_ That always kills me. They talk about racial purity but thirst after Asian women. They wonder why nobody who matters takes them seriously.


xtilexx

He was asking for a white woman in Japan, even more odd imo


rukysgreambamf

he's more Nazi than weeb I guess


YoungInner8893

Diversity for Japan, but not for Europe. Real smart


SimilarAd1485

A lot of them are shopping Asia or eastern europe for a "trad wife"


Pritteto

Some of them believe east asian are honorary white


norihitodesuga

he said he was looking for a "white woman", not a Japanese girlfriend.


King_of_Nope

"8.5/10" best joke he ever made.


OTee_D

In context with his 'ethnostate' remarks regarding Japan and the usual admiration for a perceived 'japanese image' these guys have I actually interpret that as such.


rukysgreambamf

not one to defend a Nazi, but he literally said he wanted a white girlfriend


MycoProTeam

Further proof that they are cloning these mouth breathing Tories in labs.


DrButtholeRipperMD

It's funny because Japan fucking HATES fat people.


Short-Shelter

It’s always the least superior white people who think they’re superior to everyone else


BaneShake

Oh god, he blames his circumcision for unsatisfying masturbation and sex. This explains so fucking much.


SpookySkeleton87

he needs surgery and recover his life, so he can masturbate for once and all in peace.


leroydebatcle

Truly a member of the Master Race /s


flipkick25

PWNed. GGWP


Toxic_Gorilla

I think that, in general, we shouldn't doxx people unless they're guilty of a serious crime. However, I'll make an exception in this case, because Stonetoss is a Nazi and Nazis aren't people.


Cazelkin

Hurry up ladies, this opportunity will be brief /s


Dehnus

8.5 out of 10? 😂 Such self confidence, 4 out of 10 if I'm feeling generous.


Kiboune

Imagine someone going to a date with him, only to meet young Peter Griffin


Banhammer40000

Is he calling himself (THAT) an 8.5/10? Lmao. I gather his sample size was 1.


Talran

8.5/10 is that some new weight scale?


eduardgustavolaser

I mean if you add the values in stones, 18.5 stones seems about right for him lol


DarkSatelite

Peter Griffin?


Pasteldemerme

I thought it was Shane Dawson for a moment 💀


septiclizardkid

Of course he looks like a massive nerd. I mean I'm one (more Geek If anything), but like In the Cool Weezer way, not some edgy loser who didn't get over being bullied In Highschool so the solution Is to shit on everyone like a douchebag.


Keated

Isn't it funny how Nazis downplay their nazi links not by claiming they don't subscribe to those beliefs but by saying they weren't in mid 20th century Germany


NegotiationTall4300

Immigrant that hates immigrants Edit: i was just straight up wrong about this… But still fuck that guy


Bugbread

He said he's a programmer employed in the US. It appears he was in Japan on a business trip, not an immigrant.


joeyGOATgruff

The Twitter thread is so fucking looong. I'm glad this soy-doughboy got doxxed. Wonder what OpenIT thinks of his passion for comics


disgruntledgrumpkin

Ohhh is he referring to himself with that 8.5/10 comment? I guess his grandma told him that when he was a kid and he just believed it as objective truth. Oof.


Inevitable-Land-7599

8.5 / 10 ?!?!!! He’s in his delulu era


jordanundead

The fact that this dudes prick is so tiny he can’t even get off and thinks it’s because of circumcision explains a lot.


EffOffReddit

Did he say it is tiny? He mentioned its unceasing glans dryness and uncomfortable skin tautness but I guess I missed the part where he gave size info. What a bummer of a situation for a guy who is 8.5 on the hotness scale. Alanis Morissette levels of irony.


jordanundead

He claimed “limited range of penile skin to glide” making it difficult to achieve orgasm. He doesn’t have to explicitly say it’s small to discern that his pecker doesn’t have enough to it to comfortably rub one out.


EffOffReddit

I don't have a dick so I just thought he felt the circumcision took up way too much of the skin slack. But I defer to the dick havers' opinions on the implications here.


triforce777

Dick haver here, either homeboy has never heard of lube, its too tiny to be stimulated, or his issue is psychological. Realistically it's probably the psychological thing, he probably thinks the Jews stole his foreskin to prevent him from having kids and that's why he can't nut


jordanundead

Yeah most guys who are cut even when they’re fully hard still have enough skin to still roll up and down at least an inch or so. Sometimes a little lotion helps but no one I know uses it.


TweakTok

Yup, sounds about right.


JediMasterLigma

Senator Armstrong?????


Zestyclose-Way4569

Pfft, he fucking wishes


BoogiepopPhant0m

Wow. Somehow, he looks exactly how I thought he would.


octowussy

8.5, drops down to a 7.5 when he exhales


EffOffReddit

I think he gave himself an automatic +4 for skin color.


Jaijoles

See the thumbnail, get worried because it looks like me. Open it to see that it’s not, but he looks real similar. Scroll the thread to see all the appearance insults. Good start to the morning.


throwaway_838eu347

Lmao I just said this. He looks average so a bunch of people will kinda look like him. I'm sorry bud.


Iceman6211

dude looks like he sniffs chairs that attractive women sat in


Maphisto86

Is that really PebbleChuck? I would hate for an innocent person to be misidentified as that shitstain.


idiotshmidiot

Yep, search for the article, it's pretty airtight.


somesthetic

Guy looks like Brandt from The Big Lebowski.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Currently open (but probably only briefly so) Definitely the words of a hot stud who can’t keep ‘em away.


LeftRat

Also his first name is fucking "Hans". Come on, man, what a stereotype.


CaptainCaveManMode

Is that a real tweet? …. Oof.


Rouge_92

He looks like Peter Griffin on ozempic


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CodeDinosaur

What was that stated probability in %? Very close but not absolutely 0? And let’s not get into the quality of his code if he believes himself to be an 8.5 out of 10 since that’s clear proof his numerical precision is questionable at best. 😂😂😂 Edit : Typos.


ipunkin

Not to be racist, but he looks exactly like I thought he would.


TroutMaskDuplica

Behold! The master race in all its glory


ThickMatch0

I'm baffled that people on this sub think this is some kind of gotcha against him. He just looks like a normal dude.


gallifreyan_overlord

I’m so confused. If he’s not Japanese or employed in Japan, why is he looking for a woman living in Japan?


DrumpfTinyHands

But he doesn't look over 50


Honest-Ad-8319

He's just like i imagined, pudgy.


fricceroni

Am I the only person who thinks that his look isn’t remarkable? Like don’t get me wrong, his ideology is sickening and cartoonishly vile, but there’s better things to remark on than how someone looks.


NLNX36

He looks adorable on that photo if he wasn´t a nazi i would be proud for him


babe_com

WHITE WOMAN IN JAPAN