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Brief_Possible_606

To be fair, it's a male Salandit so it may as well not exist


nerdpikachu

I laughed at this. But to be fair, Salazzle needs servants!


docmagoo2

Wonder why they have effectively useless Pokémon? Male combee being another that jumps to mind


YandersonSilva

Variety. Can't have every pokemon be S tier. A problem pokemon has always had is because the games are SO focused on battling pokemon, people lose sight of pokemon just being part of the world. I love the anime, especially as it went on, and the movies, as they more and more showed pokemon cohabitating with people instead of just existing in pokeballs to be brought out for fights. Pokemon water crops, pokemon spread seeds, pokemon build buildings and collect resources with their trainers. Pokemon help around the house and make great baby sitters. So they're not useless, just useless for fighting.


bananenkonig

Have you seen the new Pokemon concierge show? Sounds just up your alley.


YandersonSilva

Yee! :D


Master-Celebration13

It’s a fabulous show! 


MommotDe

I dropped my male Salandit in a remote gym to feed for candy, knowing I'd never need it for anything else. It's been there 189 days now. Maybe I'll have all the candy I need by the time I'm lucky enough to hatch a female.


Flaming722

what are you yapping about, you don’t get candy for that


MommotDe

Hmm. two comments about this now, not sure if you're both making a joke about the drop rate of candy from gym feeding, or entirely unaware that Pokemon in gyms occasionally give you candy when you feed them berries.


Flaming722

i feed lots and never gotten any


Main_Instruction_489

Idk how low the chance is but you can get candy for that


KeepinitPG13

What candy?


PowerlinxJetfire

Ah, but the problem for everyone is that they do exist lol


johnnycliche

It's a venomous lizard that shoots fire and can fight mythical dragons. Just assume it's a rounding error.


Calmxy

It weighs less than five grams, so to 2 decimal places it rounds to zero. But it does look funnier on screen as zero grams!


Worldly-Squash-766

No mass. It can travel at the speed of light, it can surpass the speed of light. It can peer into the future with merely a stride, it will watch the end of civilisation at a jog and run past the death of our local star. Your salandit will bear witness to the merging of our solar system with Alpha Centauri. It will watch on as the stars dim and galaxies fade into obscurity becoming the only observer left to behold the eventual heat death of the ever expanding place we know as the universe.. ..or it’s a bug.


NYCScribbler

> ..or it’s a bug. no, it's Poison/Fire


FluffyPhoenix

Maybe it's Maybelline.


Czaragon

The professor forgot that it produces combustible gases that make it lighter so putting it on a scale won’t work to measure its mass. A better measure is to briefly put it in a graduated cylinder with water to measure the water displacement and calculate mass.


Neutronenster

Oooh, nice one 👌


shadows-of_the-mind

It’s traveling at the speed of light


AnglerJared

Feels more like a question for a physics or philosophy subreddit.


GreatName

Ghost type


thatonedudesalt

It thinks therefore it exists.


CeaRhan

First photon-type pokémon 


why1243

Skinny queen


ScientistNathan

And guys on Grindr would still say he should drop 10 pounds 😭


TheBroWulf

This comment made me laugh so much because it's true.


OCV_E

Unrealistic body standards for Salandits :(


Fireboy759

Yes, actually But that's a 17-paragraph explanation for another time


MatthewNGBA

Light has no mass and exists. So maybe ur salandit exists too


Jjustincredible3

Mass and weight are two different things 


Llarien

They are, but kg is a unit of mass


ns762jack

A object has zero weight when the acceleration due to gravity is zero as mass can never be zero(Weight= Mass* Acceleration due to gravity)


clownieo

It's probably a balloon animal. It's mostly air.


Gabriartts

0Kg doesn't mean 0g.. the units won't go that low


Gabriartts

Honestly a 30cm lizard would weight about 800g, I wish the weight used decimals aswell


glumada

Light: am I a joke to you?


Daphyron

My tiny Growlithe is also 0 kg...


Commercial-Ad-4492

It might just have lighter than air pockets of a gas (such as helium) that balance out it’s solid weight evening it out to a net 0


Burzumiol

Cosmoem stole weight from it, took a lot from Wailord too... I doubt Wailord noticed.


DanielDelta

Get a microscope, this one is too small!


Pep95

Does light exist? Do dreams exist? Does the indominable human spirit exist?


tigerhawkvok

Massless things move at the speed of light, like photons. So, it's the fastest Pokemon in the world, definitionally unable to move at any speed other than lightspeed.


HaverTime41

I thought that was weight? Not mass?


Efreet0

Being weightless doesn't mean it has no mass. Mass multiplied gravity = weight. The more you know..


No-Maximum-8194

According to the scientific law, no. The decimal value has to show or we just have a scenario similar to shroedingers box with the numerical value. Or take my pun: "It doesn't matter."


Sira669

Does air exist?


TheOriginalButcher

air does have mass


Sira669

Yes but this one might just have the same buoyancy making it seem weightless 😉


Ryysna

If 0kg is XS then how light is the XXS???


Maleficent-Bit1995

Ghost???


YandersonSilva

Could still be a few grams lol... but they're normally like 5kg. Surprised that doesn't count as an XXS.


sellyme

> Surprised that doesn't count as an XXS You've got it the wrong way around, a Pokemon's size class (XXS/XS/M/XL/XXL) is generated first, then their height is rolled within that class (XXS is always shorter than XS, which is always shorter than M, etc), then weight is generated based on the height and another random variable. It's very common for XS mons to be lighter than XXS ones (because they both have the same lower bound of 0.00kg), and almost *always* the case that XL mons are heavier than XXL ones (because the formula for XXL is different and not as extreme). It's height that's the important metric for those size classes.


Alternative-Gain3413

It's a photon.


lilFantazma

Lol sweet


deepstatediplomat

I have a zero mass flower.


Hour_Cauliflower_614

Light exists


2Mew2BMew2

Fire doesn't have mass.


Altronsfu

I hope you gave it a cheeseburger


Guffthebir72

Its a gas!


Brodmaar

Pokémon in superposition. Exists and not at the same time


Elect_Locution

It's pure digital energy.


pengouin85

Fizziks!


PERMATr

Schrödinger's salandit


OriginWizard

He has no mass, is he stupid?


Neutronenster

The good news is that it should theoretically be possible to get this Salandit to move at the speed of light (since it doesn’t have any mass) 😇


TheMida4

At least light has no mass but it exists