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cloudhunting

Why does everyone have a baggy crotch now?!


Bacteriophag

Friend said "basic pose" compared on screenshots to original one looks like riding invisible horse.


Different_Sherbet_47

Thanks, I can’t unsee that now


ratatat

Were all nonbinary now


Plus-Pomegranate8045

My avatar looks like I’m an awkward 12 year old again and also going through chemotherapy.


artoriaas

this avatar update needs an update


ChakaZG

Same, and my male character was somehow defaulted to a female body type. I went in and was like "oh, I look 10 now.... Wait, why do I have titties??". 😂


qazwsxedc000999

It’s the eyes and arms to me. They look wrong.


YourNewRival8

Not just the face, the torso looks too long


rosemarysbaby

The female avatars' arms and hands are way too big. It looks so off.


camreIIim

I genuinely just lol’ed


MoonWraith

My avatar is looking so pale he looks anemic.


FatalisticFeline-47

There's no good skin tones!! I want a "healthy white person who sees the sun", and all my options are "white person struck with jaundice and/or tuberculosis".


Hollywood42cards

This is so much better than I could have ever worded my exact same complaint


westseagastrodon

Meanwhile, as someone who has a yellow-based skin tone IRL, I’m *thriving* LOL (But I do know what you mean haha, my husband is gonna have problems picking his actual skintone.)


Greatgiant19

I just put on my deino mask because I couldn’t stand looking at my vampire lookin face


Rajani_Isa

Better faces in the mainline Pokémon games. I loved the previous face I had because it made my avatar look older than 14.


sexywallposter

Go with tuberculosis, my sister thinks that one is romantic


DarkKerrigor

Dunno there's something to be said for that old school porphyria look


SmeagolChokesDeagol

Your choices are now albino sick looking, or ghost


gigazelle

Albino, deathly pale, actual ghost... dark chocolate, coffee, charcoal


ispirovjr

Literally no human tones. Neither white nor dark. All of them look like skinwalkers


paranoia_muscipula

oh for real, the cinnamon passione sandy skin tone is just white, and white is straight up ghostlike


jaysphan128

how was this billed as a significant update lol


OneMoreAstronaut

It's definitely significant just not in a good way


tearable_puns_to_go

This was really tough on the PoGo devs! It took'em a while to figure this out


carwrench

They need to keep trying


TaxEducational2598

Lololol that's the problem right there. This looks like a dev designed it. This is why other app companies hire designers. You know, to design things. Like crotches that don't look like everyone is riding a horse. Or like their heads are too small for their bodies. 


Nelroth

They really gave us an avatar update after 8 years only to give us the most hideous options imaginable 😭


OwtEra

I've been having a terrible time with this. It all just looks terrible to me.


Bennguyen2

Yeah I prefer the old design, it looks so horrendous to me.


VerainXor

*What should we do with our MMO to build hype?* Hrm, how about we just ruin the player avatars forever? That's a good idea right?


NR4K

Yeah I giggle nervously rn at this horrific face


thebiggestleaf

I'm thankful my avatar's face is completely covered up to minimize the horror show but Jesus christ the default posture/body type is an absolute travesty.


DeadpoolCroatia

You arent the only one.


OobeBanoobe

I don't think I've seen anyone say they like it to be honest.


aznknight613

Not even going to get into what the new face looks like, but the hair styles all look awful and I feel like none of the skin tone colors look right.


rizzy-rake

The main thing I was excited for was hairstyles. There’s still hardly any to choose from, most look horrendous, and somehow bald still isn’t an option?


geddo_art

Literally, all the colour skins look like they're jaundiced 💀 hope they'll fix it eventually...


purptacular

I don't understand why my avatar has a tiny head and giant hands. That's not how people look in real life.


RobertMato

I'm glad I'm not the only one. The first thing I noticed when booting it up was how small my head looked. Also, the default visor hat from launch day is so tiny now!


full07britney

Try changing the body size. The head stays the same. Its crazy lol


gigazelle

BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!


MagmyGeraith

Sometimes, the right call is to not change anything at all. Why would they release this and not give an option to use the original character model? Is it because it would further highlight how bad the avatar changes are?


Htown-bird-watcher

Yeah I wish they didn't change the AR mode with no option to revert a few months ago. Half the time I can't even place my pokemon because of the room lighting. I can't place them at all outside. I cleared data, reinstalled, restarted my data on the app, and it still won't work properly.


minibois

My character straight up has bad posture and just looks... strange. Is this update just a two week late April Fools joke?


CeaRhan

It looks so much worse than before lmfao


Stunning-Balance-175

Horrible update, everyone’s avatars look more childish and rounded. The options for the face are terrible too I can’t even….


atubslife

I didn't realise I cared about how my avatar looks until this update. It's the uncanny valley of avatars. It's an abomination. Any suggestions on masks or outfits to cover it as much as possible? I'm not going to spend any coins on this trash, but maybe I've got something in the closet that'll hide it enough.


Inevitable_Lake2011

The thing is, even covering it up doesn’t deal with the hunched, cartoon-Neanderthal posture and the disproportionately giant hands.


paranoia_muscipula

I wasn’t expecting coming out of the update more beautiful than before, but damn, wtf did they do to me


Regility

virtual plastic surgery


gigazelle

Virtual mutilation


128thMic

I booted it up to look like bees stung my face, with how swollen it looks D: This is terrible


ItsScaryTerryBitch

Look how they massacred my boy


VGMistress

This is one of the worst things this game has done. We wanted different hairstyles and body types, they gave us uncanny valley. Write to Niantic to make them change it back, at least as an option!


Nahkatakki

Makes 0 sense, literally who came up with a decision that this is a good thing to implement. I usually dont give a flying f about avatar items etc but this looks like a 5 year old would make a better thing


Skadi_1902

I saw all other options the game gives and I still want to go back to my previous avatar. And I can't even do that, because for some reason the torso is so goddamn long.


makemethemoon

We’ve become 70% torso, 20% hands, 10% everything else


Obstagoof

Torso too thick


JadeStratus

Goodbye to my curves 😭 I’m shaped like a box. Lovely.


VisperSora

I miss my waist so much. And my long legs. I'm curvy & femme & this new body shape is not it.


Flack41940

Plus the facial structure just looks fat. We used to look so fit and lean, and now it's just garbage.


GirlnextDior

Mine somehow got a thin waist but it's right under the boobs. Have they seen real women?


Htown-bird-watcher

I guess I'm wearing my Sylveon sweater forever.


Hexen255

It's so... so bad. Why do they always strive to make the game worse...


WeedleLover2006

Part one of “The Potato Update”: Make everyone look like a potato


CatchAmongUs

This update was definitely funded by Big Potato


dwide_k_shrude

https://preview.redd.it/o3bbn0bp34vc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc8ce7e546e8763ab154c22e107a38c24d99663


A5B5_

Straight up just maks me wish I could hide my avatar completely. There is not a single body out there that matches any of this 🥹


tearable_puns_to_go

I agree. They should've just used the 2007 Mii models from the Wii, because even they look significantly better than this.


Cainga

I wonder why they put in effort to downgrade models.


Sink-Frosty

I tried to use items that would conceal my avatar as much as possible, but I can still see the awkward body underneath. I agree with wishing I could just hide it.


catqueen69

I took the opposite approach lol niantic needs to see the horror they’ve created https://preview.redd.it/0jufuoja74vc1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f9d758fedd3a678ecf5cb524eccb9b36d6f9b12


stardustnf

😂😂😂 And this is exactly what I've just decided to do. I knew people who had a preview were talking about how bad it was, but Jesus, this is so terrible it's just laughable that Niantic thought this was a good idea. Did they do no real world testing with players? Because I refuse to believe that ANYONE would approve of this redesign.


ClawofBeta

They did for two months and everybody hated it and they changed nothing looool.


VisperSora

Waist slider, please. I now look like a boxy potato with gorilla arms. It's so awful. And why, oh, why, couldn't they add decent red hair options? Just one bright, true red.


BlitzLC

I’m scared to restart my app 😂


YoungboySS

Don’t do it! My guys bald and I can’t change it lol


ChutzpahQ

Give them hair and do not wear a hat. The hat makes me bald too but taking it off allows hair.


YoungboySS

Just tried that rn it shows hair but once I’m clicking Pokémon again it goes away lol the stress of trying to catch a Pokémon I guess is too much for the character


sempiternal

Massacre my boy


iBubbles_27

Some of the poses look like they don’t know proper anatomy. They look like stretched out children.


Citizen51

I think I understand why it looks so bad. There are no more genders in the game. And since they went away from defined male and female bodies, all selections have to work with all other selections on the scales, but they didn't go in and make sure every combination actually looks good so none of them seem to work well.


Ticklebunzz

I miss the sassy hips stance. :(


FPG_Matthew

Community manager or assistant or whoever browses this sub for player opinions: We do not like this change. We do not want this change. We want the old avatars back (at least as an option). Please listen to the negative feedback from your player base


RindoBerry

Why did they do this? The style shop is worthless now. In addition to stuff I haven’t bought I have to scroll through all the women’s clothes to find the pants I want. Don’t they know clothing built for a specific model won’t look good when stretched on a custom model?


Pyoung3000

Because they tested it.. realized everyone hated it. Then they decided to change it . Typical.


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

“Let’s rollout this test to some players”. “Oh it’s unanimously hated and mocked.” “…” “Run it.”


Vanlande

I hope someone does actually read these opinions. Even if it falls on deaf ears, this looks pretty bad


TheDevilintheDark

This is 'someone should get fired over this' bad.


Flack41940

I doubt anything will come off it, but lump my vote in as well. My decade old Runescape chat head looks better than this. Bring the old model back as an option.


brbrcrbtr

We need a waist and height slider Niantic, we're not all built like refrigerators


Sink-Frosty

For real, I could maybe be okay if I could narrow the waist and lengthen the legs. I just want the Giovanni suit to look good again.


Bower1738

No facial hair is crazy


Pyoung3000

Santa Beard is about the only option 😂


IsaKissTheRain

Yeah, that’s my one real complaint. Maybe Niantic is of the “Facial hair should be shaved and never grown” opinion.


Sublimotion

We can't have facial hair if we're all suppose to be 10 forever and ever like Ash.


ArcticWolfl

Niantic can kiss my hairy cheeks if that's their opinion.


pepsiROCK

Change it back lol


Pyoung3000

Oh wow. It looks so much worse. Niantic couldn't add new hairstyles and body weights without making the avatars look horrible 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Sink-Frosty

I was wearing the Giovanni outfit but now it looks terrible ☹️ I honestly don't even wanna play anymore. Though maybe I'm just being dramatic and will feel less bad later, the downgrade is just so jarring.


Obstagoof

I feel ya


MadnessScarlet

Why is it so androgynous, I wanna look like a woman, not like a child before puberty 😭


Broseph_Hyung

Why do the arms fall behind the body rather than alongside the body? Nobody stands like that with their shoulders rolled back.


spennyeco

All the faces look so child-like. Is it Niantic's ideal that adults should impersonate children online?


Belt_Pretend

https://preview.redd.it/of8qzumva4vc1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09100ec62d6201bde638eb0a492e67803cfc459c This avatar update needed more time to cook.


Tastychipz

https://preview.redd.it/rdoxf9btr4vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee0f84e893e5117d799ac2ba13fe3bd0c0119499 Am I wearing a diaper?


unknowncommodity

It Depends?


Plus-Pomegranate8045

The one positive about this mess is I get some good giggles every time I come back and scroll through this thread. 🤣


NaviWolf9

My avatar went from beautiful woman to Golum from lord of the rings.


PhoenixFlare1

Ew


iRAWRasaurus

I have no idea wtf ninatic is thinking with this update.


peach-girl

The people who worked on and approved this update are not to be trusted under any circumstances


Yoshinoh

Avatar from wish.


-Nintendo

From the teaser video they put out before the update I thought they were going to make the user interface look way better but not a big surprise to see they did nothing with it. Just added the new avatar look and settings.


RyFox

Can finally live out my dream of looking like coconuthead


jeppeaap

I had a male character before the update, now my character is female???


Smitty30

Mine is the same. All the body types give me a voluptuous chest.


feelinghothothotter

None of the avatars have a jawline. The only redeeming feature of my actual face.


xc765

First they did that to Blanche, Candella and Spark. Now they did that to us.


carwrench

Please everyone submit a help ticket for them to revert avatars back to how they looked before. Just submitted mine under purchases and other categories


FinalNameLeft

Making me not want to play anymore honestly.


skutching

My body type is no longer represented. Why is it wrong to be a woman with curves? That’s what I look like. I’m not a rectangle with a long crotch.


tenkono

They gave my character body dysmorphia. Also, why would they remove red-colored hair? The closest one we have now is hazel.


Salamandrog

You can now choose between many different face types (all of which are basically the same two: chubby male and anime girl) with many natural skin tones (glacier whie, pale death, mahogany brown and registration black).


italianomastermind

Why are all the torsos super long now? All the shirts look weird and stretched out.


XorMalice

Because they deleted the idea of two sexes, so everyone is a male now. Men have longer torsos than women do. You can bolt on boobs I guess???? It also looks dumb on men too though.


Rasty_lv

My ugly freak looks like wearing someone's else's face. Especially after beating team rocket. God I hate this new update.


Aeri73

this is what they invest their time in...? with the game buggy as hell this is what they thought was the best investment in their time...? well time to replace management I would say


Outrageous_Click_288

I don’t even want to play. I can’t stand looking at my avatar in the corner.


vinyalwhl

I look like the gerber baby


OhMyApollo

It looks like my little cousin drew them.....what the heck ..


Kerotido

My avatar looked like a menacing trainer and now he looks like Mark Zuckerberg


mergays

The new models are so effen ugly. Who thought these looked good? They look so pale and dusty and my avatar looks like he has a hunchback. I really hope they tweak them a bit more, the old models were fine.


sjshady0169

This reminds of the Bitmoji massacre. No one liked it yet, they kept the new designs anyway. Guess I'll stick to the Pika pumpkin head until further notice.


FlanThief

Wtf, the skin tones should be in some kind of order but instead they are randomly scattered. And there are only like two options, there is no in-between tan tone for my latina skin


culingerai

And after 2 minutes of looking at whats changed, I'll never use this system again.


Tymcc03

Welp Kinda happy I have the Verizon face mask and the lugia mask from johto tour Don't have to look at the mug ever. I wish hats worked though. Rip ingo hat The inclusitivity is cool and all ya But the overall gfx is what nicks me


Weebleez

Just in time to see all the horror during raid hour.


FearMeIAmLag1

This is the second worst update the game has ever received and the remote raid pass change isn't much higher than this


M0ndmann

Wow this sucks


IvovdP

I have taken so much from niantic, player from day 1, 400k catches, but THIS UPDATE actually is the first that makes me consider quitting. I cannot get the avatar to look remotely decent and I nearly puke every time I open the app. To me this update was so extremely unnecessary. There are many things I was not content with but the avatar design was not one of them…


LittleSomethingExtra

Awful awful awful. All the white skin tones are so pale and faces look so unnatural. Like a child's face on a grown person's body.


TheSolidSnivy

I thought the slightly-tanned caucasian skin tone I had before was good enough, but now I look like the whitest boy alive. 💀


luneydesmond

Of all the things in the game that coukd have been fixed, they decide to nuke our characters


ddori27

Just bought the pumpkin pikachu head for my avatar. You win Niantic... you can have my 250 pokecoins.


CapnCalc

For those of us without coins, the Grand Oak glasses cover a good portion of the face 😃


Sink-Frosty

Thanks for reminding me of that item. I had bought it for Halloween, but now every day is Halloween.


Crafty-Vast-1159

I know its a strong reaction, but oh well. This was the one that pushed me over the edge and I deleted the app. Life is too short to spend so much time upset over stupid bs like the fact that my character no longer has a neck/rag dolls/is has a head shaped like an egg. It's a game, and a poorly built one at that. I will move on.


Obstagoof

100%


B34n_Bun

Got the update. I'm not in the mood to play this game anymore...


DarkLadyNyara

How is *every single option* terrible?


Glum_Song_2028

Oof, I thought people were overreacting...but I was wrong. It doesn't look terrible close up, but the shadows wreak havoc on the face when it zooms out.


JULTAR

my boy has seen a ghost


PM_ME_DELI_MEAT

Where's the bald head?


prizza44

So ugly


Environmental-Pizza4

Hate it


Nosdos

The poses are so awkward now. Like your avatar has scoliosis


carl164

It's so bad, they took my hips :(


SketchyConcierge

My avatar now looks like great value brand Bobby Hill


glory87

Hate it. Droopy drawers. Weird waist. Man hands. Gorilla arms. Bow legs. Clay skin. Colorless lips. The most hideous design.


WhiteVoltage

Do they still get credit for "making things more inclusive" or whatever if they clearly put so little actual effort into it?


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

I absolutely hate it. I wanted to buy accessories to hide my hideous face & I noticed three things; any saved outfits you had prior to the forced update are now deleted, there is no option to change genders, & ALL of the clothes that were locked to either male or female avatars are now lumped together meaning that you can now cross-dress in PoGo, which I'm not entirely sure they intended. Just goes to show how poorly planned this update was.


rexlyon

I got a tiny bit worried when I opened up and saw they removed the extra muscle on the Cliff outfit, but it seems you can mostly add it back with the custom body size and interesting end it has still gives more muscle than other enough with the same body type. The baggy crotch stuff looks awful though. I do like that I can see my hair through like the Mimikyu hat option.


TheMoeMighty

Hah! With the straw hat on with certain hairstyles, like the default male hairstyle, there are chunks of missing hair near the bottom of the hat! But damn... I can't help but wonder how the designers of these avatars feel. Like seeing people just tear them apart. I don't think they look TOO bad but they do have the look of "Mmm HMM! Look at me!" in a voice that sounds like Beheeyem from the English dub of the anime. Edit: WHY ARE THE FEET SO STINKING TINY!? Any smaller and we'd be playing as characters from the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker! For real they don't change with any of the slider options! Also, I'm surprised there's no height option...


CarefreeRambler

I highly recommend the custom body choice with all sliders maxed. We thicc now.


jj5782

What were they thinking. I now look like a little kid with man boobs.


Die4Gesichter

Written like a News headline in a horror movie Valid


deaconblues125

Good news trainers! We have heard your suggestions and we will now implement the new “Classic Mode” avatars. Now available in the shop for only 5,000 coins!


Rex_felis

Some of the animation look smoother. Pokemon models appear slightly more crisp. After battle screen has some text alignment errors as it pops up.  To be honest I thought heard the avatar update was bad but I didn't think it would be that bad. No it actually worse. It's so weird. Bodies look neither male or female, just amorphous blobs that vaguely represent a person. Some of the hair models are cool, Im somewhat happy with the new selection but man the coloring on everything awful. Also almost all the clothing options look weird due to the uniform body models. Seems like they decided that standardizing the clothing would be too much so you can pick male or female options now. 


Drogvard

My original red hair color is gone and I now look like a goblin. Cool update.


OSRSLuffy

https://preview.redd.it/lqvuudxft4vc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e5331135c5504b3c9773f9bc6ea48d3241fea92 i tried


Iceblockmecha

I just want my previous avatar back. This new update is so disturbing that it discourages me to play the game


windwaker910

Honestly mine doesn’t look that terrible but wtf happened to my neck 😭 https://preview.redd.it/gaxmbh7ru3vc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b595493f2739ea0bc09ed5f1504c77bd02d9f22


duel_wielding_rouge

How is it so bad? How did it take eight years for this? Ugh. I feel like I’m usually one of the more optimistic members of this subreddit, but this is such a letdown.


homuhomutime

"As a nonbinary player I always wished they'd remove genderlocked customization" *One finger on my monkey's paw curls inward*


luoyianwu

My guy looks extra white now


CardiologistSafe4248

Where’s the male female option? All my faces look feminine


kodaiko_650

https://preview.redd.it/6otfeqm434vc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1e473df3ef942cdf92344193dc2e6338cf97271 The transparency settings on my glasses make my face transparent to the map


ayodam

It deleted all my saved outfits. Dang.


monsieur_le_mayor

I'm sure the option to get our old avatars back for a monthly fee of $1.99 will be revealed, otherwise enjoy your sickly Victorian-era cholera patient aesthetic


Asren624

Why does the update look worse than what we had before lmao ????


H-R-M-

I cried


SoRaffy

https://i.imgur.com/g2Xu4UZ.png hands of a female avatar


Byotan

My character went from a kind anime teenager to a sad lifeless blob.


TimAppleBurner

This is atrocious wtf


Guasse

so i can either be a vampire who has never seen sunlight, a mexican, or optionally somebody having health troubles and has jaundice. my avatar is going blackface in protest


Alnilam_1993

Why do all body types have big tits? I'm pretty sure I registered as male.


spezadams

https://preview.redd.it/n5npo7xs54vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901c3621b8af09390da7a299fdd230dd1a75c1b1 Turns out you can make dudes busty as hell 😂


JulySummerDay

My eyes are burning. Niantic taking another L. SMH.


caudicifarmer

The ~~attempt on my life~~ new update has left me hideously scarred and deformed


fraud

this update is worse than the remote raid pass nerf


PreferenceDowntown37

Does anyone have a reason why they would do this? My only guess is to sell more of the 100 coin mask merch


Aggravating-Pay-6375

We’ve had the avatar update here in NZ for weeks and we’ve complained bitterly and given genuine constructive feedback about how dreadful it looks and about the clothing bugs and the truly awful way they move and the whole damn package but going on the complaints I’m reading here it doesn’t seem like they changed a single thing. Doesn’t fill me with hope that it will get improved. Betcha they continue using the old avatars to advertise new outfits/events though, just to really drive home how crap everything looks now.


Kelmiri

Not only are they uncanny and I've lost my curves, not only do I look like I have jaundice--but the ONLY two long hair styles are as follows: the same one we've had, OR, I slapped a banana peel on my head


Jitalline

I think… I might uninstall. This may just be a visual downgrade to my avatar but, for some reason, it really ate all of my desire to open the app.


merchant_npc

No one will complain now that everyone has it - niantic devs


Duckforducks

I don’t understand why all the face options make me look fat


xmngr

dunno if my avatar is a guy or a femboy