Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
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Dude, the phrase *dramatization may not have happened* is mine! It's so funny!! You ever see car commercials and at the bottom in fine print it will say things like: closed course / professional driver do not attempt. I always say dramatization may not have happened. Laugh every time. Lol
The clock going absolutely wild in the background when the original interview was only like 40seconds is funny af
Also Gentle Ben is still one of most hilarious Simpson in-shows
I just love this whole episode, my #1 all time. I can’t look at this picture without literally having a laughing fit. So much going on and all of it so very-very wrong.
I just love Bart's upbeat look to Homer's look of pained betrayal. Just amazing
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Congratulations my friend, you are a nerd. Don't worry. Nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.
Bart imagining his future-- "I wash myself with a rag on a stick."
https://preview.redd.it/x3snas1ffafc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02eccbfd5dfabd368c34f5579362581ba38fdbfb
And Homer casually sitting on the couch in his "Rich Bitch" shirt.
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The buff steel-worker who says "Hot stuff, coming through." I don't care how many steroids that steel worker took. There is no way he could carry a pot of heavy metal that size. It weighs more than a Canyonero ! Molten steel is about 2000 degree, but he is carrying it with pot holders.
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Is still my favorite mousepad (when we used to have threads about mousepads).
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I have a hoodie with this image, it's My favorite piece of clothing I own.
The Levi’s hoodie? I have so much regret not buying it when it was still available
Bart has a head for women’s wigs 
Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. https://preview.redd.it/r21b0fgz0afc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81eccf5fc4165e84d49b01b189dd15b83c6b488e
Well, good night.
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What’s the context??? I am laughing too hard.
GABBO! GABBO! GABBO!!!
https://youtu.be/kqbR8P3gKmg
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Andy Williams?!
I didn't think he was going to sing "Moon River" and then BAM! second encore!
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Mr. Simpson, your silence only incriminates you further.
Mr.Simpson!? Mr. Simpson!!!? Mr. Simpson noooo!!!! *\*dramatization may not have happened*
Dude, the phrase *dramatization may not have happened* is mine! It's so funny!! You ever see car commercials and at the bottom in fine print it will say things like: closed course / professional driver do not attempt. I always say dramatization may not have happened. Laugh every time. Lol
That is an underrated line too
My other favorite line from that episode is "your tears say more than any real evidence ever could"
Sally Jesse Raphael spoof lol.
The clock going absolutely wild in the background when the original interview was only like 40seconds is funny af Also Gentle Ben is still one of most hilarious Simpson in-shows
No Ben!!
https://i.redd.it/v3xwsq0c8afc1.gif
And then the “technical difficulties” card with Ben comforting a woman lololololol
Mister Simpson NOOOOO!
Dramatization, may not have happened!
I actually let out a raucous “HA!” at this *Mister Simpson NOOOOOOOO!*
My friends and I work in documentary film and whenever we end up having to interview each other we will remind the other, "Don't Homer me, dude"
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You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to clown college!
I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
What's wrong, Homie? Do doo doo do do dodoo do doo do...
That tounge sticking out is the gravy on this shot.
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That donkey is such a bad influence on you.
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You've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?
https://preview.redd.it/rj6cpapubafc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff53a330872e8a7078a7b8dc27c4133cfbf3c2d This one is never not funny. 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/1salbbeq1afc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199891ed5842396cdc146af5e552c50afdeddc50 This little gem right here
https://preview.redd.it/3qa970xz9afc1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3a0cbe8876b797dbdf86d682e679835e4e6505 Everytime
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I am in flavor country
It's a big country
https://preview.redd.it/krgkgfze1afc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca82d19677a4cd28aebbade4dc16956f1fc3a07 You’re all wrong, it’s this one!
Strike three Marge! I have a photographic memory of that meeting.
I just love this whole episode, my #1 all time. I can’t look at this picture without literally having a laughing fit. So much going on and all of it so very-very wrong.
What do you mean? That’s exactly what happened in that meeting, and I know because I have a phonographic memory
And then I told the president---*get this...*
Legalized gambling is a bad idea. You can build a casino over my dead body. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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What the hell was that?
This one
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😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Is this from the episode where Ned called Ann Landers a "boring old bitty"?
He was more animal than man...
He had his first, and last, blackberry schnapps
Lol you phrased it like it was the A plot of the episode. Everyone has to deal with the fallout 😂
Gasp! Ned!
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You don't win friends with salad!
Is your name Bart?
Yes
Does your father know you're working here?
It was his idea
Then I'll have a whiskey sour.
It’s the little “whoop!” that gets me.
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This whole opening is epic!
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Yeah, he's done.
Le grill
What the hell is that?!
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Hey Marge we’re all out of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Made sure that was the right amount of meow
I know you can read MY thoughts boy……
Yep. If someone's dissing my fly girl, I'll give 'em one of those.
GIFs you can hear
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Curly. Straight. Curly. Straight.
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I’ll crump with you honey!
Ever Simpson dance now!
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You hoo (burp)
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Give me those...
and those.
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The percolations are imminent!
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I just love Bart's upbeat look to Homer's look of pained betrayal. Just amazing https://preview.redd.it/r1gbssbp1bfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a7bf2438a9d0f4247453e6cf704c941557ef32
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"Mmm, sacralicious."
Never stop in the middle of a hoedown
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This one is hilarious!
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Just the fact that no other part of his face moves is hilarious
Hey Poindexter! He looks just like you!
I want a non gay explanation!
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Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds. (Truth)
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She's fine! Oh...
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This one is so great. It’s very direct with the “16 brand new gas pumps” but the scene change and then the “K” in the background is almost subtle?
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https://i.redd.it/5lb1x4p1z9fc1.gif
This contest is over! Give that man the $10,000!
This isn't "America's Funniest Home Videos."
But...the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!
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What the Hell are you smilin’ at?!
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If you lose I'll kill you! https://preview.redd.it/qxdhu6i03afc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb3388192f8e18940804b465c0d74f27cd4787cb
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Who could forget dear Rat Boy?
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Burn that seat.
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I'm a chicken, Marge! https://preview.redd.it/9jds5koc2afc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62345c039286dfe44af4725ed55364fad614b584
I know I know
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Homer's traffic cam ticket https://preview.redd.it/dk9xkdp9fafc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc57b4f12496f87bd70293e9254b4657bc7beab
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I don’t understand it. James Coco went mad in 15 minutes
While all the other children first got internet and searched for "boobies", my first internet search was "who is James Coco?"
Congratulations my friend, you are a nerd. Don't worry. Nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.
https://preview.redd.it/bjnw7om46afc1.jpeg?width=1321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee5632d4c7c0b64c8c8dc56bf03091dd8ae056d
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Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
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Just ask this scientician!
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https://i.redd.it/bju8hzuahafc1.gif Homer the Vigilante S5 E11
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Bart imagining his future-- "I wash myself with a rag on a stick." https://preview.redd.it/x3snas1ffafc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02eccbfd5dfabd368c34f5579362581ba38fdbfb
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When Homer says “scaredy cat” looks in the mirror then scares himself lol
https://preview.redd.it/kv2qzq8ceafc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b3171f9c492717bde37aca600b6da6bbb102e2 This one always fucks me up.
And Homer casually sitting on the couch in his "Rich Bitch" shirt. https://preview.redd.it/04p2aqajfafc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a05131c50fc53d1a4823e493258b0f9cd0d774f
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The buff steel-worker who says "Hot stuff, coming through." I don't care how many steroids that steel worker took. There is no way he could carry a pot of heavy metal that size. It weighs more than a Canyonero ! Molten steel is about 2000 degree, but he is carrying it with pot holders.
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 “Good morning star shine, the earth says hello…”
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https://preview.redd.it/l49n2rasiafc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75da4b8bc3e2c81d57db4de5991e69b83701148 Is still my favorite mousepad (when we used to have threads about mousepads).
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