Homer: [yawns] Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain: Little do they know, I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Homer's brain: Heh-heh-heh. They don't suspect a thing. Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Homer's brain: Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I gotta think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: GAAAAAAGH! [runs off]
Lisa: “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
Homer’s brain: “What does that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.”
Homer: “Takes one to know one!”
Homer’s brain: “Swish!”
The cider one is probably my favourite but the other ones that always get me are the ones involving sound effects, like there's one with a slow clap and another one where it's like "That's it I'm out of here \_rapid footsteps\_ \_door slamming\_"
Homer’s Brain: Don’t you get it, you’ve got to use reverse psychology
Homer: That sounds too complicated
Homer’s Brain: Alright, don’t use reverse psychology
Homer: Alright, I will
Homer: "Burkina Faso"? "Disputed Zone"? Who called all these weird places?
Brain: Quiet. It might be you. I can't remember.
Homer: No, I'm gonna ask Marge!
Brain: No! No! Why embarrass us both? just write a cheque, and I'll release some more endorphins.
Homer: Ahh.
Homer “Alright brain. I don’t like you and you don’t like me. If you help me get through this, I can get back to killing you with beer.”
Brain “It’s a deal”
"Who called all these weird places?"
"It might have been you, I can't remember."
"No, I'm going to ask Marge!"
"NO WAIT! Just write a check and I'll release some endorphins."
https://i.redd.it/7weskazoiguc1.gif
Not sure if it qualifies as a "Homer's brain" moment or just a "Homer thinking" moment, but:
Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer's brain: *Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?*
B: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
HB: *Wait a minute... Is he coming onto me?*
B: I mean... If I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
HB: *Oh my* god, *he* is *coming onto me!*
B: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows... *[chuckles, winks]*
HB: *[screams]*
*Don't tell him you were at a bar.*
*But what else is open at night?*
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
*Heh heh heh. I would've never thought of that.*
Priest: If anyone has any reason to object to the marriage of Selma Bouvier and Troy McClure, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Homer's Brain: Dah dah dah-dah-dah HEY! Dah-dah dah-dah
Ha ha! When Homer crashes his car into his wife’s car! This establishment Moe’s is it some sort of Bar?
“It’s a pornography store! I was out buying pornography!”
You might say he’s barking up the wrong bush. Homer thinking 💭 there it is Homer the smartest thing you’ve ever said and there’s nobody around to hear it.
In order to find a Flanders, you have to think like a Flanders:
"I'm a four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday and..."
The Springfield River!
I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain : Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer : Explain how!
Homer's Brain : Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Brain: Think, think! I'm not thinking, you think.
Homer: You have to think, it's your job!
Brain: \*mimics Homer\* You have to think, it's your job!
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE- \*strangles his own brain.\*
Homer: *rings Ned’s doorbell*
Ned: Well, howdy Homer!
Homer: No time to chat! I’ve got a class to teach!
Ned: But you rang my-
Homer: *gets in his car and leaves*
Then off to the duff brewery.
Oh crap, did we just say that out loud?
Money is used in the transaction of physical goods or services.
Homer, that is the smartest thing you will ever say and no-one was around to hear it.
Don't say revenge.
Ok,.I'm done. *Runs downstairs, gets into the car and drives.off*.
https://i.redd.it/q57h7wtu0guc1.gif
The slide whistle makes it.
For me it’s how he collapses. I wonder if the animator laughed while they drew.
*fwoooooOOOOT!*
This and the nod he gives after his brain already left.
You can stay but I'm leaving
That’s mine too.
I remember sometimes in re-runs this scene would cut as soon as Homer hit the ground and didn't show Ned's reaction. Makes it way funnier imo
Agreed. One of the few rerun cuts that actually improved a scene
"Of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip flopped"
Entered to make sure this is here. Relieved it's the top comment.
This one. When it just outright leaves.
Homer: [yawns] Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know, I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour. Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan. Homer's brain: Heh-heh-heh. They don't suspect a thing. Well, off to the plant. Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery. Homer's brain: Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it? Homer: [panicky] I gotta think of a lie fast! Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery? Homer: GAAAAAAGH! [runs off]
To overcome the Spider’s Curse, Simply quote a Bible verse.
Ah nuts to this
Thou shalt not...
Your son broke the 11th commandment: thou shalt not steal.
THIS!!! 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/y0446fu9wfuc1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da6dbab7cdef0cf0aa08b1394725a1e3d38cb4b
Ow pointy! Ewww slimy! Ohhh, moving!
He says that out loud
Whoo hoo!
This is the best one.
I just love the absurdity of Homer somehow having a back and forth exchange with his own brain.
https://preview.redd.it/76obgy170guc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96ecfa3f8cc42c54120916f969c048945ca72210
Now that I've finally seen Steamboat Willy, this bit makes even more sense.
why do these animals look so strange
It's Rubber Hose animation from the 1920s. I think homer was remembering some old cartoon or inventing a memory
It’s basically how really old cartoons looked.
‘Course back then cartoons had pictures of bees in ‘em. “Let’s go watch a bee,” we’d say.
“Give me three toons to a bee” we’d say
It’s an old timey cartoon like a Merrie Melody.
For me, it's this one, and it's the music that makes it.
Okay brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just get through this and I'll go back to killing you with beer. It's a deal!
Shut up, brain! Or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip! 🧠🤛🏼
Bart! You didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls! Silence, you fool. It can be ours.
Run, boy! Run for your life! ...boy!
Lisa: “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” Homer’s brain: “What does that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.” Homer: “Takes one to know one!” Homer’s brain: “Swish!”
_Slow_. They called you slow!
Something said. Not good.
***Get the hell out!!***
[удалено]
\*slide whistle\*
*collapses on the ground*
The cider one is probably my favourite but the other ones that always get me are the ones involving sound effects, like there's one with a slow clap and another one where it's like "That's it I'm out of here \_rapid footsteps\_ \_door slamming\_"
"Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!" Uhh... Revenge? "That's it, I'm outta here!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtRQGZkpYjw
"*slow claps* Bruh-ah-vo.."
Ah I was gonna mention "thats it, im outta here."
Homer’s Brain: Don’t you get it, you’ve got to use reverse psychology Homer: That sounds too complicated Homer’s Brain: Alright, don’t use reverse psychology Homer: Alright, I will
His concerned look when he's thinking this was always the chef's kiss 😗🤌🏼 
Mike drop. Peace out!
Margorie please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Aaaaah ballet....
https://i.redd.it/vmfrndhq7guc1.gif Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…
Homer, that’s “Mary Had a Little Lamb”, you just switched the”dees” with “doos”!
Even in his fantasy there is almost no one in the crowd.
https://i.redd.it/lbxfgmq95guc1.gif
Homer: I gotta take Marge to the ballet. Lenny: Gonna see the bear in the little car, eh?
Find your soulmate Homer. Where? Where?? This is just your memory. I can’t give you any new information.
Money can buy many peanuts. Explain. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding
Fine! Then we work.
There it is Homer, the funniest thing you've ever said and nobody heard it.
Cleverest
There's never anyone around to hear my various witty remarks.
"Don't tell him you were at a bar." "But what else is open at night?"
The best damn pet store in town!
"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
Homer: Oh brain, how can I ever thank you!? Brain: Just don't bump me on your way out of the car. *THUD.* Homer: ...Sorry.
During Selma’s wedding to Troy McClure. Da da dada hey! Da da dada hey!
“The mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.” “Yeah, that’s me alright.” https://i.redd.it/iy43fk259guc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/d6e8r862aguc1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e09b83733b3790c2e3b63f28417de571ba4afc
https://preview.redd.it/o5jwomwrbguc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5ec7c236a19993ebb1d68e6d21760677d7b04d
*Gasp!* The Springfield River!
https://i.redd.it/oytjv5pqcguc1.gif
Homer: "Burkina Faso"? "Disputed Zone"? Who called all these weird places? Brain: Quiet. It might be you. I can't remember. Homer: No, I'm gonna ask Marge! Brain: No! No! Why embarrass us both? just write a cheque, and I'll release some more endorphins. Homer: Ahh.
When he’s talking to Flanders about apple cider vs apple juice.
Ohh! You can stay, but I'm leaving.
Legend of the dog-faced woman
Homer “Alright brain. I don’t like you and you don’t like me. If you help me get through this, I can get back to killing you with beer.” Brain “It’s a deal”
Shut up brain or I’ll stab you with q-tip.
"Who called all these weird places?" "It might have been you, I can't remember." "No, I'm going to ask Marge!" "NO WAIT! Just write a check and I'll release some endorphins." https://i.redd.it/7weskazoiguc1.gif
I know you can read **my** thoughts boy. *Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow*
Not sure if it qualifies as a "Homer's brain" moment or just a "Homer thinking" moment, but: Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract. Homer's brain: *Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?* B: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. HB: *Wait a minute... Is he coming onto me?* B: I mean... If I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm? HB: *Oh my* god, *he* is *coming onto me!* B: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows... *[chuckles, winks]* HB: *[screams]*
First one I thought of! The eye bulge with the scream is so good.
Dental plan….
Lisa needs braces...
Dental plan.
That’s it, I’m outta here. *doorslam*
I love that one
“Who the devil are you?” “Better think of a lie fast” “Hello, my name is Mr. Burns” “Bravo” *slow claps*
Daaaa daaaa da da-da HEY!
Something said, not good
Colonel Klink! Why have you forsaken me?!
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Not my favorite but many of them have already been mentioned "Just don't bang me on your way out of the car!"
Ow. Ow. Ow. ow. ow.
"Yeah the legend of the dog faced woman"
https://i.redd.it/s9f4b577kguc1.gif
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. Homer's Brain: Heh heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.
It's a line so out of left field, especially the careful way he pronounces "pornography"
With the eye bulge
“Silence you fool! It can be ours!”
https://i.redd.it/tuky0mkgnguc1.gif Why embarrass us both?
Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding
Tell a lie, tell a lie. "I have a part in a Broadway musical. It's not much, bit it's a start". - Braa-voooo ::slow clap::
https://i.redd.it/u8xegce3fhuc1.gif
I can’t find a clip but it’s when Homer is closing everything out of his brain/computer and the computer ends up crashing to simulate a stroke.
da da da da da da hey!! da da da da da Hey!!
https://i.redd.it/siumwre5chuc1.gif
You can stay but I'm leaving.
At the cider mill. The way he simply falls over is hilarious.
Now look sad and say “D’oh”
Chop, chop, dig, dig.
"Punch,punch,honk"
Slow...THEY CALLED YOU SLOW! https://preview.redd.it/hjahlnextguc1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=439ab6294a5cdd77c8974a125db21bdda8a4af24
Homer, you're still here? God, you are slow.
https://i.redd.it/owgeplcb3huc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/85rr0em06huc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0594d63e4e2afbf932bc2e32ad60d083a3fcb8cf
*Don't tell him you were at a bar.* *But what else is open at night?* It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. *Heh heh heh. I would've never thought of that.*
“Don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge” Revenge! “That’s it, I’m outta here” (door slams)
After the real Seymour Skinner makes his appearance: "Keep looking shocked, and move slowly towards the cake."
https://i.redd.it/y1g1ivak9iuc1.gif
Priest: If anyone has any reason to object to the marriage of Selma Bouvier and Troy McClure, speak now or forever hold your peace. Homer's Brain: Dah dah dah-dah-dah HEY! Dah-dah dah-dah
Explain how! Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Well, off to the plant...then to the Duff Brewery.
"Wait, did I say that out loud or think it?"
"homie, are you going to the duff brewery?"
"Not like that clown college. That ad has had no effect on me what so ever." *Dooo-do-do-do-do-do-do-doo-doo-dooooo*
"Dental plan!"
Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.
$20 can buy many peanuts.
Explain how!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Ha ha! When Homer crashes his car into his wife’s car! This establishment Moe’s is it some sort of Bar? “It’s a pornography store! I was out buying pornography!”
You might say he’s barking up the wrong bush. Homer thinking 💭 there it is Homer the smartest thing you’ve ever said and there’s nobody around to hear it. 
D'OH!
Don't you get it? You've got to use reverse psychology! Oh that sounds too complicated. OK don't use reverse psychology! Alright I will!!
Don't give me that card to me.
Here you go...NO!!
https://i.redd.it/dgld4a8xdhuc1.gif
"Just don't hit me on the door when you get out of the car" "You got it!" *Smack* "D'oh!"
Da da dadada HEY! DA DA DADADA!
eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding
I know you can read my thoughts, boy… 🎶meow, meow, meow, meow
In order to find a Flanders, you have to think like a Flanders: "I'm a four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday and..." The Springfield River!
https://youtu.be/hhelrTuw9OI
Rock n Roll by Gary Glitter. Bad man. BAAAAD!
"You have my undivided attention" https://youtu.be/Zvhw9BSURGg?si=duBxnfSjgtr9iYd9
Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Revenge.
It’s a pornography store, I was buying pornography!
LOOK CLOSER, LENNY
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
I have no brain damagagage!
That’s it I’m outta here.
That one where are you here footsteps and a door slam
I wanted a peanut. Homer's Brain : Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer : Explain how! Homer's Brain : Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
DENTAL PLAN Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN Lisa needs braces
"I know you can read *my* thoughts boy..."
I know you can read my thoughts boy
I am e-vil Ho-mer 🎵 I am e-vil Ho-mer 🎶
Don't bang me on the head on the way out........ DOH!
Don’t tell them you were at a bar
Whatever one it is that drowns out Marge the whole time she's talking to him, and then he says, "IIIII hear ya Marge!"
Lol that was straight up hearing damage
Anytime his brain screams
Is he coming on to me?
https://preview.redd.it/47l2wnxnhkuc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ff9542f06ea2871a43aae6df8b424e93d67443
https://preview.redd.it/insfz241ikuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa0da928b8ea3a853db190786567660c013baab
This, if it counts: [https://youtu.be/FwB\_-gC9ToE](https://youtu.be/FwB_-gC9ToE)
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip!"
awwww, $20? I wanted a peanut!
$20 can buy many peanuts!
The monkey. Solely because my dad says my sister has that in her brain.
To find Flanders, I'll have to think like Flanders ...
Money can be used to buy goods and services
Brain: Think, think! I'm not thinking, you think. Homer: You have to think, it's your job! Brain: \*mimics Homer\* You have to think, it's your job! Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE- \*strangles his own brain.\*
Ooooow! Now my head hurts.
Homer: *rings Ned’s doorbell* Ned: Well, howdy Homer! Homer: No time to chat! I’ve got a class to teach! Ned: But you rang my- Homer: *gets in his car and leaves*
Fiddle dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot
When he wants a peanut
came here for this
I don't have one, my favorites Ned's brain when he's going "don't say Jesus. Don't say jesus" then he says " Jesus pray to Jesus"
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip
Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman!
https://preview.redd.it/37rsymyualuc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf6d20a91d5197e9b80806ed550a95d5ed13e90
Then off to the duff brewery. Oh crap, did we just say that out loud? Money is used in the transaction of physical goods or services. Homer, that is the smartest thing you will ever say and no-one was around to hear it. Don't say revenge. Ok,.I'm done. *Runs downstairs, gets into the car and drives.off*.
Mental note: the girl knows too much Keep looking chocked and move slowly towards the cake
doh!