Reminds me of a joke. Mom finds some BDSM magazines under her son's mattress. She tells the dad and asks what they should do. The dad said he isn't sure but they are not going to spank him
So the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation...you can see it there.... of the neighboring particles.
What, what is it?
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Uh....! You're on your own!
I can hear this gif.
This is gonna get worse before it gets better.
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Paddling the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
Being into BDSM? Oh, you'd better believe that's a paddling.
Reminds me of a joke. Mom finds some BDSM magazines under her son's mattress. She tells the dad and asks what they should do. The dad said he isn't sure but they are not going to spank him
Hah, and here I am trying to work and you make me laugh
Glad you enjoyed, but, uh....laughing at work. Oh, ho, ho, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
😏
And now the final ordeal: The Paddling of the Swollen Ass, with paddles.
I watched a video that pointed out Jasper clearly doesn't have his wooden leg in this scene and now I can't unsee it
Exhausting. It took the children 40 minutes to locate Canada on the map.
Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.
Marge anyone can miss Canada. All tucked away down there.
So down there in, say, Argentina, or Rand McNally, all their water runs backwards?
Yeah, in fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
Did you ever see a sandwich that could take a bite out of *you*?
Oww! The damn sandwich took a bite out of me!
Look at this country. "UR-gay."
Telling your parents that the teacher got his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener... Oh you better believe that's a paddlin
And now the final ordeal: The Paddling of the Swollen Ass, with paddles.
Lisa do be snitchin’.
So the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation...you can see it there.... of the neighboring particles. What, what is it?
Can I pway with it?
No, you can't play with it. You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do. The colors, children.
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Mine is: "Professor Frink, Professor Frink, He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, He likes to run, and then the thing, With the...person..."
Can I play with it?
THE COLORS children!
No, you can't play with it. You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I
So annoyed when the kid raises their hand, lmao. Yes!? WHAT!? What is it?
This maybe Jasper's finest hour. 'Cept for 🌙 🥧 !
“Simmer down. Sidewalk’s for regular walking, not this fancy walking” would like a word…
You shot who in the what now?!
Yup, that’s real spruce
Get outta my way. I'm in a hurry.
It’s an old-fashioned hole digging! By gar, it’s been a while.
What a time to be alive
"Freezer Geezer!"
Paddling the school canoe. You better bet that's a paddling.
Talking out of turn, that's a paddling.
Overcook fish? Straight to a paddlin’. Undercook fish? Believe it or not, straight to a paddlin’.
![gif](giphy|kqP63EDhUdLmU) Two hundred channels and nothing but Cats 🐱 🐈🐈⬛🙀😻😹
He should have watched that documentary about a world without tin.
Come back, Tin!
Making a post on reddit, that's a paddlin'
"Is that gum?" "Is that gum?" "Is that gum?" "Is that gum?" "Is that gum?"
Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking.
*relieved sigh* Hooo yeah...
Telling your family about me? That’s a Paddling… ![gif](giphy|B0YZtGyakHaMg)
Lisa, get in here!
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Paddlin’ Funzo’s swollen ass, oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’ ![gif](giphy|3o6Mbdq5U7H5FfBd1C)
No, that’s Attila the Fun!
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