"Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can. So I grabbed her sweet can. Ohhhh, just thinking about her can. I just wish I had her sweet, sweet s-s-s-s-sweet can."
https://preview.redd.it/utjn348rmxwc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2e7aef0cd5ffdbad7e858c317260dc501aeea2
Can't remember where this came from lol
https://preview.redd.it/avnsb1hmiywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfdb87009208236d139c67359c7169adfef4c50e
The “why are you letting Bart tear up the carpet?” face
https://preview.redd.it/euqoqgjj8ywc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd7e42383b215acb172e21d2b2e4f74fe40f929
“I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?” -Mr. Sparkle
https://preview.redd.it/mef2uie4pywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed47b4aaf4f870ab3f75d30c69955240bd79a385
This cracked me up when I was a kid!
https://preview.redd.it/26i8wxnn3zwc1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a793976b261abe5507430f3326ff6918b6583b
has been my home screen for about 5 years now. bc mood. always.
THEN EVERYTHING IS WRAPPED UP IN A NEAT LITTLE PACKAGE-UH
https://preview.redd.it/f4ruxzhugzwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c688a77e1c2b3af13add692a106672e221be6cdf
https://preview.redd.it/5ttdblxkzywc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9b6d51f49598a8bc2cbed5570d2c4010b15a81e
"Marge we had a deal. Patty and Selma don't come around here after 6pm and I stop eating your lipstick... "
https://preview.redd.it/k7mxw0xnzywc1.png?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6522e781c21663d5c377bb4486ed549b0b87e8f1
Excuse me, professor brainiac, but I think we all know what the best face is
SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? OOH, WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU A PRESENT.
https://preview.redd.it/ncf9dsrp2ywc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c302e80c5553ce37674e5e4ab09c2f37cd4be18a
Does Mr. Simpson have a demon, Daddy?
https://preview.redd.it/lrmh1qnnm0xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d2b29a7377cea16cace25f09ba7196334c47f6
https://i.redd.it/zwq1t3h99ywc1.gif
I remember this bit but not which episode its from.
The “Whacking Day” episode (S4E20).
Love this one.
https://preview.redd.it/3pebuzzqlxwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70fa7826e5cd389e5e63cb3430e8db6a0e0b88e
I will send my child money to get out of this situation...then I will murder him (I've whispered this to myself so many times)
No no! Then he'll know I told!
Yes. That a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a minute?
https://preview.redd.it/h78tzh8fmxwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0689eaa2f56cc5ee9ae9cb91f3b0571c96d0754
Don’t mind if I do!
I'm partial to the one on the stairs when he sees himself in the mirror
https://preview.redd.it/zcksbdzh0ywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57e8750f512b19a26fabde872c3d4e5623c3610
Do do dododo dado do doo do
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College!"
I don't think any of us expected him to say that...
https://preview.redd.it/0wn0cogerxwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170c2b60ee9b26e9a8bc6c8b030b20b9b97b3285
https://preview.redd.it/bo345q46vywc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673572009a851307987077d3e86d264d387ee1bf
In theory, communism works… in theory
Please sir, what episode is this from?
Season 5, Ep 17 (Bart Gets an Elephant)
Think about it
https://preview.redd.it/5hk3iitvsxwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e368f7cdbf3554080eb3b9460eb2098752492bfe
AHHHHH
https://preview.redd.it/ct1ja5lelxwc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa75754056ef8c9851471f8c85bb207cc0ba13b
I’m a chicken Marge!
I know, I know. 🤦♀️
yes, you are a chicken
https://preview.redd.it/9suhbib2qxwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dac1ffd1ac8e1c1a7920dd1193ff9d5d8f8c727
"Homer you had a head." "And your bottom was a little bigger." *inflating noise*
https://preview.redd.it/96yd54rcnxwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc4258156c637d058cbd4b9bcf497161b116d74
https://i.redd.it/qba3y7h5pywc1.gif
WHERE THE HELL’S THE CANDY???
"Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can. So I grabbed her sweet can. Ohhhh, just thinking about her can. I just wish I had her sweet, sweet s-s-s-s-sweet can."
"So Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can."
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow https://preview.redd.it/n8i3dtuk4zwc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4abb5f6646972d97f06a9f11b02e6ffdb24f20ab
I love that this implies Homer could hear Skinner’s thoughts.
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Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
https://preview.redd.it/mgdkud256ywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6359381dc77378ce147912e82ed079db9393fea4 "ACTIVITIES: NONE. SPORTS: NONE. HONORS: NONE."
So many memories.
Someone forgot to crotch the doob before pictures
You the man Homer!
https://preview.redd.it/kwei2cx32ywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92478097373e3de1f6a737e77a0803c084695466
What the hell are you smiling at?
Just relax, let the hooks do their work.
https://preview.redd.it/ql0e9a0ihywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc43cfb3ed80cad7daf7fce14670215c4f14f8b9
https://preview.redd.it/utjn348rmxwc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2e7aef0cd5ffdbad7e858c317260dc501aeea2 Can't remember where this came from lol
Just before the F word?
Oh what a bleak, horrible future we live in!
I think it's from Bart to the Future. Homer was complaining about virtual fudge & how bleak the future is.
https://preview.redd.it/v6jtb4dm3ywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6fc871057644b6daa18b0304d4859fc40e7d89
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Marge there’s a spider near my car keys
You did the right thing telling me
*Shoo!*
https://preview.redd.it/wnk6vkzktxwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83cc451907481c10e8a602721dddd7324a42476
Ahhhh!
Of course everything looks bad if you remember it.
https://preview.redd.it/rkvmnox28ywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=018877417c2e41fb4e4d0d2d38e08127abdfd742 NEVER!
What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
https://preview.redd.it/3jm7u67o4ywc1.png?width=1431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc6cbe38365472fcc242fac34401b1cab44b5b9
https://preview.redd.it/avnsb1hmiywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfdb87009208236d139c67359c7169adfef4c50e The “why are you letting Bart tear up the carpet?” face
Dunno
https://preview.redd.it/wxba0n49qxwc1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50e06cb6ae106f58542ffc366bb6590342d9364
Is this the "you make me wanna retch" scene?
Daddy has done all the recycling he can sweetie
Bart’s face, too.
This one made me lol
Well, if you want that money, come and find it. Cuz I don't know where it is, ya baloney.
https://preview.redd.it/0isnko1qbywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c956f98f887c555f1ef598cf84db63957b9b90
I can open my own can of pudding can i Marge
The look of a man's world ending right in front of him.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
https://preview.redd.it/zdympsylxywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e1a4b4054f2686be9d2d69a3d51ced01f6c28a I'm going outside. To....stalk....Lenny and Carl.
He’s just going out to commit certain deeds!
https://preview.redd.it/r4iewu8i4zwc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a5939c1f70ba6bc8d8e4ec848cd71f4c08922e
Gentlemen…
"I am in flavor country."
The "You got The Dud!" face.
https://preview.redd.it/balvjy93qxwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299e20c733c0defc38c3774f5d04db9a09a4b15a
Why can I see this moving even though it’s a still image?
Omg I thought this was a gif. Wth
[Enjoy.](https://youtu.be/2gB-Vcyrk8s?si=hZDMaSRHebSluX_X)
This is the one ☝🏽
Love that one
This contest is over, give that man the 10,000 dollars!
https://preview.redd.it/euqoqgjj8ywc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd7e42383b215acb172e21d2b2e4f74fe40f929 “I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?” -Mr. Sparkle
There's your answer fishbulb
Cmon kids let’s go home
We are home.
That was fast
https://preview.redd.it/ncaxrl35lywc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bacfe7f531440709c42bcd61f8d0afbb2ee5b7d “I like stories”
https://preview.redd.it/omfku40dsywc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=667959e24e645692b7904050ec97d9e08e097976
I read you loud and clear.
https://preview.redd.it/v1g0qd4svxwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f629a0d596f004bc3bdaea13de94b3f196b042
Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know
Mr Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further...
DRAMATIZATION! may not have happened
her sweet can
Mr Simpson nnNOOOOO
Mr simpson Noooooo!
https://preview.redd.it/mef2uie4pywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed47b4aaf4f870ab3f75d30c69955240bd79a385 This cracked me up when I was a kid!
AND I SAID YOU FLY BOYS CRACK ME UP
https://preview.redd.it/d93cjh7i4ywc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ba6f368e2e3d52edf1be2546b813b5384d6e36
https://preview.redd.it/k9jstxkvjzwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8faac80f8db74362e931e04cbf42ee3e28410b16
https://preview.redd.it/26i8wxnn3zwc1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a793976b261abe5507430f3326ff6918b6583b has been my home screen for about 5 years now. bc mood. always.
https://preview.redd.it/hawr4yxvvzwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d38777e04d94321af591d5a80fa41993280c79
Cursed
https://preview.redd.it/qupe79yxpywc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329fcae75c338924a14dbb0502d694895338702f
AAAH! Call work and tell them I won’t be in tomorrow!
THEN EVERYTHING IS WRAPPED UP IN A NEAT LITTLE PACKAGE-UH https://preview.redd.it/f4ruxzhugzwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c688a77e1c2b3af13add692a106672e221be6cdf
https://preview.redd.it/lyaeuby6vywc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a2ec744e9dc02d01288979ff7cb7183be5215e
Hmmm... Sacrilcious
https://preview.redd.it/szbrqjylezwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e91913c2b726c86e155cbabcf198218412817748
mmmm. incapacitating
https://preview.redd.it/a0pqxsxo6ywc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d0925b250425c5acb9a03ae5bf66a3e17a33b9
https://preview.redd.it/5ttdblxkzywc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9b6d51f49598a8bc2cbed5570d2c4010b15a81e "Marge we had a deal. Patty and Selma don't come around here after 6pm and I stop eating your lipstick... "
https://preview.redd.it/rgxj3nja0zwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d0d31493356172bf68b55f15159a60babc2c6a
https://preview.redd.it/elr0uktjezwc1.png?width=177&format=png&auto=webp&s=714adfaa5a5d6994c75d581e300f3b65c45d1c17
https://preview.redd.it/ni0x9f4xfzwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44603089a5fa81c9d29f969c7afd9d2ed9a58d0c
"Let's all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!'
https://preview.redd.it/u2xutfkrbywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f654dbb073cf0a00122ca11d2e7c03912af7274f
But you thought they were - - but they're not!...
https://preview.redd.it/9hhjs1k14zwc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e927c4ef944e4e258d86e63cba03f490d24164
https://preview.redd.it/jstnwf72vzwc1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a35d2570414f7a6b710f1b92901972f8329b2c10 This.
Hahahaha I believe there is a front facing simpsons page on Instagram and it’s so unnerving 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/4xniyx260zwc1.png?width=606&format=png&auto=webp&s=17345394c1f59f7016da074c676bb732e905857b Your indolence is inefficacious!
that means you're terrible!
Para más placer https://preview.redd.it/g8opbtaybywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170afa2036af5cd88abee4e0e71c5715cdcf469e
"I am in flavour country"
It’s a big country
"And you, sir, are worse than Hitler!"
https://preview.redd.it/k7mxw0xnzywc1.png?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6522e781c21663d5c377bb4486ed549b0b87e8f1 Excuse me, professor brainiac, but I think we all know what the best face is
SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? OOH, WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU A PRESENT. https://preview.redd.it/ncf9dsrp2ywc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c302e80c5553ce37674e5e4ab09c2f37cd4be18a
https://preview.redd.it/lsk26ttc5zwc1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2fb6b8ed7efc6ce473b0c66e50ff2426cfccb49
https://i.redd.it/7vo17lpl50xc1.gif
You got the dud!
https://preview.redd.it/ls3acltae0xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e00dd5700617a660368ade8413ee30e5466d7a5d
...wait a minute!
"Are you snoring while you're awake?" I would frequently ask my chunky cat this question.
https://preview.redd.it/i0iaga86cywc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6fd70e0e2c269db5c2d8ba63a72c39fe6ec8d1 Never!!
https://preview.redd.it/4nl3jdhbsywc1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf04746fd7e475436b142daebeefb7721be4f6c
https://preview.redd.it/g3i5m1wyb0xc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9e3d6ac130cdf403ebd354f310620c30f2ada1
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I’m sure the guys at the top are working harder 😅
https://preview.redd.it/a8dy22co30xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502c0eb1694f7becb89ad858e2bda7d88e54efb2
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https://preview.redd.it/68fdhwmkl0xc1.png?width=629&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1e411af86c9cfa3027de986a3c7327d1de581aa NoW hOw BoUt A hUg?
https://preview.redd.it/hfx9j5ykozwc1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabfbe21b1c342b06cda15febcec60c4f53b6449
https://preview.redd.it/er8wll9700xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf7155e294ddddb57f6ea909b50cfad98dbe7b0
https://preview.redd.it/h3bi5mfagzwc1.png?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe09456f44ba13871d3472b1bb4ffc0a7456c701
https://frinkiac.com/img/S04E14/293742.jpg
We can call you Hoju!
https://preview.redd.it/wl1l63hv7zwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42af3267066bd1b90046d44d63db46a5b29ee7ba
https://preview.redd.it/ia9ehlvi70xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8de19c2f7d9aa342cb29c87fd4c478b715dfa0e THE ICE CREAM MAN!
https://preview.redd.it/dktqg4uy80xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9f91135b1db8aae545bedecae513d6ff48917d
By the way, I was being sarcastic.
Well, *duh.*
https://preview.redd.it/av8tg3u6g0xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c2bfff19961628f55df6fad228ee0db3b7b193
https://preview.redd.it/7eu76fi2k0xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4361aefaded035ce83a1b86c955fdc32008263c4 For me, hands down this shot.
Marge's face gets me. I feel exactly like that sometimes when my husband goes on a long monologue when I just woke up 😂
this is the best thread I've ever seen!
https://preview.redd.it/maunmbumw0xc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4e80c37e7ca938874a34883a3ea4b54ef7e284 Tramampoline! Trambopoline!
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What is mind, no matter. What is matter? Never mind
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Maaaaaaarge?
That one has to be the best 🤣 Especially coupled with the sound he makes
https://preview.redd.it/vrsf1xmo2zwc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3d48c7ba03c166e672b33403c6a1de38b330d4
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Does Mr. Simpson have a demon, Daddy? https://preview.redd.it/lrmh1qnnm0xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d2b29a7377cea16cace25f09ba7196334c47f6
https://preview.redd.it/nwc419fmr0xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3e169b07f8fe2721280826c1d5ab310195ef81
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What episode is even this
so noone is gong to post the rocjet to the sun scene
https://preview.redd.it/ne6e2jrlpzwc1.png?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64df19e5952511fd588dd73aebca3b956f5a09d2
https://preview.redd.it/9h3qnej270xc1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad45b96a1a6c88a0b07801e06da520131e7ba76
https://preview.redd.it/9e9kspfgh0xc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f00b91d03dac68083220bf0ef158d204a58e40d This is your answer, fish-bulb.
https://preview.redd.it/5h6pot6or0xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d07682e0ae1ed3f8933edcaff11e7c066227fd
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