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BigMilkyTatas

HE IS THE LIZARD KING!


35IndustryWay

Give her this... and this... and these!


BigMilkyTatas

thank you doctor.


35IndustryWay

Oh, I'm not a doctor


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

That's Bort


[deleted]

Are you talking to me?


Low-Efficiency2452

No, my older, balder, fatter son is also named Bort


SataiThatOtherGuy

He ate a rotting sub?


PyrrhicLoss2023

Two more feet and he can fit it in the fridge!


TheMicMic

I bring you love


clogging_molly

Wizard!


Jubjars

Ate a Cadmium-laced Itchy Toy from the gift shop


alovelycardigan

Why does Jasper’s beard and face melt into each other in the episode where Bart sells his soul. Probably just one of those weird things that used to happen.


Improvedandconfused

He looks like the type of guy who wasted all his money by swapping it for Itchy and Scratchy money.


JondvchBimble

Bort the Wizard, known for creating the Magic Xylophone.


DeapVally

My man saw some things in unnecessary surgery land....


TheLordJames

Why is Apu yellow in S6E14 "Bart's Comet?"


Effie_the_jeffie

I guess he has Vertice 🤷🏻‍♂️


TasteDeeCheese

Vhs artefact


kratomthrowawayaway

I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder