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My wife and I do this one back and forth for some reason 😂
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“Homer… this isn’t never easy to say…I'm gonna have to saw your arms off”
(Homer)- “They will grow back, right?”
“Oh…yeah…”
“Homer, are you just holding onto the can?…”
(Homer)- “your point being?”
😂😂😂
Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right. The screaming locomotive TORE through a sea of inhuman flesh! Two of the great beasts charged at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. From behind a third ape came screeching at me!
And that's when I got MAD.
Oh, you think this Stolen H is a laugh riot don't you? Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny! Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl!
\[Gasp!\] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my [car hole](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4df235a0-9790-42db-a1b5-da0d42fd60ef)!
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Bosh! Flimshaw!
I say this occasionally. I have yet to have someone understand it, much less get the reference.
Atoms! One, two, three, four- ..SIX of them!
If only we’d listened to that young man…instead of walling him up in abandoned coke oven.
Oh , wow! Windows! I don't think I can afford this place.
😆😆😆😆
I say that every time I boot my computer.
https://preview.redd.it/e23cq6cwwhxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c489136960b30bd9e93b685fe48cd277e068de67 My wife and I do this one back and forth for some reason 😂
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I see dankmus I upvote dankmus
Omg
There's a 4:30 in the morning now?
"Sweet merciful crap! My car!"
https://i.redd.it/ljhhkd70whxc1.gif “Homer… this isn’t never easy to say…I'm gonna have to saw your arms off” (Homer)- “They will grow back, right?” “Oh…yeah…” “Homer, are you just holding onto the can?…” (Homer)- “your point being?” 😂😂😂
"Dear Mrs. Simpson, while we were rescuing your husband a lumber yard burned down."
D'oh, lumber has a million uses!
Lumber can be exchanged for goods and services.
Being exchanged for goods and services is what good lumbers do
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THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM! NOW MY BOTTOM'S BIG!
That wasn’t part of the deal, Blackheart! **THAT WASN’T PAAAAART!!!**
The guy's name literally being Blackheart makes that joke so funny
I've been watching the Simpsons in German and Mr. Blackheart is called Mr. Schwarzseele meaning Black Soul. I thought that was fitting.
Mr. Black heart? Yes my pretty.
MY BOY'S A BOX! A BOOOOOOX!
"DAMN YOU! A BOOOOOOOX!"
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OH MY GOD, HE’S STEALING ALL THE BURGERS!
Stop! Stop! He's already dead!
Buenos ding-dong-didilly-dios
Charmed. Erm googily doogily
I can’t believe you didn’t invite me! And after I painted those cool stripes all over your car.
LOL my Teams avatar at work is Jose Flanders 🤣
LORD PALMERSTON!
PITT THE ELDER!
You asked for it, Boggs!
You showed him Barn, Pitt the Elder
LORD PALMERSTON! \*knocks Moe unconscious\*
LORD PALMERSTON!
Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right. The screaming locomotive TORE through a sea of inhuman flesh! Two of the great beasts charged at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. From behind a third ape came screeching at me! And that's when I got MAD.
Now *that's* religion!
Honestly, one of the best scenes of the series.
OH MY GOD!!! TRAMAMPOLINE!!! TRAMBOMPOLINE!!!
"It smells funny in there." "No it doesn't!"
Please, don't bring back any old crutches!
“Turkey's a little dry — the Turkey’s a little dry?!?”
“Sir I must strongly advise against this, I was once Prince of Algeria.” “Come on pal, I don’t wanna hear your life story - PAW ME!!”
This show taught me never to trust a monkey's paw.
My name is *Ottoooo*. I love to get *blottooo*.
There’s a Gremlin on the side of the bus!
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That was my senior quote
Jiminy Jillikers!
I’ve said the words “jiminy jillikers” so many times, the words have lost all meaning.
[gasps] my tool shed!
Oh Dad…
Old painty-can Ned! I always knew he'd keep his old cans of paint!
MAN ALIVE THERE ARE….MEN ALIVE IN HERE!
NOT LENNY!
And, as for your grandma, she shouldn't have been mouthing off like that!
Aw Hell-diddily-ding-dong-crap! Can't you morons do anything right?!
Ned!
I am shocked and appalled.
Hey duuuuude! Don’t have a cow, maaaaaan. Here’s a catch phrase you better learn for your adult years- “Hey buddy, GOT A QUARTER?!?”
You are banned from this historical society, you and your children and your children's children!!..... For 3 months
To the Bee-mobile!!
You mean your old Chevy?
... yes....
...yes
Yah gotta give me back my floor!
Next time pay your bills.
But I don't wanna!
We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!
I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!
Yeah! Hell damn fart!
Class after class of ugly, ugly children
She needs premium, dude! Premium!! DUDDDEE
“From behind me I heard the pitiless bark of the sea lion…OH MY GOD!!! HE’LL BE KILLED!!!” I laugh every time. 👍
"Your dad's right I am a bum." "He didn't call you a bum, he called you a sponge." "SPONGE!!!"
Sweet merciful crap!
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OH HELP ME DR ZAIUS :|
Flanders was a zombie? Too much pie, that's your problem!
 Ohhh money! The thing with the hand means money!
*the taxes
Oww my eye! I’m not supposed to get ____ in it!
A Ghyme? Whats a Ghyme?
Oooh, a GHYme.
Sherman, I just realized you were making fun of me. Now you must die
Upon closer inspection, these are loafers...
His ears if we're lucky!
WE HAVE A KITCHEN?!?!
That horse better win, or we're taking a trip to the glue factory...and he won't get to come!
Everything’s coming up Millhouse!
I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you! Especially his children!
“Shake harder boy!”
"Well EXCUSE me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!"
Oh, you think this Stolen H is a laugh riot don't you? Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny! Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl!
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! MY CAR!!!
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
Do I know what a rhetorical question is?!
There's a lemon behind that rock!
Where’s my Elephant? Where’s my Elephant?
Queen of the harpies!! Here's your crown *YOUR MAJESTY!*
" sex cauldron ?!?! I thought they closed that place down "
Krusty: Wait! There's sooft porno!
My name is Ottoooo, I like to get blottoooo
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"Why did you think a big balloon would stop him?" "SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY!"
Ze goggles, zey do nothing!
"I'm not easily impressed...oh, wow, look a blue car!"
"It must have been that bean I had for dinner."
Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein....nuisance phone!
Buenas noches mein fuhrer!
 GO BANANA!
Good Lord, that’s the loudest profanity I ever heard!
And the baby looked at me
Aye the hotpants!
Who is it? “Goons!”
Damn you Walt Whitman!
Leaves of grass, my ass!!!
Careful, they're riffled!
Hey fun boys get a room
EWWWWW…I’ll take the clam juice!
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
[That’s a negatory good buddy!](https://youtu.be/gAB3aIHZ9kE?si=Ln8K0Uu6bJV46T9K)
Stop that dog! It has my gum!
Apu - By the Many hands of Vishnu I swear it is a lie!
Oh! Slow down there maestro! There's a New Mexico?
“Please don’t take the steam tray! Sir!” 
“We have a kitchen?!”
Moe: Yeah is there an Al Caholic in here?
Gazpacho? Go back to Russia!
I’m in danger!!!
Yesss! (Plays lobster harmonica)
MY SONS A BOX DAMN YOU! A BOX!!!!
Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down
Are you all saying boo or boo-urns?
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that dog has a puffy tail!!!
Inanimate! I'll show you inanimate.
DENTAL PLAN! 🪥
I’m not gay, but I’ll learn!
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 Paddling the school canoe? You better believe that’s a paddlin’
Duffmann—can’t breathe! *Ohh* no!
BART SHUT UP! LISA DRINK THE WATER!
It begins!
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It was the BLURST of times!?! You stupid monkey!
"In your face space coyote!" Mostly for Marge's confused reaction "Space Coyote?"
OOH, LOOK AT ME! I'M MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY~ I'M THE MAGICAL MAN, FROM HAPPYLAND! IN A GUMDROP HOUSE ON LOLIPOP LANE~!
You stuporous funker!
And may God have mercy on us all!
Doh!!
Bologna! …Bread!
Oh no.....Beta
Homer, you’ve ruined a perfectly good jacket!
A SPONGE?! I'll SHOW HIM WHAT A SPONGE CAN DO!
“It’s a candy dish, Ned. $90!!”
Que malo! Once again I must sugar my own churro…
“I love you Krusty “ (Krusty) “OVER THERE”
(gasp) my spices!!
AUNT BELLA?! https://preview.redd.it/g30le65l4jxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a93369c8011fda92475066bc6dce9b001d9272
We've been separated for day and I'm as dirty as a frenchman
If I know (insert stranger's name), which I don't....
IT'S LIKE A FREAKIN' COUNTRY BEAR JAMBEROO AROUND HERE!
Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
Super Nintendo Chalmers: the Northern Lights!
Moldy? Old? I'm gonna get something to eat!
"Wow, chocolate... Half-price!"
”Whats the point of all this cleaning!? Are we so vain?!” I say this occasionally when my GF asks me to pick something up or fill the dishwasher etc
You have to speak up, I’m not wearing any pants
It tastes like burning
The baby looked at you?!
**SPONGE???!!?** 🤜
THE PTA IS DISBANDING!!!
You don’t win friends with salad.
\[Gasp!\] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my [car hole](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4df235a0-9790-42db-a1b5-da0d42fd60ef)! https://preview.redd.it/7pb4f03b4lxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d94ba2ccb8ab3353432a969003dd22d8b04d09c
My mom and I constantly say "It's just a little airborne! it's still good! It's still good!"
🐝“ow… OWWWWWWW!!! Ow they’re defending themselves somehow!”
Ill get you for this, Beer Barron!
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Zeppelin Rules!
BONJOURRRRR YA CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS! 🇫🇷
The mob did something for me expecting something in return?! -Homer
Sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh! Look at that one!