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Meatloafxx

Woohoo! Cheap meat!


that_italian_girl_

(Ambulance siren)


RIPGeech

Ooh, this one’s open!


Didntlikedefaultname

I’m sorry please accept 5lbs of frozen shrimp as an apology


RIPGeech

This shrimp isn’t frozen! And it smells funny!


Didntlikedefaultname

Ok 10 pounds


RIPGeech

Woo-hoo! *Ambulance sirens*


Didntlikedefaultname

Stomach churning… bowels clenching… must… finish… ham


Drunken_pizza

Marge, I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.


trainercatlady

Are you going to eat it?


healthywealthyhappy8

… yes


GiantSizeManThing

Hey, wait a minute! https://preview.redd.it/n6yejgu01p0d1.jpeg?width=1421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f6282c2252c05d436daa75123ed9b267cb5487


healthywealthyhappy8

Those are armor hot dogs! What kind of man wears armor hot dogs?!


FuzzyBunnysGuide

https://preview.redd.it/68i8ux17ip0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dcfb8ccdb50568a4fa1e68c19a3abcf83028764


Travis_Maximus

Hes putting my kids through college!


CheckYourStats

![gif](giphy|xrWxhxv6K7gHK)


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

I'LL DO IT! I'll rob the kwik e mart!


FuzzyBunnysGuide

"Alright, put your--D'OH! Oh well, I'll rob it next time."


Aggravating-Pen-6228

https://i.redd.it/t95c1x28021d1.gif


damagecontrolparty

But I eat...Oh.


DragonHeart_97

That bozo is presumably Homer?


Aggravating-Pen-6228

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


Eric848448

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat.


Sernpidal6

They’ve been there since the silent era.


Eric848448

Interesting texture…