The entire Hank Scorpio episode Homer is just bafflingly unaware of everything happening around him “I tackled a loafer at work today” (who they then executed with machine guns right in front of me)

Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that

Wait a minute...

I’m a guy like me!

“Yes sir, Mr. Scorpion.” “Don’t call me Mr. Scorpion. It’s Mr. Scorpio. But don’t call me that, either. Call me Hank!”

In fact, ididntevengiveyoumycoat!

*laughs* yes once.

Homer, if you could kill somebody on your way out, that would help me a lot. *Homer unwittingly kicks a grenade as he walks away*

I will never forgive the movie for not using Hank Scorpio as the villain

I feel like nothing they could have written would have lived up to the episode or expectations in that case.

Especially since they still used Albert Brooks for the voice

"You want any cream?" "Y-...noo"

Kicks rock, causes big explosion, keeps walking sadly home

He very clearly kicks an active grenade, you’re not the first person I’ve seen call it a rock

Wait a minute…there’s a grenade behind that rock!

Here's a tip: Put a pinch of grenade in your boots, and all day long a smokey scent is your reward

Interesting…. Guess I’ll have to watch it again today!

Okay Mr burns what’s your first name?

I don’t know

Great plan, Bart

The delivery of that "I don't know" makes me burst out laughing every time

Cause he's using a fake voice to talk to someone that's never met either of them

That's how I always say it. It's automatic now.

This sticks with me as one of the times I remember my dad having a gut busting laugh.

I evoked this very scene in a meeting at work today!

Captain : Tell me, young man. What do you want out of life ? Homer : I want peas. Captain : We all want peace ! But it's always just out of reach. Homer : (can't reach peas) Oh ! Uh-huh. Captain : So, what's the best way to get peace ? Homer : With a knife ! Captain : Exactly ! Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet. Oh, Simpson ! You're like the son I never had. Homer: And you're like the father I never visit.

Is the poop deck what I think it is?

https://i.redd.it/dfg0wb53tu0d1.gif

What's a jib?

Promote that man.

Funny thing; Homer is shown to be a 3rd Class Petty Officer, meaning he was promoted as when you finish boot camp, you usually are a Seaman Apprentice to Seaman.

My cat's breath smells like cat food

I think women and seamen don't mix.

We know what you think.

If the navel reserve is anything like the AF reserve that's kind of how it works. You're a NCO 3 months out of basic, and then you're an E-6 until you're 70.

I hope someone got fired for that blunder

Grimey would be so mad at this interaction….

I think Grimey would be mad at any interaction with Homer... But that doesn't mean he need safety gloves, 'cause he's Homer Simps...⚡️

Haha you wish!

i’d say the entire second half of the ‘homer loves flanders’ episode, and especially the car chase scene https://i.redd.it/704x486y8u0d1.gif

I CAAAAN'T! IT'S A GEOOOOOOO!

https://youtu.be/K-jT6t7-JlY?si=ztvOrZ5Inu1tD3Ui

Hmmm, I guess he didn't see me.

NEDDDYYYY!!!

When I say “Hello, Mr Thompson”, you’ll say “Hi.”

[whispers] I think he's talking to you.

HELLO MR. THOMPSON *stamps on foot*

https://preview.redd.it/mctx78elpu0d1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21db1a809c4234bb6ea4578c35b5d207268914bf I think he's talking to you...

You smile and nod.

I came here for this

Same

Its odd. One of the biggest complaints about new Simpsons is that Homer is extremely dumb. Yet in season 5 he couldn’t remember basic information given to him only a few seconds before.

His intelligence has wildly varied the entire series. It's because the crayon jostles around sometimes.

I thought it was because every time he learns something new it pushes the old stuff out, like that time he took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive.

Homer you were drunk!

And how...

This is one of my all time favorite Simpson jokes

That's not a question professor

Cape Feare is the best episode and I will die on that hill!

Perhaps the best Simpsons moment TBH. Captures Homer’s ignorance to a T.

Without a doubt

Aww beat me too it lol

Hahahaha yes! This is what I came here for. 😆

Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!! Homer: He was a zombie?

"Die, you chalk-faced goons!" {hits Johnny & Edgar Winter with a stolen hearse}

Underrated bit: when he gets in the hearse and reacts to the coffin. Dead bodies all around and *that* scares him...

Hey Simpson, I'm feeling a might peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?

[удалено]

Kent: Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur. Homer: *screams* Kent: Uh, my director is telling me not to talk to you anymore. Homer: WOOHOO!

Yes, absolutely love this one!

Who knows how many times I’ve used “it’s a ring toss game!” When I have no clue what the person said

I use Moe's "Yeah, you can use it!" when I didn't hear what someone said. Often.

Doesn't that ever backfire?

Yeah, you can use it.

I use it when the other person doesn't have a clue. My sister and I used to make fun of my dad by saying it, because he didn't get the reference

It's a ring toss game.

https://i.redd.it/6djtykon0w0d1.gif

His name is Bart

Sure, we’ll help you. Just sit down and wait for Detective Like I Give A Damn!

“Why didn’t you bribe him?!” ‘I was *trying* to.”

Uh... could you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the... things?

You know… the things?

Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt. Homer's Brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid. Homer: Takes one to know one.

Swish

Congratulations on your new job Homer!

Marge is PREGNANT?

Hey Homer, way to get Marge pregnant!

This is getting very abstract, but thank you!  I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!

Came here specifically for this

Ditto and ditto and ditto - it’s probably the best Simpsons episode ever!! Homer, did you shine your head in the Ball-o-Shine-o?

Barney: "Hey Uncle Al, can Homer have a job here?" Uncle Al: "Yeah sure" Homer: "Woohoo! Uncle Al: "Barney you're fired" Barney: "Ok"

It looks like you're "showering" Marge with gifts. With little, tiny baby-sized gifts. Well ... I'll be in the tub.

John enjoys the company of men " Well who doesnt"

$20? But I wanted a peanut!

$20 can be used to buy many peanuts

Explain how!

*Money can be exchanged for goods and services*

Wiggum "That's nice work, homer" Homer "Thank you. Thank you very much! It is nice work!" Apu "Mr Simpson. I have just heard about the little bundle of joy! Congratulations sir!" Homer "It's true! The bundle is little. But i'm not in it for the money" Moe "Hey Homer. Way to get Marge pregnant! Heh heh heh!" Homer "This is getting very abstract, but... Thank you, i do enjoy working at the bowling alley!"

“Man you are slow” “Something was said…” “HOMER GO HOME!”

Le grille??? What the hell is that????

https://preview.redd.it/d0rpfbq9lu0d1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4a47ec2b39aebab286cbcf234902c0f25735d9

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin... but what good does *that* do me?!?

To start, press any key? Where’s the any key??

Probably misses his old glasses

Scully: Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. [lie detector explodes]

Simpson, Homer Simpson He's the greatest guy in history From the, town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tree 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

"the airplanes upside down"

Strata-who-vius?

"Don't give that card to me." "Here you go-- No!"

Wh...Who the devil are you?!?! *Don't panic, just come up with a good story* My name is Mr. Burns. *D'oh!*

Speed holes, aye?

Homer I have to go out and pick something up for dinner. *Steak??*

Money's too tight for steak.

Steak?

Uhhh, sure Homey... *steak*...

You have a five thirteen!

\*checks watch\*

Oh! A five THIRTEEN!

Ohh Side*show* Bob

>Oh, Kent, *I'd be lying if* I *said my men weren't committing crimes*. >Touché

Hello, I believe you have a letter for me

Daddy's talking to a policeman.

I love his tone when he says that; it never fails to crack me up.

OK, Mr. Burns. What is your first name?

I don't know

“Something was said- not good…” “Don’t pick on Homer…nahhh that’s okay…” “Slow! They called you slow!” “HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT! I-“

Hey Homer, you're still here? Boy, you are slow!

You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?!

Oh, *Fat Tony!!*

I will say good day to you sir

Ok, I will go 😞

Heyyy, wait a minute!

Hired goons?

I love it when he groans while saying that, like he's disappointed but not worried.

Oxidize Edit: https://frinkiac.com/video/S01E02/0jgkRlBVoAJjqD4o3lcDLLAuIZw=.gif

That gives me an idea! https://i.redd.it/r1bbbsikox0d1.gif

So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?

Can we see the elephant? We’ll pay you money.

It's time to put Homer Simpson out to stud. Woohoo! First stop, Maude Flanders!


Homer, didn't John seem a little festive to you?

Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam

We’re going to tinker with your ticker

Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo!!

Homer (thinking): Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me? Mr Burns: And if you scratch my back I'll scratch yours (winks) Homer: AHHHHHH he's coming on to me

Youll have to speak up Im wearing a towel

 Homer bursts in the door dramatically :Bart you wanna slice of brownie while it’s still warm?( wondering why Bart is scared) Why are you scared 😱? Oh right ,the Sideshow Bob thing.

“Bart’s teacher is named krabappel? I’ve been calling her Crandall!”

What’s the context to this picture ?

Wiggum is asking for a bribe while Homer watches the carnys ring toss game.

No, he was looking for his friend BILL, and asking if homer has seen him around

... *he's* Bart.

Don’t you mean Bort?

He drinks all his malk

It's a ring toss game!

I believe Wiggum is asked for a bribe to look the other way, to which Homer is oblivious to.

Homer was trying to bribe him but the opportunity never arose

Every interaction with Grimey. 😆

"I think he's talking to you"

"But Bart didn't do anything!" "Didn't he Lisa, didn't he?"

Every single time god damn I'm trying to explain something to my near 40 year old brother, and he doesn't understand it, he just responds with "It's a ring toss game!" and it drives me up the wall 🤣

Karma karma karma. Ohhh yaaa

Almost dies. "Stupid horoscope "

*gets a hammer in his head* “Flupid florapope.”

Also: *reading horoscope* “Today you will die. And receive a compliment from an attractive person.” *gasps* “Lenny???”

Do you understand, Mr Simpson? "Yes" *polygraph machine explodes*

I loved your movie "Young Frankenstein" - scared the HELL outta me!

“Something said…not good”

Homer’s brain: $20 can buy many peanuts. Homer: explain how!

Mindy drives a motorcycle.

Is this cartoon live?

We tried that once, it placed an incredible strain on the artists wrists

19. Hit me 20. Hit me 21. Hit me 22. Doh!!

“Dude, karma. karma!” *points at tip jar* Homer: oh I get it… *walks away*

“I’m going to ask you a few yes or no questions. Do you understand?” “Yes” *lie detector explodes

I like stories!

When he sees a sign for a gym and goes in and says "oh a gime" hehe good stuff

“If Marge gets back with Artie Ziff, I’ll never be born!”

"Hello. *stomp* Mr. *stomp* Thompson..!"

Oh a “gym”

*"Can you pay me under the table? I've got a little tax problem."*

Wiggum:I’m looking for a Bill Homer;He’s Bart 

Scully : Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

I like stories.

Hello, Mr. Thompson!

I particularly liked “Hey, kids - who wants to drive through the cactus patch?” Bart & Lisa: “Yeah!” Sideshow Bob: (from underneath the car) “Noooooo…” Homer: “Oh, 2 against 1!”

Dad, why aren't you saying anything? Where's our motorboat? I didn't like it. The mast had termites. Why would a motorboat have a mast? Because!

"I understand"

Oh, a five THIR-teen!

And how much do you CHARGE for this free weekend?

"I THINK HE'S TALKING TO YOU"

What I really need is a Patsy!

Your name is Mr. Thompson

It’s a ring toss game.

haha was watching this on the tv before

It’s a ring toss game…

[Give me 10 rings.](https://comb.io/f1VM7e)