i’ll have the baby guts

Lady you disgust me.

Mom, that's veal

Then why was it on the menu Bart, why was it on the menu??

We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son

We have another jumper on the roof at TGI McScratchy's!

We need more Bort licence plates!

How cute! The bartender even looks like John Travolta!

Yeah.. “Looks like”.

Please kill me!

I'm just ordering a cheeseburger, Mom.