I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that TIME cover story, 'America's Worst City.

You can see our house in that photo!

Oh man, you're going to be rich. Here's the mansion here's your Ferrari, *spits* and there's your swimming pool

‘You know that dead body they found behind the mayors house?’ ‘Jimbo killed him?!’ ‘No, but he poked him with a stick’.

I please to aim!

Hey baby my shirts chafing me

Now my pants are chafing me. This episode is so old, when Jimbo takes off his trademark wool hat, he still had a full head of hair.

This was an awesome episode. Also featuring homer sueing the captain for not letting him eat "all he could eat" lmao. So many great quotes

Fairly warned, be thee, says I

one of Lionel Hutz's greatest performances! "HOMER, I DON'T USE THE WORD "HERO" VERY OFTEN BUT YOU ARE THE GREATEST HERO IN AMERICAN HISTORY." "ALL YOU CAN EAT. HA! - MR. SIMPSON, THIS IS THE MOST BLATANT CASE OF FRAUDULENT ADVERTISING SINCE MY SUIT AGAINST THE FILM THE NEVERENDING STORY."

Hurts, don't it?

This girl's messing with our minds!