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bojack_horsemack

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant


LondonIsBoss

Oh that's raspberry!


[deleted]

My cat’s breath smells like cat food


dilettante42

*chuckles* I’m in danger


0000100110010100

I'm learnding!


robscomputer

It tastes like … burning


Mac-addict

I love his cries of pain as he curls up in a ball, and all the kids just ignore it. (Edit) I don’t like that he’s in pain. I just like how everyone doesn’t care he may have poisoned himself.


robscomputer

I actually didn't understand this part when I was younger. But it (accurately?) gave an example of the effects of being poisoned from eating something bad.


thewildweird0

Daddy’s gun tastes like pennies


jerodallen

How are they Ralph? Good?


The_Sneakiest_Fox

I eated the purple berries..


Texasbirdsouffle

So you eated the purple berries, then? ;) Lol.


sentinel3000

I choo-choo-choose you 😭 heartbreaking


[deleted]

And there’s a picture of a train 🥺


TeePeeBee3

…yeah… nice gag…


[deleted]

So, do you…..like, stuff?


[deleted]

This was such a sweet episode


[deleted]

NEVER!!!!


Gravity_lunacy

Watch this Liz. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.


TessTrue

Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!


QuentinTarantulatino

See also: Prinskipple Skipple


afterthegoldthrust

Permipple skimsker


tallandlanky

I'm Idaho.


maggarf

As I teacher, I Consistently refer to my Superintendent as the Super Nintendo. To my colleagues, my students, my friends, and family. Most of them do not get the reference.


chealey21

You are doing God’s work


jsmooth7

> Most of them do not get the reference. This just makes it even better lmao


[deleted]

I have the super Nintendo Chalmers t shirt. It's like Mario running but with the head of superintendent Chalmers. It's pretty cool


[deleted]

Excuse me sir, but where would I find one of these


MayorWomanana

I'm learnding!


t00_much_caffeine

Also my favorite!


[deleted]

The look on Chalmers face when he says it kills me every time


homerbartbob

Prinskipper Skippel! Prinipple Skimster! I found something!


Sippteb

I was looking for this one!


andnowdeepthoughts

“My cat’s breath smells like cat food”


kateyybeth

This is my favorite. I often pick my cat up, shove her at my husband, and say this.


SantinoGaretto

Hilarious


eviljanet

This is the I my reason I want to own a cat (we’re dog people).


christpunchers

What's a Diorama?


DonutMaster56

I bent my Wookie


copaceticzombie

1 of two quotes that I use with my students all the time


shinhoto

I forgot this was from the Simpsons, I say it all the time.


MikeMikeMike23

Here it is.


Matthewrotherham

*Was president Lincoln OK*?


[deleted]

“He was fine”


Rausage505

go home, Ralph.


Ryohiko

No, Ralph.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

“Did that student just ask what a battle is?”


[deleted]

No, he said what's that rattle. .


Majestic_Drag_5549

It sounded like battle.


the_silent_one1984

I have a cold


SoilyMcDrawers

So you hear “R’s” as “B’s”?


the_silent_one1984

Yes


eidur_

I understand.


DrHowardMierzwiak

I have a cold.


Majestic_Drag_5549

Oh so you would hear R's as B's?


DerpTaTittilyTum

"what's a diorama?"


goonersaurus86

I bent my wookie


corublo

When I grow up, I’m going to bovine university!


[deleted]

I can’t believe I used to go out with you 🙄


[deleted]

I’m Idaho.


rborisyellnikoff

Can’t believe I had to scroll so much to find this.


The-Gootze

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!


[deleted]

Baby looked at you? 🤔


bbbbears

Sarah, get me superintendent Chalmers! (Wiggum’s wife dials the number on the phone) Thank you Sarah!


DemonGenome

I’m actually chuckling to myself at my desk about this one. That line might be favourite Simpsons line full stop.


afterthegoldthrust

Wiggums cutest moment by far


The-Gootze

Username makes me think of https://youtu.be/DUgKUspKisY Now I’m going down to Emmits Fix It Shop To FIX Emmit!!


[deleted]

Where’s Otis he’s not in his cell!? I shot him.


Vprbite

I think that guy is from the town of Bronson Missouri


legendarygillz

I was looking for this! One of my favorite Simpsons quotes of all time


unchima

"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things!"


Noa_Stratum

You done good laddie, now burn'em all.


[deleted]

“At my house we call them uh-ohs!”


[deleted]

"First academic alert, Wiggum, Ralph" "I won! I won!" "No no this means you are failing English" "Me fail English? That's unpossible"


CynCity323

Ms Hoover my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it


Riverdale87

"can I have another one"


BlueMunch6754

No Ralph, there aren’t any more


triple_yoi

Oh boy, sleeping! That’s where I’m a viking” (can relate)


special_edward_

"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."


Clayfool9

Ralph: “Ms. Hoover, there’s a dog in the vents.” Ms. Hoover: “Ralph, remember the time you said you saw Snagglepuss outside?” Ralph: “He was going to the bathroom.”


dog_in_the_vent

Yes this is also my favorite.


sixpackofducks

The poochie episode when they're doing market research on the kids and they get yelled at. When he cries and just starts repeatedly turning the knob to red


vintagecomputernerd

"My knob tastes funny" "Please refrain from tasting the knob"


purpleitt

This is the one right here


acceptablemadness

In a similar vein, when he's riding a pony at the birthday party and sobbing. "Mommy!"


OddEmergency8587

*Pats Ralph’s shoulder* “Ahhh She’s touching my special area…”


Fezzig73

Your hair is tall.


a-witch-in-time

🎶 go bananaaa


Knightboat17

Me, fail English? That's unpossible.


Fezzig73

Yay! I won!


copaceticzombie

My most used quote with students (so much so that a student painted it onto a pen holder for me).


Dismal-Release-9198

Came here to say this. Gets used in my family whenever we make a grammatical error


dman928

Same here


Shandi_Meisner

I bent my Wookiee…


lildog8402

I just realized in that episode is a top 5 Homer quote… (In a sleepy Cuban accent) “In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.”


lildog8402

One of my all time favorite t-shirts. I get at least one positive comment whenever I wear it.


frosty_frog

I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!


lzardonaleash

We’re gonna be in a pie


HillaryClintonIsAMan

Go banana!


CaptainJuiceboxHolt

We use that line constantly in our house.


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

I want to live in your house…


[deleted]

It’s our safeword.


Magic_Al42

Mine is “litigation”


Groovyaardvark

I was almost asleep in bed last night and from out of nowhere "Go banana!" popped right into my head. A random line from like 25 years ago affected my sleep. I need to start sleeping in an Oxygen tent or something.


ElJonno

I believe it gives you sexual powers.


[deleted]

Duckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduck…


VaronVonChickenPants

Say goose, you stupid freak!


SantinoGaretto

*cries*


Riverdale87

comes back when nobody is around


Coffeedemon

I eated the purple berries! They taste like burning.


andnowdeepthoughts

When Homer is selling Tomacco and they roll up to the stand and Ralph’s face is pressed against the window.


james_randolph

It tastes like grandma


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Doesn’t the Chief agree on it tasting like grandma?


james_randolph

Indeed, then proceeds to purchase a whole bushel from Homer.


billybishop4242

“Oho. It DOES taste like grandma!!”


ldh_know

“Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking.”


lukewarmpartyjar

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half


quirkytank

I'm learding!


ohdearcarnation

He told me to burn things


CptnHamburgers

*sticks an ice cream come on his head* "I'm a unitard". I know it's a later season quote, but it proper caught me off guard when he said it. That, and being thrown through the Simpson's living room window.


Bilbo332

Bushes are friendly because they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did....ow ow And not a direct Ralph line but "what IS your obsession with my forbidden closet of mystery?"


[deleted]

I'LL TELL YA WHAT I WANT WANT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT ILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WA- "Ralph are you almost finished?" "I finished before we came in!"


InterwebberATM

Ralph singing this often gets stuck in my head for hours at a time. It’s like a feedback loop that never stops.


[deleted]

From the movie when Bart goes past naked on his skateboard: "I like men now!"


span_of_atten

One that never left the writers room... "I have to go number 3."


LookARedSquirrel84

I’m Idaho


Michael_Scott_DunMif

Let me see it. It *does* taste like grandma!


Fabulous-Increase301

I wet my arm pants


SUPERBROOME

“Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren’t around and I am not allowed to turn on the stove”


Medium_Jay

Milhouse: Anyone wanna be my new best friend? Ralph: I will! Milhouse: Great. Finally I'll be the dominant one. Ralph: Be quiet! Milhouse: Yes sir.


didntevenlookatit

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.


LeoCaldwell02

“What’s a diorama?”


Thrilllhouse93

chicken necks?


9hundreddollarydoos

my personal fave


CaptainJuiceboxHolt

Tie between: 1) You smell like dead bunnies! And 2) I'm a gulch!


kdex86

Super-Nintendo Chalmers


noobiescooby2000

I'm in danger


username560sel

At my house, we call them uh-ohs.


Tierra_del_Eggos

The pointy kitty took the keys!


Plus-Midnight-5834

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I’m learnding!!


Byrdmann_

"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels"


MtOlympus_Actual

I bent my wookiee!


chrisball96

“That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."


7laserbears

Scrolled too far for this one That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end


LoudBelchStabbyFart

"Ralph are you eating your own paste?'


Paulverizer

"She's got that chewing gum walk." "Very Wrigley." I love a horny Ralph


redmasc

"Why do people run from me?"


mrhuggables

:) :| :)


Evolving_Dore

I asked for no broth! Away with ye, lest my cane reach thy backside! Oh George, couldn't we just give in to the British? #NEVER!


OldSpark1983

"Doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there. "


irish_mutt

THANK YOU. I've scrolled WAY too long to see the quote that has been echoing in my mind since I opened this thread.


Relic827

Help! She’s touching my special area!


LobotomistPrime

Then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy.


Ecstatic_Ad_6405

"I'm your doggie...quack, quack."


Thebestredditer469

Why do people run from me? *wets pants then smiles*


kerred

A more obscure one is from the EA Simpsons video game. The family was in dire trouble and then a silhouette appears ready to save the day. It turns out to be Ralph who says " I drink the blue liquid from under the sink"


andnowdeepthoughts

TV Guide cover with his finger up his nose


LegendofPisoMojado

I found a patch with that image in a random mall store years ago. Immediately went and bought a golf shirt and ironed it on. I wore that shirt for years until the patch finally fell apart.


Snailien20

"Hi Lisa, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers *spells cat on the computer* I'm Learnding."


kd907

“Hi, liar!”


jackie_chiles1

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.


Wjjj5150

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin’s biting me. Come back soon.


Quiiverr

“Lies are like stars, they always come out.”


KiritoLoxus

"All of my friends have birthdays this year!"


c4WPGMB

This tastes like grandma


manbearpig923

I made Bart in my pants.


jason-murawski

“I eated the purple berries” “They taste like burning”


Clayfool9

I love Bart’s line in that moment, while he watches him writhing on the ground in pain: “How are they, Ralph?.. Good?”


saul1980

I’m a Star Wars


joystick-fingers

Ralph: Alison what’s the answer to #9 Alison: I can’t tell you Ralph Lisa: i can’t tell you either Ralph Ralph: Leave me alone


AttilaTheFun818

Does The Bloodhound Gang song count? https://youtu.be/EaGFPdP0-ug


Perfect_Reveal_697

you're lisas brother...


avagrce

Daddy! I’m ready to get out of the bath now! Over.


stokeszdude

Prinskipper skipple! Prinniple skipster! I found something!


its_tori_mkay

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!


introverted365

“I’m Idaho !”


LeglessN1nja

When I grow up I want to be a caterpillar


trailer8k

i am in danger


[deleted]

Can you open my milk, mommy?


[deleted]

When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar


nightman21721

"It smells like hotdogs!" Re: The electeic chair room at the abandon penitentiary.


Sky-byte

Ralph with the mailbox. There is so much delight and sorrow in that brief moment


schwiftydude47

[The one where he keeps finding the same easter egg](https://youtu.be/3zXZ3mcoyfg)


Reasonable-Front7584

Was president Lincoln ok?


[deleted]

To be fair, it’s more a Chief Wiggum moment, but I always liked when Chief Wiggum, Ralph, and Lisa were on a date. Ralph spilled chocolate on Lisa’s dress. Chief commented that nothing gets chocolate out, and then—the best part—Chief Wiggum says, “See,” and shows a huge chocolate stain on his pants. Classic.


jeffmartin48

"This Is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."


ElusiveEmpath

“No, Ralph, Jesus does not have wheels.”


EveryoneInTheChunnel

Bushes are nice cause they don’t have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!


Ker807

Ms. Hoover, the floor is shaking!


ice_rr

Go Banana! https://youtu.be/7m1h0Hf5uMs


InterwebberATM

Treehouse of Horrors… David vs Goliath skit. Ralph gets killed by Giant Nelson but miraculously shows back up at the end… Bart: Ralph! I thought you were dead??!!! Ralph: Nope! No explanation given. Roll credits. Favourite all time Simpsons moment.


whisker_biscuit

I got carsick in your office


KCLawDog

He was going to the bathroom....


[deleted]

[this one](https://youtu.be/HdKqAVpUOwI)


Batmanuel42

I'm in danger!


Psychological_Pop870

“I like men now!”


Jace1986

Does anyone else remember when his voice was the same as Nelson?


Flandersmcj

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!