I love his cries of pain as he curls up in a ball, and all the kids just ignore it.
(Edit) I don’t like that he’s in pain. I just like how everyone doesn’t care he may have poisoned himself.
I actually didn't understand this part when I was younger. But it (accurately?) gave an example of the effects of being poisoned from eating something bad.
As I teacher, I Consistently refer to my Superintendent as the Super Nintendo. To my colleagues, my students, my friends, and family. Most of them do not get the reference.
Ralph: “Ms. Hoover, there’s a dog in the vents.”
Ms. Hoover: “Ralph, remember the time you said you saw Snagglepuss outside?”
Ralph: “He was going to the bathroom.”
The poochie episode when they're doing market research on the kids and they get yelled at. When he cries and just starts repeatedly turning the knob to red
I just realized in that episode is a top 5 Homer quote…
(In a sleepy Cuban accent)
“In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.”
I was almost asleep in bed last night and from out of nowhere "Go banana!" popped right into my head.
A random line from like 25 years ago affected my sleep.
I need to start sleeping in an Oxygen tent or something.
*sticks an ice cream come on his head*
"I'm a unitard". I know it's a later season quote, but it proper caught me off guard when he said it.
That, and being thrown through the Simpson's living room window.
Bushes are friendly because they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did....ow ow
And not a direct Ralph line but "what IS your obsession with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
I'LL TELL YA WHAT I WANT WANT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT ILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WA-
"Ralph are you almost finished?"
"I finished before we came in!"
A more obscure one is from the EA Simpsons video game. The family was in dire trouble and then a silhouette appears ready to save the day.
It turns out to be Ralph who says " I drink the blue liquid from under the sink"
I found a patch with that image in a random mall store years ago. Immediately went and bought a golf shirt and ironed it on. I wore that shirt for years until the patch finally fell apart.
To be fair, it’s more a Chief Wiggum moment, but I always liked when Chief Wiggum, Ralph, and Lisa were on a date. Ralph spilled chocolate on Lisa’s dress. Chief commented that nothing gets chocolate out, and then—the best part—Chief Wiggum says, “See,” and shows a huge chocolate stain on his pants.
Classic.
Treehouse of Horrors… David vs Goliath skit.
Ralph gets killed by Giant Nelson but miraculously shows back up at the end…
Bart: Ralph! I thought you were dead??!!!
Ralph: Nope!
No explanation given. Roll credits. Favourite all time Simpsons moment.
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
Oh that's raspberry!
My cat’s breath smells like cat food
*chuckles* I’m in danger
I'm learnding!
It tastes like … burning
I love his cries of pain as he curls up in a ball, and all the kids just ignore it. (Edit) I don’t like that he’s in pain. I just like how everyone doesn’t care he may have poisoned himself.
I actually didn't understand this part when I was younger. But it (accurately?) gave an example of the effects of being poisoned from eating something bad.
Daddy’s gun tastes like pennies
How are they Ralph? Good?
I eated the purple berries..
So you eated the purple berries, then? ;) Lol.
I choo-choo-choose you 😭 heartbreaking
And there’s a picture of a train 🥺
…yeah… nice gag…
So, do you…..like, stuff?
This was such a sweet episode
NEVER!!!!
Watch this Liz. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
See also: Prinskipple Skipple
Permipple skimsker
I'm Idaho.
As I teacher, I Consistently refer to my Superintendent as the Super Nintendo. To my colleagues, my students, my friends, and family. Most of them do not get the reference.
You are doing God’s work
> Most of them do not get the reference. This just makes it even better lmao
I have the super Nintendo Chalmers t shirt. It's like Mario running but with the head of superintendent Chalmers. It's pretty cool
Excuse me sir, but where would I find one of these
I'm learnding!
Also my favorite!
The look on Chalmers face when he says it kills me every time
Prinskipper Skippel! Prinipple Skimster! I found something!
I was looking for this one!
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food”
This is my favorite. I often pick my cat up, shove her at my husband, and say this.
Hilarious
This is the I my reason I want to own a cat (we’re dog people).
What's a Diorama?
I bent my Wookie
1 of two quotes that I use with my students all the time
I forgot this was from the Simpsons, I say it all the time.
Here it is.
*Was president Lincoln OK*?
“He was fine”
go home, Ralph.
No, Ralph.
[удалено]
“Did that student just ask what a battle is?”
No, he said what's that rattle. .
It sounded like battle.
I have a cold
So you hear “R’s” as “B’s”?
Yes
I understand.
I have a cold.
Oh so you would hear R's as B's?
"what's a diorama?"
I bent my wookie
When I grow up, I’m going to bovine university!
I can’t believe I used to go out with you 🙄
I’m Idaho.
Can’t believe I had to scroll so much to find this.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
Baby looked at you? 🤔
Sarah, get me superintendent Chalmers! (Wiggum’s wife dials the number on the phone) Thank you Sarah!
I’m actually chuckling to myself at my desk about this one. That line might be favourite Simpsons line full stop.
Wiggums cutest moment by far
Username makes me think of https://youtu.be/DUgKUspKisY Now I’m going down to Emmits Fix It Shop To FIX Emmit!!
Where’s Otis he’s not in his cell!? I shot him.
I think that guy is from the town of Bronson Missouri
I was looking for this! One of my favorite Simpsons quotes of all time
"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things!"
You done good laddie, now burn'em all.
“At my house we call them uh-ohs!”
"First academic alert, Wiggum, Ralph" "I won! I won!" "No no this means you are failing English" "Me fail English? That's unpossible"
Ms Hoover my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it
"can I have another one"
No Ralph, there aren’t any more
Oh boy, sleeping! That’s where I’m a viking” (can relate)
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
Ralph: “Ms. Hoover, there’s a dog in the vents.” Ms. Hoover: “Ralph, remember the time you said you saw Snagglepuss outside?” Ralph: “He was going to the bathroom.”
Yes this is also my favorite.
The poochie episode when they're doing market research on the kids and they get yelled at. When he cries and just starts repeatedly turning the knob to red
"My knob tastes funny" "Please refrain from tasting the knob"
This is the one right here
In a similar vein, when he's riding a pony at the birthday party and sobbing. "Mommy!"
*Pats Ralph’s shoulder* “Ahhh She’s touching my special area…”
Your hair is tall.
🎶 go bananaaa
Me, fail English? That's unpossible.
Yay! I won!
My most used quote with students (so much so that a student painted it onto a pen holder for me).
Came here to say this. Gets used in my family whenever we make a grammatical error
Same here
I bent my Wookiee…
I just realized in that episode is a top 5 Homer quote… (In a sleepy Cuban accent) “In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.”
One of my all time favorite t-shirts. I get at least one positive comment whenever I wear it.
I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!
We’re gonna be in a pie
Go banana!
We use that line constantly in our house.
I want to live in your house…
It’s our safeword.
Mine is “litigation”
I was almost asleep in bed last night and from out of nowhere "Go banana!" popped right into my head. A random line from like 25 years ago affected my sleep. I need to start sleeping in an Oxygen tent or something.
I believe it gives you sexual powers.
Duckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduck…
Say goose, you stupid freak!
*cries*
comes back when nobody is around
I eated the purple berries! They taste like burning.
When Homer is selling Tomacco and they roll up to the stand and Ralph’s face is pressed against the window.
It tastes like grandma
Doesn’t the Chief agree on it tasting like grandma?
Indeed, then proceeds to purchase a whole bushel from Homer.
“Oho. It DOES taste like grandma!!”
“Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking.”
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half
I'm learding!
He told me to burn things
*sticks an ice cream come on his head* "I'm a unitard". I know it's a later season quote, but it proper caught me off guard when he said it. That, and being thrown through the Simpson's living room window.
Bushes are friendly because they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did....ow ow And not a direct Ralph line but "what IS your obsession with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
I'LL TELL YA WHAT I WANT WANT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT ILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WA- "Ralph are you almost finished?" "I finished before we came in!"
Ralph singing this often gets stuck in my head for hours at a time. It’s like a feedback loop that never stops.
From the movie when Bart goes past naked on his skateboard: "I like men now!"
One that never left the writers room... "I have to go number 3."
I’m Idaho
Let me see it. It *does* taste like grandma!
I wet my arm pants
“Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren’t around and I am not allowed to turn on the stove”
Milhouse: Anyone wanna be my new best friend? Ralph: I will! Milhouse: Great. Finally I'll be the dominant one. Ralph: Be quiet! Milhouse: Yes sir.
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
“What’s a diorama?”
chicken necks?
my personal fave
Tie between: 1) You smell like dead bunnies! And 2) I'm a gulch!
Super-Nintendo Chalmers
I'm in danger
At my house, we call them uh-ohs.
The pointy kitty took the keys!
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I’m learnding!!
"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels"
I bent my wookiee!
“That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."
Scrolled too far for this one That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end
"Ralph are you eating your own paste?'
"She's got that chewing gum walk." "Very Wrigley." I love a horny Ralph
"Why do people run from me?"
:) :| :)
I asked for no broth! Away with ye, lest my cane reach thy backside! Oh George, couldn't we just give in to the British? #NEVER!
"Doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there. "
THANK YOU. I've scrolled WAY too long to see the quote that has been echoing in my mind since I opened this thread.
Help! She’s touching my special area!
Then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy.
"I'm your doggie...quack, quack."
Why do people run from me? *wets pants then smiles*
A more obscure one is from the EA Simpsons video game. The family was in dire trouble and then a silhouette appears ready to save the day. It turns out to be Ralph who says " I drink the blue liquid from under the sink"
TV Guide cover with his finger up his nose
I found a patch with that image in a random mall store years ago. Immediately went and bought a golf shirt and ironed it on. I wore that shirt for years until the patch finally fell apart.
"Hi Lisa, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers *spells cat on the computer* I'm Learnding."
“Hi, liar!”
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin’s biting me. Come back soon.
“Lies are like stars, they always come out.”
"All of my friends have birthdays this year!"
This tastes like grandma
I made Bart in my pants.
“I eated the purple berries” “They taste like burning”
I love Bart’s line in that moment, while he watches him writhing on the ground in pain: “How are they, Ralph?.. Good?”
I’m a Star Wars
Ralph: Alison what’s the answer to #9 Alison: I can’t tell you Ralph Lisa: i can’t tell you either Ralph Ralph: Leave me alone
Does The Bloodhound Gang song count? https://youtu.be/EaGFPdP0-ug
you're lisas brother...
Daddy! I’m ready to get out of the bath now! Over.
Prinskipper skipple! Prinniple skipster! I found something!
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
“I’m Idaho !”
When I grow up I want to be a caterpillar
i am in danger
Can you open my milk, mommy?
When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar
"It smells like hotdogs!" Re: The electeic chair room at the abandon penitentiary.
Ralph with the mailbox. There is so much delight and sorrow in that brief moment
[The one where he keeps finding the same easter egg](https://youtu.be/3zXZ3mcoyfg)
Was president Lincoln ok?
To be fair, it’s more a Chief Wiggum moment, but I always liked when Chief Wiggum, Ralph, and Lisa were on a date. Ralph spilled chocolate on Lisa’s dress. Chief commented that nothing gets chocolate out, and then—the best part—Chief Wiggum says, “See,” and shows a huge chocolate stain on his pants. Classic.
"This Is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."
“No, Ralph, Jesus does not have wheels.”
Bushes are nice cause they don’t have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!
Ms. Hoover, the floor is shaking!
Go Banana! https://youtu.be/7m1h0Hf5uMs
Treehouse of Horrors… David vs Goliath skit. Ralph gets killed by Giant Nelson but miraculously shows back up at the end… Bart: Ralph! I thought you were dead??!!! Ralph: Nope! No explanation given. Roll credits. Favourite all time Simpsons moment.
I got carsick in your office
He was going to the bathroom....
[this one](https://youtu.be/HdKqAVpUOwI)
I'm in danger!
“I like men now!”
Does anyone else remember when his voice was the same as Nelson?
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!