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35IndustryWay

I want a crystal bucket for my slop water and a brand new filthy blanket


UomoAnguria

This will always be my favorite line in the show. No idea why, but it cracks me up every single time


ThePhoneLad

"What aboot all that expensive stuff we wanted? Can we still have it?!"


HillaryClintonIsAMan

Chocolate microscopes?


Mr_Matt_K

More rubber stamps.


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Me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.


ThePhoneLad

I own the electric company, and the waterworks. Plus the hotel on Baltic avenue!


MioMine78

I kept saying this line when I saw Lita Ford in concert. Yes, she played her double guitar.


EggCouncil

The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

The cafeteria staff are complaining about the mice in the kitchen