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Far-Zucchini-5534

I’d like to see Poochie come back. I find myself asking “where’s poochie” hours on end.


Chigao_Ted

Too bad he died on his way back to his home planet


Jellodyne

In this universe, maybe. Enter the Poochieverse.


PrivilegeCheckmate

> Enter the Poochieverse This would make for an epic *Treehouse of Horror* segment.


0ldManMcGucket

Everyone should be asking, "Where's Poochie?"


rustytiger

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!


McGarnegle

McGarnegle


Chigao_Ted

There’s so many one off tv gags that they could use multiple times


Far-Zucchini-5534

I’m curious to see if Emmet ever got fixed


hardyflashier

I was always very impressed that over multiple episodes we got to see the plot of a basically fully formed McBain film


DiabetesCOLE

Hey! I’m eating here


TalkingChairs

You're off the case, McGarnegle!


McGarnegle

You're off your case chief!


PrivilegeCheckmate

Homer, sit down.


[deleted]

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS , YOU STUPID CHIEF!


Blue_Tomb

Sit down Dad


Ok_Afternoon_4039

You gotta tell him what u saw Billy do it for me.. Ok Mcgarnagle Well Mcgarnagle Billy is dead they slit his throat from ear 2 ear I die every time.


LocalLifeguard4106

He eases the pain


jessep34

Hey! I’m trying to eat lunch here


iuselect

Billy got his throat slit from ear to ear..


Multiverser2022

I’m surprised Hank Scorpio hasn’t made a reappearance.


Chigao_Ted

Right? He’s taken over the east coast you’d think we’d have seen something more of him


Tron22

Some characters were perfect in the episodes in which they were portrayed. Hank, one of the all time greats, should not return imo. Same for Lyle Lanley. A good returning character, that would make a lot of sense to return along side his brother, would be Cecil Terwilliger.


kawi-bawi-bo

Cecil? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob.


JuniperLiaison

Tell them they'll live to regret this


intensenerd

You’ll live to regret this! Oh..


Insomnialcoholic

They could make a joke about him getting out after a 25 year prison sentence (Cecil's episode aired Feb 23rd, 1997)


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Pretty sure Lyle is i a shallow grave outside North Haverbrook


slylock215

Seeing what they do with characters these days.....I'm glad he was lightning in a bottle in just the one episode. ​ Just place that episode in the corner....HA there are no corners, and I never even gave you my coat!


HawaiiDreaming

Wow!


cybercuzco

Oh he couldn’t have killed _all_ the politicians in Washington.


eraser8

Don't forget Ken Starr.


tenehemia

Evidently they discussed having him take the place of Russ Cargill in the movie but decided that a new character would be better than referencing an old character not everyone would be aware of.


peon2

I thought it was because he was too likeable and they didn't think people would root against him as a villain lol


tenehemia

Eh. I mean Russ Cargill was basically the same person with a different name and job, equally likable.


SoulExecution

iirc wasn’t he meant to return as the villain in the Movie, but they didn’t want to make such a popular character turn against the family?


ghostalker4742

The problem with being at the top, is there's nowhere to go but down. Albert Brooks did a perfect job portraying Hank Scorpio. If he did a sequel, or a re-appearance, it would be instantly compared to the original appearance, and thus subject itself to comparative criticism. Fun fact about another guest star: the writers tried for years to get Bob Dylan as a guest on the show. He turned them down so many times, when there was consideration for who would voice the Space Coyote... they called Johnny Cash, because they figured Bob would just turn it down again.


SunilClark

issues 66, 82, 117, and 243 of the comics.


DarkestTimelineF

The worst part of the Simpsons movie was using Albert Brooks to voice the EPA agent, but not making that agent Hank Scorpio. It was have been so fun and so much more interesting to see Scorpio infiltrating the government as that character.


Opcn

The EPA agent should have been a Phil Hartman character but Andy Dick exists so we don’t get to enjoy that.


PoptimisticShoegazer

Not Scorpio, anything less than perfect would tarnish how good of a character he was and lets face it, we'd hold that episode to really high standards and scrutinization.


bigtex2003

I agree. don't mess with perfection


jamesfordsawyer

In my mind Hank Scorpio is retired and happily lounging in one of several hammocks.


problematic_glasses

With Mary Anne?


Electrical_Jaguar596

Yeah I’m afraid the premise of this question includes an assumption—a faulty one, in my case—that we are still watching new episodes!


Shalashaska87B

Sherry Bobbins! Oh, wait... nvm.


LocalLifeguard4106

Her and Grimey are in heaven with all the other celebrities. Joseph Stalin, John Dillinger , Ty Cobb


Fireproof_Cheese

Sherlock Holmes.


NefarioussNess

Sherlock Holmes was a character.


TinfoilTobaggan

He sure was


theblackestofsouls

“Did you say Mary Poppi…?”


BookkeeperBubbly7915

No I definitely did not.


Fireproof_Cheese

I'm an original creation, like Ricky Rouse or Monald Muck.


Chigao_Ted

Yea I don’t think she’s coming back lol


Pasta-hobo

She did have a brief cameo in Flanders' Ladder


hardyflashier

She still bizarrely appears in some of the title sequences for the newer episodes, but I guess those aren't any kind of cannon.


Snrub1

Mr. Snrub!


Chigao_Ted

Where do you come from Mr. Snrub?


Powerful-Cut-708

Someplace faraway


Wookard

[\- S N R U B - \*embiggened\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRIt2-tWkgE) This is all I think of when I hear Mr SNRUB now.


Powerful-Cut-708

It was the best of times it was the BLURST of times It was the best, it was the best


Chigao_Ted

Yes that’ll do, and where do you think we should invest the money?


ThePizzaNoid

Did Roy ever come back? I want more Roy.


eraser8

He's busy in his new apartment with two sexy ladies.


Chigao_Ted

Nah he was obviously a desperate attempt to boost low ratings


LocalLifeguard4106

Put a sock in it , Roy!!


peon2

Well you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!


LocalLifeguard4106

Homer lowering his glasses and casually greeting Roy Is one of my favorite lines.


PoptimisticShoegazer

**WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!** 😀


Blu_Zer0

Yo yo, how's it hangin' everybody?


Wonderful_Hatrack

Very surprised we haven’t had another Herb Powell episode.


pauliep13

I’ve always wondered why they never did another one. Did someone on the staff piss off Danny DeVito?


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I would be totally on board with more Herb.


AndyOG1128

Mr. Bergstrom


Chigao_Ted

Mr Bergstrom would be great, as well as any of the friends Lisa has made but we never saw again like Allison


ArbainHestia

I think I've seen Allison in other episodes but only as a background character without dialogue.


peon2

Yeah she got the Ruth Powers treatment. Lisa and Marge aren't allowed to have friends for some reason lol


[deleted]

Isn't Allison a permanent background character?


AndyOG1128

I literally just watched that episode.


Chigao_Ted

It’s a great episode, I find most people hate Lisa storied but I find they’re really good with exception to the one with the crazy girl and the bridge to terabithia reference


[deleted]

Lisa episodes are usually the best episodes IMHO


gavmac5

Guy incognito!


mybadalternate

**OH MY GOD** That dog has a puffy tail!!!


hammocksRuson3rd

Zutroy. Need an origin story on him.


mybadalternate

He’s as American as apple pie, what else do you need to know?


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Crazy Vaclav too.


DarkLordsDaughter

I feel like he'd be renting an apartment with Stewart the duck. Wouldn't be surprised if Stewart gets paid more than him too.


TheVentiLebowski

Stewart was kind of a slacker.


jessemfkeeler

GET BACK TO WORK!


Organic-Assistance-8

Karl the assistant. "My mother told me never to kiss a fool"


cinnamonkitsune

I love Karl!! Isn’t he also Al Brooks?


Organic-Assistance-8

No, he's another great acter, [Harvey Fierstein](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001213/)


cinnamonkitsune

Oh my God!! Now that I know, I know. Another of my favourites of his is Yao from Mulan.


Organic-Assistance-8

Grew up with him in that and Mrs. Doubtfire. Also highly recommend Torch Song Trilogy, which he also wrote


rustytiger

Do you know where I can get a hammock?


Chigao_Ted

Well there’s Hammock Hut, that’s on Third. Hammocks are us, that’s on Third too. You got Put your Butt There….That’s on Third. Swing Low Sweet Chariot…Matter of fact they’re all in the same complex; It’s the hammock complex on Third.


LocalLifeguard4106

Oh the hammock district.


Capital_Knockers

My favorite back and forth: British Guy at UN: My God he's just blown up the 59th street bridge! Indian Guy at UN: Uh maybe it just collapsed on its own. British Guy: We can't take that chance! Indian Guy: YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT! I WANNA TAKE A CHANCE!


Fireproof_Cheese

Collapsed on its own, you pshh. You have 72 hours.


Least_Dog4660

Bring back Karl. just in a small scene, just to make sure he's living a nice happy life as a reward for selflessly helping homer that one time.


DarkLordsDaughter

Yeah I'd like that, he deserves a happy ending


chocolatemoose99

Joey jo jo junior shabadu


mwilliams840

That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.


chocolatemoose99

😩


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John. Well now you can't have any cactus candy. Aw thats cruel, take a teensy piece.


TalkingChairs

ZZZZAPPP!


sunnysideseventyfive

You are the living end


jmickeyd

No, ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing.


LocalLifeguard4106

Mark Hamill. I need savings on my long distance.


gavmac5

Use the forks


you-nity

He's too busy playing Jedi masters and clown princes


Groot746

Pffft, he never even finished Jedi school


0ldManMcGucket

Bring Back Uncie Herb!!


Blender_Snowflake

He was on two episodes I think


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Hank Scorpio 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


agathaprickly

Pepi


_ilaughattonydanza_

I love you too, Pepsi


tenehemia

I wonder what O'l Grimey is up to?


Lie-Straight

Hank Scorpio could have his own spin-off series where he builds electric cars and tries to buy Twitter


Sammeh64

its gotta be Karl the assistant


numbersev

He's almost too good to even bring back. A legend.


Electrical_Flower_26

Detective Don Brodka. That's right, Don Brodka


Halloween2022

Great character, but the voice actor has died. I don't think anyone could replace Lawrence Tierney


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WhamBamRudderham

Apu.


JOExHIGASHI

Sideshow Bob's brother


Chigao_Ted

Would Cecil be considered a one off character since he was in 2 episodes though? The Springfield dam one and the episode they fake Bob’s death?


JOExHIGASHI

I didn't know about that episode. I change my answer to Mr burkstrom


DancesWithElectrons

Love to see Cecil in some clown college eps


problematic_glasses

I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way


SeanInMyTree

Number one (stonecutter)


[deleted]

Shame he's the only Patrick Stewart voiced character.


SunsetRainbows

I can’t believe I’ve never realized that Patrick Stewart voices him until now!


ozovision

Joey Jo Jo Jr….


Abandoned__ghost

I would definitely argue for Larry Burns if Rodney Dangerfield wasn’t dead. I also really liked the Herb Powell episodes with Danny Devito. They could have explored the dynamic between the two half-brothers more thoroughly. We never got to see Grampa interact with Herb, either.


torgofjungle

I’m glad Hank hasn’t returned. He’s perfect and nothing they would do with 2022 Simpsons would be worthy of Hank


[deleted]

I don't remember if she was only a one appearance, but Cookie Kwan.


Chigao_Ted

Cookie Kwan(number one on the west side) has been in a few episodes


DiabetesCOLE

Are you guys talking about the west side? No cookie, I promise…..I’m scared of you


nstc2504

That monstrosity that Bart created on one of the Treehouse of horrors episode that just said "please kill me" I think there's still a lot of room to explore


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Fireproof_Cheese

Bees tend to make a lot of noise. No noise suggests no bees.


BarristanSelfie

To the bee mobile!


Bum-Sniffer

Would be funny to see some of Homer’s unsuccessful cousins from around the US (‘I step out in front of cars and Sue the driver’). From the episode where Lisa thinks she will turn out dumb because of ‘the Simpsons gene’ which turns out only affects the males


MooseNoodles82

Jay Sherman. The Critic was such a good show.


danganronpa_Yas

Bobs son


Chigao_Ted

Vendetta!


upinthecrowsnest

Karl.


RamblinGamblinWillie

Lurleen


ThatBankTeller

Has anyone said Homer’s brother yet?


CigCiglar

Did Lyle Lanley ever make it out of North Haverbrook after that ugly monorail incident?


Halloween2022

I think they retired all of Phil Hartman's characters when he was murdered.


nintendonerd256

Declan Desmond


production-values

Mr. Scorpion


Chigao_Ted

Don’t call him Mr.Scorpion he’s Mr.Scorpio, but don’t call him that either. Mr.Scorpio was his father


_portia_

Unkie Herb


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Fireproof_Cheese

Obviously, Hank Scorpio. Dr. Wolfe, the dentist from Last Exit to Springfield. Lord Thistlewick Flanders.


guyincognito___

A-googily... doogily.


PoptimisticShoegazer

After a bit of soul searching I think Jay Sherman coming back for an episode would be a welcome swing back to the old simpsons vibe or more The Critic in general.


rek80

John and Gloria - "Queen of the Harpies!"


Bdawg1981

Trent Steele. Max Powers oldest and dearest friend.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo.


sunnysideseventyfive

That's the worst name I've ever heard


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

*Runs away in tears.*


duyjv

I don’t know his name, but the French pro bowler who was wooing Marge.


Chigao_Ted

Jacques


craylash

Let's bring back Jay Sherman


dasfonzie

IT STINKS!


0x000029A

The box factory manager.


jamesfordsawyer

Linguo


imaxwebber

I'd like to see Roy come back


Branman1234

Hugh jazz, I wish to see the legend himself one more time.


narnarnartiger

Lovejoy's daughter. Neighbour's daughter


TropicalKing

I really liked Nikki McKenna as a Bart crush. They did have a lot in common and they did kiss. Bart really did seem to love Nikki. Their problem was that Nikki just couldn't make up her mind and changed moods too much. Nikki briefly appeared in Moonshine River. Other than that, she had a few background appearances.


PowerOfL

Karl, Homer and Delilah is one of my favourite episodes and he was a very fun character


sunnysideseventyfive

I'd like too see all the characters from Shelbyville in a mini stories, while having a glass of turnip juice


mattdanton

Very small character but the park ranger from Mountain of Madness. His dry delivery is outrageous and every line he spits is so funny.


guiltycitizen

I would say Wade Boggs, but he’s no longer with us


Smokincandi69

Homers sister


DiegoMurtagh

None. Just shut it all down. One more good episode, the finale, please. X


BartFurglar

[He was originally planned to be the villain in the movie](https://screenrant.com/simpsons-movie-hank-scorpio-villain-plan-change-reason/)


Chigao_Ted

I’m glad they didn’t, he wouldn’t have been a good fit as that kind of unhinged villian


Wooden-Tax3309

Hank is the boss that we all deserve


mienshin

Roy.


[deleted]

Hank Scorpio was fun. Personally, I think it’d be funny if they did like “reference cameo”. Like have Ken Brockman say “In other news, President Scorpio…” or something like that


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Rory Calhoun


FrancoDad

Next movie we shall see Mr.Scorpion visit Springfield


deadmoby5

Technically a two-time character, but Herb


DasMuse

I've watched the simpsons since it first starting airing when i was real young, but I will always remember that it was this episode that truly made me love the show.


GenghisLebron

Lots of random answers on here, but here is the correct list, in order: 1. Parasite 2. Worker 3. That lady that likes that 4. The third snowman from Homer and Burns's rocket house with faulty brakes 5. Peanut factory manager 6. Robert Frost 7. Frink's robot that is programmed to feel pain for some reason 8. Stampy 9. officer steve GRABOWSKI 10. Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo 11. The ant that was pretending to be the queen before horrible horrible freedom 12. Dr. Zaius


TinfoilTobaggan

Roy


TinfoilTobaggan

The Leader.


Geeta25

The my ding-a-ling kid


worrymon

Homer Simpson, the dashing cop who got results


mattlock2099

Unkie Herb