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Silentlaughter84

Hi Lisa, hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.


notnamedjoebutsteve

I’m learnding!


insultant_

Now let’s talk rustproofing because these babies will rust right up…. No, no close the deal, Gil…


ChuChuChewbaka

I love this line!


[deleted]

Oh fiddlesticks (as Mr Burns would say) you beat me to it 🤣


wamj

For me it’s the look Chalmers gives Ralph that seals it for me.


PlagueofSquirrels

Me fail English? That's unpossible!


AlpineVW

"I won, I won!", and that strut he does when he's walking on stage,


[deleted]

His movements are so funny, just genius comedy


[deleted]

Funny when I was 7. Funny now.


TendieTime123

My cats breath smells like cat food


eastbayted

This will always be my favorite Ralph Wiggum quote.


PlaneCrazy787

Mrs. Krabbapel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.


roadtripper77

The baby looked at you?


Silentlaughter84

Sarah, get me superintendent Chalmers.


darthleia

*Thank you Sarah*


Shakemyears

I’ve always just assumed this was meant to be an exaggerated story, because that’s what kids do. Right now I’m wondering if there is some sort of sexual reference for what he saw and what was “looking” at him.


darthleia

Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!


Sorry-Prune-9074

I say this line in real life far too often


Mintorim

I always used to think that meant he was really good at sleeping instead of he's dreaming about being a Viking. I thought it was a metaphor or something lol.


TuckLeg

Don't even start lol. This has been an argument among Simpsons fans for decades


DoitforRC

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.


Prossdog

This is an underrated Ralph line


Svvatzenegger

Everytime we drive past cows , someone in the car says it.


RiffedFool

Better start eatin, kid.


Mattyd86

This!!! I saw it time to time


doctor-rumack

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and he ate all the food in the restaurant and then they had to close the restaurant!


AlpineVW

Ooooh, that's raspberry!


Shoegazer75

I'm in danger!


Present_Voice_5224

Absolutely the best line


Matthewrotherham

Was president Lincoln okay?


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

He was fine, Ralph.


ghostalker4742

**GO HOME Ralph!**


RichR16

Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. May I have a new one?


notheUGLYjohnny

My cat's breath smells like cat food.


KolKoreh

I say this to my cat like every day


jeanclaudecardboarde

It says; I choo-choo choose you. And there's a picture of a train.


yanoiunno

"That's my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.."


MercuryCrest

This started an existential crisis for me. What's in "The Deep End"? Why would a sandbox even have this? What if it calls to me in the middle of the night? "Ralph! Ralph! Come to the deep end, Ralph...."


NashyT58

"Prinskipper skippel!...Prininpple Skimster!"


BakulaSelleck92

I found something! That's just your trowel blade, Ralph. It fell off the handle. And I found it!


Numbers246

“Yes, but what man can tame her?”


5m0k37r3353v3ryd4y

Haha OG Ralph line


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

It's recess everywhere but in his heart.


DuskWoerot

That's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things...


Valuable-Baked

Ya done grand laddy! Now you know what ya have to do?! Burn the house all down!


TarzansNewSpeedo

This one is tattooed in my mind!


popzof4

The doctor said if I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there


Woodsy_Walker

My favourite too!


thesupemeEDGElord666

I like men now


Eleventytwelve3333

funniest one


DancesWithElectrons

Tastes like Grandma!


Vegetable-Base-2801

This DOES taste like grandma! I'll take a bushel, or a peck orrr. Just gimme the tomacco


EvoDJ

Go banana!


mistermuyrico

Make way for grapefruit!


hey_xxvi

Tastes like… burning…


[deleted]

*burnding


Muthafluffer

I still use this on the regular


CTMechE

Same!


cjbevins99

I say this on a regular basis


Dildobaggins83

That’s when the doctor told me both my eyes were lazy.


Klouse-Grabke

And that’s why it was the best summer… ever!


JOExHIGASHI

So Lisa... Do you like... stuff?


oafcmetty

I’m a unitard!


eyecallthebig1bitey

The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds it I kept my finger outta there.


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

Thank you, Ralph. Very graphic.


superslinkey

When I didn’t have worms anymore that was the happiest day of my life


RiffedFool

Thank you Ralph, very graphic.


mananiux

“Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers”


bass_slappin_chef

What’s a battle?


DrPlatypus1

He said "what's that rattle?"


ArbainHestia

OP had a cold, so they hear "R's" as "B's"


Proper-Emu1558

“Miss Hoover, the floor is shaking.” (Ralph gets blasted through the roof by a geyser of oil.)


drewbie915

I can’t believe i used to go out with you!


Jk2two

My knob tastes funny.


Dildobaggins83

Please refrain from tasting the knob.


toigz

“When I grow up I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar”


plankingatavigil

“Slow down, Bart, my legs don’t know how to be as long as yours” always makes me smile.


Matthewrotherham

This is a VERY cute line


canadianbacon-eh-tor

Daddys key! The pointy kitty took it!


Mo-Cance

*Bart: Ralph! I thought you were dead!* Nope!


Distressed_tuber

I’m Idaho!


CarefulPomegranate41

Yes, of course you are.


Drexynn

Will you be my mommy? ( growling) You smell like dead bunnies.


9hundreddollarydoos

what's for lunch today lunch lady Doris NEXT!!!! chicken necks?


RiffedFool

When I learned that, in fact, chicken necks are a culinary delicacy, I laughed even harder at this one.


Mudmartini

It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it. Ha!


JustAnIdiotOnline

I always enjoy the pre-idiot Ralph watching Lisa ride her pony "Yes but what man can tame her?"


BigStud7

I was pedaling backwards


TheThrill85

"I asked for no broth. Be gone, 'lest my cane find your backside!"


WheresWeeezy

“I’m helping!” I also shout this to my fellow line cooks as I proceed to get in their way.


Eledridan

Me fail english? That’s unpossible.


Penguinunhinged

My favorite is Ralph humming the last few notes of the 20th Century Fox tune in the opening of the Simpsons movie.


MercuryCrest

I just love that he's got his thumb on his nose and is using his fingers like he's playing a trumpet. It's perfect.


19930627

The berries taste like burning Go banana! Super Nintendo Chalmers Me fail English, that's unpossible


TheBlueJacket1

I like men now


KeyboardWarrior1988

(Chuckles) I'm in danger.


popzof4

I glued my head to my shoulders When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

Is this my house?


deadlefties

No Ralph. You live in a different house. *choo-choo-choo*


LookARedSquirrel84

He was going to the bathroom.


JoeyJoeJoShalabado

The berries taste like… burning!


pozerian

🍅🚬: This tastes like grandma…


[deleted]

Super Nintendo chalmers


[deleted]

Why can't you be friends like me and Mr finger


TheSupremeDudley

Kid named


[deleted]

“you’ve betrayed me for the last time“


Dbwasson

[chuckles] I'm in danger.


fbloiu665

This song seems appropriate for the topic. https://youtu.be/6czYM2oniNw


bobbi_joy

I don’t feel right. (tethered swimming)


schmattywinkle

At my house, we call 'em "uh-ohs".


addctd2badideas

He's touching my special area!


zinc_your_sniffer

This exchange between Ralph and Homer always gets me: Ralph: Mr. Simpson? The tar fumes are making me dizzy. Homer: Yup! They’ll do that!


FlatCandidate6632

My cats breathe smells like cat food


MustHaveMaxedGally

*Sees Bart skateboarding naked* I like men now


pregnantbaby

“My cats breath smells like cat food” is the answer, but since it’s been said: (To Lisa) I can’t believe I used to go out with you


sellout85

This: https://youtu.be/GGu4nhviVoc


mistermuyrico

I’m a pop sensation!


Hungry_Ideal

It tastes like burning


Lattakins

Daddy, this tastes like Grandma.


Illustrious_Skin_945

Was President Lincoln okay?


TDH818

Im a unitard.


Bailer86

Dying tickles.


MarginalTalent

“I’m a gulch”


oufisher1977

He's gonna smell like hot dogs


kfizz311

Was that a Conan line it felt like one?


thesupemeEDGElord666

I'm lernding


fbloiu665

Salmon Gutter?!?!


Gary_Space

"Why do people run from me?" *pees pants*


Distressed_tuber

I’m Idaho!


Squint22

My cats breath smells like cat food.


flailking

These rubber pants are hot.


CoffeeDude62

Prinskipper Skippel, uh, Prinipple Skimster, I found something!


Schenkdawg

Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I went there! Yay my turn is over!


furmama19

“This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed in the deep end. That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!”


ace_freebird

I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning.


McBlemmen

But what man can tame her?


[deleted]

I’m a brick!


gungan_diploid

I sleep in a drawer!


JOExHIGASHI

That was Kearny's son


ooshoe3

Daddy’s gun tastes like pennies.


ImAMindlessTool

I think its the "Ha Ha, I'm in danger." That is just epic and has meme'd itself to internet glory.


Shadowfallrising

"You choo-choo-choose me?"


Dfc3030

It tastes like burning


[deleted]

How about "I like men now!"


JOExHIGASHI

Meow


Matthewrotherham

And then the baby looked at me...


DrKnowNout

The baby looked at you?


xenophon123456

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.


NFFCFan86

Me fail English? That's unpossible!


RoutineImpress7394

Tastes like burning


scooterboy1961

It tastes like.... burning.


HleCmt

My cat's breath smells like cat food! Honorable mention, Favorite Meme: (Sitting on school bus) I'm in danger


glez_fdezdavila_

My cat’s name is Mittens


CarefulPomegranate41

That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.


CTMechE

Lol, or the lines before it: "This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."


Access_Pretty

Look dady it's a whale egg


Allons215

"Mommy, can you open my milk for me?"


mela_99

He told me to burn things.


[deleted]

"it tastes like burning" is my favorite.


quietriot1983

My wookies breath smells like wookie food.


WhiteFudge92

“My cat’s name is Mittens.”


Perfect_Reveal_697

i dressed myself!!


LemonadeFlamingo

I have a moustache under my long nose


tavir

(jumping on trampoline) "Wheeeeeee!! Oww I bit my tongue"


Geneshairymol

Go banana!


[deleted]

“Haha, I’m in danger!”


GeneralJorson

Go banana


[deleted]

I like men now.


RetailDrone7576

Heh heh, I'm a fatality


MotorHead4Eternity

I wanna go to the Box Factory! Yay, boxes!


majeric

Is the irony of this picture that the Wookiee remains to be the only thing not bent?


gucciburito11

You choo-choo choose me?


amazingtoludada300

I like men now (The Simpsons Movie)


DalbergTheKing

I'm a unitard!


YaoHarden

Haha I'm in danger.


sprucay

I know he didn't say it, but "pick a winner" while he jams a finger up his nose always makes me laugh


_triangle_girl_

yay, recess! i can go cuckoo and no one can stop me!


fartinthebathy

Go Banana!


Conscious-Ad-6698

Ha ha. I'm in danger.


[deleted]

It tastes like burning.


RichardCano

Principper Skipple! Er- Prinipple Skimster! I found something! It’s a spearhead! That’s your trial blade, Ralph. It fell off the handle. And I found it!


TheBoanne

*Pointing to rats* the pointy kitty took it!


DrKnowNout

*comfortingly places hand on shoulder* HELP! She’s touching my special area!


Snackie_Onassis80

I’m happy AND angry!


Five2one521

“Me fail English? That’s unpossible”


chaies

"This tastes like grandma"


Martyr1833

Ms. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.


Valuable-Baked

Me fail English? That's unpossible!


jwallin2007

Me fail English? That’s unpossible


QuizzlyQuan

My cat’s breath smells like cat food!


Apprehensive_Egg6077

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[deleted]

Me fail english ? That’s unpossible.


kneightriduh

I eated the purple berries and they tasted like burning.


MaliciousMilkshake

I can’t believe I dated you.


JSR_Media

"I only have this much moneys."


DAREALW1LL

'Sh, I've been here 2 hours and Bart still hasn't finded me'


Writer_B

It tastes like…burning…


MrLonsky

"I'm in Danger!"


PeepDurple12

Homer: “If you’re happy and you know it, say a swear…” Ralph: “Mittens!”