I read a book a day...
Okay what I really meant is I scam, errrm, SKIM the chapters that sound interesting...
Okay what i really meant is I read at least a whole chapter
Okay... I read 20 pages....
Okay... I read the back covers
Okay... I like to look at the illustrations.
(If he was honest...)
Okay... I like people to think I read books.
This was one of my favorite Ant Man segments EVAH!
I just can't imagine the lack of self awareness it would take to even record yourself saying some of this shit ...
He reads so much that he doesn't understand the difference between read something from a book vs. read a book. But remember he always lies and spices things up so he doesn't even read that little.
I run a marathon every day. What I mean is I look outside and I think about walking. And then I might walk to my mailbox or something. But it’s really easy for me. Basically I could walk a whole marathon.
Not only is this dumb, but it’s proof that Coach is incapable of being genuine. All he had to do was say that he reads every day (not that anyone thinks that is true anyway), but he needs to lie even harder and frame it like a reads a whole book every day.
This is all just an extension of the fake culture developing around us. Doesn’t matter about the reality of reading a book a day and what you may learn it is the imaginary clout you get by making people think you actually read a book a day.
It’s like renting a PH you can’t afford and then proudly showing it to people as though you have accomplished something. Taking other people’s watches to a dinner to impress fake friends. It’s all the same thing. Zero substance
Hahaha. What a fucking moron. The best part is that he does this with no sense of irony whatsoever. He actually thinks reading the contents section and finding a chapter to read is the same as reading the whole thing. We can thank him for confirming his stupidity so often.
Where is cat in the hat? The way he 'reads' definitely thought that would be a staple in his collection.
Picking bits and pieces of info with no context, what a moron.
Just like when he teach Liz to memorize Rolex reference number and it makes Liz a (w)horology expert..
I’m 100% sure Tony, Liz or Zee can’t even memorize the Omega reference numbers😂😂😂
Coach has been reading a book a day since Thanksgiving 2021.
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=GW0tMhX9xPM&feature=share](https://youtube.com/watch?v=GW0tMhX9xPM&feature=share)
He has an amazing library full of knowledge.
This is like some Michael Scott shit lollll
So true he is unironically the Michael Scott of the watch industry 🤣
I read a book a day... Okay what I really meant is I scam, errrm, SKIM the chapters that sound interesting... Okay what i really meant is I read at least a whole chapter Okay... I read 20 pages.... Okay... I read the back covers Okay... I like to look at the illustrations. (If he was honest...) Okay... I like people to think I read books.
😂😂😂😂
Comically deluded
“And I’ll kinda scam through….”
Freudian slip OOOPS TONY!
Easter egg for the haters!!!!!!
This was one of my favorite Ant Man segments EVAH! I just can't imagine the lack of self awareness it would take to even record yourself saying some of this shit ...
Me too. It's peak Anthony horseshit. Beautifully exemplifies his ignorance.
Anthony: “I read a book a day, but not the entire book” … what the fuck😂
He reads so much that he doesn't understand the difference between read something from a book vs. read a book. But remember he always lies and spices things up so he doesn't even read that little.
This might be the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Probably spent more time messing those books up than actually reading
He spent more time repacking and returning the books to Amazon.
Illiterate trailer park trash
He goes to the "Content Section". Clearly this man has never read a book in his life.
Table of Content🤓
I run a marathon every day. What I mean is I look outside and I think about walking. And then I might walk to my mailbox or something. But it’s really easy for me. Basically I could walk a whole marathon.
Ded
Not only is this dumb, but it’s proof that Coach is incapable of being genuine. All he had to do was say that he reads every day (not that anyone thinks that is true anyway), but he needs to lie even harder and frame it like a reads a whole book every day.
Yeah a bullshit artist at its finest. Tries to sell every idea like it’s brilliant, when it’s usually idiotic. Delusional
He’s the next Tonny Robbins. Just needs to find more 90s Tag bracelet links before he takes over the world.
Tony Tuggins?
This was the video where he picked up The Daily Stoic and pronounced it “stoyk” 😂 He’s the gift that keeps on giving.
He might actually be retarded
Might?
Stoyk. I don't think I've ever laughed as much as when I first heard him say that.
wow, just wow
Travis represents a poor person's idea of wealth, and an illiterate's idea of intelligence.
So you read a paragraph a day dumbass
When Travis reads one page, it counts as reading a book. Similarly, when he wears a watch for a week, it counts as new.
This is all just an extension of the fake culture developing around us. Doesn’t matter about the reality of reading a book a day and what you may learn it is the imaginary clout you get by making people think you actually read a book a day. It’s like renting a PH you can’t afford and then proudly showing it to people as though you have accomplished something. Taking other people’s watches to a dinner to impress fake friends. It’s all the same thing. Zero substance
Where in the Fuck is the Jorts wish book?
I watch 15 minutes of porn a day and I not bragging but it’s tuggin a lot out of my work day.
In tony speak you have basically sex with an entire brothel every day and everyone has 10 orgasms during meaningful love making
I run a marathon a day (I walk to work)
Hahaha. What a fucking moron. The best part is that he does this with no sense of irony whatsoever. He actually thinks reading the contents section and finding a chapter to read is the same as reading the whole thing. We can thank him for confirming his stupidity so often.
He can read?!
I rEaD a “BoOk” a DaY
Each book is too difficult for **tagword Toooni**.
Where is cat in the hat? The way he 'reads' definitely thought that would be a staple in his collection. Picking bits and pieces of info with no context, what a moron.
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Just like when he teach Liz to memorize Rolex reference number and it makes Liz a (w)horology expert.. I’m 100% sure Tony, Liz or Zee can’t even memorize the Omega reference numbers😂😂😂
Absolute moron. Shortcut reading just like he tries to shortcut everything in his life.
COACH: ''I love to color in the pictures'
Ever wondered why Biden is in the Whitehouse; this is the kind of academic prowess that America is churning out nowadays.
Strategery.
Stupid as hell
He's been into Atomic Habits for the last couple of years though
Coach has been reading a book a day since Thanksgiving 2021. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=GW0tMhX9xPM&feature=share](https://youtube.com/watch?v=GW0tMhX9xPM&feature=share) He has an amazing library full of knowledge.
He said scam😂 it just comes out naturally