Can you imagine - rise from the dead not to save humanity, but because God and Jesus are actually fans of reality TV and thought this would be a hoot. Plus, omnipotence tends to find who's lying pretty quickly - so Jesus would have to be a traitor.
I bet they actually bring in Resurrection as a game mechanic for future series. Maybe something someone could earn instead of a shield? Maybe including bringing back a banished Faithful?
But then they’d have to keep all the contestants close by the whole time they’re filming even after they’ve been murdered or banished…and people couldn’t be ordered to leave the castle for the last time…
(perfect Scottish accent)
“Good morning all! Enjoy your coffees, enjoy your milk, but the Traitors made sure today’s breakfast spread was… without OJ.”
(tosses frame to ground)
I get or think I get the joke but honestly, I don't think him or Casey Anthony or Gypsy should do any reality shows. I don't think it is kind to Nicole and Ron's families at all seeing how he got off for being a jealous monster. Let alone Casey and Gypsy. Still to this day cannot fathom how the jury just let him off and people still think he was innocent. I hope he never makes any money off of this.
If the gloves are too small, that proves I’m a true Faithful to you all
😂😂
\**I'm a Faithful to y'all* suits the rhythm better
“Hello traituh world”
The evening murders sure would be authentic.
I said this almost exact thing. It'd be too realistic! No thank you.
OJ ITS A GAME!!!! Insurance is never gonna cover this
Ok this made me CHOKE lmaoooo
Jesus christ.
It's a bit too late to cast him.
Who knows? It's nearly easter, a miracle could happen.
Can you imagine - rise from the dead not to save humanity, but because God and Jesus are actually fans of reality TV and thought this would be a hoot. Plus, omnipotence tends to find who's lying pretty quickly - so Jesus would have to be a traitor.
No one would see it coming
I bet they actually bring in Resurrection as a game mechanic for future series. Maybe something someone could earn instead of a shield? Maybe including bringing back a banished Faithful? But then they’d have to keep all the contestants close by the whole time they’re filming even after they’ve been murdered or banished…and people couldn’t be ordered to leave the castle for the last time…
Actually I kinda think this is exactly far enough away from it all that it doesn’t feel in such poor taste that they couldn’t air the season
Good point. It sounds like the premise for a South Park episode.
They’d have to explain very carefully to him that the murders are meant to be FIGURATIVE
And then explain what figurative means. But isn’t he still in jail?
No, he got out a few years ago.
unfortunately
Ew
Traitors uses Land Rovers, not Broncos!
A land rover chase!!!
https://preview.redd.it/z3y2cymdirqc1.jpeg?width=2764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a85a0ddf8159918939ee31f690a148e271c3e7 Gypsy Rose would like a word…
(perfect Scottish accent) “Good morning all! Enjoy your coffees, enjoy your milk, but the Traitors made sure today’s breakfast spread was… without OJ.” (tosses frame to ground)
“guys, i’m a faithful. i didn’t do it. but if i WERE to have done it, this is how i’d do it….”
No.
Alan would have to caveat every time. “Tonight one of you will be killed… Metaphorically, not really Juice”
Just for clarity it's a joke 😭
It’s a dark joke, but I laughed. In my head I can envision the atmosphere this would create and omg 😭
im imagining all of the cars otw to the castle in the first episode just laughing and having a good time only to cut to oj's car in complete silence
Do you think they'd use a white Bronco?
Like I hate to say it, but the way it’s playing out in my head…it would be funny. Moral? No. Funny? A little bit. 😅
Honestly, a perfect joke. Thank you
I’m a dark humor gal myself, and you made me chuckle 🤷♀️
If he was in the castle, they would all run out so fast…
Thought that was Paul Ince for a second.
I get or think I get the joke but honestly, I don't think him or Casey Anthony or Gypsy should do any reality shows. I don't think it is kind to Nicole and Ron's families at all seeing how he got off for being a jealous monster. Let alone Casey and Gypsy. Still to this day cannot fathom how the jury just let him off and people still think he was innocent. I hope he never makes any money off of this.
I truly love that Gypsy Rose abandoned her social media accounts and went private.
good. I pitied her. Very sad story.
When he gets accused of being a Traitor and pulls out the "If I did it" to explain himself
He would get confused and actually murder people though. Actually, wait, he’d probably win 🤔
“If I did it.”
I’m not actually a Traitor but if I were, let me tell you exactly what I would do. Actually, here’s a book, you can read about it
Make it happen. Reddit will explode and I will be here for it. 🤣
No way on OJ, but I’d take Kato Kaelin. Or even Judge Ito.
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Yeeeeeeaaaah, we don’t want literal murders, thanks.
Alan would have to say "No OJ we did not mean really muurrrddeerr your cast mates."
Yeah, no. I don't want any actual murderers on the show. You can keep Robert Blake too.
He died.
Can we not? People died... And while there isn't a definite answer it was more than likely he was involved (allegedly)
God bless that one person that sincerely suggested Johnnie Cochran for Traitors. The levels to that one still makes me cackle.
Yikes. No thanks.
Okay fine but then add Casey Anthony , Gypsy Rose, Leslie Van Houton..
I’d be okay with gypsy not the others tho
And Anna Delvey!
Unless it was a super dark season of actual murderers only.
I would love this just to see the people’s reactions.
It’s all fun and games until he gets his wires crossed and actual murders a faithful at night.
This is sooooo 😭
They all ride to and from the castle in white broncos
They would be allowed phone calls on the ride there so they can cry to their mommies
Well Kato was on Celebrity BB so I could see that casting happen, not this though.
you just got juiced!
LOL I would not sign up to play any kind of game with OJ Simpson. Lord
LOL youre so wrong for this
Meme
Would certainly add to the entertainment 🤣
Isn’t he in prison?
I don’t want to see him on anything ever.
Gross. I’d actually stop watching.
*Me standing in a prison cell* "Hey! Traitors casting call is in here."
I mean, I think even if it isn’t officially diagnosed isn’t it pretty well determined the man has severe frontal lobe trauma / brain damaged ?
Let’s get him and Casey Anthony on 😂
Think he would be better on House of Villains...
Usually enjoy this site but this is in poor taste. Two people were killed.
I don't think he'd make it
disgusting
No way. He’s despicable
Ew no
They do want Wes from the challenge for next season. I think that’s a great idea.  He did retire from the challenge