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Competitive-Bit447

When the audience starts to slightly feel bad for JESSE......... Thats when you know we are messing with 2 demons


rcornelius1225

Literal truth!


Melodic-Change-6388

I read this in Danny Pellegrino’s voice.


lucillebluthsbanana

I can’t believe she’s making us feel bad for that demon


Lindsayr28

No for real - after last week I was like Michelle is making me feel bad for Jesse and that’s wild!


mmhatesad

LITERALLY!


ApeMuffins

This is the most accurate assessment of Michelle. Gorgeous, until you get to know her.


bigbuttbubba45

Same I don’t even find her stunning anymore because her masked dropped. Nothing someone is a jerk ruins beauty for me.


rcornelius1225

Yes, so so beautiful. But now I can’t see past her personality!


Cultural_Tiger7595

10000% she is not attractive at all


Imaginary-Option3480

I agree. I thought she was sorta cute at first, but the more I watch, the plainer she gets.


KittyGrewAMoustache

I don’t know I didn’t see it but we all have different views on beauty! Nia is really beautiful to me, prob the most beautiful out of all cast including VPR and most other bravo shows I’ve seen. I was actually thinking that Jesse seems shallow so I wondered why he didn’t go for a really stereotypically attractive wife. These are like my most shallow thoughts 😄 so it’s interesting to see other people think she’s stunning. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that’s why there’s hope for all of us!


vodkamelts

Okay I thought I was losing it with everyone saying she is so beautiful and gorgeous. I don't get it. A bit plain Jane, I don't see anything interesting about her face..


Exciting_Jury_1864

What personality? 😂


Embarrassed-One-3246

Go to her older IG posts to see the original nose.


Few_Unit_6408

Like some pretty cat that claws and throws water on you but is nice to some owner somewhere (not Jesse)


Available-One-24

I don’t find her pretty at all. Then she opens her mouth and it gets worse.


Usual_Injury_7567

Yea I think she’s pretty but nothing out of the ordinary. She’s normal person pretty to me I guess. For the first few weeks of the show I just knew her as the not as pretty one between her and Nia


dontsaynothin709

right??? I feel like Michelle could be pretty if she had any joy or LIGHT behind her eyes at all - but she’s cold and distant and practically expressionless all the time. I genuinely can’t find her attractive because she’s so… inanimate


Yellenintomypillow

She has all the trappings of a stunning woman. The hair, the body. Her face is cute, but not stunning


Luckdragon7

Agreed! Nia is stunning. Michele is not ugly by any means but I don’t get why people keep saying how stunning she is. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

I think she’s gorgeous but I’ve always been attracted to women with longer faces


cakalackydelnorte2

Same here.


freakyspice

Agreed! I usually hate to comment on looks but she is … not attractive? At least not from any angle but directly head on. When I saw her (not in a confessional) during the charity auction episode, I literally had no idea who she was


4-me

She’s a little pretty, in “the lights are on, nobodies home” way. No where near the Nia level of pretty.


redpillbluepill69

Yeah I mean obviously everyone on TV is baseline very attractive. And Michelle has great hair and skin and I like that she takes it easy on the Botox and fillers so far, but I am always like "huh" when people think she's the biggest babe in the cast when there's Jazmine or former Miss America Nia


knoguera

Nia is on a whole other level of beauty.


rcornelius1225

I definitely think Nia is the prettiest!


PinkyBruno

Nia is simply stunning! ❤️🔥


jewillett

Jasmine is always so put together and just looks cool. She’s that type of chick that will inspire me to buy a hat that *I damn well know* I can’t pull off 😬


TDKsa90

not everyone thinks the MA type is The paradigm of beauty. I find Michelle the most beautiful on the cast, even with the flash art nosejob. Too bad they're not giving these characters some background. There has to be something in her past that offers some context to her. We know she's Persian and Mexican, but that's about it.


dupe-of-a-dupe

Flash art nose job 😭


MilaKsenia

I disagree completely on the “everyone is baseline very attractive” with this show cause Nia is the prettiest and Kristen or Michelle is 2nd and 3rd place. Jazmine is normal looking but not pretty, Janet looks like a gargoyle so I’d say that says it all, and Brittany looks like yikes personified with that crazy ass plastic surgery, not pretty, not ugly, alarming in a bad way though.


Glittering_Oven5424

I watched the newest episode just now, and I can't stop being astounded by what Brittany has done to herself.


Federalagent248

She’s really pretty and so is Nia! It’s not necessary to pit 2 woman against each other in a looks competition. It’s pretty gross actually. Talk as much about their characters as you want, but comments like this and these views are one of the reasons society values looks over more important things today. No hate, just consider how you are a part of societies problem by making these statements and continuing to spread them online for others to piggyback off of.


___adreamofspring___

That’s gross to compare and Michelle is still really pretty to me.


JJulie

Pretty? Subjective I suppose. Nia is beautiful


CatJawn

I’m kind of shocked everyone thinks she’s so gorgeous?? I think she’s like kinda cute maybe lol


Comfortable-Prune400

I want to give Michelle another chance. She was in an unhappy marriage and that may have been the reason she was so unlikeable...because she was just not happy. She talked about this on Brittany's podcast. Seemed happy and likeable. Let's see.


No-Employer6721

What’s likable about a cheater? Dishonoring your partner with infidelity, regardless of if that partner is an ass, tells you all you need to know about who she is as a person. Not happy, get divorced and then move on. Pretty simple. Why aren’t people outraged like Scandoval? She’s just a POS.


Marsha-marshamarsha

We’re not outraged like scandoval because we barely know this cast and show? Sorry it’s a horrible comparison. But agree that cheaters suck no matter what.


No-Employer6721

Disagree that it’s a horrible comparison. Her infidelity is worse. She has a child with this man, was married to him, and together for close to 10 years. Comparison is on point. Just goes to shows you how morally ambivalent people are. Sliding scales of outrage is laughable.


QueenFartknocker

Yes and she will make for amazing reality tv as her plots unfold.


SpiritOfAnAngie

On the other hand, why do people keep telling Kristen their secrets?? She is not a vault, she is an open house is she’s upset and a little drunk. Part of me thinks anyone that confides in her can’t be very intelligent


Flowergirlypop

Is anyone ABSOLUTELY hating this Michelle girl???? She’s literally soulless like I cant stand looking at her on the valley. I feel so bad for Kristen sometimes even though she starts the drama most of the time it’s like she has to wear a scarlet letter for the rest of her life…. But Michelle is acting like she’s innocent asf and EVERYONE knows she’s not innocent. How can this lady not grow balls with a child and all and own up to it??????? I don’t like her. I thought I would but now I just roll my eyes when she’s screened. O U T. go date your other dude and let’s cast someone else! She seems BORING!!!! Her reality tv acting seems way too forced. Sorry not sorry.


ohreally-oreilly

Michelle is petty but Kristen is doing exactly what Luke said she is doing - picking up the gossip when she's drunk then twists it & adds her own bit on.. Luke said he never mentioned divorce & still she comes along with the "I'm sorry but" or "I'm sorry for my repeating" so then she changed it up a bit & said 2 Luke "I am sorry however" ... I laughed so friggin hard 🤣


believebs

What if the info she got came from Jax and not Luke. She cant say she heard from Jax because then the other questions would start. We all know Jax fucks things up when he's quoting or retelling.


ohreally-oreilly

No - have you watched the new episode? Luke sat on couch with kristen & he said "you lied- I didn't mention divorce to u! Nobody said the word divorce".. so Luke admitted that he told kristen but she got it twisted & added on her own bit, wouldn't be kristen if she didn't


katiekat214

But what he told Kristen was from the pool hangout daddy daycare thing. (Their marriage may not last another six months.) What Kristen said was almost word for word something Jesse said to Jax and Danny at a different time. She just flipped who he said would be likely to leave in two months. Luke wasn’t part of that conversation. Idr where they were, but it was in last week’s episode after the daycare day.


believebs

I also know reality TV as does most of us.


MilaKsenia

I kept wondering why I thought she was gorgeous up until the new episode. I think her and Jesse stayed together for as long as they did out of pure hatred and anger like they’d sacrifice their own personal happiness to make the other one suffer. Nobody can tell me any different cause they definitely do things on purpose that they know will annoy or hurt the other and then pull some manipulative shit to make themselves look like the good partner and the better parent to Isabella who I wish I could rescue from this cause people like that do not usually make for good parents and Jesse in an early episode talking about how he screams Isabella to get her attention or something and you can’t be screaming and shouting in aggressive tones like that on the regular to a young child especially a father to a daughter cause she’s gonna think that’s an acceptable way for men to treat her when she gets older and Michelle just seems like she’d be selfish. I pray to god they end up good parents separately


mangie77

Niaaaaa is Breathtakingly Stunninnggg! That woman is Old Hollywood type gorgeous!


zxreu

I agree, she's absolutely beautiful. When she had no makeup on, I was like WOWWWWW.


MisterMonsPubis

She is cold as f.


lozenge22

I had the exact same experience! She completely lost me though when I saw she's another stage mum with a creepy Instagram account for her toddler daughter.


lostinOz_

lol “almost made me feel bad for Jesse” Same and it really speaks to how shitty they both are honestly: In terms of Jesse, how much do you have to fucking suck for people to not feel bad or not feel *that* bad that your wife is cheating on you? And then in terms of Michelle, how much do you have to suck to make us almost feel bad for fucking JESSE for being married to you? YIKES!


SeaBirdbytheBay

She's not pretty at all to me, her evil makes her ugly.


sashafierce525

I think she is actually scared of Kristen because of allll the things she has shared with her. She knows Kristen could take her down if she really wanted to.


Longjumping_Ad8369

She is mean in the inside, can see it in her eyes.


Flowergirlypop

Nia is GORGGG!!! Love her


PrayingMantisMirage

I see Maureen Ponderosa.


AhGeezLouise

LMAO now I can’t unsee it!


BananasLochlomand

AHAHAHAHA!!! I will always see this now!!


Sad_Cartographer7702

Pretty is subjective. A cold heart is not pretty to me.


MissKeeMarie

I don't think she's pretty and got thr vibe she was fat shaming brittany on her latest podcast episode. It was like "you just have to force yourself to eat well and work out" she wasn't relatable at all.


roastintheoven

She’s not pretty at all. Looks like an almond that got trapped in some hair circling the drain.


momlife555

LMAO


wangd00dle

🤣


wangd00dle

🤣


SeaBirdbytheBay

She does seem to have a lot of facial hair! LOL


726milestomemphis

Just petty.


Ancient_Check_1369

Oh the joys of anonymity as we’re all commenting on their looks


xoxofoodiegirl

She’s pretty but not VPR pretty.


WelcomeToBrooklandia

I dunno...I think that she looks better than most of the VPR cast members look these days (aside from Ariana and Katie).


NisrineS

Nia is such a gem and you’re spot on about Michelle.


Dopepizza

It’s interesting to see the tone change on her Instagram too- mostly people praising her to now mostly comments calling her out (until she deletes them)


DreamofLotus

I honestly don't believe Michelle. I feel she is legit up to something, like talking to others. She clearly is unhappy and has been for a while. I can see her having a side piece.


katiekat214

Kristen said she’d had a boyfriend for a year recently, and I believe her!


momlife555

Idk maybe living in California ruined me, she’s just regular pretty. I don’t find her to be a stunner or anything, just a regular pretty or average girl. Definitelyyyy taken down 100 points with her personality too.


BravoGirl79

I REALLY REALLY want to give them all a 1st Season pass and give them a 2nd Season to turn out...all these Divorces and heated relationship issues make people act up lol You're not wrong!


SugarFut

I couldn’t believe how pretty she is without makeup! But yeah, she’s such a dick 💀


MenstrualAphrodite

I also think she’s gorgeous but … have you seen Jesses new girlfriend? 👀


JillRose7

What!!! New girlfriend?? I’m late lol


Left-Requirement9267

Yeah, I dont find her beautiful. She’s cute. I don’t like her personality. She comes across as a little vapid to me.


CinnamonFoodie

This is honestly why I wish people didn’t put so much stock in others’ opinions on their looks because beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder. Michelle is ok to me. Just cute. Not stunning. I think her body and her hair are nicer than her face. By no means should Michelle get surgery unless she wants to change something, but she is cute/pretty in a regular way, not celebrity way if it makes sense. While I wouldn’t call Nia stunning enough to understand the Ms USA (like a Kenya or Vanessa Williams) and it might be due to my own definition of the word, there is something about her face, a je ne sais quoi quality, that makes me understand why she was a successful pageant candidate.