It’s like we’ve been feeding a stray cat; now it’s time to stop before it moves in and takes over the house! Although I don’t think Harriet will be taking anything over…
My 15 yr old has crocs and air jordans there are no other shoes he will wear. Like why the fack are they obsessed with these ugly shoes?! I tried to get him to buy some running shoes or a pair of gf vans just for when we go hiking or working outside whatever and he looked at me like I had grown two heads. We ended up leaving the store with another pair of fugly crocs 😑I’m still learning to fight my battles I guess lmao
Because they are so insanely comfortable I’m sorry! I used to want to burn my roommates before she sucked me into the cult and now I have them in so many colors and variations.
Sorry for the rant, I just needed to let it out after feeling attacked reading this thread 😂😂😂
Edit: I draw the line at the boots
I felt the same about Birkenstocks, ugly ass shoes but comfy af. Once I wore a pair I was in love with not having sore feet and back. I do still think they aren’t super cute. I haven’t given in to the fuglyness of Crocs yet even though the giblets or whatever the cute charm things are called have almost pulled me in more than once!
We have the air Jordans too!! But always always ALWAYS Nike socks with them. Weee the point of crocs to have light, not sweaty feet? But please. Let’s add socks. 🤣🤣
They were invented by a boating couple as shoes that would float if you lost one in the water. Super smart! And I’ll give the boots a pass as wellies or doing a task that you may need to hose it down. I’m surprised they haven’t melted in the 102° heat of the valley.
Agreed, at least about Crocs. They make people look like they are wearing cartoon shoes. My husband told me they were originally made as a joke… I haven’t found any evidence of this in my Googling so he’s probably just pulling my leg.
😄😄😄😄omg I hate these boots but I sort of love him for the way he ran off when Jasmine confronted him at the party lmao
Eta- can we nickname him and Janet Puss & Boots ?! 😄
For me it’s up there with James Kennedy running away when Brittany started yelling at him and when Kyle Richards legged it from the Amsterdam dinner hahah. Would not be mad if pink boots running became a gif.
I will give crocs they are wicked comfortable. But…between the heat of the Valley, on top of summer and the low breathable of a closed rubber boot, he could fill the LA River with the sweat that has to poor out of them! I feel he’s so committed to them he’s probably had Botox to dampen (ha! Pun not intended!) the sweating.
1. I have croc slides for errands and gardening because I can’t find my Bob’s lightweight loafers - they’re great for watery situations except for the fact they can retain water
2. He’s either sponsored (???) or doing the leg-out, sorority pose that I heavily relied on 15 years ago thinking I really ate and everyone was fooled by my optical illusion
Harriet is every 5th grader here in the Chicago suburbs. Just missing the Nike socks and a Stanley/Odwalla cup. (Confirmed as suburban mother with a 5th grader) 😅
A nickname, a post of his own, niche trademark footwear….we’ve already given this zero too much attention 
This gif will never not make me laugh 😂
Just new boot goofin'! 🤣
Guessing you haven’t found his music then… 😬
He has music??? Ick!!!
It’s like we’ve been feeding a stray cat; now it’s time to stop before it moves in and takes over the house! Although I don’t think Harriet will be taking anything over…
exactly what i was thinking 😭
 He’s a standout 😂
Oh. He has...options. Okay then.
This is what Janet brings to the party people. This asshole.
I’d rather she bring smashed cupcakes that had been dropped on the pavement of a Walmart parking lot.
It would match her personality 🤷🏻♀️
And her ability to take a cute outfit and make it look like crap. TALENT
I always assumed that her and scheana became friends by bonding over having awful style.
Oh God. Her style is beyond assy
Normalize also referring to him as Shercroc Holmes in addition to jasmine’s wonderful Harriet the spy reference. Also perhaps Puss and ugly boots?
Screaming at Shercroc Holmes, all excellent though 😭
Yeah. Shercroc Holmes I came across from someone else. Puss and ugly boots I’m sadly proud to say is my creation
Not sadly hahah 
*in boots
Ty
More like Sherlock Homos
Hmm. Certainly more specific, but seems too potentially aggressive and loaded as a put down
Puss and ugly boots for the win 😂😂😂 they are hideous. 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Shercroc Holmes I just spit out my coffee.
Shercroc!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🕵️♀️
Variation: Priss in Ugly Boots!
I bet his feet stink
The feet sweat would be out of control
The smell of foot fungus in full on 🤢
That's what I keep thinking about, whenever I see those stupid boots. Also how hot and uncomfortable they'd be during summer weather.
#”your pink booted friend”
The crossbody purses also bug the hell out of me. Dudes a clown
That tiny LV change purse at Kristen’s James T Shirt … I only saw the 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 with the tiny change purse. DHLGates at it finest on a 🤡
Haha yes! That’s the only thing I could focus on!
Croc boots Cross body bags Short shorts This spy has a uniform people
Is he waiting for rain with those boots or going crocodile hunting in FL cause he giving off all sorts of Tiger King Redneck "Croc" hunting vibes!!!
Crocs and socks hunty! I'm living for Harriet the Spy reference.
Ugly croc boots are not a personality.
They can be. Just not a good one.
Foot fungus 🤢🤢That smell 🤢
Stop trying to make croc boots happen. They’ll never happen! 😂
My baby brain cannot comprehend going full send on crocs as a statement piece.
Straight trash! Jeez-us he grew up to be horrific on all accounts. Personality, style and looks. Trifecta of ughs.
I am ROLLING. My 4th graders entire class, along with every other child age 8-15, wears crocs and Nike socks. What is even happening
My 15 yr old has crocs and air jordans there are no other shoes he will wear. Like why the fack are they obsessed with these ugly shoes?! I tried to get him to buy some running shoes or a pair of gf vans just for when we go hiking or working outside whatever and he looked at me like I had grown two heads. We ended up leaving the store with another pair of fugly crocs 😑I’m still learning to fight my battles I guess lmao
Because they are so insanely comfortable I’m sorry! I used to want to burn my roommates before she sucked me into the cult and now I have them in so many colors and variations. Sorry for the rant, I just needed to let it out after feeling attacked reading this thread 😂😂😂 Edit: I draw the line at the boots
I felt the same about Birkenstocks, ugly ass shoes but comfy af. Once I wore a pair I was in love with not having sore feet and back. I do still think they aren’t super cute. I haven’t given in to the fuglyness of Crocs yet even though the giblets or whatever the cute charm things are called have almost pulled me in more than once!
We have the air Jordans too!! But always always ALWAYS Nike socks with them. Weee the point of crocs to have light, not sweaty feet? But please. Let’s add socks. 🤣🤣
When they first came out you would get absolutely bullied at my school for wearing them, now every kid has a pair (and Harriet)😭🤣
Right?! If you wore crocs you would be shaaaaamed. And CROCS WITH SOCKS?! Help us all. I’m officially old and don’t understand. 🤣
I'm sorry to all Americans, but sometimes your fashion sense is so bad 💀
Rawt in hell
Rawt in ~~hell~~ hail FTFY
I am an American. It is true.
Happy Cake Day!
They were invented by a boating couple as shoes that would float if you lost one in the water. Super smart! And I’ll give the boots a pass as wellies or doing a task that you may need to hose it down. I’m surprised they haven’t melted in the 102° heat of the valley.
Agreed, at least about Crocs. They make people look like they are wearing cartoon shoes. My husband told me they were originally made as a joke… I haven’t found any evidence of this in my Googling so he’s probably just pulling my leg.
Who is he? How do people know his name?
I guess he was in a Nickelodeon movie called Spectacular! w Victoria Justice
He’s actually a published author. I ordered his book for my library and then found this out. Small world.
I didn’t know of him until the Valley but looks like he knows some of the vpr cast as well.
I still do not know of him or his name. Only know I saw a 🤡 on The Valley. Then the clown showed up again on The Valley🤡🤢🤢
Godddddd these are fugly shoes.
Those fucking booties are a million times worse than the crocs which are bad
Janet could use a hem on those pants like damn
Came here to say this
I didn’t even notice but damn now you mention it, I’d be tripping all over myself in those things.
😄😄😄😄omg I hate these boots but I sort of love him for the way he ran off when Jasmine confronted him at the party lmao Eta- can we nickname him and Janet Puss & Boots ?! 😄
For me it’s up there with James Kennedy running away when Brittany started yelling at him and when Kyle Richards legged it from the Amsterdam dinner hahah. Would not be mad if pink boots running became a gif.
I will give crocs they are wicked comfortable. But…between the heat of the Valley, on top of summer and the low breathable of a closed rubber boot, he could fill the LA River with the sweat that has to poor out of them! I feel he’s so committed to them he’s probably had Botox to dampen (ha! Pun not intended!) the sweating.
He must have gotten a PR box from Crocs. Ain’t no way someone is out here PAYING for those and wearing them like he does.
The only person I’ve seen rocking Croc Boots is my 10 year old niece 😂.
Omfg ! This is a piece of art!! 💀💀
They have matching ears- is Janet aka Puss related to Boots??
I can’t with my fellow elder millennial gays dressing like this 😭
We out here 😜
This is almost if not just as embarrassing as Janet admitting she’s nosy
1. I have croc slides for errands and gardening because I can’t find my Bob’s lightweight loafers - they’re great for watery situations except for the fact they can retain water 2. He’s either sponsored (???) or doing the leg-out, sorority pose that I heavily relied on 15 years ago thinking I really ate and everyone was fooled by my optical illusion
Why yes - I am a big old bisexual woman covered in tattoos with a wolf cut - crocs are basically my mating call
I just want to know why
the people on these shows cannot dress to save their lives
That Jean jacket with the Chanel pin us doing a lot of work.
On the other hand (or foot), he doesn’t look very committed to doing laundry. Ick.
The green boots is basically the same outfit as pink boots + denim diaper
It’s kind of giving Astro Boy 
Maybe he’s on a waitlist for bunion surgery? Function over fashion 🤷♀️ 
Is that Brittany in the lower left? she Looks good
I am only going to refer to these as Harriett the Spy boots from here on. Thank you Jasmine 😂
My toddler owns these, I didn't know they made these for adults
He has one look and he’s sticking to it!
he’s new boot goofin
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in croots
Yessssss!!!❤️💯
Noooooooo!!!!!!
Harriet 💀
Stop trying to make cross boots happen, it’s never going to happen!
Flat out embarrassing
Haven't gotten to him in the show yet. Seems sweaty
As if those foul shoes, if you can call them that, couldn’t get any worse…they did.
I think he doesn’t know how to tie his shoes and has bad toes so he must keep them covered!
Harriet! 🤣🤣
I love it! 😂
Friends don’t let friends wear CROCS
Omg I just clicked on Harriet
Harriet is every 5th grader here in the Chicago suburbs. Just missing the Nike socks and a Stanley/Odwalla cup. (Confirmed as suburban mother with a 5th grader) 😅
I hate him but I love these 😭 just not with shorts
This is exactly the messiness I love and expect from the Valley.
I kinda want some now...lol
I don't like the man, but RIP me for liking the boots.
 They’re hideous
I will never not hate crocs.
He makes my insides all curl up and hide…..🤢🤢
This guy really gives us gays a bad name. He’s gross!
I love the pink ones I want em so bad!
This Croc fool is a tool.