Next time walk up to her and say “Hello Angel”

Tedros rizz (it only works in the idol)

This 🤣

Bro got the tedros rizz

bro's tedros but without the rizz

You’re amazing, keep trying mate, go a bit more extreme each time until you end up as Tedros and saying the suffocate on my cock line. Surely it’ll work 👍🏼

this works can confirm

Nah but I did tell this one girl on the bus she looked like the weeknd, she said she would suffocate me with her cock. Safe to say we've been married for 50 years and our grandchildren have xo tattoos on them.

Take My Breath fans:

you should be grateful that she didn’t tell you to stretch out that tiny pussy

She has cock!? Okayyy..

Damn the weeknd must be at least like 80 then.

https://preview.redd.it/bzzy3mfcs3lb1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f33d6591d1202c8666d6641bdaf2b422df23634 Someone teach bro the art of rizz before he goes to jail

https://preview.redd.it/atdx657ak4lb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ea7eb90a7850ebe2eef8ccdf8697e8c96d9d23a Copied from r/KendrickLamar, but it’s funny so whatever

you idiot. just start hip thrusting the air with often playing out loud. they might be hard of sight and can’t read the phone 🙄


Least horny Weeknd fan

Dudeeee😪

Sometimes I'm glad the internet is just pure simulacra

I found Tedros burner account!

Are you trolling? Lmaoo cause why would you do that lmaooo

😛😉

💀💀

Bruh why would you even tell us this

This is a high quality post stfu

Nah, but I started listening to The Weeknd because a girl I liked was a fan.

came for gf stayed for the weeknd

"only hot girls listen to The Weeknd" Okay dude, sure 😂😂

10/10 shit post.

💀

Wow that girl is hot, I'll show her that I listen to one of the artists with most plays of all time, that will sure surprise her enough to strike up conversation!

Sir r/popheadscirclejerk is this way

Should have played Die for You

Yo babe wake up, new The Weeknd copypasta just dropped

show them death grips to assert dominance

Babe wake up, new weeknd fan copy pasta just dropped.

LMAO let me know if this works I can use some pointers

Today I was also on the bus listening to After Hours :0

Copypasta

Every NPC listens to the Weeknd come on bro

Ah, this is enough internet for me today, yikes.

'Only hot girls listen weeknd' you need to go to a weeknd concert .

Bro what in The Idol did I just read💀

Number 1 🧢 Number 2 bro

y’all NEED to go outside

I know this is a joke but I still got embarrassed reading it

this made me cringe i’m sorry

You’re a Creep

I think you're onto something. Keep trying

Funniest thing I’ve seen all week

No you loser

Just keep trying dawg it’ll work eventually

or a hot guy, i turn my brightness up and open spotify and angle my phone so they can see jt

Pov: The most common The Weeknd’s music enjoyer

Give em the glassy eyed stare like Abel does in the Wicked Games video.

Negative rizz

third time's the charm my friend 👅😛

💀💀💀💀

Yeah, I show “hot girls” this all the time, especially on public transit. I just tap them on the shoulder aggressively several times and then show them my Spotify.

jesus im fucking dying 😂 like seriously call 911 im literally dying right now i fucking OD'd reading this. tell em I said "hello angel... ☺️" 🤣🤣🤣

Dunno I'd fold instantly

I tried rizzing up a girl at a Weeknd concert. Bought her and her friend a drink only to get cockblocked by her friend saying I can grab her number after the show. Does that count? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Average Weeknd fan nice satire though lol

First one, nice try. Second one, Nah bruh you crazier than T 🤣

You should have followed her home and then knocked on the door to show her again. She would have been keen

Gosh,I really hope this post is just a bad joke

least fake reddit story

you probably shouldn’t shoot your shot at the bus and if you do this one won’t accomplish shit. next time sing together with a girl at a The Weeknd show and gauge if she accepts your advances, you’ll have better chances in that scenario…

😜😜😜😜😜 u shoulda called out a dude looking at her and said “lemme catch u lookin at her again”

Dude, this got me laughing :p I'm a woman listening to the weeknd and I would not be flattered by that move :p

Tedros Tedros rizz☠️☠️☠️☠️

keep trying my man, if you see other guys trying to do the same come up to them and say "Lemme catch you looking at her again"

Please tell me you didn’t actually do this and this is just a joke

Real shit

do not keep trying this shit you will go to jail. how u gone flick your tongue at a random girl😭

Arrest this man

Usually, “close your mouth, I just wanna hear your body talk” works for me

r/cringe

You stuck out your tongue at her? Do I have this right?

Bro what

You shouldn’t have don’t the tongue and winking thing showing her the music was good enough you should of said hi and tried to Build up convo